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Chapter 52: Angelic Love
RAW was in Cincinnati, Ohio, Amanda's hometown, and on that night, Dave was teaming with Shawn Michaels in a tag team match against Chris Jericho and John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Rochelle was facing Beth Phoenix in a Divas' match, and Cryme Tyme was facing John Morrison and the Miz.
"Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room when there was a knock at the door and then Nicole got up from the couch and opened it to reveal Christina Alexis and Jasmine Morgan.
"Hey, girls," Nicole said.
"Hello," Christina said as she and Jasmine walked inside the locker room.
"What are you girls doing here?" Rochelle said.
"Oh, we're just checking out the show, that's all."
"Really?"
Then Christina looked at Jasmine sternly because that wasn't the real reason.
"No, that's not it," Jasmine said. "Christina and I are here because……she's forcing me to tell Evan Bourne that I have a cr……"
"Tell Evan Bourne what?" Amanda said.
"That she has a crush on him," Christina said.
"Hey," Jasmine yelled as the Angels were oohing and aahing.
"Well, Jasmine, what are you waiting for?" Nicole said. "Tell him."
"I can't because I don't know how he feels about me."
"You never know until you tell him," Rochelle said.
"So you better tell Evan that you have a crush on him or I will," Christina said.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell him," Jasmine said. "I'll tell him tonight. I'll be right back."
Then Jasmine left the Angels' locker room with Christina following her.
"You know, you gotta tell Shad that you have a crush on him," Nicole said, "or I will."
"Now don't you start, Nicole," Amanda said. "Please don't."
"Or maybe we'll tell Christina and force you as well," Rochelle said.
"Please!"
"Remember what we told you," Nicole said. "Don't wait too long because if you do, he'll hook up with another girl and it'll be an "I told you so' moment."
"You guys don't quit, don't you?"
"Nope, not at all."
"Geez."
A little later, RAW was on and Shayna Brooke & Skye of the Angelic Coalition were in the Women's Locker Room watching C.M. Punk and Kofi Kingston. Punk won his match against Cody Rhodes and Manu & Ted DiBiase jumped him before Kofi came to Punk's aid.
"Kofi Kingston is so hot," Shayna said. "I mean, he is 'Jamaican me crazy' especially when he does the 'Boom-boom-boom.' That is so sexy."
"Hey, if you think Kofi Kingston is hot," Skye said, "what about C.M. Punk? Now that guy is very hot and definitely straight edge. Those tattoos are hot, his hair is hot, the way he moves is hot, Shayna, C.M. Punk beating Edge to become World Heavyweight Champion after cashing in Money-in-the-Bank, that is sexy."
"Oh, really? How about when Kofi Kingston beat Chris Jericho to become Intercontinental Champion at Night of Champions the night before? Now that is sexy."
"Oh, yeah. Well, what about…….?"
Then Layla walked inside the Women's Locker Room and stared at Shayna and Skye.
"Well, it seems that I know a little something about you two Angelic Coalition members," Layla said. "You like Kofi Kingston and you like C.M. Punk."
"So what is your point, Layla?" Shayna said.
"Maybe I oughta find those two and tell them so they'll laugh in your faces."
"You know what?" Skye said. "I still don't like you and I think you're jealous at almost every Diva in the WWE. But if you mention one word of what Shayna and I just said, I'll personally shut you up."
"Oh, really? And how are you gonna do that?"
"What do you think?" Madison Spears said as she stood behind Layla.
Layla didn't bother saying another word as she backed away slowly from the Angelic Coalition and walked away out of the Women's Locker Room.
A little later, Rochelle was stretching and warming up backstage until Santino Marella and Beth Phoenix walked up to her and Santino was wearing a face guard.
"Hello," Rochelle said, "what's wrong with your face?"
"You know exactly what's wrong with his face," Beth said. "You know what you and Batista did to us last week."
"You almost broken my face," Santino said.
"And we saw you laughing about it and that's why you and I have a match tonight and we'll see who's laughing after I'm finished with you."
"Yeah, what else you can be laughing about? Did Batista say something witty and clever, huh? I don't think so. He's the Manimal. He probably walked in dragging his head up from under the floor and did something like this, huh?" Santino then mocked Dave's ring entrance routine. "Look at me. I'm Batista. I shoot laser from my arms like I'm eight years old.'" Then Dave walked behind Santino. "He's like a big baby."
"Oh, really?" Dave said.
Then Santino shrieked like a little girl as Beth got into Dave's face.
"Look, Batista," Beth said, "the pain you and Rochelle caused us last week, I'm gonna take out on your precious wife here and if you think about getting involved in our match, my boyfriend is gonna mess your face up."
