Chapter 29: A Threat or A Promise?

RAW was in Raleigh, North Carolina and Rochelle was facing Katie Lea in a Divas' match.

Nicole, Delancey, and Brittany were in "Eddie's Angels" locker room having a conversation until Rochelle and Ulysses walked inside.

"Hey, how did it go?" Delancey said.

"It's set," Rochelle said. "By tomorrow night, Vickie Guerrero's dirty laundry will be aired at the wedding at Smackdown."

"Ooh, I can't wait," Nicole said. "This is so exciting."

Then there was a knock at the door and Brittany went to answer it.

"Who is it?" Brittany said.

"Skye, Shayna, and Madison," Skye said from outside.

Then Brittany opened the door and the girls were outside.

"Hello, come on in," Brittany said as the girls walked in.

"Hello, girls," Rochelle said. "Ready for a full week of exposure and beatdowns?"

"Oh, yeah, I'm so ready," Madison said.

"And Skye," Nicole said, "rumor has it you're facing Layla in your first match."

"Yes, I am," Skye said. "I never did like Layla. She's jealous of Kelly Kelly and I don't understand why she's acting all bitchy all of a sudden. She's supposed to be a former Diva Search winner."

"Well, for now, she's a sore loser," Shayna said. "Where I come from, I don't get mad, I get even."

"That's what 'Eddie's Angels' does," Delancey said. "We get even."

Then RAW was on and it was time for the Divas' match which was Rochelle versus Katie Lea Burchill. Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole and Delancey following her.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by Nicole Mitchell and Delancey Scott, representing 'Eddie's Angels' from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the WWE's Women Champion, Rochelle Kennedy,"

Rochelle was a wearing a red and white striped halter bikini top, black ripped pants, and her hair curled. Nicole was wearing a pink striped sequined tie-back halter bikini top with a bow at the bottom black jeans, and a black newsboy styled cap with silver sequins covering her ponytail. Delancey was wearing a pink striped sequined tie-back halter top with the bow at the waist, black shorts, and her hair curled.

The Angels walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and Nicole & Delancey got into the ring as Rochelle went around the ring, got up on the apron and posed, and got into the ring. Then Rochelle got on the turnbuckles and raised her Women's Title belt in the air and she got back down and Paul Burchill's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Katie following him.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Paul Burchill from Chelsea, England, Katie Lea." Lillian announced.

Katie and Paul walked down the ramp and Paul got in the ring as Katie climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and she posed along with Paul before going down in the ring. Then Paul, Nicole, and Delancey got out of the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Rochelle and Katie circled around the ring and they locked up and Katie went behind Rochelle and clubbed her in the back and then Katie got Rochelle in a half-nelson hold and Rochelle got her in a bridge for a one count. Rochelle then got a couple of forearms and she went to whip Katie but Katie reversed and charged but was met by a back elbow and Rochelle got Katie in a headscissors but Katie threw her off.

Then Rochelle missed a shoulderblock and Katie kicked Rochelle in the head and Katie dragged Rochelle by the hair and took her down before covering for a two count. Then Katie clubbed Rochelle in the back and got her in a facelock before she let go and Rochelle fought back with a right hand to the midsection twice and a couple of forearms. Then Rochelle bounced off the ropes and Katie got an armdrag before covering for a two count and Katie kicked Rochelle in the midsection before dragging her by the hair and applying a facelock.

Rochelle then escaped the hold with a snapmare but Katie got a knee to the midsection and shoved Rochelle to the corner and Katie got a kick to Rochelle's face and Rochelle kicked Katie in the face and climbed the ropes and went for the DDT but Katie blocked with a forearm and pulled Rochelle down. Rochelle fought back with a forearm and bounced off the ropes for a flying headscissors and then Rochelle climbed the ropes and leaped into a top rope Thesz Press for the win.

"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.

