Hanakuro: We do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

Hanakuro: We do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

Akashia-chan: but we do pwn the characters (if you do not understand, deal with it )

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Hanakuro: Hello, and welcome!

Akashia-chan: what she said!

Shiori: Hello world! I am appearing in my first episode of Questioning Detectives, and hopefully, people will love me enough to let me do more than one episode!

Yako: Me too!

Sai: so… want some tea Shiori?

Akashia-chan: why are you offering her tea, Sai?

Sai: I feel like it! Oh look! A golden violin!

Hanakuro: What? Where? It's running towards the mouse hole!

Yako: you have mice in your house? Can I eat them?

Akashia-chan: ew…

Neuro: I'm cutting to the reviews!

Akashia-chan: Neuro's afraid of a gi-irl! Okay, fine, let's do reviews! This is from Talk Bubble:

YAY! I'm loving this!! Shiori you are awesome!! HIGH FIVES SHIRORI Anyone who throws Neuro across the room is my hero!! HEHE!! I wonder what Neuro's reaction will be like when he can talk again.

SEE! This is what you get for calling me a 'Pathetic Human'. So, if you ever call me a pathetic human, Shiori gets to throw you across the room again! YAY! EVERY TIME! FOR ALL THE CHAPTER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don't worry Sai I havn't forgotten about you! SQUISHES HIM IN A HUG and since you are still in Hell, you get a mini mega powered fan!! YAY!!

Yako, Akashia-chan! You guys get three bottles of coke each!!

Hanakuro! You get 1 bottle of coke and 2 boxes of chocolate pocky!! YAY FOR POCKY!

Go-die!! You have to keep wearinng the bunny ears. Only they change color depending on your mood!! And the rest of you guys have to figure out what color goes with what mood! YAY!

hmm... who did I leve outt...

I have no idea... so... BYEBYE

TEEHEE! peace sign

Shiori: why thank you! I've only been here for less than half a chapter and I already have a fan! steps on Neuro's head over and over

Neuro: I hate you... you are no longer a pathetic human, you are a lowly earthworm

Sai: yay! although, I don't need it anymore, we're out of Hell, but thanks for the thought!

Yako: YUM! Coca-cola!

Akashia-chan: SUGAR!! gulps down all three bottles ahahahahahaha!!

Hanakuro: ooh, Coke. And POCKY! YESSS!!

Akashia-chan: runs around room SUGAR RUSH!!

Go-die: ...I hate you...

Hanakuro: here ya go! I got them at this really freaky black magic shop, so i know they'll work! hands go-die bunny ears

Go-die: how do you know some freaky hex was put on these?

Hanakuro: I know freaky hexes are on these, put them on

Go-die: reluctantly puts bunny ears on

Hanakuro: see? Nothing happened, now go look at Neuro

Go-die: why?

Akashia-chan: so we know what colour means what emotion, duh!

Go-die: looks at Neuro, bunny ears turn red

Akashia-chan: Now we know that red means anger! Now look at Yako

Go-die: looks at Yako, bunny ears turn purple

Akashia-chan: And purple means love!

Go-die: WHAT?!

Sai: Next review! This is from Kyra Nazumi:

Damm that person! I want an answer now that the chapter is over!

Neuro: Tell me. NOW. glaring

Yako: These are delicious. Thank you very much. Do you perfer Italian or Asian cooking..? I perfer Italian, myself...

Godai: Right. You know the usual adress. Tell em' Black Cat sent you, got it? Otherwise, they'll kill you.

Sai: Damm you Hanakuro!! I wanted to hear!! Okay then, who was you favorite person to disect?

Hanakuro: ...I'm not speaking to you.

Akashia-chan: gives cookie

Neuro: of course I don't love my slave, she is merely a worthless cockroach to me

Yako: Asian cooking! Sushi and Miso Soup and Soba Noodles and Tempura and Teriyaki and…

Go-die: sure thing Black Cat

Sai: that's a tough one...I'd say that this one guy, he was this really annoying bank teller, and his insides were quite interesting. Plus i got him off my back and was able to make a withdrawal from the Boy Scouts bank account...