Then Beth shoved Santino into Dave's chest.
"Is that right?" Dave said.
Santino didn't anything as his entrance theme played.
"Thank God," Santino said as he backed off. "They're playing my music for my match……You're lucky, Batista."
Dave waved goodbye as Santino ran to the entrance tunnel.
Then it was time for the Chain Gang Diva Squad's dance performance and they were in the ring wearing black bustiers and black boyshorts with red, pink, & blue bows and black boots.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Nicole, Kimberly, and Tina, the Chain Gang Diva Squad," Lillian announced.
Then "Come on Over (All I Want is You)" by Christina Aguilera started playing in the arena.
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby
Hey, boy, don't you know
I've got something going on (Yes, I do)
All my friends are gonna come
Gonna party all night long
I know, you know, I just want us to go
The fun we'll have fun
You'll never be alone
So boy, won't you come?
We will party till the dawn
Listen to me
All I want is you (Come over here ,baby)
All I want is you (You make me go crazy)
All I want is you
Now, baby, don't be shy
You better cross the line
I'm gonna love you right
All I want is you
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby (Ooh)
C'mon over, c'mon over, baby
I want you to know you could be the one for me (Yes, you could)
You've got all I'm looking for
You've got personality
I know, you know, I'm gonna give more
But boy, you know, I never felt this way before
So, boy, won't you come?
So, boy, won't you come
And open the door?
All I want is you (Come over here ,baby)
All I want is you (You make me go crazy)
All I want is you
Now, baby, don't be shy
You better cross the line
I'm gonna love you right
All I want is you
After the song ended, the pyro in the turnbuckles lighted up and the crowd cheered and the Chain Gang Diva Squad bowed to the audience and waved at them as they left the ring.
A little later, Jasmine Morgan and Christina Alexis were walking down the hallway because Evan Bourne had a match with Kane and lost but when Kane went after Evan again, Rey Mysterio made the save.
"There he is," Christina said as she and Jasmine saw Evan walking down the hallway. "You better say something to him."
Then Jasmine sighed very deeply as she walked towards Evan.
"Hey, Evan," Jasmine said.
"Oh, hi, Jasmine," Evan said.
"How are you feeling?"
"I'll be all right, I'll be fine."
"Um, okay, well, I was wondering if you wanted to……hang out later tonight."
"Hang out as in……"
"Well, just us going out…….you know."
"You mean like a date?"
Then Jasmine gave that looked like she was about to freak out the minute Evan mentioned the word "date" as if he really meant it.
"Jasmine?" Evan said as Jasmine continue to blank starely. "Hello?"
"Yeah," Jasmine said as she snapped out.
"So you're asking me out on a date?"
"What if I said yes?"
"Jasmine, are you okay?"
Then Jasmine was really starting to lose it until Christina came forward.
"Evan," Christina said, "let me put to you this way: Jasmine likes you; in fact, she's had a crush on you for months. You both seem to have a lot in common with your love of rock music and being the high-flyers that you are, you could make a pretty good team. There, I helped you."
Then Christina walked away as Jasmine looked at her funny.
"Thanks a lot, Christina," Jasmine said.
"Jasmine," Evan said, "is it true?"
"Yes, what Christina said is true. So go ahead, laugh in my face or walk away if you have to, I can take it."
"I like you too."
"Yeah, you……" Then Jasmine looked at Evan. "You do?"
"Yeah, the first time I met you, I was instantly attracted to you."
"Wow, um……." Then Jasmine smiled. "I'm flattered. So, I guess we have a date tonight."
"Yeah."
"Okay, well, I'll catch you later then."
"Alright."
Then Jasmine kissed Evan on the cheek and walked away as Evan smiled.
Then it was time for the Divas' match which was Rochelle versus Beth Phoenix. Beth's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Santino Marella following her.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by the Intercontinental Champion, Santino Marella, from Buffalo, New York, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix.
Beth and Santino walked down the ramp and then Beth climbed on the apron, got on the turnbuckle, and flipped into the ring. Then Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent representing 'Eddie's Angels' from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.
Rochelle was wearing a silver and black striped halter bikini top, black ripped pants, and her hair straight. Rochelle raised her Women's Title belt in the air and walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and she went around the ring and Rochelle jumped up on the apron, stood up, and flipped her hair backwards. Then she got in the ring and Rochelle got on one of the turnbuckles and Santino left the ring as called for the bell.
