Hanakuro: If I owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, then the chapters would only come out once every billion years.

Akashia-chan: And if I owned it, everybody would look like stick people or dog crap.

Hanakuro: I once again have an extra line here! So now, italics are thoughts. When they're after the characters name, it's that character thinking. If they're in between characters' lines, then they're an explanation of what is or is going to happen.Bolds are still actions, just to let you know.

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Hanakuro: And here we are, reporting live from… hell. Quite literally.

Akashia-chan: Ow! Ow! My pants are on FIRE!! HELP!!

Hanakuro: Yes, so thanks to your votes, (those three people who voted) we are now on vacation in hell… thank you so much.

Yako: Torture!! Hell is SCARY!! There's Barney reruns on a-a big screen tv!!

Sai the It: maybe some reviews will take our minds off of the horror.

Akashia-chan: yes. Lets do reviews while I attempt to find some water for my poor pants which are being burned to a cinder as I speak.

Hanakuro: You know, I don't think you're going to find any water down here. It's HELL here. Anyways, our first review is from Talk Bubble.

LEXBRO95! I LUV YOU! and I miss you too! (that is a reference to her, who is my best friend and who is currentely not by my side like she usually is...)

HAH!

Sai, you get a hug for being so EVIL and yet so ADORABLY CUTE at the same time! hugs Sai

NEURO!! YOU ARE EVIL BUT NOT CUTE IN ANY WAY!! So you can't talk for the WHOLE chapter! But I still luv you!! Not as much as I luv Sai tho! glares at Neuro while crushing Sai in a hug of DOOM!

Yako!! I have no present that might top the picnic basket I gave you last chapter. I hope you're enjoying it!

And Go-die, you... um... have to.. WEAR PINK BUNNY EARS FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! The pink bunny ears of DOOM will CRUSH your pride like an ant! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Akashia-chan, Hanakuro, you guys just be as random as you always are, I luv seeing people other then me Lexbro95 and our other best friend, Lizzy951 being random!!

Teeheehee!! peace sign

Sai: Yay! My fan is back! And can someone get me a fan? Y'know, fan fan? It's really hot down here.

Neuro: I think I should warn you tha-

Hanakuro/Akashia-chan: NO TALKING FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!!

Yako: I am enjoying it! I am also enjoying Neuro not talking!

Akashia-chan: hands Go-die pink bunny ears here ya go! Enjoy!

Go-die: … puts on bunny ears reluctantly When this chapter is done, you will all burn in hell. Wait… I'm too late, aren't I?

Neuro: thinks maybe I should warn them… oh well.

Akashia-chan: I WAS MENTIONED IN A REVIEW!! YAY!!

Hanakuro: …yay. Next review. From lexbro95.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY ANOTHER AWESOME CHAPPIE!

YAY MY REVIEW WAS PUT IN

anyway, awesome story u rock

YAY ROCK BAND I LOVE THAT GAME!

I LOVE THE GUITAR

ANYWAYS (again)

why don't u give everybody a plate of food of what they like.

this means taht if they wanted spaghetti, it would be earth worms and stuff you know what i mean?

and if they eat the whole plate, they get to eat whatever they want (something actually edible)

and to finally end this reveiw,

neuro, good job on winning the DDR!!

yako, i respect that u can eat so much food, (cuz you'd probably be able to eat me if i got u mad)

go-die, plz stop being a hippie

sai the it, keep torturing neuro for me k?

and what was all ur reactions to my first dare?!

Hanakuro: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! And yay Rock Band!!

food magically appears in front of everybody

Akashia-chan: Eat up! MMMMMMMM!! Mudpie!! Yako, what did you get?

Yako: Everything soup… and I mean everything. Is that a flowerpot I see?

Go-die: …soap flavoured beer…

Hanakuro: Yay! Pocky! What flavour… CAT FLAVOURED POCKY?! Sick…

Neuro: holding Dan-D packaged mystery

Sai: AAAAAAAAAH!! It's normal, strawberry Pocky!!

Hanakuro: Can we switch? I never really liked cat flavoured stuff… not that I've tried it!!

Neuro: glares Winning that human DDR game was a complete accident.

Yako: Thanks! And Yes, I possibly could.

Go-die: I already did get out of my 'hippie-dom'. Thankfully.

Sai: Mwahahahahaha! Neuro, come here. Now. Good. Go find me some real food, like a bear…

Hanakuro; Neuro didn't kiss Go-die in the last chapter...so he shall now! (If that's what you meant by that last part i guess...) Pushes Go-die into Neuro Hahahaha!! They kissed!!

Go-die: Scarredforlifescarredforlifescarredforlifescarredforlife...

Neuro: I must remember to torture all of them when we get back to earth...

Hanakuro: Let's see how everyone did with their food... Akashia-chan ate her Mud-pie... she gets normal pie. Yako actually managed to finish her everything soup...She gets Everything Edible soup! How'd you do with the flowerpot, Yako?

Yako; it was quite good, actually...

Hanakuro: okay then. Unfortunately, bubbles started coming out of Go-die's mouth after only a little of the soap flavored beer... maybe it's not just flavored like soap... I wasn't able to eat cat flavored Pocky at all because... I like cats...Neuro didn't finish his Dan-d pack mystery. I guess it was too fake, wasn't it? Yeah, packaged stuff is like that... but dan-d pack is cool! And Sai... Amazing, he finished the NORMAL Strawberry Pocky. Congratulations. He gets...um... what do you want, Sai?

Sai: hm... paper!

Akashia-chan: Paper... You know that having an obsession with paper-eating is a mental disorder, right? okay then. Next review! This one's from Kyra Nazumi.

Oh, for this time...

Neuro: I mean, do you bring all sorts of pain to Yako because your courting with her..?

