Chapter 30: Wedding Crashers
Smackdown was in Charlotte, North Carolina and on that night, Jeff and Matt were teaming up on ECW to face the Miz and John Morrison and they were facing each other on Smackdown, the night that Edge and Vickie were getting married.
"Eddie's Angels" and Brittany were in their locker room getting ready for the night wearing a red plaid spaghetti strap midriff tank top and black pants with suspenders for Nicole, a black midriff tank top and red plaid miniskirt with suspenders for Delancey, and a red plaid mini tube dress for Rochelle. Brittany was wearing a white off-the-shoulder midriff top with the peace symbol, red plaid pleaded miniskirt, black boots, and black buckled arm warmers for ECW tonight and was wearing a red off-the-shoulder top with a dagger for Smackdown.
"You know," Nicole said. "I am not surprised Edge and Vickie didn't invite several other WWE Superstars for the wedding including her daughters. That is a shock."
"You know," Rochelle said, "I haven't seen those two or La Familia anywhere. I think something's up and Vickie could be throwing us off the track."
"Yeah, something is up," Delancey said, "and about Vickie's daughters, why would they come to the disgrace of a wedding? I'll bet they're pretty disgusted of their mom marrying my ex-boyfriend."
"And embarrassed too," Brittany said.
"Well, whatever happens," Rochelle said, "our plan is set and those girls will see what kind of a mother Vickie Guerrero really is."
Then there was a knock at the door and Brittany went to answer it.
"Who is it?" Brittany said.
"It's Triple H and I need to talk to 'Eddie's Angels' immediately," Triple H said from outside.
"Should I open the door? What does he want?"
"Open the door," Nicole said, "don't let him in yet."
Then Brittany opened the door and popped her head out.
"What?" Brittany said.
"Look, just give me a few minutes, okay?" Triple H said.
"Why?"
"Okay, I'm clean, alright? Ulysses already pat me down and I have a tape here that I think you and 'Eddie's Angels' should look at."
"Triple H has a tape he wants to show us."
"Of what?" Delancey said.
"It's okay," Ulysses said. "Let him in."
Then Triple H walked inside the locker room.
"Very nice," Triple H said. "Very nice locker room."
"Alright, cut to the chase," Nicole said. "What do you want?"
"Look, I know you girls could be plotting something to crash the wedding, but hear me out. I have a tape here that might make you change your mind."
"Change our mind how?" Rochelle asked.
"Take a look."
Then Brittany took the tape and popped it in the VCR and pressed play as everyone sat down.
As the tape started, "Eddie's Angels" and Brittany were shocked and surprised as they were watching the tape all the way through.
"Oh, my God," Rochelle said. "This tops every wedding we see in the WWE. Oh, my God."
"Somebody was so stupid to realize something like this was gonna happen," Delancey said as she shook her head.
"How did you manage to get this?" Nicole said.
"I got some connections, just like you," Triple H said.
"And you didn't tell us?" Brittany said.
"I kind of needed your permission but I was like 'Nah!' I had to wait until I showed you girls."
"Oh, this definitely tops our plan," Rochelle said.
Then Rochelle got up from the sofa, got in her purse, took out her cell phone, and dialed a number. After a few rings, someone answered the call.
"Hello, this is Rochelle," Rochelle said. "Change of plans. We are gonna have to postpone this because our good friend Triple H has got some juicy stuff instead of ours that we think you're going to enjoy."
Then the Angels and Brittany smiled at Triple H.
Later, ECW was on and it was time for the tag team match which was the Hardys versus the Miz and John Morrison.