Beth and Rochelle locked up and Beth got Rochelle in a side headlock as she clubbed her in the head and Beth shoved Rochelle in the corner and got a forearm twice before the referee pulled her back and then Beth whipped Rochelle to another corner and went for a splash but Rochelle moved out of the way. Then Rochelle grabbed Beth's arm and kicked on it and got a couple of elbows and a knee on it before climbing on the top turnbuckle and landing a backflip on the mat for wristlock takedown and Rochelle went for headscissors takedown but Beth held onto her on her shoulders and Rochelle was clubbing Beth's head until Beth powerbombed her right into the corner.
Then Beth got a couple of forearms in frustration and the referee pulled her back and Beth got a corner foot choke before applying a facehold and dropping her on the mat. Then Beth worked Rochelle's arm and got an elbow drop on the shoulder and then Rochelle got to Beth and landed a couple of forearms before Beth dropped her and went for an elbow drop but Rochelle moved and Rochelle got some more forearms and a kick to the midsection before landing a dropkick and bouncing off the ropes for a clothesline. Rochelle went for a monkey flip but Beth flew her to the middle turnbuckle and Rochelle fought back and did a cross-body off the middle rope for a two count. Then Rochelle bounced off the ropes and Santino tripped Rochelle and then got on the apron talking trash and then Rochelle ducked Beth's clothesline as well as Santino but Rochelle rolled Beth up for three.
"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.
Beth was shocked and then she clubbed Rochelle from behind and held her up as Santino got into the ring. Santino was stalking her as Dave's entrance theme played and Santino was biting his fingers as Dave walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Beth threw Rochelle down on the mat and got into Dave's face and Santino got a couple of right hands as Rochelle landed the Whistler on Beth before Dave grabbed Santino by the throat and slingshot his face mask and then gave him a spear. Dave looked down at Beth on the floor after getting knocked out by Rochelle and Beth stared at him as Rochelle was looking at Beth with a smile and she & Dave left the ring as RAW went to a commercial break.
Then it was time for the tag team match which was Cryme Tyme versus the Miz and John Morrison.
This started a battle of words each and every week with their webshows "Word Up" and "The Dirt Sheet."
John Morrison's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with the Miz. John did his usual "Shaman of Sexy" pose along with the Miz raising his arms in the air and the two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and they got on the turnbuckles and raised the title belts in the air.
They got back down and Cryme Tyme's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Amanda following them. Amanda was wearing a yellow v-neck long-sleeved midriff top, black capris, black boots, and her hair straight. Shad and JTG high-fived each other and they walked down the ramp and Shad & Amanda got into the ring first as JTG ran around the ramp and got on the apron. Shad ripped his white tank top off as JTG was bouncing up and down between the ropes and Amanda dancing along as JTG got into the ring and got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air. He got back down and he & Shad took off their tank tops and Amanda left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
John and JTG locked up and John shoved JTG to the corner and Morrison missed a hard right hand, JTG punched him then danced and John was talking trash and mocking Cryme Tyme until Miz hit JTG from behind allowing John to club JTG in the back and got a European uppercut and he whipped JTG to the ropes and JTG slid on his knees and got a right hand before landing a clothesline for a two count. Then JTG grabbed John in a side headlock and JTG made a blind tag to Shad as John shoved JTG out of the ring and Shad lifted John over his head and let him drop and then Miz got into the ring and ducked Shad's clothesline and he bounced off the ropes and Shad got a back elbow. Then Miz got Shad by the throat and kicked him in the midsection and Miz bounced off the ropes and missed a knee to the face and Shad got a boot to the face and John pulled Miz out of the ring.
Then JTG got into the ring and Shad tossed JTG onto them and then JTG went around the ring and gave a high five to Amanda and then John made a tag to Miz and Shad lifted him over his head and let him drop and then Shad made the tag to JTG and then JTG got on the turnbuckle and John distracted the referee as Miz kicked the ropes making JTG fall. John had JTG in an armlock and JTG fought back with a couple of right hands and John took JTG down and applied another armlock and JTG rolled up John for a two count and John kicked JTG in the midsection and clubbed him in the head and stomped on him before he made the tag to Miz and the two whipped JTG to the corner and Miz charged into a clothesline for a two count.
Then Miz got JTG in the head vice and JTG got to his feet and clubbed Miz in the head but Miz shoved JTG in the corner and JTG got a back elbow to John twice and he kicked Miz in the midsection and got a right hand before Miz got a drop toe hold. Then JTG tried for a tag but Miz clubbed JTG in the back and dragged him before making the tag and John stomped on JTG and applied a headlock before JTG got a right hand to the stomach but John got a knee to the midsection and got a tag back to Miz and the two whipped JTG to the corner and JTG floated over Miz and ducked John's clothesline. Then JTG flew over Miz and made the tag to Shad and Shad made a big comeback with a clothesline to Miz and knocked John off the apron and Shad got another clothesline to Miz and John got into the ring and Shad got a faceplant to John and landed a back bodydrop to Miz.
