To all those who read this as soon as it came out: I am not actually going to be changing my username, because 'Hanakuro' is already taken. Oh well.
Hanakuro: If I owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, I wouldn't need to be writing this, would I?
Akashia-chan: and if I owned it… you wouldn't even want to know what would happen. Shudder
Hanakuro: Yay! Normally I don't get two lines up here! And from now on, bolds are actions. screams randomly
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Akashia-chan: I have claimed the first line of this fanfic!! Mwahahahahaha!! Justice!!
Hanakuro: … are you finished? I brought in a-
Go-die: walks into room and sits on couch quietly Isn't it a great day to be alive? smiles
Hanakuro: Akashia-chan… do you see something weird about what just happened…?
Akashia-chan: yes… Go-die… he's acting like…like a hippy! And he SMILED!!
Hanakuro: yes… this must be the work of the forced yoga classes. Our plan has succeeded!
Go-die: Make peace not war!
Yako: walks into room with cake Make cake not war!
Hanakuro: I brought a Nintendo Wii! And DDR!
Sai the it: Neuro! You have to play DDR!
Neuro: but, that dare stopped last week.
Akashia-chan: No it didn't, I said he could torture you more this week.
Sai the it: Yay! Me torturing Neuro torturing Yako!
Yako: Let's do the reviews while I go hide…runs off to closet
Neuro: This is from pathetic human number 1, katherineyukicute:
i'm pathetic human number one... okay!
Neuro: i got you a new chains
Hanakuro: Your doing a good job being a host
Yako: here's some choclate
Go-die: I have a felling you don't like me
Neuro: off to find Yako now…
Hanakuro: Yayness! Someone believes in my ability to keep this fanfic alive!
Yako: from closet oooooooooh, chocolaaaaaate…!!
Go-die: Love is all you need.
Akashia-chan: my lord, he really IS a hippy! Anyhow, the next review's from irule505:
YAY 4 TXT TLK! Hmm... wut 2 make sum1 do this time... I know! Yako, tell us if you like Neuro or if he's too ugly 4 u! I is sorry, but i is curious!
Yako: tied up in chains I'm kind of dead either way here aren't I…?
Hanakuro: Don't worry, we'll prepare a wonderful funeral for you, and have lots of delicious cake! That you can't eat, cuz ur gonna be DED! D-E-D! DED!!
Yako: aw… I wants cake!
Akashia-chan: answer the question or no cake for you!
Yako: how do I eat cake if I'm dead…? Anyways… idon'tlikeneurobutit'snotbecausehe'suglyit'sbecauseIlikeGodaibetter! Wait, no, I didn't just say that!
Neuro: … very interesting.
Akashia-chan: blink blink
Go-die: Carry on, love is coming. Love is coming to us all.
Sai the it: Where's he getting all these quotes? Anyways, next review. This is from Talk Bubble.
YAY! I LUV SAI! He's so huggable.
Anyways, Neuro, stop calling me a pathetic human.
Sai, make Neuro do the hokey-pokey!
Yako, you get a magical picnic basket that never gets empty!
Go-die, go join the Boy Scouts.
Teehee! peace sign
Sai the it: YAYNESS! I has a fan!!
Neuro: no. I call pathetic humans pathetic humans.
Sai: Gladly! Neuro!
Neuro: you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…
Sai: EVERYBODY!
Everybody: you put your right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about! clap clap
Yako: Yes! Finally! Someone who loves me!! grabs picnic basket and starts eating
Go-die: no, Boy Scouts don't teach people to break free and be their own person, man. Just go with the flow.
Hanakuro: … wow. I never thought I'd ever see a real live hippie…next review. This is from Kyra Nazumi.
Hey, guys. It's me again.
So, I decided to ask some questions.
Neuro: Just wonering, do demons show affection by bringing others pain..?
Yako: Are there any good dessert recipies you can give me..?
Godai: ...Do you know a weapons shop anywhere close??
Sai: ...How on earth do you change forms?
Neuro: …what do you mean by that…?
Yako: yes! It's a recipe for a Chocolate Fudge Pound Cake! Here it is:
1 (18.25 ounce) package chocolate fudge cake mix
4 eggs
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 1/3 cups water
1 (16 ounce) container prepared chocolate fudge frosting
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 10 inch Bundt pan.
In a large bowl, combine cake mix, eggs, oil and water. Beat on low speed until blended. Stir in chocolate frosting. Pour batter into prepared pan.
Bake in the preheated oven for 60 to 70 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Let cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack and cool completely.
Akashia-chan: you could actually say all of that from memory, wow, you have a lot of free time on your hands…
Go-die: Yes, on the corner of 1st Avenue and Hazard Street. Except Hazard street is closed due to… a hazard.
Sai: um… I'm just cool that way…
Akashia-chan: I think he's saying he doesn't know…
Yako: And the next… wait, this isn't a question! This is just someone saying how awesome this fanfic is!