As the referee raised Rochelle's arm in the air, Katie got in Rochelle's face as Paul came in and grabbed Rochelle as the Angels tried to fight him. Paul threaten to hurt Rochelle as Brittany came out of nowhere and hit a missile dropkick on Paul making him let go of Rochelle. Then Paul immediately bailed with Katie being chased by the Angels and Kofi Kingston who came into the ring after them and then Kofi laid down the Intercontinental Championship Title belt and told Paul to come get some right now. Then Paul walked back to the ring as Kofi took off his jacket and pants and "Eddie's Angels" left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Kofi and Paul locked up and Paul immediately got a knee to the midsection and Paul whipped Kofi to the ropes and hit a shoulderblock and then he bounced off the ropes and Kofi hit a flying elbow and then Kofi leaped on Paul in the corner and punched away at him and then hit a shoulderblock. Paul fought back with a kick to the midsection and went for a slam but Kofi rolled up Paul for a two count and then Kofi twisted Paul's arm and got Paul in a submission hold as Paul got to his knees.

Then Paul quickly got to his feet and whipped Kofi to the corner but Kofi floated over and got a nice hiptoss for a one count and Kofi got Paul in the armlock submission hold before Paul got to his feet and took Kofi down by the hair breaking the hold and he bounced off the ropes before Kofi met him with a missile dropkick. Then Kofi covered for a two count and Kofi got another armlock and Paul got to his feet as Kofi twisted his arm and Paul grabbed Kofi's hair and placed him into the corner and got a break before Paul got a right hand on Kofi's midsection.

Then Paul went to whip Kofi but Kofi floated into a headscissors and Paul took Kofi down with a kick to the midsection and Paul started stomping on Kofi and landing right hands before covering for a two count. Paul grabbed Kofi's arm and kicked him in the midsection and covered him for another two count and Paul applied a waistlock as Kofi got to his feet and escaped with back elbows.

Then Kofi bounced off the ropes and Paul got a flapjack before stomping on Kofi and landed a back scoop slam for another two count and Paul got Kofi in another wristlock before Kofi escaped with back elbows and Paul shoved Kofi to the corner and whipped him to the corner and charged into Kofi's boots to the face. Then Kofi fought with a back elbow and several forearms and a kick to the side and Paul missed a clothesline and Kofi got a flying clothesline and a dropkick and then a back DDT. Then Kofi hit the boom-boom leg drop as Katie was on the apron and "Eddie's Angels" distracted her as Brittany pulled Katie hitting her head on the apron and Kofi then finished off Paul with the Jamaican Buzzsaw kick for the pin and the win.

Then "Eddie's Angels" and Brittany got into the ring and Rochelle hugged Kofi as the referee gave him his title belt and raised his arm in the air. Then the Angels stared at Paul and Rochelle blew the kiss of death at Katie and then the Angels and Brittany raised Kofi's arms in the air as RAW went to a commerical break.

A little later, John was going to be in an interview with Todd Grisham and Nicole was with him.

"Joining me at this is none other than John Cena," Todd said, "and John, at the Great American Bash, JBL has challenged you to a New York City Parking Lot Brawl. There's been a lot of speculation as to what kind of match exactly that is. Can you shed some light on it for us?

