Chapter 39: Edge's Insanity Pleas
While "Eddie's Angels" were away from Smackdown for a couple weeks, their army, Christina Alexis, Destiny, and Jasmine Morgan from the Angelic Coalition continued doing their duty beating on Victoria, Natalya, & Maryse, and Jeff continued having problems with MVP which lead to a match at Summerslam. But also, some strange things started happening among Edge and Vickie Guerrero.
It started the week after "Eddie's Angels" left that Edge went insane beating up Mick Foley, his surprise guest during the Cutting Edge, after he refused to help him in his Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker at Summerslam and leaped off a ladder with a chair in his hand crushing Mick and the table. But was the beginning: the following week was when things took an ominous turn when Curt Hawkins, Zack Ryder, and Bam Neely were found unconscious with a black rose placed on their chests and it was speculation that the Undertaker had attacked them; but then…….
(Flashback: August 8th, 2008 in Atlanta, Georgia)
Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Vickie and Chavo Guerrero following him. The three walked down the ramp and Edge got in the ring as Vickie got out of her wheelchair and was led inside the ring by Chavo as Edge got out of the ring, grabbed two chairs, and threw them in the ring. Chavo followed Vickie bringing the wheelchair and then Vickie sat back down on the wheelchair.
"Undertaker," Edge said onto the microphone, "come on out here! Get out here! You wanna take out the members of my family, my family all night?! Well, get out here, Undertaker! Use his supernatural powers! Come on, Undertaker! Strike me down, strike with me down with our lightning, Undertaker! Come on, please. Make the lights go out, Undertaker!" Edge was on his knees and walked around the ring and then nothing happened. "Yeah, that's what I thought; that's what I thought because we're ready for you. We're ready for you, Undertaker! Chavo, get Vickie in the corner."
Then Chavo gave his chair to Edge as he rolled Vickie in the corner.
"Come on, Undertaker!" Edge said. "Come on, dead man!"
Then Chavo walked over to Edge as Edge as dropped one of the chairs and when Chavo bent over to pick it up, Edge bashed him with the chair in the back as Vickie screamed. Then Edge rammed Chavo's head into the other chair and Edge then looked over at Vickie before picking up his chair with a look in his eyes and then he looked at Vickie again before raising the chair in the air and bashing Chavo with the chair once again as Vickie screamed. Edge rolled up his sleeves and moved towards Vickie slowly in a psycho way and wheeled her to the middle of the ring as she cried in fear. Edge shook her chair as she screeched and backed away looking at the crowd bug-eyed and he then dumped Vickie backwards out of the wheelchair. Vickie crawled to the corner as Edge got down on his hands and knees and crawled towards her and Vickie backed into the corner crying as Edge was taunting and teasing on her with the psycho look in his eyes.
"What's the matter, Vickie?" Edge said. "You look a little nervous. Is it finally dawning on you that the person you need to worry about isn't the Undertaker? You wanna put me in a Hell in a Cell with the Undertaker like some form of punishment?! Mick Foley was right. This……" Edge was pulling his hair and face in a crazy, insane way. "……this, this is the Edge, this is the Edge that needs to step into the Hell in the Cell with the Undertaker! The Undertaker wants to take me down? Well, I'm gonna pull the Undertaker down to hell with me. I'm gonna take the entire family with me. And Vickie, more than anyone else, I'm going to take you down to hell with me!"
Edge got in Vickie's face as Vickie was crying.
But this wasn't the end. The following week, Vickie was frightened for Edge and the Undertaker and with Victoria's consolement, she decided to leave but then…….
(Flashback: August 15th, 2008 in Norfolk, Virginia)
Vickie was being wheeled to her limousine by Victoria in the parking lot.
"Hurry, please," Vickie said as the two reached the limousine. "Driver, could you open my door?" Then the driver didn't come out of the limousine. "Can you help me?"
As Victoria helped Vickie out of her wheelchair, the window rolled down and Edge appeared inside the limo.
"Hello, Vickie," Edge said as Vickie screamed.
Vickie fell to the ground as Edge got of the limousine and looked at Victoria as she fled. Then Edge bent over and said,
"Hi, baby, hi." Then Vickie tried to leave but Edge grabbed. "Wait, wait, wait, don't go anywhere, stay with me. You see, if you thought I was going to have fun at Summerslam, that's what you want, you have it all wrong. You see, we're going to have fun tonight, you and me, okay? So, I'm gonna help you back to your chair, okay? Let's go, let's go. Come on, Vickie, we're gonna go for a little ride. Hop in, Vickie. We're gonna take a little ride. That's what we're gonna do." Edge put Vickie in her wheelchair and got in her face. "We're gonna take a ride. We're gonna take a ride to hell. What do you think, huh?"
