Chapter 32: The Great American Bash

The Great American Bash was in Long Island, New York and "Eddie's Angels" were walking down the hallway strutting their stuff until they saw Alicia Fox walking down the hallway. The Angels quickly turned around and Alicia walked past the Angels without noticing them and the Angels quickly turned their heads to look at her.

"What is she doing here?" Delancey said.

"Probably to see Edge and where is Vickie?" Nicole said.

"She hasn't shown up yet," Rochelle said.

Then the Angels immediately followed Alicia down the hallway until they hid behind a corner and Alicia knocked at the door. Edge popped out and had his arms wrapped Alicia and kissed her before going inside the locker room.

"Edge is a dog," Nicole said. "A dog."

"Yes, he is," Delancey said. "This is gonna cost him the WWE Championship and everything else."

"I don't know," Nicole said. "Maybe Triple H has something for that."

Then the girls giggled as they walked away.

Later, the Great American Bash was on and it was time for the Divas' Championship match which was Michelle McCool versus Natalya.

Michelle McCool's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain and she walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and Michelle got on the apron shaking her butt to the crowd and got into the ring. Then Michelle got on the turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air and she got back down and Natalya's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain. She walked down the ramp and got into the ring and then Natayla got on the turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air and got back down and then.....

"Hey, Natalya," Rochelle said coming out from the curtain with Nicole and Delancey following her.

Nicole was wearing an animal print spaghetti strap halter midriff top, denim jeans, the Chain Gang Wristbands, and her hair curled; Delancey was wearing an animal print bikini top, denim jeans, and her hair curled; and Rochelle was wearing an animal print plunging neckline bodysuit with a ring and attached thong, denim jeans, and her hair curled.

"Excuse me," Rochelle said. "Since you and your Diva friends have decided to jump 'Eddie's Angels' at Night of Champions, we're gonna even the score because this match is now a lumberjill match."

Then the Angelic Coalition's entrance theme played and the girls came out from the curtain.

Skye was wearing a white collared dress shirt with the bottom tied, red plaid miniskirt, white knee socks, and her hair in high ponytails; Madison was wearing a multi-colored drape halter top, black leather pants, and her hair in waves; Shayna was wearing a white collared midriff dress shirt, black pants with red suspenders, and her hair curled; Destiny was wearing a golden strapless jumpsuit and her hair curled; Jasmine was wearing a black short-sleeved top with a dagger through a heart, denim jeans, black hand warmers, and a red bandanna covering her hair; Christina was wearing a red bra top, demin shorts, red boots, and her hair curled.

"Eddie's Angels" and the Angelic Coalition walked down the ramp and surrounded the ring as Natayla shook her head and the referee called for the bell.

Michelle and Natalya circled around the ring and they locked up and Michelle went behind Natalya and took her down by the waist and held her down until Natalya got to her feet and went behind Michelle. Natalya got a short waistlock before Michelle got over her and covered for a one count and Michelle nailed a dropkick for another one count and then Michelle twisted Natalya's arm and kicked her in the midsection and got a European uppercut twice before she went to whip Natalya but Natalya reversed and Michelle flipped over her. Then Michelle kicked Natalya in the face and Michelle bounced off the ropes and Natalya got a wheelbarrow to Michelle on the ropes. Then Natayla punched away at Michelle and took Michelle down by the hair and was talking trash to her before standing on Michelle twisting her legs and placing her in a surfboard submission hold.

Then Michelle countered with a heel hook but Natalya grabbed the bottom rope and Natalya was on the apron and got a knee to Michelle's midsection and Natalya stretched Michelle on the ringpost before Destiny got a martial arts kick to the back of Natalya's head. Then Destiny and Jasmine threw Natalya back in the ring and Natalya was talking trash to Destiny as she stomped on Michelle and dragged her to the middle of the ring and stomped on her again before covering for a one count. Then Natalya grabbed Michelle by the hair and landed a few forearms before Michelle fought back with forearms to the midsection and then Natalya applied the Sharpshooter and Michelle made it to the bottom rope and Natalya hammered away at Michelle and bounced her head on the mat. Then Natalya stomped on Michelle's head and dragged her to the middle of the ring and went to apply the Sharpshooter but Michelle countered with the heel hook submission and the two Divas rolled around the ring and Natalya tried to fight her way out but tapped out for Michelle's first win as the first Divas' Champion.