John Morrison's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with the Miz. John did his usual "Shaman of Sexy" pose raising the Tag Team Championship belt in the air along with the Miz and the two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and they got on the turnbuckles and raised the title belts in the air. They got back down and Jeff's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Matt and Brittany following them. Jeff did his usual bump and grind with Brittany as Matt raised his arms in the air and the pyro went off as the three walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and got into the ring. Jeff got on the turnbuckles and Matt clapped his hands and Jeff got back down and he & Brittany left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Matt whipped Miz to the ropes and Miz got a forearm and then Miz bounced off the ropes and Matt got an armdrag followed by a scoop slam for a two count. Then Matt got a headlock on Miz and took him in a submission hold but Miz got up to his feet and Miz got out of the hold twisting Matt's arm but Matt reversed and got Miz in a headlock again and took him down again and got his shoulders down for a one count. Miz got Matt in the corner for a clean break and Miz went to hit Matt but Matt block and got some right hands and Matt grabbed Miz as he made the tag to Jeff and Matt shoved Miz to the ropes as Jeff got a shoulderblock. Then Jeff leaped into the ring with a dropkick for a two count and Miz raked in the eyes and hit Jeff's head on the turnbuckle as he made the tag to John and Miz held onto Jeff as John got a right hand to Jeff's midsection. Then John got an European uppercut and he twisted Jeff's arm as he whipped him to the ropes and Jeff kicked him in the face and got a double legdrop to the groin for a two count.
Then Jeff made the tag to Matt and the two landed a nice flip on John and Matt covered for a two count and then Matt got John in a headlock submission but John got his feet and got some hits to the midsection but Matt got a right hand and Matt whipped John to the ropes and got a back elbow. Then Matt went to bounce off the ropes but Miz distracted him and Matt tried to knock him off the apron and Miz bailed before John drove Matt to the corner and charged but Matt moved and Miz made a blind tag. Matt went for the Twist of Fate but Miz got a clothesline and Miz clubbed Matt in the shoulders and got Matt in a sleeper hold but Matt got a jawbreaker and John got a tag and he kicked John in the back and got an European uppercut and a right hand for a one count. John got Matt in an inverted facelock and Matt got to his feet as he got some hits to the midsection but John got a hit to the side and went for a powerbomb but Matt countered into a back DDT.
The two men were down and tagged in their partners and Jeff got a couple of flying forearms and he whipped Miz to the corner and kicked him in the midsection and went to whip Miz but Miz reversed but Jeff floated over and got a clothesline. Then Jeff got a diving leg drop and John missed a clothesline and Matt tossed John out of the ring and Matt & Jeff got the Poetry in Motion before Jeff climbed on the turnbuckle for the Swanton Bomb on Miz, but John yanked Miz to the outside. Then Jeff got a baseball on both John & Miz and Jeff chased John around the ring and back into the ring as Miz pulled Jeff down and drove him to the security wall. Then Miz got Jeff back in the ring and John applied a facelock on Jeff. Jeff got his feet and was hitting John on the sides and went to kick him but John grabbed his leg and got a spinning mule kick and John made the tag to Miz. Jeff wanted to tag in Matt but Miz grabbed his leg and dragged him to the middle of the ring and Miz was hitting Jeff and landed a side slam hitting a knee to Jeff's back for a two count.
Then Miz got a few knees to Jeff's back and applied a facelock and Jeff quickly got to his feet and got some hit to the midsection but Miz clubbed Jeff in the back and whipped Jeff to the corner and charged but Jeff moved. John made the tag and clubbed Jeff in the back and then twisted Jeff's arm and drove him to the back with a knee before taking him down on the mat with a Russian leg sweep for a two count. Then John kicked Jeff in the back and grabbed him but Jeff got a jawbreaker and the two were down until John made the tag to Miz and Miz knocked Matt off the apron and Miz kicked Jeff in the back and dragged him to the corner by the leg and Matt got into the ring but the referee held him back as Miz stomped on Jeff and hit his head on the turnbuckle. Then Miz hung Jeff on the turnbuckle and got out of the ring and pulled his head backwards and Miz got back in the ring and sat Jeff on the turnbuckle and clubbed him in the back.
