Hanakuro: once again, if I owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, the chapters would only come out once every billion years.

Akashia-chan: And if I owned it, all the people would look like stick people or dog crap.

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Hanakuro: beep beep beep beep backing up!! beeeeeeep!

Akashia-chan: Lalalala lalala laaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I'm on the Canadian Idol finals!

Neuro/Yako/Sai/Go-die: …

Hanakuro: BEEEEP crash!! Mwahaha! Hit and run! Whoooosh!

Akashia-chan: Lalala LAAAAAAAAAA! Thank you everybo- wait…are we rolling? Oh god! The camera! Tell me that wasn't just on film!

Neuro/Yako/Sai/Go-die: Yes it was.

Akashia-chan: and why are you all speaking in unison?!

Hanakuro: BEEEEEP! Akashia-chan!! Out of the way! This is a freeway you know! Whoooo! Smash!

Akashia-chan: oh dear. You're out of gas. The camera's rolling by the way.

Hanakuro: …oh…really……..Hello everybody! And welcome to our show!

Yako: Uhm, what exactly just happened there?

Hanakuro: Well, I was a racecar, and Akashia-chan was a winning contestant on Canadian Idol! So now that that very embarrassing moment is over, let's get on to the news and questions!

Akashia-chan: And here's your five o' clock news! There has been a major crash in Stupidville, involving Hanakuro and three armed motor bikers.

Hanakuro: I am happy to report that there were no survivors. Except me. I'm too cool to die.

Akashia-chan:Yeah… anyways, Yako, could you do the honors?

Yako: Sure! And now time for the questions and reviews!!

Akashia-chan: and our FIRST REVIEW EVER!! from irule505

lol! Me likey! I have a question: Sai, r u a girl or a guy? please clarify that for me, thanx!

Sai: Well, technically I'm a girl.

Hanakuro: No you're not…

Akashia-chan: you're an…

Hanakuro/Akashia-chan: It!

Sai, aka, the it: No I'm not! God! My gender aside, here's the next review.

this is good anyway time for questions!

Neuro: Do you think you can eat all the mystery's in the world?

Go-die: Hi!

Yako: How can you eat so much!? OO

Neuro: Well, mysteries are popping up all over the globe so who knows?

Hanakuro: Can you solve the mystery of why my sister is so weird?

Neuro: That mystery isn't ripe enough

Hanakuro: well, I think I know the reason anyways. It's because she has a messed up brain.

Akashia-chan: you're so cruel to her, of course she's cruel to you to so I guess its okay…

Go-die: What the beep are you saying hi for you beep beep beeeeep

Hanakuro: Yay! Someone else is playing cars too! Beep beep! Haha. I hit Go-die's car.

Yako: Well it's because I-

Neuro: (cutting in and twisting Yako's head around 360 degrees) because your brain has not evolved enough to understand that-

Hanakuro: there are evil motorcycle bunnies in the closet, so it's unsafe to enter the closet without a scuba suit and a yellow picture frame!

Neuro/Yako: …what does that have to do with the question?

Hanakuro: absolutely nothing! This is yet another unsolvable mystery!

Akashia-chan: unsolvable mysteries aside, thank you for sending in the first questions!

Hanakuro; Yay! reviews!! So who should introduce our next one... Neuro! You're up!

Neuro: ...fine. but i'm taking out how annoyed i am at this pathetic story on Yako.

Yako: Great... thank you Hanakuro.

Neuro: (reading off script) ... and this is from a pathetic human submitting a review to this pathetic show. named Talk Bubble.

oh god... this is the best! please continue!

hm. Tell Sai that he has to do whatever Neuro wants for the whole chapter or Neuro gets to open him up and look at his insides!! either way it'll be amusing!

hehehe...

Hanakuro: This is going to be fun... and Neuro, stop changing our wonderful script. our show is not THAT pathetic... although it is being recorded inside my kitchen...

Akashia-chan: wait, this is your KITCHEN?! I thought you said it was a closet!!

Sai the it: catfight. and uhm, wouldn't it be a better idea do use that idea next chapter? You know, because we're almost out of time here... and i need to reserve some tickets to somewhere far from here before the next episode... Brazil, maybe? Anyways, it can't continue because you're out of reviews.

Hanakuro: I WILL find some way to keep Sai here until the next chapter... and Neuro, you have to help if you want it to happen! and no more reviews...really… that's the saddest thing I ever heard… we are slowly dying without questions!!

Akashia-chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'm too young and pretty to die!!

Hanakuro: This again. I'm prettier than you. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahaha.

Akashia-chan: SHUT UP!!

Go-die: (pulls out gun) stop it!!

Hanakuro: ooooh. A gun. You can kill people with a gun.

Akashia-chan: have you noticed that Go-die is very annoying in this episode? And He's not talking right now? And that he needs to take yoga for his, uh, temper problems?

Neuro: Slave number 2, sign up for yoga class now.

Go-die: Well why should I?!

Yako: I think I'd listen to him Godai-san. (or he'll probably kill you.)

Sai: I'm just saying something for the sake of saying something. Grrr! I'm a leoplurodon!

Hanakuro/Akashia-chan: THE LEOPLURODON SHALL RETURN MAY 7th 2009!!

All other characters:… what?

Hanakuro: inside joke. There are a lot of those in here, but you just don't understand them. Ceiling fans.

Akashia-chan: lol! Yay inside jokes!! This is becoming really pointless so I think we're gonna go now…

Hanakuro: Bye bye!!

Go-die: I'm not taking yoga until I DIE!!

Akashia-chan: then why don't you go die, go-die?

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Yay! episode 2 is up! Thank you to the 3 people who sent in the reviews! You are wonderful people and deserve awards for even reading this! Sadly, we have no awards for people putting up with us. And once again, please submit your questions and dares to us! Or not! Please don't hesitate to submit a question more than once, 'cause we need more...

Next chapter: akashia-chan's revenge! Sai's torture! And a whole lot of sugar-crazy hyper people!