"Todd," John said, "ever since the unfortunate set of circumstances with the Chairman of this great company, Vince McMahon, at the wishes of his family, every week, I've tried to go down that aisle with a smile on my face as neutraul and as upbeat as possible. But I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore because of a challenge made by JBL to me for the Great American Bash, a New York City Parking Lot Brawl. For those of you know of this match that I speak of, you know exactly why there is no smile on my face. For those of you don't understand what this match is about, hell, it's not even a match; it's a war. Two men placed in one parking lot surrounded by automobiles and whatever they can get their hands on, anything goes. Anything can happen; so on that day, we will not find out who the best athlete is. We will find out if get their human bones can be broken on concrete; we will find if human flesh can be ripped apart after getting backed through pain after pain of automobile glass; we will find out if a man's pride will fold and if health will be compromised, if careers will be cut short. Todd, your question should not be what is this match about; your question should be why would I ever accept such a challenge?" Then John took the microphone from Todd. "There's no breaking news, JBL, I hope you're watching and listening. I don't like you...and you don't like me. Hell, we have history, we go all the way back to Wrestlemania 21. Yeah, I know about that one. So I figured if us two were gonna draw guns one more time, it's only right that it take place at the Great American Bash...because you, you lousy loudmouth, no-good big-talking New York Texas transplant, you can consider yourself a great American. It makes me sick! So I will be happy to pick up the body of a great American and bash him down on the concrete hoping I break some bones! Oh, I will be happy to grab the hair of a Great American and mash your skull through window after window of every automobile in that parking lot! I will take great pleasure in holsting a 200-pound car door over my head, looking at a true 'great American' dead in the eyes and seeing fear, real fear. JBL, you laid down the law, but you didn't go pick a fight with some spoon-fed, smooth-skin, pretty boy. You're looking at a battle-hungry, war-harden angry son-of-a-bitch. And I'm not gonna stand here in front of the world and I will not arrogantly predict victory. I will stand here in front of all of you tonight and give you fact. Fact at the Great American Bash, hell will come to Earth and I am a man who has walked through every circle and winked at the Devil's eye. I will come at you with the rage of a thousand pitbulls and will not stop until you remember the name John Cena! New York City Parking Lot Brawl, that's my kind of fight, I accept. As a matter of fact, tonight, I got a challenge of my own.

Then Cryme Tyme came forward with Amanda. Amanda was wearing an orange low-cut midriff top, denim jeans, and a black & white bandanna covering her straight hair.

"You see," John said, "I finally found two guys who not only like to fight but who hate you as much as I do. So here's your challenge: you go find any two partners you want and you better make it a good pair and tonight, if you got a pair, you'll meet us down in the wrestling ring for a six-man tag team match. You know, I ain't said this in a long time, but tonight, I will surely mean it. If you want some, come get some.

Later, it was time for the Divas' match which was Skye versus Layla and "Eddie's Angels" were watching the match from their locker room.

Layla's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first from Miami, Florida, Layla."

Layla walked down the ramp, went around the ring, got up on the apron and lifted her leg up. Then she got into the ring and Skye's entrance theme, "A Girl Like That" by Eleventh Hour, which was Torrie Wilson's old entrance theme, played and she came out from the curtain with Madison and Shayna following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Madison Spears and Shayna Brooke, representing the Angelic Coalition from Santa Monica, California, Skye," Lillian announced.

Skye was wearing a baby blue bikini top, baby blue shorts, and her hair in high ponytails. Madison was wearing a burgundy drape halter top, burgundy pants, and her hair in waves. Shayna was wearing a black tube top with attached belt at the top, black pants, and her hair curled.

The three girls walked down the ramp and Madison & Shayna got in the ring as Skye climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and she posed raising her arms in the air before going down in the ring. Then the girls stared at Layla and Madison & Shayna got out of the ring and the referee called for the bell.

As Skye shoved Layla, Layla shoved her back and she went to the side of the ring and was talking trash to Madison and Shayna and Layla was about to hit Skye but Skye blocked and hit some forearms. Then Skye shoved Layla down and went away with some punches and then Skye shoved Layla into the corner and hit a clothesline and went away again with punches. Layla pushed Skye away and Skye landed a dropkick and Layla got away from the onslaught by bailing out of the ring and Skye followed her out and clotheslined her and got Layla back into the ring.

Skye grabbed Layla's shorts but Layla landed a clothesline and Layla kicked Skye in the back and landed a club to the back and Layla grabbed Skye's hair and lifted her on her back. Then Layla shoved Skye to the corner and charged but Skye floated over and dropped Layla with a sitout rear mat slam. Skye went to the top turnbuckle but was caught by Layla and Layla landed some punches. She then hit a suplex off the middle rope for a two count and then Layla shoved Skye to the corner and Layla charged but Skye got a boot to the face and bounced off the ropes and got a swinging neckbreaker. Skye waited for Layla to get up and Skye got her in a inverted facelock but Layla lifted her kicking Skye in the face and took her down face first on the mat. Shayna distracted Layla as Skye rolled her up, grabbed her tights, and pulled off the victory.

"Here is your winner, Skye," Lillian announced.