Then Miz climbed on the turnbuckle and then Jeff got a few back elbows knocking Miz off the turnbuckle and Jeff came off the top with a Whisper in the Wind on Miz and the two men were down. They finally tagged in their partners and Matt got a back bodydrop on John and hit his head on the middle and top turnbuckle and Matt bounced off the ropes and got a clothesline for a two count. Then Matt whipped John to the corner and splashed him and got a bulldog slam as he landed a dropkick knocking Miz off the apron for a two count. Then John shoved Matt and Matt went for the side effect but John got a couple of back elbows and shoved Matt to the ropes but Matt kicked John in the face and John dropped him on the ropes for a two count. Then John dragged Matt by the arm and stomped on the chest and John climbed up on the turnbuckle and Matt caught him with clubs to the back and then got a Razor's Edge into powerbomb for the cover, but Miz broke up the count and went to hit Matt but Matt got the Side Effect. Then John kicked Matt in the midsection and got a neckbreaker and went for the cover but Jeff nailed John with a Swanton Bomb and knocked Miz off the apron as Matt made the cover for the win.
Then Brittany went into the ring as Jeff took off his tank top and threw it to the crowd and Jeff checked on Matt and the three raised each other's arm in the air along with the referee. Then they left the ring and slapped the hands of some of the fans and then Matt, Jeff, and Brittany hugged each other and Brittany kissed Jeff on the lips. Then the three went to the announcers' table and shook hands with them as ECW came to a close.
Then Smackdown was and the stage was set with columns, flowers, three tables and chairs with white covers, and a table with the wedding cake. The wedding planner Alicia Fox, Bam Neely, Curt Hawkins, and Zach Ryder were among those at the reception.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and give a big round of applause of our wedding party," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first, Chavo Guerrero."
Chavo's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain in his tuxedo and he hugged La Familia & Alicia and stood next to the wedding party table.
"And now, please help me welcome for the first time in public as husband and wife, let's hear it for Edge and Vickie," Justin announced.
Then the wedding march played and Edge & Vickie came out from the curtain in their wedding attire. The two smiled and walked over to the sweetheart table as La Familia applauded for them.
"Now you two..." Chavo said onto the microphone and then the crowd booed as Chavo clapped."Now you two...I'm a little nervous right now. You know, I kind of jotted something down for now, so I hope you don't mind; but Vickie, you really found yourself a keeper in Edge and Edge, you're like the brother that I never had. And you are the perfect fit the Guerrero family because you have a little bit of that wild side of you, you know, that Guerrero wild side. But don't worry, Vickie, don't worry. He's not all that wild anymore. He's a changed man, he's a changed man. In fact, we can't even get him to turn his cell phone off anymore because he's always waiting for a call from you. It is. That's what I call love and I got to say that the love that you two share is the greatest love of all. And a love like that is something that they only put in movies and I feel blessed that I've been able to be here to watch it blossom and watch it grow. And Edge, it is an honor, and I say from the bottom of my heart, it's an honor to be your best man and it's an honor to be by your side on Sunday when you celebrate winning the WWE Championship from Triple H. Speaking of which, that celebration may even wind up being bigger than this celebration right and I could just picture it now and actually as part of your wedding gift, I have this made so you can picture it too."
Then the Titantron showed a WWE Magazine cover shot of Edge holding the WWE Title belt and proclaiming him the winner at the Great American Bash.
"So let's all toast the bride and groom, Edge and Vickie!" Chavo said.
Then La Familia raised their glasses and took a sip of champagne.
"You know," Edge said onto the microphone, "today is the most wonderful day in my life, but today, more importantly, is the day to make the love of my life, my bride, my wife, Vickie Guerrero, the happiest woman in the world. And the best way to do that with Vickie, I mean, she loves her action, if you know what I mean...in more ways than one. But I'll tell you what, I think it's time to get this show underway, shall we?"
As the show started, "Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room shaking their heads as they saw that Edge and Vickie had already gotten married.
"Enjoy it while you can," Rochelle said, "because the honeymoon will be over before you know it."
A little later, Vickie stood in the middle of the ring in her wedding dress.