Then Shad whipped Miz to the ropes and landed a powerslam for a two count but John broke up the count and JTG kicked John in the midsection and threw him out of the ring and JTG bounced off the ropes and John grabbed his legs and pulled him out of the ring as Miz went for a roll-up for a two count. Then the Miz clubbed Shad in the back and Shad got Miz with a faceplant for a two count and John ran JTG into the ringpost and Shad got Miz on his shoulders but Miz escaped and shoved Shad into the ropes but Shad got a back elbow and Miz distracted the referee as John got on the apron and hit Shad with a kick in the back of the head and Miz then scored the pin.
Amanda looked shocked as John got into the ring and he & the Miz's arms were raised by the referee and the two were showing off as Amanda shook her head and RAW went to a commercial break.
Then it was time for the tag team match which was Dave and Shawn Michaels against Chris Jericho and John "Bradshaw" Layfield,
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed per our General Manager Mike Adamle this will now be a 2-on-3 handicap match," Lillian announced.
It was now known that Dave and Shawn Michaels were facing Chris Jericho, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, and Lance Cade. Every man made their way to the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Shawn and Lance locked up and Lance got Shawn in the corner but Shawn reversed and got a break before the two had a staredown and Shawn looked at Chris before slapped Lance and the two traded blows before Lance got Shawn in the corner and got some right hands and Shawn reversed with more right hands before the referee pulled him off. Then Shawn went to whip Lance but Lance reversed and Shawn flipped onto the turnbuckle and Lance grabbed Shawn as Shawn was hitting Lance in the head and to the mat and Shawn moved towards Chris but Chris jumped to the floor. JBL then surprised Shawn with a clothesline. Dave got into the ring but the referee pulled him back and Lance made the tag to Chris and punched away at Shawn as the referee pulled him back and Chris got some more right hands and got a back suplex before showing off.
Then Chris got a snapmare and applied a headlock and Shawn got to his feet as Chris clubbed him in the back and hit his head on the turnbuckle before kicking him in the midsection and the referee pulled him back. Chris argued with the referee and Shawn got a chop to the chest and right hand before landing an enziguri to the face and Chris dragged Shawn as he made the tag to JBL. JBL got a kick to Shawn's face and got a right hand before the referee pulled him back and JBL got a boot to the midsection and landed a neckbreaker and bouncing off the ropes to land an elbow drop for a two count. Then JBL clubbed Shawn in the back and landed a boot to the face before applying an octopus hold and Shawn landed some back elbows before Shawn flipped JBL over and JBL grabbed Shawn and made the tag to Lance and hit him in the midsection and was unloading right hands and kicks to the midsection before the referee pulled him back.
Then Lance got a corner foot choke and Chris was choking Shawn as the referee was distracted with Lance and Lance held onto Shawn as he made the tag to JBL and stomping on Shawn and JBL grabbed Shawn and landed a right hand and went for another one but Shawn blocked and got a right hand of his own and he went to whip JBL but JBL reversed and got a boot to the face. JBL took a cheap shot at Dave. Dave tried to enter the ring, which gave Chris a chance to give Shawn a cheap shot. JBL covered for a two count and JBL got a club to the back but Shawn landed a chop to the chest twice before he went to whip JBL but JBL reversed and Shawn ducked a clothesline and went for a fallaway slam, but Shawn countered and took JBL down with a DDT and both men were down.
As the two men reached for a tag, JBL tagged in Chris first and then Shawn made the tag to Dave and Dave exploded with an attack on Chris with a back elbow and got him in the corner and got a few shoulderblocks and whipped Chris to the corner and splashed him with a clothesline and then Dave whipped Chris to the corner and Chris kicked Dave in the face and Dave got a spinebuster before he knocked Lance off the apron. Then Dave got Chris on his shoulders and Dave powerslammed Chris and tagged in Shawn who climbed on the turnbuckle and hit a top rope elbow and Shawn went for Sweet Chin Music but Chris ducked and went for a Walls of Jericho. Shawn escaped and missed a clothesline and Chris went for the Codebreaker but Shawn blocked it and went for a pin but JBL broke up the count and Dave made the save with a right hand and kicked him in the midsection and went for the Batista Bomb but JBL backdropped Dave over the top rope and Dave got up and speared JBL at ringside.
