Chapter 44: Scare Tactics

Smackdown was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and Jeff was in a Summerslam rematch against MVP.

"Eddie's Angels," Brittany, and Ulysses arrived in their locker room, sat their bags down, and the Angels sat on the couch.

"Oh, my God," Nicole said as she picked up a box of cologne with a bow on it. "Somebody knows that you like David Beckham's cologne, Instinct."

"Somebody must've been on my MySpace profile," Ulysses said.

"Man, this girl must really like you," Brittany said. "Someone nice enough to bring you your favorite cologne."

"Are you sure it's not a stalker?" Amanda said.

"Nah, security's tight around the WWE," Rochelle said.

"Hold on, here's another note," Brittany said as she picked up the card and read it.

"Ulysses, don't think that I'm stalking you or anything, but I've seen your MySpace profile that you like David Beckham's cologne. It turns out my cousin likes the exact same cologne as you. I'm flattered that you're one of those men who's not afraid to open up and that's my type of guy. I'll be seeing you tonight. Sincerely, your secret admirer."

Then Brittany smelled the card.

"Wow, and this girl sprayed a little of perfume on this card," Brittany said.

"Let me see," Rochelle said as Brittany handed her the card and she smelled it. "I recognize this smell: it's Celine Dion's perfume, Sensational."

"So obviously, it's definitely a Diva who wears Celine Dion," Amanda said.

"It smells nice too," Ulysses said.

"So, does anybody know who wears Celine Dion's Sensational?" Nicole said.

"Not a clue," Amanda said.

"Well, I might as well wait until this girl reveals herself," Ulysses said.

Then Smackdown was on and the lights went out and the Undertaker's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with smoke filling around the ramp and stage. He slowly walked down the ramp and went up the steps as Chavo Guerrero, Bam Neely, Zach Ryder, Curt Hawkins, and Vickie Guerrero were watching on a monitor in Vickie's office.

"Vickie... Guerrero," the Undertaker said onto the microphone, "you want me to forgive you of all of your sins? Well, there is something I need to tell you. I'm not the forgiving kind. So I will be coming for you and I will be coming for your soul and once I take it, you will burn.......burn in hell."

Then the Undertaker kneeled and fire appeared around the ring and on the turnbuckles and then La Familia slowly left Vickie's office and Vickie was suddenly alone and she looked around to see that they were gone and Vickie panicked and tried to leave her office, but the door was locked. She pounded on the door then turned back to the monitor to watch the Undertaker slowly return to the back.

Meanwhile, "Eddie's Angels," Brittany, and Ulysses were watching the whole thing in their locker room.

"Wow, wasn't it last week that La Familia was jumping the Undertaker and now they run like a bunch of scaredy cats this week?" Nicole said.

"And they left Vickie trapped in her own office?" Amanda said. "How about that?"

"Well, that's what she gets for messing with the Undertaker, my husband, and Rey," Rochelle said.

A little later, it was time for the Divas' tag team match which was Michelle McCool and Maria versus Maryse and Natalya. Every Diva made their way to the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Michelle and Natalya locked up and Natalya shoved Michelle to the bottom rope and the two continued to lock up before Michelle took Natalya down. Then Michelle and Natalya locked up again and Natalya got a side headlock takedown and got a short hold before Michelle rolled up Natalya for a one count and Natalya continue with the side headlock until Michelle got a couple of forearms to the side and shoved Natalya to the ropes and got a Russian legsweep after an attempted armdrag.

Michelle covered for a two count and twisted Natalya's before making the tag to Maria and Michelle stretched Natalya's arm on the top rope and Maria kicked Natalya in the midsection and she twisted Natalya's arm and Natalya got a forearm to the face and Maria rolled up Natalya for an inside cradle at two and Natalya got another forearm to the face and got a scoop slam. Natalya went for a legdrop but Maria moved and Natalya shoved Maria to the corner and got a forearm to the chest before making the tag to Maryse.

Maryse kicked Maria in the midsection but Maria fought back with a forearm to the face three times and got a knee to the midsection and took her down by the hair. Then Maryse whipped Maria to the ropes and Maria ducked a clothesline and Natalya hit Maria from behind and Maria knocked Natalya off the apron and Maryse kicked Maria in the midsection and got a DDT for the win.

Maryse shoved Maria's face as she got up from the pin and quickly left the ring and joined Natalya at ringside as Michelle checked on Maria and Maryse returned to the ring and brawled with Michelle with Michelle punching away at her until Maryse pushed her off and Michelle speared Maryse and the two continued fighting to the floor until Natalya grabbed Michelle and Maryse got a huge forearm to the face.