"As everybody knows," Vickie said onto the microphone, "it is wedding tradition..." Then the crowd booed. "Excuse me, this is my day! I have something to say. Please be quiet! As everybody knows, it is wedding tradition..." The crowd booed some more. "It is wedding tradition...how rude! It is wedding tradition to gather all of the eligible bachelorettes and see who can catch the wedding bouquet."
Maryse, Victoria, Cherry, Natalya, Eve Torres, and Michelle McCool were at ringside and Natalya was talking some trash to Michelle and the two brawled in a catfight.
"Excuse me, stop!" Vickie said as the two Divas continued to fight. "Michelle, are you trying to ruin my day? Hawkins, Ryder, throw her out!"
Curt and Zack ran down the ramp and grabbed Michelle and then they ordered her to leave until "Eddie's Angels'" entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Ulysses following them. Then Curt and Zack backed away as Michelle walked back to ringside along with the Angels and Ulysses standing a few feet away.
"Damn, Vickie," Delancey said onto the microphone, "first, you don't invite us to the wedding and now, you're being a Bridezilla throwing people out? Not in the WWE you can."
Then Vickie was upset but changed the subject.
"Anyway, let's continue," Vickie said. "Ladies, are we ready? 1, 2, 3."
Vickie then threw the bouquet backwards from the ring to ringside and the Divas battled over it and Cherry ended up with the bouquet.
"Cherry, I am so happy for you," Vickie said. "I mean, I was a little worried about you and this might seem a little mean, but I thought you were never going to get married. But since, you did catch the bouquet this has entitled you to a special match tonight against me. But Cherry, excuse me, before you have a match with me, you have to face Natalya. So, ref, let's start the match."
Cherry was confused and she & Natalya got into the ring and Natalya yanked Cherry to the mat hard and punched away at her. Then Natalya destroyed the bouquet and then applied a sharpshooter and Cherry tapped out immediately.
"Alright, hold on, hold on, it's my turn now," Vickie said. "Ref, let's start the match."
"Hold it, hold it right there," Nicole said. "Don't you know it is bad luck to wrestle in your wedding dress? Shame, shame, shame, even none of us could wrestle in our wedding dresses. You know what? I think this reception is in need of more guests. What do you say?" Then the crowd cheered. "Ladies!"
Then the Angelic Coalition's entrance theme, "Need A Little Time," which was Torrie Wilson's old entrance theme, played and they came out from the curtain with baskets and walked down the ramp as Victoria, Natalya, and Maryse got into the ring.
Skye was wearing a yellow tie-back mini dress and her hair curled, Shayna was wearing a red v-neck mini dress with shirred bust & off-the-shoulder gathered sleeves and her hair curled, Madison was wearing a brown and purple tie-dye strapless tie-neck mini dress with black banded bottom and her hair in waves, Christina was wearing a black drape halter jumpsuit with metallic chain links on the waist and her hair curled, Destiny was wearing a silver metallic dress with side cuts and her hair curled, and Jasmine was wearing a black strapless red plaid ruffled dress, black boots, and her hair straight.
As the Coalition stopped a few feet away from the ring, they reached in their baskets and started throwing water balloons at the Divas in the ring as Vickie left the ring and "Eddie's Angels" and Ulysses were walking up the ramp until they reached the wedding cake. Rochelle cut up a piece of the cake and took a bite along with Nicole and Delancey as La Familia told the Angels to stay away.
"This is some really good cake," Rochelle said. "Thanks a lot, we'll see you later."
Then the Angels and Ulysses walked away as the Angelic Coalition laughed at the Divas in the ring wet from the water balloons along with Michelle, Cherry, & Eve and Vickie was throwing a fit as Smackdown went to a commercial break.
Later, it was time for the brother versus brother match which was Matt versus Jeff Hardy.
"Ladies and gentlemen, by order of the bride and groom the following contest is a brother versus brother match," Justin announced.
