Anyone remember the timeshift episodes for PnF?


1. Training Montage! Work Hard, Everybody!

"Oh my gosh! Zack, are you okay?" Milo rushed down to the river, tossing aside the heavy bags he'd been straining under for the past hour. Sara and Melissa helped Milo drag him to the riverbank.

Zack moaned, clutching his cheek. There was a large, red circular imprint on his skin from where the end of the log had struck him. "Can I get the print of the caravan that hit me?"

Master Perry reached into the folds of his robe, pulling out a spider. Then he dangled it in front of Zack's face. He screamed. "I'm fine! I'm fine! Just get that spider away from me!"

Raising his eyebrow, Master Perry instructed them to lay down on a nearby bench. Sara's legs dangled in the air, quivering as she raised her head to see what was going on. "Um, guys and gal," she chuckled, a bead of sweat trailing down her face. "On a scale from one to ten, how ticklish are you?"

"Not that ticklish," Melissa said. "Why?"

"Because someone's gonna get hurt when I start ki-ah, oh no, nononono! Don't! Hahaha!" Sara's speech devolved into incoherent screams as she flailed around, punching Zack on his uninjured cheek. He yelped and flailed to his other side, knocking Milo to the ground.

Master Perry withdrew the feather he was using to tickle Sara's bare feet, shaking his head in disapproval. Sara continued laughing, unaware that the tickle torture was over.

Melissa placed both arms under her head, not twitching even as she felt a light brush on her right foot. "Maybe we could get Blockhead the Conqueror to laugh himself into submission if we aren't going to be professional about this."

2. Department of Redundancy Department

Sara spread their large map on the ground, placing rocks around the corners so it didn't blow away in the wind. "Here's our route to the palace to ask Regent Monogram for assistance in defeating Block the Conqueror," she said, tapping a forested area with a stick. "Currently we are camping in the Spooky Forest of Spookiness, tomorrow we'll be passing through the Abundant Rice Paddies of Abundantness, so we should probably take the opportunity to see if any kind farmers can spare food, and then we'll have to walk four miles along the Great Wall-"

"Let me guess, the Great Wall of Greatness," Zack said.

"No, actually it's just the Great Wall," Sara replied. "Walk four miles along the Great Wall to get to the palace."

Milo and Melissa looked up from their game of Mancala. "I heard that once they were through building it, we'd be able to see it from space! Do you think Master Perry would let us borrow his spaceship so we could go?" Milo exclaimed. He flipped the board over by accident. "Whoops."

Melissa placed all the pieces into a small pouch. "No worries. I had a big lead anyway."

"After Block gets blocked, I propose that we rename everything that has a horrible name right now," Zack said.

"Calling dibs!" Melissa pointed to the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness. "I'm going to call this one Mt. Melissa!"

Zack rolled his eyes. "You can't just name stuff after yourself!"

"Alliteration's better than redundancy!"

3. Block the Conqueror vs the Enemy

"And then she said 'the only girl who'll love me is my mother'!" Block complained. "The nerve! And I almost had her begging for mercy on my sword! Where did I go wrong?"

Orton raised an eyebrow, carefully placing his quill back in the inkwell. "When you decided pillaging land was a viable career option. Have you considered changing your name to something a little more-how shall I put this delicately-less stupid and easy to make fun of so that it strikes fear into the heart of people everywhere? I think the Moonslayer has quite the ring to it."

"Whatever," Block muttered. "I'm gonna go yell at some men to clear my mood." He stomped out of the tent.

Orton proudly held up his caricature of Block, signing his name in a corner. "After today's humiliating defeat, I think this oughta raise everyone's morale."