Then Maryse and Natalya backed up into the ramp and didn't notice that Jasmine Morgan and Destiny were coming out from the curtain and were standing on the top of the ramp. Then Maryse and Natalya backed up into the Angelic Coalition members and turned around before starting to talk trash to them and then went for a forearm but Jasmine and Destiny ducked and then kicked Natalya and Maryse in the midsection and landed a facebuster at the same time on the ramp. Jasmine and Destiny both smiled at their work and gave each other a high five before they knocked Natalya and Maryse off the ramp to the side and then they walked down the ramp and helped Michelle and Maria. Jasmine helped Maria out of the ring as Destiny helped Michelle to her feet and the four walked up the ramp as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Then Jeff was going to be in an interview with Eve Torres.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jeff Hardy," Eve said as Jeff and Brittany came forward.

Brittany was wearing a yellow plaid low-cut halter top with black lace bust and buckles in the front, yellow miniskirt with black lace ruffles and buckle at the waist, black lace arm warmers, black buckled boots, and her hair straight.

"You know, Eve," Jeff said, "MVP has intentionally tried to make my life a living hell as of late by criticizing my way of life, my personality, even the way I wrestle. As far as I'm concern, he's just another obstacle in my quest to become WWE Champion and come Unforgiven, there's nothing MVP can do to throw me off my game. And as far as tonight goes, MVP is gonna be laying flat on his back with his ego and his attitude. That's it."

Then Jeff and Brittany walked away.

Meanwhile, Vickie was still trapped in her office and rubbed her forearm and paced around nervously. Then Vickie picked up the phone and tried to make a phone call, but it didn't work and then she yanked the phone off and threw it against the wall as she was still frightened.

Back at the arena, it was time for the match between Jeff and MVP.

Jeff's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Brittany following him. Brittany was wearing a pink plaid halter mini pleated dress, black net stockings, black lace hand warmers, black suede boots with fur and pum-pums, and her hair curled. Jeff did his usual bump and grind with Brittany as the pyro went off and the two walked down the aisle slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring. Brittany posed with Jeff and he got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air. Then he got back down and MVP's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He did his usual pose as fire was set off from the stage and he walked down the aisle and got into the ring. Then he got on the turnbuckles and stared at the crowd and Brittany left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Jeff and MVP had a staredown and MVP was talking trash before he pushed Jeff and Jeff pushed him back and MVP went after Jeff but Jeff got a drop toe hold and got a side headlock before MVP tried to take him down but Jeff held on. MVP got Jeff on his shoulders for a two count and Jeff continued with the headlock until MVP got to his feet, shoved Jeff to the ropes and Jeff got a shouldertackle. As MVP got up, Jeff bounced off the ropes and got another shoudlertackle and he bounced off the ropes again and MVP tossed Jeff got out of the ring and Jeff landed on his feet and MVP went after Jeff and Jeff got a forearm to the head twice. As Jeff got on the apron, he got a right hand to the side and he got into the ring and ducked a clothesline and Jeff got a huge right hand and MVP rolled to the outside and took time to regroup pacing back and forth and hit the announcers' table out of frustration.

MVP got back in the ring and Jeff went behind him and got another side headlock and this time, MVP took down and he was talking trash until Jeff chopblocked him and got a legdrop. Jeff twisted MVP's arm and MVP got a knee to the midsection and Jeff got an armbar takedown three times and got an armlock before Jeff got to his feet twisting MVP's arm and hitting it and MVP pulled to the ropes for a break. MVP argued with the referee wanting a timeout and Jeff got an elbow and a right hand and Jeff whipped MVP to the corner and charged into a back elbow and MVP took Jeff down and pulled his leg. MVP went to stretch it but Jeff kicked him off and MVP's shoulder hit the ringpost. Jeff hit MVP's arm on the ringpost twice and Jeff landed an over-the-top dropkick on the arm and covered for the two count and Jeff whipped MVP to the ropes and Jeff went to dive at MVP but MVP bailed out of the ring and Jeff got on the apron and Jeff dove onto him.

Jeff then threw MVP back into the ring and got MVP in an armlock hold and MVP got to his feet and got a right hand and Jeff got a right hand of his own and got some more until MVP pulled Jeff hitting his head on the middle turnbuckle. Then MVP stomped on Jeff and got a front suplex sending Jeff on the top rope and got a kick to the face knocking Jeff to the floor. MVP beat up Jeff at ringside for a minute hitting Jeff's head on the security wall and MVP kicked him before throwing him back in the ring and then covered for a two count. MVP got some right hands and got a kneedrop for a two count and then applied a sitting abdominal stretch and Jeff got to his feet but MVP held the hold and Jeff eventually flipped out of it and Jeff went to kick MVP but MVP grabbed his leg and Jeff got a spinning mule kick sending MVP to the corner and Jeff got a diving legdrop and kicked MVP in the midsection before landing a faceplant.