Natalya rolled out of the ring as the referee gave Michelle the Divas' Championship Title belt and she raised it up in the air as the Angels and the Angelic Coalition got into the ring and gathered around Michelle for a group hug. Then Eve Torres and Cherry got into the ring and hugged Michelle as the Angels and the Angelic Coalition applauded and then……

"Hey," Chris Jericho said onto the microphone at the top of the ramp, "I had to come out here and interrupt because I have some late-breaking news. I want you to take out your ticket stubs, I want you to look at those ticket stubs, take them home, and take care of them, put them in a plastic bag, frame them, do whatever you have to do to keep them in tact because these ticket stubs are very significant; these ticket stubs are from the night that Shawn Michaels had his last match. I just came from the trainer's room and Shawn has been diagnosed with a detached retina and what that means is that Shawn Michaels is finished. Shawn Michaels' career is over. It just goes to show that sometimes the good guys do win and the wicked are punished. But Shawn Michaels can take comfort in one thing; for him, the worst has finally come."

Then Rochelle got out of the ring and walked up the ramp with a glare to Chris and Chris laughed thinking Rochelle was really going to beat him up; but Rochelle immediately ran up to Chris and jumped on him and he was beating on him as Nicole, Rochelle, and the Angelic Coaliton made their way up the ramp and were able to pull Rochelle off of Chris. Chris immediately got up and looked at Rochelle with a confused look on his face as the Angels and the Coalition held Rochelle back.

Rochelle still had some issues with Chris since he nearly choked her to death.

A few minutes later, it was time for the World Heavyweight Championship match which was Dave versus C.M. Punk.

C.M. Punk's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain. Punk walked down the ramp, climbed up the apron, and raised his World Heavyweight Championship belt in the air. Then he got back down Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and Rochelle got back up and she and Dave walked down the ramp and got in the ring. Dave was on the turnbuckles and flexed his muscles and he got back down.

"Introducing first the challenger from Washington D.C., weighing in at 290 pounds, Dave," Justin Roberts announced. "And from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 222 pounds, he is the current World Heavyweight Champion, C.M. Punk."

Then Rochelle left the ring as C.M. Punk gave his title belt to the referee and he raised it up in the air and called for the bell.

Dave and Punk locked up and powered Punk into the corner for a clean break and Dave and Punk locked up again and Dave powered Punk to the ropes for another clean break. Then Punk went behind Dave twisting his arm and Dave a huge back elbow and Punk threw some rapid-fire roundhouse kicks and a few forearms and he bounced off the ropes and Dave caught Punk and set up a bodyslam but Punk slipped out. Then he shoved Dave to the ropes and went for a roll-up but slipped out and when Punk charged, Dave caught him with a back elbow and Dave got a snapmare and he bounced off the ropes and gave Punk a kick to the face for a two count. Then Dave whipped Punk to the corner and went for a splash but Punk moved and Punk went for a schoolboy out of the corner but Dave blocked it and stomped on Punk. Dave shoved Punk to the corner and charged into Punk's back elbow and then Punk kicked Dave in the head knocking him through the ropes to the floor and Punk followed Dave and Punk got a baseball slide to Dave sending him into the security wall. Punk then dove at Dave but Dave turned Punk mid-air into the security wall to no avail and then Punk kicked Dave in the back before sending him back in the ring. Then Punk covered for a two count and Punk got a spinning kick to Dave's head for a two count and Punk kicked Dave in the back and kicked him in the chest in the corner. Then Punk went to whip Dave but Dave reversed and whipped Punk into the corner hard twice and got a suplex for a two count and Dave applied a camel clutch with a couple hits and Dave bounced Punk to the ropes and got a hard forearm to the back twice. Dave went to do it again but Punk got a right hand to the face and kicked Dave out of the ring and as Dave was about to get in the ring, Punk kicked him in the midsection and got a couple of kicks before Dave got a knee to the midsection. Then Dave whipped Punk to the corner and charged to a boot to the face and then Punk leaped on the turnbuckle and got a crossbody for a two count and then Punk kicked Dave sending him to the corner and he leaped as Dave set a Batista Bomb.