Jeff's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Matt and Brittany following them. Jeff did his usual bump and grind with Brittany as Matt raised his arms in the air and then the three grabbed the wedding cake and threw at Chavo. Then Brittany laughed as she, Matt, and Jeff walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and La Familia were ticked off as Matt, Jeff, and Brittany got into the ring. Jeff got on the turnbuckles and Matt clapped his hands as La Familia continued to complain and Jeff got back down and Matt waved at La Familia and Brittany left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Jeff and Matt gave each other a slapping of the hands and they locked up before Jeff twisted Matt's arm and Matt countered as he went behind Jeff twisting his arm and Matt got Jeff in a front facelock before Jeff shoved Matt to the ropes and Matt then twisted Jeff's arm and got him again in a front facelock and Jeff got a nice reversal as Matt got a reversal again and sending Jeff to the mat but Jeff popped back up and countered twisting Matt's arm and then Matt shoved Jeff to the ropes and Matt got an armbar drag.
Then the two were about to lock up but Matt rolled-up Jeff for a two count and Matt went for a neckbreaker but Jeff countered for the Twist of Fate but Matt shoved Jeff to the corner and Jeff hit an early Whisper in the Wind on Matt and then Jeff kicked Matt in the midsection and Jeff got scored an early two count with a cool pin attempt. Jeff then bounced off the ropes and got a couple of flying forearms before he followed up with a neckbreaker for a one count.
Then Jeff was about to whip Matt but Matt reverse to toss Jeff out of the ring but Jeff held onto the rope and as Jeff attempted to Skin the Cat into the ring, Matt nailed him with a clothesline. Matt got Jeff back in the ring and went for the Twist of Fate but Jeff blocked and Matt got a submission hold but Jeff got Matt in the corner and kicked Matt in the midsection and landed the diving leg drop and Jeff dragged Matt in the middle of the ring and covered for a two count.
Jeff kicked Matt in the head and Matt went for the side effect but Jeff blocked and got some back elbows and then Jeff got the side effect as he climbed up the turnbuckle and went for a Swanton Bomb, but Matt moved. Matt then went to the top rope and landed a moonsault for a two count and Edge, Chavo, Bam, Zack, and Curt jumped both Matt and Jeff, leading to a no contest decision.
La Familia stomped and punched on the Hardys and Curt & Zack held onto Jeff as Bam and Chavo held onto Matt and Edge speared both Hardys. Then La Familia raised their arms in the air as Brittany was nodding her head and Smackdown went to a commercial break.
A few minutes later, Edge and Vickie were sitting in the middle of the ring with La Familia and Alicia.
"You know, they say that your wedding day is the happiest of your life and up until now," Edge said onto the microphone, "I never really understand that. But now, I can vouch for that, now I understand, I feel it down to the very cockles of my heart. Baby, words cannot express how much I love you. I love you from the bottom of my heart. You know, I can't come out here and show you physically, at least not right now, but I can show you another way. You see, I've had the great Smackdown production team, I've had them compile something, I've had them put together a little package. You see, I've had them working all week tirelessly; they haven't even slept just so I could present this gift to you."
Then the Titantron showed a video of Edge and Vickie spending good times together making out in parks and taking romantic strolls and also footage from Smackdown.
After the video was over, Edge and Vickie began making out as La Familia and Alicia applauded and then Triple H's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with "Eddie's Angels" following him. Triple H was carrying a big wedding gift box and Delancey was carrying a smaller box and the two sat them both on the table.
"I could tell by the look on your faces that you're not exactly happy to see me or 'Eddie's Angels' out here," Triple H said onto the microphone. "That's understandable and I'll be the first to admit I have a bit of a reputation for these weddings and all and these girls are actually married; of course, Rochelle is married to one of my very good friends, Batista, who in Rochelle's opinion, you screwed over one too many times. But I can promise you this, I am not out there to tell you that I'm secretly married to Vickie Guerrero. No, I'm here and 'Eddie's Angels' are here for the same reason that all of these people are for: we're here to celebrate true love. The true love that you feel for each other, it just warms his heart. And with that in mind, I brought some gifts here tonight to show you how I feel. Now I know you just showed a very impressive video expressing your love for Vickie, Edge, and while I didn't have quite the resources or the time you had to make a video, I have made a video of my own and I do feel that my video is special in its own way and I think it truly, truly just expresses the love, Edge, that you feel for Vickie. Let's take a look at 'True Love.'"