Then Skye quickly left the ring and Madison & Shayna joined her as Layla threw a fit in the ring. Then the referee raised Skye's arm in the air and she, Madison, and Shayna made fun of Layla as "Eddie's Angels" enjoyed the match from their locker room knowing the Angelic Coalition would be a reat threat to the Divas as RAW went to a commercial break.

Then it was time for the six-man tag team match which was John and Cryme Tyme versus John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Cody Rhodes, and Ted DiBiase.

JBL's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase following him. The three walked down the ramp and Cody & JBL got into the ring as Ted climbed on the apron and raised his arms in the air. Then he got down and Cryme Tyme's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Amanda following them. Shad and JTG gave each other a high five and they, along with Amanda walked down the ramp and Shad took off his basketball jersey and JTG took off his jacket. The three stood a few feet away from the ring and John's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Nicole, Tina, Kimberly, and Kayla following him.

Tina was wearing a blue striped mini dress and her hair curled, Kimberly was wearing a black leather v-cup halter top, denim miniskirt, black boots, and her hair straight with part of it in a ponytail in the back and the rest hanging down, and Kayla was wearing a black leather v-cup halter top, denim jeans, and her short hair straight.

The five walked down the ramp and John & Cryme Tyme charged inside the ring and they were pumping themselves up. Then John took off his cadet baseball cap and his 8-bit t-shirt and threw it to the crowd and he, along with Cryme Tyme continued to pump themselves up and John raised his arms in the air. Then JBL, Cody, and Ted got into the ring wanting the match to start and the referee had to hold them back and then Cryme Tyme, JBL, and Ted got out of the ring as the referee called for the bell.

John immediately kicked Cody in the midsection and landed some right hands before whipping Cody ot the corner and kicking him in the midsection and landing a suplex. John stared at JBL dead in the eye and he grabbed Cody and hit his head on the turnbuckle and he landed a huge right hand as he stared at JBL. Then John twisted Cody's arm and tagged in Shad and Shad hit a back elbow to Cody's arm and twisted it before Cody got a few forearms and bounced off the ropes before Shad got a shoulderblock. Shad got Cody over his shoulders but Cody fell off and clubbed Shad in the back and tagged in Ted and Cody held onto Shad as Ted got some blows to the face and a club to the back. Then Ted went to whip Shad but Shad reversed and got a huge shoulderblock and hit Ted's head on the turnbuckle and got a facehook suplex for the two count.

Shad got a scoop slam and tagged in JTG and JTG climbed on the turnbuckle on Shad's shoulders and Shad flipped JTG on Ted for a two count and Ted got a knee to the midsection and clubbed JTG in the back. Ted tagged in Cody and Ted whipped JTG to the ropes and Cody nailed a dropkick. Cody then kicked JTG in the midsection and showed off landing left hands and then he got a right hand before talking trash and got some more left hands before JTG fought back with right hands of his own. Cody went for a flip-flop-fly but JTG cut him off with a clothesline for a cover but JBL broke the count nearly making the save and the referee got rid of him. Cody then got a knee to the midsection and whipped JTG to the rope and missed a clothesline and JBL clubbed JTG in the back. John tried to get involved but the referee held him back and Cody stomped on him on JTG as JBL got into the ring and grabbed JTG and got some right hands as the referee pulled him back.

JBL walked over to John and was talking trash and John got into the ring as the referee held him back and Ted & Cody were outside the ring double-teaming on JTG. John almost attacked JBL as the referee told him to move and JBL got a neckbreaker and got a forearm to the back and JBL stomped on JTG's hand and clubbed him in the back. Then JBL stared at John as he made the tag to Ted and JBL held onto JTG as Ted stomped on him and Ted grabbed JTG by the head and went for a right hand but JTG blocked and fought with some right hands of his own until Ted got a dropkick to the knees. Ted grabbed JTG's leg and got an elbow drop on it and he made the tag to Cody and the two split JTG's legs and Cody got a club to the head and got JTG to the corner and nailed another right hand. Then Cody charged and JTG went to kick him but Cody grabbed his leg, threw it over the middle rope, and kicked it.

