Hanakuro: For the third time, if I owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, the chapters would only come out once every billion years
Hanakuro: For the third time, if I owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, the chapters would only come out once every billion years.
Akashia-chan: and If I owned it, all the characters would look like stick people or dog crap.
Hanakuro: and please (please please) vote in our poll! The results will (really) affect the August chapters! (so vote! Now!)
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Hanakuro: Sai! You can't leave!! We might lose readers!!
Sai the it: no!! you can't make me staaaay!!
Akashia-chan: walks in with reviews Sai! Good news! Talk Bubble changed her review! Now YOU get to torture NEURO!!
Hanakuro/Akashia-chan/Sai: morbid evil laughter
Neuro: drops off of ceiling Why are you all laughing morbidly?
Sai the it: Neuro! I command you to go and dress like a chicken, then do the chicken dance outside the house!!
Neuro: …why should I?
Hanakuro: Because! This is our fanfic, and we get to tell you what to do!!
Akashia-chan: Hanakuro, why do you always get the first lines? Oh, and why aren't I the host!?
Hanakuro: thinks: do I smell revenge? Okay, I always get the first lines 'cause I get to the computer first. And you aren't the host because this fanfic is on my account. and 'cause I'm beautifuler!
Sai the it: CATFIGHT!!
Akashia-chan: VENGANCE!!
Hanakuro: oh dear… I knew this was coming at some point.
Go-die: walks in door did I hear 'vengance'?
Yako: I'm hungry! And somewhat frightened by this, uh, what did you call it Sai?
Sai the it: CATFIGHT!!
Akashia-chan: (pulls out flamethrower and rope) the time has come! Sai, Neuro, assist me in my quest for vengeance!
Sai the it: Okay! Neuro! I choose you!!
Neuro: blink blink okay…
Ishigaki: climbs in through window do I sense a pokemon reference? (leaves through window)
Hanakuro: Ahhhh! Somebody help me!!
Akashia-chan: throws Hanakuro in to cupboard and locks it Mwahahahhahahahaaha!! Vengance!!
Yako: so… who does that make the host?
Akashia-chan: Me of course!! Because I am her closest friend
Go-die: Not that I would know, but I don't think close friends lock each other in closets…
Hanakuro: Somebody get me out of here!! Ooh. There's Pocky in here. Never mind! I'm fine!
Akashia-chan: OH NO!! I KILLED HANAKURO AND NOW HER GHOST HAS COME TO HAUNT US!! hides under table while hitting head in the process ow!
Yako: Okay… let's do the reviews now!
Sai the it: Here's one from the lovely Talk Bubble:
YAY! My dare is gonna be done in the next episode!! I'm looking forward to it!
and tell Neuro that I AM NOT pathetic human! I could have Sai open YOU up and see YOUR intestines just for THAT!!
So I have changed my dare because I felt like it!! :P
Neuro has to do whatever SAI wants for the whole episode or they all have to do the hokeypokey! YAY (I mean come on.. I can't let Sai open up Neuro!!)lol
Go-die: it seems this one is already in place.
Neuro: pathetic human…
Akashia-chan: from under table no, bad Neuro! Now you have to do the next review!
Neuro: fine… this is from pathetic human number two. Katherineyukicute.
hello again!
Neuro: You can torture Yako all you want.
Yako: Sorry
Go-die: go to a yoga class
Sai: you kind of remind me of remind me of the clown from IT. You don't look anything like him but he can change his form like you
Neuro: It seems that she is not as pathetic a human. She is now pathetic human number one.
Yako: great… like I don't get enough of this at work.
Go-die: I already told you! I wo-(gets cut off)
Akashia-chan: Too bad! If the reviewers say you must then you must! Haha!
Go-die: crap…
Yako: have you noticed that Godai-san hasn't been swearing too much in this fanfic? I wonder if he was threatened or something…
Hanakuro: whistles innocently from cupboard
Akashia-chan: I'm sure I soundproofed that cupboard! WITCH!! And another person who thinks Sai is an It!!
Sai: … lets just do the last review. this one's from irule505.
yay! Go-die, i dare u to talk in text talk 4 the whole day and if u don't, u have to, kiss neuro passionately on the lips! Mwahahahahahahaha! so i say it so it shall be!
Go-die: … I h8 this place.
Hanakuro: And in case anyone's wondering, I'm talking from a speaker. I'm not a ghost. Or a witch. And Go-die should speak in txt tlk and internet talk!
Go-die: WTF do u mean I hav. 2 tlk like this? Wait, why m I tlking like this now?!
Akashia-chan: irule505! You are my new best friend!
Go-die: and my new wrst enemy…I h8 u.
Sai: now that the reviews are over, I'm gonna torture Neuro!
Neuro: I also hate this…
Sai: Neuro! Help me take over this fanfic!
Akashia-chan: Hey, I just spent 5 dollars on a lock to take over this fanfic! And 7 dollars for the rope! And another 50 for a flamethrower!
Sai: well I have Neuro to fight for me! Neuro! Attack!
Akashia-chan: Well I have a flamethrower!! (turns flamethrower) on Mwahahaha!
Go-die: I wnt 2 take ovr this fanfic 2… need weapon… Hey! A Spork! I'll use this!! Sporks ftw…
All characters: ATTACK!!
Akashia-chan: VENGANCE!!
Neuro: 777 tools of hell! Evil Spork!! attacks Akashia-chan with giant spork
Akashia-chan: Spork! Meet flamethrower! Mwaahahahahahaaha!! I melted your weapon! You are now sporkless!!
Hanakuro: Wow… what's going on out here?
Yako: emerges from hiding place When did out get out Hanakuro?
Hanakuro: about 10 minutes ago.
Akashia-chan: Hanakuro! You aren't dead!! How did you get out…?
Hanakuro: Yes… thank you so much for locking me in a cupboard and leaving me there. And NO I am NOT dead, as a matter of fact. And I got out with a hairclip. I picked the lock.
Akashia-chan: I guess dollar store locks aren't the best… oh well, I still have a flamethrower!!
Yako: You know Akashia-chan, you might end up setting the whole building on fire if you do that… plus Hanakuro is kind of a better host…
Hanakuro: thank you Yako. Now, why is this fanfic so long? Akashia-chan! You typed too much!!
Go-die: cnt we plz stop this fanfic! I h8 tlking in txt tlk!
Sai the it: But I like torturing Neuro!
Akashia-chan: Don't worry Sai, you can continue next chapter!
Sai the it: Yay!
Akashia-chan/Sai: hug
Hanakuro: Akashia-chan likes Sai!!
Akashia-chan: Nu-uh! We're just friends!
Sai: Yeah!
Hanakuro: Whateeever you say! Okay then! Everybody vote in our poll! (in my profile!) so that we can write the next chapter! We can't write it if you don't vote! And please review! We can't write the next chapter without both of the two!
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Hanakuro: So… I'm back as the host of this show…
Akashia-chan: yes you are.
Hanakuro: and… you locked me in a cupboard…
Akashia-chan: …yes, your point?
Hanakuro: as the host, you shall all be punished in the next chapter!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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and sorry to katherineyukicute, but we forgot the extra Yako torture in this one... we will add much more extra torture in the next chapter!
and also, for the people who read this the day it was released, we messed up on some of the formatting, so please forgive us!