Then the Titantron showed hidden camera footage with the date on the screen that said July 17, 2008 of Edge sitting on a couch in a hotel room reading a magazine when there was a knock on the door.
"Hold on, I'll be right there," Edge said.
Then Edge reached into his pocket and got a couple of Tic-Tacs in his mouth and checked his breath before he got up from the couch and opened the door.
"Hi, how are you?" Edge said.
"Good, how are you?" a woman said.
"Good, good, come on in. Get comfy. Have a seat. Are those flowers for me?"
"They're for Vickie." The woman revealed to be the wedding planner Alicia Fox as she and Edge sat on the couch. "Um, where is Vickie?"
"Um, the weddings, you know how they are, obviously. She's running around with errands. She should be out for two or three hours. But listen, I wanted to get together with you to go over some of the scheduling. I'm kind of in the dark with some of the stuff like tomorrow. It's……it's the biggest day of my life. You know, how many times do you stumble upon love, the love of your life. So I wanna make sure this is good and I'm not running around too crazy and things like that. I think 8:00am, we get together with the groomsmen for breakfast."
"Okay."
"Get together with the guys, is that night?"
"Right."
"Right?"
"And followed by……"
"I gotta train. I gotta keep this up for Vickie."
"Okay, well, I was thinking for lunch, there's the Italian restaurant. They have everything from parmesan, lasagna, linguini, tiramisu. I mean, if that's something you wanna do or……"
"Hold up, hold up, hold on a second," Triple H said as the video paused. "Could you hold the video for a second? I can see the look on Edge's face and he's not pleased with the video and I'm sorry. That's my fault, I should've looked at it before I presented it out here and the beginning part of the wedding planning was a bit boring. So with that in mind, let's get to the good stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, 'True Love.'"
Then the video played where Edge was holding a white rose laughing with Alicia.
"I'm serious, I really am," Edge said. "Laugh all you want, but I'm serious."
"That's sweet," Alicia said
"Thank you, thank you, and you know, I've thinking and staring at this white rose and it symbolizes a lot of things to me. It symbolizes purity, it really does, the purity of love, my love for Vickie."
"That's very nice."
"And sense, I'm so attracted to sense, I mean, could you smell that? Smell that."
Then Alicia leaned forward and smelled the rose.
"That smells very nice," Alicia said.
"Speaking of sense," Edge said as he sat the rose down, "what is that you're wearing? What is that?"
Then Alicia smelled her wrist.
"I'm not wearing anything."
"That's just natural to you. It's like angels harmonizing on a dewey morning."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Then Edge started flirting with Alicia putting his hand on her shoulder and then Alicia backed away as Edge felt a pain in his neck, playfully.
"What's wrong?" Alicia said.
"My trapezoid," Edge said.
"Your what?"
"My trapezoid, it locks up on me. It does, right back there, could you just see..." Then Alicia started feeling on Edge's neck. "...it locked. Oh, right there. Did you feel that?"
"It is."
"It's tight, isn't it? Yeah, just a little more, right here."
"Right here?"
"Yeah, yeah, there we go."
"It seems to get a little looser."
"Actually, it's getting stiffer. Right up here, right up here……."
"Hold on a second, hold on a second," Triple H said as the video paused. "Now stop that for a second."
"Hey, you know, baby, you know I have a bad neck," Edge said. "I had neck surgery, I have neck fusion, okay? I have a plate in my neck. You know it tightens up on me. You know I get knots."
"No, he does. Vickie, that's a perfectly reasonable explanation and trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives aren't there and give them massages. It happens all the time, it means 'nothing.'"
"You know what? Guys, guys, I am sick and tired of this, I am sick and tired of this. Go get him, go get him! I don't wanna hear anymore of this!"
Then Chavo, Bam, Curt, and Zack left the ring but...