Punk punched out of a Batista Bomb attempt and Dave caught a charging Punk and powerslammed him and then signaled for the Batista Bomb and set up for it, but Punk grabbed the top rope to block it and flipped onto the apron and kicked Dave on the side and Dave went to hit Punk's head on the turnbuckle but Punk blocked and got some knees and kicks to Dave's head. Then Punk got back into the ring hit a running knee in the corner and he attempted a bulldog slam but Dave shoved Punk off of him and Punk kicked Dave in the head and made the cover for a near fall. Dave blinked a few times as he tried to regain his senses from the roundhouse kick to the side of his head and Punk lifted Dave for a Go to Sleep, but Dave escaped and then clubbed Punk in the back and whipped him to the corner and nailed Punk with a hard clothesline in the corner twice. Then Dave got Punk on the turnbuckle and Punk got a few shots before he got a headscissors and Punk applied an armbar submission while hanging over the top rope for a break. Then Punk leaped on the top rope and hit a top rope crossbody block for a near fall and then he settled into a headlock variation and Dave tiled Punk back into a pin attempt for a two count. Punk kicked Dave in the head and went to do it again but Dave grabbed his leg and then Punk hit a couple of slaps into spinning backfist and Dave fired back hard with a clothesline off the ropes. Then Dave charged Punk into the corner and got a few shoulderblocks and he charged but Punk moved and Dave went shoulderfirst into the post and he got out of the ring and Punk leaped off the ring apron at Dave but Dave caught him and gave him a spinebuster on the ringside mat. Dave lifted and rolled Punk into the ring but then Kane attacked Dave from behind, threw him into the ringpost, and then gave him a big boot. Kane then entered the ring and gave Punk a chokeslam and Kane left the ring with the bag in his hand and said "Is he alive or is he dead?" and Kane gave a big boot to the cameraman at ringside and walked up the ramp to the back.

Rochelle went into the ring as Dave got into the ring and she checked on him as Punk stood with his belt in hand raised above his head. Dave walked over to him and kicked him in the midsection and gave him a Batista Bomb. Dave snarled and threw off his elbow pads and Dave left with Rochelle following him and Punk did get up and glared back at Dave clutching his belt all along as Dave and Rochelle went to the back.

Then it was time for the New York City Parking Lot Brawl which was John versus John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

In the parking lot, it was surrounded by cars and JBL's entrance theme played and his limo was driven to the parking lot. JBL got out of his limo with a tire iron in hand and took off his tie & jacket and he went looking for John.

"Where is he?" JBL said. "Where is he?"

"I haven't seen him yet," the referee said "No one's been down here."

"John? John?" Then a steel object hit the ground and JBL turned around. "Come on, John. John?" JBL kept looking around towards two cars and got on top of a red car. "John?"

Then a car started and the person driving the car ran into the car JBL was standing on after JBL lied on top of the car. Then John got out of the car with jumper cables in his hands and jumped on the red car, and was beating on JBL until he got off and John followed him and continued beating on JBL and choked him with jumper cables. John shouted at JBL and hit his head on the hood of the car and then John opened the hood, placed JBL inside, and smashed him with the door and then John clamped jumper cables on JBL's crotch and then touched the other end to a car battery and they zapped and JBL screamed. Then John took off his cap and threw it at JBL and then John hit JBL's head on another hood of the car and then Kayla walked by carrying a keg and gave it John and John put on his shoulder and threw it at JBL, but hit a car windshield. JBL tried to escape into a car but John was beating on him and banging him against the steering wheel sounding the horn a few times and John pulled JBL out of the car and closed the door and got some right hands but JBL got a couple of right hands and went to hit John's head onto the car but John blocked and got a right hand and he opened the car door and clubbed JBL in the back and went to whip him but JBL reversed whipping John into an open back door knocking it off its hinges.