Hanakuro: But we love being told how awesome we are. So here it is. From lexbro95.
LOL HOLY CLASSIC! I CANT WAIT TO GIVE IN MY DARE... HEEHEEHEE (followed by evil laugh) ...unless someone has the same idea as me... anyway, i'll post it on another review
awesome story btw!
Akashia-chan: laughs evilly with our wonderful reviewer Mwahahahaha!!
Hanakuro:… yes. You do that a lot. Anyways, our last review is from… the same person as the last one.
hee hee i love this story!
ok, for a dare, i dare neuro to either kiss yako, godai, or hanakuro! and if he doesnt, he can sing,
'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' with yako if he wishes And he has to wear a mini skirt! XD
random i know but still!
hey, it's not everyday you get to torture a demon!
awesome story it's great! :P
Akashia-chan: okay, lexbro95, you rock! Mwahaha-ness!
Hanakuro: Since Akashia-chan and I are in charge, Neuro shall kiss… drumrolls GO-DIE!! And sing 'don't go breaking my heart' with Yako, while wearing a mini-skirt!
Go-die: twitches uhm… go with the flow…? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! breaks out of hippie-dom
Akashia-chan: Yako, I'll give you cake if you sing it…
Yako: twitches c-c-cake? I like cake!!
Hanakuro: Then it's decided! They shall sing!! gives Neuro and Yako lyrics to song and Neuro a hot pink mini-skirt
Akashia-chan: This should be interesting.
Neuro: don't go breaking my heart
Yako: I couldn't if I tried
Neuro: Honey if I get restless
Yako: Baby you're not that kind
Neuro: Don't go breaking my heart
Yako: You take the weight off me
Neuro: Honey when you knocked on my door
Yako: I gave you my key
Both: Nobody knows it
Neuro: When I was down
Yako: I was your clown
Both: Nobody knows it
Neuro: Right from the start
Yako:I gave you my heart
Yako:I gave you my heart
N: So don't go breaking my heart
Y: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
N: And nobody told us
Y:Cause nobody showed us
N:And now it's up to us babe
Y:I think we can make it
N:So don't misunderstand me
Y:You put the light in my life
N:You put the sparks to the flame
Y:I've got your heart in my sights
Akashia-chan: I'll never be able to un-see that…
Hanakuro: DDR time!!
Akashia-chan: SQUEEEEEE!!
Yako: I call player 1!
Sai: Neuro has to do Love Shine!
Go-die: I hated being a hippie!! pulls out gun Nobody will EVER force me to take yoga classes again!
Hanakuro: ooh. A gun. You can kill people with a gun. Did I say that somewhere before?
Akashia-chan: sighs I'll set up the mats. sets up mats
5 minutes into playing
Go-die: I can't do it!! Love Shine is too hard!! What is with all those fast things!
Hanakuro: Come ON Go-die, it's not that hard. See? I just got a Double A! Like the battery!
Akashia-chan: La la lalala la La la lalala la La la lalala la La la la la La love you love you love you love you love shine!
Hanakuro: Wow… Neuro won. Scary. Hey look, Go-die, it's Wii fit! You can do yoga!
Go-die: for the last time!! I am NOT going to take YOGA!!
Yako: Let's play Rock Band!! I call drums!
Akashia-chan: I'M THE SINGER!!
Hanakuro: yes… so that concludes our fanfic for today. I CALL GUITAR!!
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Hanakuro: Wow, we had a lot of references in this chapter… everyone vote in my poll! Please! And just to let you know, that is a REAL cake recipe. I'm making it tonight.
Akashia-chan: okay, this is what comes of Hanakuro's boredom. I was getting freezies for us and asked her to think of something for Neuro to say, and here's what she typed:
"Neuro: hi!! I like pie and mudkipz! Pink is good! Elephant feet! Pineapple sauce! Purple moldygingerbreadhouses!!1!!1!!oneoneoneoneone!!1onetyoneoneone!!11!! eat acid it's good for u!! blue cream cheese with ostriches and headphones! Fish paste! Watashi wa Enma Ai! Le gaspeth!"
Akashia-chan: Do you have anything to say about this, Hanakuro?
Hanakuro: Elephant feet! Oh, I mean… I was bored. I see a sheep!
Akashia-chan: Heh, I poked it!
Hanakuro: DO NOT POKE THE GLORIOUS SHEEP!! slaps Akashia-chan in head Hah! You just lost 3 brain cells!
Akashia-chan: slaps Hanakuro's head 3 brain cells!
Hanakuro: slaps Akashia-chan's head 3 brain cells!!
This pathetic fight continued for about an hour. Then they realized that they were eventually going to get really stupid if they continued. Not that they aren't already.
Hanakuro: Wow… that was dumb… see you in the next chapter!! Bye byeeeeee!! ... 3 brain cells!!