Then Cody dragged JTG by the leg and got in a hold as he tagged in Ted and Ted got an elbow drop on the leg and Ted grabbed JTG's leg and kicked it a couple times before nailing an elbow drop. Then Ted stretched JTG's leg and then he hooked both legs as JTG made it to the bottom rope. Then Ted made the tag to Cody and Cody got a couple of forearms before Shad got a forearm and Cody got a dropkick to the knees and Cody bounced off the ropes and landed a knee to the face. Then Cody kicked Shad in the midsection and kicked him as the referee pulled him back and Cody made the tag to JBL and JBL kicked Shad in the head and clubbed him in the back until the referee pulled him back. Then JBL knocked John off the apron and John wanted to brawl but the referee held him back again and JBL grabbed Shad and got a huge clothesline and a few clotheslines and a few elbow drops before making the tag to Cody.

Cody climbed on the turnbuckle and then landed a flying club to the arm and Cody kicked Shad in the head before stomping on his back and nailing a kick to the midsection. Then Cody got Shad's leg in a submission hold until Shad threw him off and Cody grabbed Shad and hit his head on the turnbuckle and Cody went for a bulldog slam until Shad blocked shoving Cody across the ring. The two struggled to get up and then Cody suddenly got up and knocked John off the apron to block the tag. Cody hooked Shad's legs and he made the tag to Ted and Ted clubbed Shad in the back for a two count and Ted got a fist drop before nailing some right hands to the head and Ted and Shad traded blows until DiBiase took Shad back into the corner with a knee to the midsection and making the tag to Cody. JBL held onto Shad as Cody was hitting rights and lefts to the midsection.

Then Cody got another right hand and hit Shad's head onto the turnbuckle and Cody talked trash to Shad, then he climbed up the turnbuckle and tried a top rope moonsault, but Shad moved and made the tag to John. John cleaned house as he got a shouldertackle and a clothesline and he whipped Cody to the corner as Ted got into the ring and John got a right hand and a sitout hip toss. John went after JBL but JBL bailed and then John did the "You can't see me" and delivered the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Ted. John got Ted on his shoulders and hit the FU and Cody tried to intervene but John kicked him in the midsection and bounced off the ropes to hit a running neck snap. John then climbed the turnbuckle and nailed the guillotine smash on Cody. He then slapped on the STFU in the middle of the ring and Cody fought the hold, but JBL broke it up and the referee called for a disqualification.

Then JBL knocked JTG off the apron as he was coming up and JBL left the ring and stared into the ring waiting for John to get up as Nicole went into the ring to check on John. As John did get up, JBL kept walking to the side of the arena to meet him on the floor and John simply stared at him until he left from the ring and chased JBL out of the arena through backstage. JBL led John through the backstage area until arriving at the exit door and John kicked the door open and went into move thriller mode trying to avoid the obvious trap by JBL. He looked around and around and around, but he couldn't find JBL until JBL attacked him from behind.

JBL dragged John over to a parked car and propped him up against the car door and JBL then hopped into a car a few feet away and then got the car started. Then immediately JBL drove the car into the side of the car where John was and JBL then hopped out of his car and surveyed the scene. He looked slightly distraught with questions in his head and then JBL walked away and didn't know that John was under the car after the close call thanks to the Chain Gang Diva Squad.

"Kayla, go see if JBL is gone," Nicole said.

Then Kayla got up from the ground and checked to see that JBL was gone.

"He's gone," Kayla said.

Then the CGDS pulled John out from under the car.

"Baby, are you all right?" Nicole asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," John said.

"Gosh, I had no idea that JBL can be this cruel," Kimberly said.

"Oh, he's still mad because he's not in the running for the World Heavyweight Championship," Tina said.

"Well then," John said, "if this is how it goes down, then that's the way it's gonna be."

Then John walked away.

"I think we need a strategy for the New York City Parking Lot Brawl," Kayla said.

"You know what?" Nicole said. "I think we're tired of being nice. I think we should 'man up' and be power-hungry bulldogs and beat JBL at his own game."

"I'm with you," Tina said.

"Me too," Kimberly said.

"Let's go," Kayla said.

Then the CGDS walked away.