"Please," Vickie said as she was crying.
"It'll always be fun, it might not be a sweet ride."
Then Edge spun Vickie around a few times as she screamed and rolled her through backstage and after several minutes, he stopped.
"That was close," Edge said. "That was close, wasn't it? It's a good ride, isn't it, Vickie? It's a good ride. A lot of people pay for this."
Then Edge knocked over some things and Vickie continued screaming and crying.
"There's accidents," Edge said, "accidents happen. Accidents do happen, Vickie."
Edge continued knocking Vickie into more stuff and then…….
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait," Edge said, "there's a blue light. It's a blue light."
Edge wheeled Vickie over the fallen blue light and Vickie continued screaming in fear.
"It's okay," Edge said. "Vickie, Vickie, it's okay." Then Edge turned Vickie's wheelchair to face her. "It's okay, it's okay, wait. Okay, the ride's not over; you see, the ride will end when I say it ends, the last part of this ride is gonna take you to the ring, okay? Alright? The end, buckle up, here we go!"
Then Edge wheeled towards Vickie quickly to the entrance to the arena and his entrance theme played as he and Vickie came out from the curtain. The two walked down the ramp and then Edge dumped Vickie out of her wheelchair at ringside and grabbed the microphone and he pushed the wheelchair aside and Edge plopped down on the floor next to her.
"We're going through a bit of a rough patch, aren't we, Vickie? But every marriage does, right? I mean…..Vickie, Vickie, please, come on, calm down, calm down. We said vows, do you remember that? It wasn't that long ago. 'For better or worse.' Now I know what you're gonna say; there's lines that have been crossed, unforgivable sins. But really, is there an unforgivable sin? That's an argument for another time, don't answer my question. Listen, it hasn't all been bad, it hasn't. Look past right now, there's been good times, Vickie, I know there has. So here's what I want to do, okay? I want everyone here, I want all of these people, I want them to see the good times, okay? So, come here, come on, come on, come on, you know I'm a good cuddler, come on, Vickie, come here, come here." Then Edge pulled Vickie next to him and hugged her as Vickie continued crying. "I think, Vickie, that we should take a little trip down memory lane, shall we?"
Then the Titantron showed a video from when Vickie announced she reinstated the Undertaker to when Edge went insane knocking out Chavo Guerrero and threaten Vickie.
"Come here, baby," Edge said as he held onto Vickie, "come on, relax." Then he and Vickie laid down together on the floor. "Do you remember doing that to the Undertaker? Do you?! I want you to apologize to the Undertaker. I want you to feel truly sorry for doing all of that to the Undertaker! Can you do that for me?"
"I'm sorry," Vickie muttered.
"Uh, what? What?"
"I'm sorry, Undertaker."
"Louder!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
"You're pathetic, you're pathetic! Look at you, look at yourself! You caused all of this, the pain, the suffering, you did it! The pain, the suffering, your family, it was because of you! The Undertaker and Hell in a Cell, it was because of you! You wanted me to burn in hell, Vickie? Well, mission accomplished, I am burning in hell; it feels like my brain is burning from the inside out. That's what it feels like. But I promise you that the Undertaker would burn in hell with you. So Undertaker, why wait? Why wait until Summerslam? We shouldn't wait, we should do this right now. That's what we should do, we should do right now! Please, Undertaker! Please, we're ready, aren't we, baby? We're ready for the Undertaker. And Undertaker, oh. I promise I'm going to show you the purest form of hell you've ever been in." Then Edge sat up and hovered over Vickie as she was still crying. "Oh, and Vickie, Vickie, Vickie, Vickie, Vickie, you know, we said other vows besides 'for better or worse' and it could really apply to Hell in a Cell. Edge versus Undertaker, 'til death do us part."
Then Edge looked up and raised his arms in the air as Vickie continued to cry.
Throughout those past couple of weeks leading to Summerslam, "Eddie's Angels" were glad to be away from Smackdown but then another question lingered their minds: how come Edge never mentioned them? Was Edge secretly planning that after he was finished with the Undertaker and Vickie Guerrero, he would come after them thinking that they were part of the Undertaker being reinstated? Would he have help? Of course, with everything going on RAW between John and Dave, the only people they would count on at the moment were Ulysses and the Angelic Coalition.