Chris gave Shawn a running bulldog from behind and he went for a Lionsault, but Shawn moved and Chris tagged in Lance and Shawn got a couple of right hands and he went to whip Lance but Lance reversed and Shawn immediately hit Lance with a flying forearm. Then he nipped up and set up a superkick toward Chris but Chris slipped out of the ring and Lance hit Shawn from behind and suddenly landed a sitout powerbomb for the pin.
Then the referee raised Lance's arm in the air as Chris raised his arms in the air and Chris got into the ring and hugged Lance and raised his arm in the air as Dave and Rochelle got into the ring and checked on Shawn. Then Chris and Lance got out of the ring and looked at the three with a smile as RAW came to a close.
After RAW was over, the Angels, along with Christina, Madison, Skye, Shayna, Dave, Cryme Tyme, the Chain Gang Diva Squad, and the Boyz in Motion decided gather together in Dave and Rochelle's hotel room to watch Delancey on "Dancing with the Stars."
There was a knock at the door and Rochelle looked through the peephole to see Christina, Madison, Skye, and Shayna and Rochelle opened the door.
"Hey, did we miss Delancey?" Shayna said.
"Nope, she's about to come on right now," Rochelle said.
Then Skye, Shayna, Madison, and Christina walked inside the hotel room as Rochelle closed the door.
Then they sat down with everyone as Rochelle turned the volume up on the TV.
"Dancing the cha-cha-cha, Delancey Scott and her partner Derek Hough," the announcer said.
Seems to be a misunderstanding
About who you belong to
I'm tired of he saying, she saying
Cha-cha
I don't know where he came from
But he better go back where he's been
'Cause I don't want my heart broken
Don't wanna commit no sin
'Cause I'm so tired
Oh, you set my soul on fire
I'm so tired
Well, you set my soul on fire
Are you my woman, tell me so
Are you my woman, tell me so
Are you my woman, tell me so
Are you my woman, let me go
Just get on down
Then the crowd applauded as Delancey and Derek hugged each other and walked over to Tom Bergeron.
"Delancey and Derek," Tom said as he clapped. "What are you nervous about?"
"I didn't I could pull through," Delancey said.
"Let's go to Carrie Ann, how amazing was that?"
"Now that is what a call a Diva," Carrie Ann Inaba said. "I mean, not only you're a sports fanatic as I heard, but I remember you used to dance during your time in wrestling and I see that some of it has picked right where you left off. You have an amazing fit and that's what you need to dance and that's interesting especially in your wrestling career. But you were amazing out there and you got the long legs and great energy and strength, that's great stuff."
Then the crowd applauded.
"The D not only means Delancey," Bruno Tonioli said, "it also means dancing and Delancey, I'll tell you, my jaw dropped because I can see that with your Latin heritage, your legs prove that you have that fire with those; all I can amazing debut."
Then the crowd applauded.
"All I can say is best dance so far," Len Goodman as the crowd applauded again.
"Great, that's amazing," Tom said. "Alright, go on back. Our season of surprises continues tomorrow when one couple will get the unpleasant surprise when they will be the first to be eliminated in the matter of doing two dances tomorrow at 9:00pm. Samantha?"
"Delancey, what a way to make a mark on the show," Samantha Harris said. "The best dance so far, Len said."
"Well, I was little concern about how my legs and feet will give out," Delancey said.
"Well, apparently, you pulled through and did a great job. You're all over the WWE especially with 'Eddie's Angels.' You think your girls are watching this right now?"
"I know they are and also rooting for me; not just them, but the entire WWE fans and I hope that challenge will make them proud."
"I'm sure it is; let's get your scores."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the judges' scores: Carrie Ann Inaba," the announcer said.
"Seven," Carrie Ann said.
"Len Goodman."
"Eight," Len said.
"Bruno Tonioli."
"Eight," Bruno said.
"Alright, twenty-three," Samantha said, "the best score of the night. How do you feel?"
"I feel good."
"So far, a lot of other dancers to come, but great job. Derek, last season, Shannon Elizabeth, this season, Delancey Scott. You're one lucky guy, don't you have an amazing partner?"
"She was amazing, but know that she's also a professional wrestler, I oughta be careful."
"Well, she's one tall Diva, I'll tell you that. Again, 23 out of 30 for Delancey and Derek; of course, as we've been reminding you all right, they still need your votes if they're going to make it to dance tomorrow."
"Okay, best dance of the night," Amanda said, "How about that?"
"Yeah, she's still got to have the fans' vote to make it to tomorrow night," Nicole said.
"Let's just hope she makes it to finals because I wanna see her win," Tina said.
"Yeah," everyone else said.