Yako: Thanks!! It tastes delicious You guys are awsome!! Thanks for putting my questions up there.

!! Oh, is there one for brownies..?

Godai: Thanks, and do you want the 13mm with 175m or the 9mm with 177m?

Sai: Yeah, sure...What do peoples insides look like..?

Neuro: ... I'm sure glad I can't talk right now.

Yako: Neuro... I'm glad you can't talk right now. and I'm glad you liked the cake! And this is a recipe for mint fudge brownies:

3 large eggs.

1 ½ cups of mint chocolate chips.

1 ¼ cups of flour, unbleached.

1 cup of chopped nuts.

1 cup of sugar.

½ cup of butter.

3 tablespoons of water.

1 ½ teaspoons of vanilla extract.

½ teaspoon of baking soda.

½ teaspoon of salt.

Preparation Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 325°F (160°C).

In a bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt; then set aside.

In a saucepan, combine the sugar, butter and water; bring just to a boil, then remove from heat.

Add the mint chocolate chips and vanilla extract, then stir until all of the chips have melted and the mixture is smooth. Transfer to a large bowl.

Add the eggs, one at a time, beating thoroughly after each is added.

Gradually blend in flour mixture.

Stir in the chopped nuts.

Spread into a greased 1392 inch baking pan.

Bake for 30 minutes.

Allow to cool on a wire rack, then cut into squares.

Hanakuro: Is this turning into a cooking show or what? Next we should make cupcakes...

Go-die: 9mm with 177m...

Sai: Well, most of the time it's really bloody and there's lots of-

Akashia-chan: Stop! I don't need to know! The last food I had to eat was a cupcake on earth, and I don't want to lose it!! And you know what I mean!

Hanakuro: So. Now that we're in hell, and Neuro is unable to talk... what are we supposed to do now that we're stuck here?

Go-die: well... I'm looking for a way out.

Hanakuro: Y'know what? I think we should look for a way out.

Akashia-chan: That's a good idea! Too bad nobody else was smart enough to think of that.

Yako: Maybe we should ask some of the people/demons here. If Neuro could get out, I bet they could too. And why isn't Neuro helping us get out?

Sai: Because he wants to torture us. But I can tell him that he needs to tell us how to get out of here. Neuro, how do we get out?

Neuro: ...Being unable to talk is more useful than I thought. Although if they start looking around now, we might accidentally meet up with... no, that would be terrible.

Hanakuro: Well maybe we should look ourselves, because Neuro OBVIOUSLY isn't able to help us.

Yako: Let's go! Augh! What are these things?! They look like... Evil flying imps? Everyone RUUUNNNN!!

And they all started running around hell pointlessly until they came across...

Sai: A Guest Services building? Do people normally come to hell for a visit? Oh well, let's go take cover from the flying imps there!

Go-die: The hell? I hope this isn't a joke.

And they all entered the strange Guest Services building. But the strange building wasn't as strange as what was going to happen inside...

Sai: Well, this is surprising. It's pretty modern. Look! a phone! let's call for help! Just enter a random number and hope someone picks up!

Akashia-chan: And say what? "Hi, I'm Kaitou X the serial killer, and I'm trapped in hell with evil flying imps everwhere! . Do you think you could send someone down here to pick us up? The demon who's with us doesn't want to tell us how to get out."

Hanakuro: Um, this is GUEST services, so they would probably tell us how to get out, right?

Yako; Possibly...

Neuro: No! Anywhere but the Guest Services counter! Stop walking! Come back!! Let me talk!!

Go-die: HEY!! Can someone help us here? Hellooo!!

Green-eyed girl in blue dress walks up to Guest Services counter

Yako: Whoa... that person looks shockingly familiar. I recognize the green eyes from somewhere... Wait! Is that what Neuro would look like as a cross-dresser?!

Go-die: Twitch that guy... as... heh... a cross dresser? Tries to hold back laughter Ahahahahahahaha!!

Green-eyed girl: Gasps Is that my little brother with HUMANS?! Neuro, come here! Pulls Neuro over by his triangle hair-clips and hugs him Neuro, why did you bring humans here? They're probably going to die from the heat soon. And here's your punishment! Picks up Neuro by the triangle hair-clips again and throws him across the Guest services building

Sai: Wh-who are you?!

Go-die: Ahahaha! He's getting tortured by a GIRL in a DRESS! Ahahahahaha!!

Green-eyed girl: turns back to humans with sparkly eyes Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope he hasn't bothered you at all. I'm Shiori, nice to meet you.

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Hanakuro: Oh my gosh! Is it possible that we might actually have a PLOTLINE? Quite possibly! Ha, I left you all at a cliffhanger! I don't think I did a very good job though... Oh my god! we have another OC! And if anyone noticed, in the first chapter, when Neuro pops up and makes his first appearance, he said "as a matter of fact, I DO have a sister." So that is why this actual plotline is here. Akashia-chan and I actually had this "What if Neuro had a sister?" idea in our heads for a while now...

Akashia-chan: Hanakuro, that was probably the most that ANY character in this fanfic ever got to say in one turn. So anyways, the next chapter is going to be a mini-story. written in an ACTUAL story format. Like this: "Why'd she leave us at a cliffhanger like this! It's so cruel!" Akashia-chan screamed to her sister in frustration while constantly messaging Hanakuro to write the mini-story faster.

Like that. Yes, we can actually write real stories. And depending on how our 4 or so readers like the mini-story, we might make it longer than one chapter. So click that little piece of text under this that says REVIEW to get the mini-story.

Hanakuro: Did you notice that this one wasn't as random as it normally is? Amazing... But do not fear! The randomness shall return in the next regular weekly chapter. (in other words, not the mini-story.)