"You know, I thought this might happen which leads me to gift number two." Then Triple H he pulled out his sledgehammer. "Gift number two is a really nice gift, it's one size fits all and there's plenty for all of you, so you know, come get some." Then La Familia stopped dead in their tracks. "No? Alright then, so where were we? Oh, that's right, 'True Love.'"
Then the video played where Edge had begun to giving Alicia a massage.
"That really feels good," Alicia said.
"There's a big knot right there," Edge said. "You know, I could really get to the knot better if you weren't wearing a bra wasn't on." Then Alicia turned her head. "You know, it's a funny story. Just yesterday, I went shopping for bras and lingerie and sexy underwear, things like that. So I went to Fredrick's, Fredrick's of Hollywood, and I went in there and I saw some of the see-throughs and lace and garters. It was great stuff. Here's the thing, I went up to the clerk and I asked for Vickie's size and the clerk said, 'Sir, you're not gonna find that here.' She told me to go to Lane Bryant, I guess it's for bigger people. So I went there and they took me to the back and...you see, Vickie wears granny panties, okay? These things are huge from here to there. I mean, it takes a lot of material to cover that derriere." Then Edge laughed along with Alicia. "I'm sorry, it does, that's what she likes."
"Hold on, hold," Triple H said as the video paused. "God, I'm..." Vickie cried in the ring as Alicia hung her head in shame and the Angels were cracking up. "This is awkward. How about you? But I feel a little uncomfortable. Quite honestly, I'm embarrassed. I didn't watch this before I made it and um, you know, this basically, this part completely kills gift number three."
Then Delancey pulled out a huge pair of panties from the gift box.
"I guess you just won't be needing these, Vickie, since Edge got you covered," Triple H said as he looked at the panties. "What the hell, I can always park my car under it." Then Delancey threw the panties to the floor. "Anyway, let's just cut to the chase here, okay, folks? Let's get to the final chapter on this love saga. Once again, 'True Love.'"
Then the video showed Edge and Alicia staring at each other and Edge has fingers on Alicia's knee.
"Alicia, you are such an attractive woman," Edge said. "Let me take these off."
Then Edge took Alicia's glasses off.
"I wanna get out of here," Alicia said.
Then Alicia went to leave but Edge stopped her.
"No, no, no, no, no," Edge said. "You should stay."
Then Edge moved in slowly and kissed Alicia and she backed away for a second and smiled and moved in for a follow-up longer kiss.
Edge looked quite guilty in the ring as Triple H and the Angels smiled and laughed and Alicia continued hanging her head low in shame as Edge winced and Vickie hyperventilated. She then snapped saying "Are you crazy?!" and began hitting Edge who bailed out of the ring as Alicia left the ring as well. Vickie began screeching "I can't believe you!" and "How dare you!" as Edge began walking away as Vickie was crying as Smackdown came to a close.
Meanwhile, Triple H, "Eddie's Angels," and Ulysses came out of the entrance to the arena and the Angels were laughing.
"Oh, my God, did you see Vickie's face when she saw that tape?" Rochelle said.
"It looked like she was going to throw up," Delancey said as the Angels laughed. "Man, Vickie should've known that Edge cheated on me and was planning to get away with it and look what happened to her. She's the fool for marrying that jerk in the first place."
"Yeah, with the wedding planner?" Nicole said. "That's low. And all this time, she screwed Dave, Rey Mysterio, and the Undertaker so that Edge can win World Heavyweight Champion. That's what Edge does: he uses people to get what he wants."
"Triple H, thanks for convincing us not to expose Vickie tonight," Rochelle said. "We'll have to do it some other time when the time is right."
"Absolutely no problem," Triple H said as he walked away.
"So what now, girls?" Ulysses said.
"I don't know," Delancey said. "We'll see what happens at the Great American Bash and next week."
"But right now," Nicole said, "how about we grab the Hardys & Brittany and go out for a drink?"
"Good idea," Rochelle said.
Then the Angels and Ulysses walked away.
