Hanakuro: Yes, our mini-story is finally out

Hanakuro: Yes, our mini-story is finally out! Yay! And yes, this is coming out a bit later than normal. Normally this is out by Friday night at the latest… or 3am Saturday morning. So sorry for the lateness!

Akashia-chan: But very conveniently, Hanakuro was on vacation for the second time this summer, and we couldn't meet each other to write this. Explanation over. And our disclaimer: we do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro. But we wish we did.

Hanakuro: That was a surprisingly normal disclaimer. So now that our apologies are over, on to the story! But first, a recap, for those people who forgot what was happening over that one week period.

Akashia-chan: so basically, Neuro forced us to 'go to hell.' Literally. And we were chased by evil flying imps. Sai was still torturing Neuro, and Neuro was not able to talk and didn't help us out at all. While we were wandering around pointlessly, we found a guest services building. And there was a lady who looked like Neuro as a cross dresser. And we found out that it was Neuro's sister named Shiori, and she was the only one (besides Sai) able to torture Neuro without dying.

Hanakuro: And then I left you at a cliffhanger. Ooh I bet you all hate me now. Hopefully not. So on to the real story format! And we're using the characters real names for this one. Just because it's easier. But never fear, 'Go-die' will be back in the regular chapter!

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"I'm Shiori, nice to meet you" Said the girl who was apparently Neuro's sister.

Neuro, after being thrown across the Guest Services, was thinking of the best way to escape without anyone noticing. Yako, Sai, Hanakuro, and Akashia-chan were just standing there, mouths gaping open. Godai was still laughing himself to death.

But all of them were thinking the same thing: What. The. Hell.

Finally, after a very awkward silence, Akashia-chan finally said something. "Who- I mean how did you- why are- did you just…" She just stopped, unable to say something that made any sense.

"I suppose that means 'who are you and what is happening.' Right?" Shiori asked, used to that response by now. "I'm Shiori, Neuro's older sister. I have to keep Neuro from harming any humans. But he just ends up doing so anyways."

Suddenly, a horde of massive purple dinosaurs came running in through the door to the Guest Services. "No! It's Barneys clones coming to kill us!!" Screamed both Hanakuro and Akashia-chan.

Godai brought out a gun from nowhere, and began shooting at the hundreds of dinosaurs. "Don't just stand there, HELP ME!" Godai yelled to the others. Neuro pulled off his glove and started to attack the horde of purple dinosaurs. Sai got out two knives, also seemingly out of nowhere. Shiori was already hacking away at the endless mob of children's show characters with her fists. Yako just stood there. "Where do all those weapons keep coming out of? What should I do here? Let's see. What do I normally do when others are fighting… just do what I do now. Stand here."

"Yako! Don't stand there like that! You can attack them… somehow." Hanakuro yelled to Yako.

"You're right!" Yako exclaimed proudly, picking up a rock from the ground and throwing at one of the dinosaurs. "I did something!"

The Barney replica barely noticed anything had hit him.

"So…" Akashia-chan said. "Even Yako's fighting now. And we're still standing here. Pointlessly."

Hanakuro had that look on her face. That one that your little sister gives her friend just before you trip over that carefully laid out wire. "Remember those ray guns I was working on? I brought them along."

"They're working, right?"

"Yup."

"…awesome."

Out of nowhere, (amazingly) Hanakuro and Akashia-chan had pulled out two incredibly shiny ray guns.

"RANDOM BEAM!" The two hosts shouted in unison. Then, a giant beam of rainbow colored light came out of the guns. It was shooting giant zucchinis at the dinosaurs.

"I told you anything could come out of them if I called them the "Random beams. So now we have zucchini. and next time it'll probably be shooting paper clips. Then semicolons. Etcetera." Hanakuro finished. "Next I'm making keychain that explodes if you throw it at someone."

Soon after, the Barney clones disappeared leaving behind a note saying: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! The rest was instantly ripped off by Akashia-chan, who had a perpetual fear of anything related to Barney.

"So now that that's finished, how are we going to escape?" Sai asked anyone listening.

"Why don't we ask Shiori!" Yako said. "She seems to be the only useful one here. Hey Shiori, could you please tell us how to get out of here? It's scary."

"There's no easy way out. Unless you have a tour guide, which I can be for you!" Shiori responded happily. "except I need payment. In Hell currency."

"um… anyone have any Hell money?" Yako asked around. "didn't think so…"

"It's okay! Neuro will pay for it! After all, that's the least he could do for his friends, isn't it?" Shiori said threateningly to Neuro. Neuro said nothing. Shiori took that as a yes.

"So the exit is 130 miles in that direction!" Shiori said while pointing in the direction of… more vast expanses of empty land.

"A-A hundred and thirty miles?" Akashia-chan stuttered. She was stuttering a lot in this chapter.

"Yup! So I suggest we start walking!"

10 miles later…

"this is so BORING!" Godai yelled for about the seventieth time within the past 10 miles.

"I have an idea! Let's sing!" Hanakuro declared. "How about this one? I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves, Everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes." Akashia-chan joined Hanakuro in the singing of the pointless song. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves, Everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes."

"stop that!!" Godai yelled at them.

"How about this? This is the song that never ends! As it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because this I-"

"STOP IT!!" Godai was really angry now.

"well, only 120 more miles to go…" Sai thought aloud to himself. "These are the worst traveling companions ever,"

and since nobody wants to read people singing songs, we'll just skip to where they reached the exit back to earth.

"We're finally here!" Hanakuro almost screamed in joy.

"well then, I guess you can all leave." Shiori told them. "Neuro, I have a few things to discuss with you first…"

All except Neuro and Shiori left back to earth. "Just a few things. Do not hurt the humans. I know that you have already hurt the humans before. Now I have to punish you." Shiori told Neuro with a typical demon face. "I'm coming back to earth with you!"

Staring at her was Neuro's face of utter terror.

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Hanakuro: Mini-story's finally finished! Yeah, our story-format writing sucks. We'll try to fix it. And in case you couldn't tell, there's going to be another mini-story later entitled: "A visit from Shiori" and it explains what happens when Shiori visits earth. Tell us if our writing for this is okay, because we're feeling kinda insecure about it… and free random beams to all our random readers!

Akashia-chan: And since we have our newest OC Shiori here, we would like you to vote on whether you want Shiori to appear in the regular weekly edition of Questioning Detectives. If you think she should stay, put "Yay Shiori" in your review, and "Boo Shiori" if you don't. She'll still be in the mini-story even if you guys hate her though. Enjoy your next chapter!