Then Jeff climbed on the turnbuckle and went for a Swanton Bomb, but MVP lifted his knees and MVP then got a baseball slide hitting Jeff's back to the ringpost and he stretched Jeff's body on the ringpost before getting into the ring and MVP got back out and threw Jeff in the ring before covering for a nearfall and MVP placed Jeff on the top turnbuckle and got a couple right hands to the face and then he kicked Jeff in the back and Jeff fell to the mat. Then MVP made Jeff sit up and kicked him in the back and covered for a two count and MVP rubbed Jeff's face with his boot and was talking trash putting his finger on Jeff's face and Jeff got some right hands and MVP retaliated with right hands of his own before covering for a two count.

Then MVP got Jeff in a Camel Clutch and got a few clubs to the head before applying the hold and Jeff crawled and grabbed the bottom rope and MVP got a back elbow to the back. Then MVP got a scoop slam and a kneedrop to the face before covering for another two count and MVP got a knee to Jeff's back and stretched his back and Jeff got to his feet hitting some right hands to the side. Then Jeff missed another right hand and MVP got a back suplex for another nearfall and MVP got frustrated and he grabbed Jeff and Jeff fought with some right and lefts to the side and he bounced off the ropes and MVP got a throw across the ring for another two count and MVP got frustrated again. As Jeff got to his fee, he and MVP traded blows until Jeff got the advantage and kicked MVP in the midsection and he went to whip MVP but MVP reversed and Jeff went for the Whisper in the Wind but MVP tripped him.

Jeff hit his head & neck and MVP covered for a nearfall as Jeff miraculously kicked out and MVP took Jeff to the top rope clubbed him in the back and went for a back suplex, but Jeff turned in mid-air and landed on MVP for a two count. The two men got up and Jeff got out of the ring and got a right hand and Jeff got back in the ring and MVP kicked Jeff in the midsection and he bounced off the ropes and Jeff got a neckbreaker. Then Jeff bounced off the ropes and got a clothesline twice and he hit his head on the turnbuckle and kicked him in the midsection and went to whip MVP but MVP reversed and Jeff kicked him in the face and climbed on the turnbuckle and got the Whisper in the Wind. Then Jeff hit a Swanton a minute later for a clean win.

Then Brittany got into the ring and checked on Jeff as he was still lying on the mat and then she helped him to his feet as Jeff got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air. Then Shelton Benjamin got into the ring and slammed Jeff to the mat hard. As MVP got up to congratulate Shelton, Shelton did the same to him and then Brittany got on the turnbuckle and nailed a missed dropkick sending Shelton out of the ring. Shelton grabbed his head as Brittany smiled at him and then Shelton immediately walked away and Brittany checked on Jeff.

Through the end of Smackdown, Vickie was still trapped in her office shaking in fear and pacing alone and then the lights went out and she screamed. As she continued screaming, there was a loud pound on the door and Vickie continued screaming.

"Vickie, Vickie, Vickie," Rochelle said from outside the door.

"Eddie's Angels" and Ulysses were standing outside Vickie's office.

"You see, this is what happens when you screw with the wrong people," Rochelle said. "You should've just left when you had the chance and you're still here."

"Please, Angels!" Vickie screamed. "Please, let me out of here! Please!"

"Now why should we let you out of your blacked-out office?" Nicole said. "Give us one perfectly good reason."

"Because……maybe I'm……learning my lesson?"

Then the Angels laughed.

"Can you give us a better answer than that?" Amanda said.

"Look, just get me out of here, please?!" Vickie said. "Look, I'm sorry what I've done to Batista and Rey Mysterio and I meant what I said last week. Please, I promise."

"Don't you think it's a little late for that?" Nicole said. "You should've apologized when you had the chance, but it's too late. You shouldn't make promises you can't keep. We're not falling for your damsel-in-distress act; so you might as well stay in your little office until you decide to leave the WWE permanently and never, ever come back. There's your meal ticket."

"No, no! Please, get me out of here! Please!"

"Bye, Vickie!" Amanda said.

Then the Angels walked away with Vickie banging at the door screaming.

For Catherine Willmon 2008, sorry, it's neither of the Bella Twins, but keep reading and review and have a Happy New Year as to everyone else!