John was screaming in pain as JBL got a couple of right hands and kicked him and then JBL hit John's head on the broken car door and smashed the window with his foot and he dragged John, placed him on the hood of a black car and continued beating on him until he hit his head on the hood of another black car. Then JBL stood on the car and was clubbing John in the back and got a swinging neckbreaker on the hood before covering for a two count and John fell to the ground as JBL was clubbing him in the back and kicked him and got a right hand and then threw him into the windshield of another car. JBL grabbed John to the top of the car and got a DDT and then John fell to the ground and JBL ran his head through a window and then JBL placed John in the back of a white car and JBL backed away to his limo and grabbed a gas can out of the car.

Then without warning, the Chain Gang Diva Squad were beating on JBL with baseball bats sending him to the ground and John regained consciousness and got out of the car and got some right hands on JBL and kicked him in the midsection and he threw JBL into a car three times and hit his head on the trunk and then he placed him in the front of the car and slammed the door. Then John got on a forklift and revved it up and he rammed the car with the ends of the fork and then got under the car and lifted it and John drove the car out of the arena parking lot and into the arena. John got out of the forklift and stood on the car and raised his arms in the air as JBL rolled out of the car door and John laughed as he got off the car and got a right hand and the fight continued on the ramp as JBL got a right hand of his own and the traded blows before John back suplexed him onto the stage. Then he did the "You can't see me" and delivered the Five Knuckle Shuffle and John raised his arms in the air and then waited for JBL to get to his feet. Then he lifted him for an FU and John smiled and looked over at the car and went for an FU but JBL escaped and threw John into the windshield which shattered as he landed. Then JBL covered John on the windshield and scored the pin.

The two men were laying on the hood of the car and John was bleeding from his elbow as he regained consciousness on the windshield and JBL rolled to the floor writihing in pain. JBL was helped to his feet and aided to the back by two referees. Then Nicole and Kayla came out from the curtain and helped John off the car and to his feet and the three walked up the ramp to the back.

A few minutes later, Nicole was with John in the infirmary as John was getting stitches on his elbow from the windshield collision. The doctor walked out of the infirmary and Nicole walked up to John.

"Damn, John," Nicole said, "I thought you had this one in the bag but I never thought JBL was this vicious.:

"I did," John said.

"But I'm still proud of you though. You put up a hell of a fight."

"I love you too."

Then John and Nicole said kissed each other.

Several minutes later, "Eddie's Angels" were standing outside the entrance to the arena waiting for Edge to come out.

During the WWE Championship match, Alicia Fox came out and grabbed the WWE Title belt but Vickie stormed the ringside area and knocked out the wedding planner. Vickie grabbed the title belt and entered the ring to attack Edge only to have Alicia attack her and they brawled in the ring with the referee trying to play peacemaker and suddenly, Edge speared Vickie when he was aiming for the wedding planner. But Edge ended up losing the match to Triple H.

Then Edge came out of the entrance to the arena and didn't notice "Eddie's Angels."

"Well, well, well," Nicole said, "the lying and cheating Rated R Superstar loses to the King of Kings and your slut didn't help either."

Then Edge turned around as the Angels walked up to him.

"It's sad," Delancey said. "First you cheated on me and now you did it to Vickie. I guess you will stop at nothing to be a World Champion. After last week and tonight, the worst is yet to come."

Then the Angels started to walk away but they turned around and Rochelle said,

"Oh, yeah, and one more thing: when it comes to true love, you love that World Title more than yourself."

Then the Angels walked away with Edge looking dejected.