Akashia-chan: I got a cookie! i don't know why i got a cookie but i did, thanks! eats cookie MORE SUGAR!!

Hanakuro: Akashia-chan is now bouncing off the walls…next review! From lexbro95:

yay another awesome chapter but-

IT WASNT THAT RANDOM AS BEFORE (like you said at the end) NO I MUST READ RANDOMNESS STORIESS LIEK YOURS!

anyway, can't wait for the next story and HAH NEURO GOT BEAT UP BY HIS SISTER!

ok, i want shiori to beat up neuro for the whole chapter and she well be rewarded with wahtever she wants!

and i wonder waht neuro was talking about, about warning you guys...

anyway, in short,

PLZ UPDATE!

Neuro: I was warning about Shiori...

Shiori: now why on earth would you need to warn them about me? picks Neuro up by hair

Neuro: I'm...sorry...Shiori...!

Shiori: spinning Neuro around by hair at incredibly fast speed you'd better be. Throws Neuro through floor

Hanakuro: my poor house… I now know what Shigure from Fruits Basket feels like…

Yako: time for another review! From irule505:

YAY! Sry 4 not reviwing last time, i must have brain damage or sumthin cuz i 4got! yay txt tlk, still! kk, i'll write this like all the other ppl seem to,

Yako: if anybody does something bad, like shove you down a well, or sumthin less dramatic, then u get to devour their favourite posetion! like Neuro's Playboy magazines! (i know he has them...)

Sai: Hello! hmm... u get too, answer a question! do u have a crush on anybody on the set of this fanfic? including Hanakuro and Akashia-chan.

Neuro: from now on, anytime somebody says the word 'pineapple' u turn into a cat for 3 min.

Go-die: here, have a pie! and u can do whatever u want with it w/o getting in trouble! like throwing it at Neuro for example!

Hanakuro: konnichiwa!

Akashia-chan: i'll lend u a monkey for the next episode, k?

byez!!

Yako: Yes, Neuro does in fact have Playboy magazines. In that drawer of the desk that never seems to be opened. And thanks!

Sai: um…if I answer that I die…so I'll just say no…

Hanakuro: spill!

Sai: gulp umm..er..that is..uh..ilikeoneofthetwohosts that is all I'm saying

Hanakuro/Akashia-chan: who?!

Sai: why must I answer? I, er, like, the host whose name starts with the first letter of the alphabet…

Akashia-chan: ooh! I know this! The first letter of the alphabet is…PUDDING!

Hanakuro: she's still on a sugar high… wait, you like Akashia-chan?!

Sai: next answer please!

Neuro: ...I hate each and every one of these reviewers...

Shiori: noogies Neuro

Hanakuro/Akashia-chan: Pineapple!

Akashia-chan: apple, strawberry, banana, artichoke, bird, plane, rice ball!!

Neuro: turns into a multi-coloured cat

Hanakuro: he's so adorable!!

Neuro: doesn't look amused

Go-die: morbid evil laughter i think we'll get along well irule505 dumps pie over cat-Neuro's head

Hanakuro: Konnichiwa!

Akashia-chan: YAY!! A MONKEY!! wait, by next episode u mean not this episode right? oh well. MOOSEBURGER!!

Hanakuro: she's STILL on a sugar rush...

Sai: time for the last review! Not a question but… it's from Katherineyukicute:

yay for mini story!

your right it wasn't as random but still good

it's Neuro's sister huh?

Akashia-chan: RANDOMFEST!! HORSE, KILLER, TURTLE, CARROT, KITTY-CAT, TOHRU HONDA, KYO SOHMA, HAPPY BUNNY, TOUCAN SAM, STONEHENGE, LEEKSPIN, SMARTIES, PLATYPUS, SPORK, EVIL GAY CLOWNS!! …in america. (if anyone understands that reference, good for you.)

Hanakuro: we're making up for the lack of random last chapter by getting Akashia-chan sugar high…

Yako: yeah…I think they can tell…

Go-die: bunny ears turn red I'm sick of these things…

Yako: have some cake, Godai-san! Shoves a cake down Go-die's throat

Go-die: where the hell did that come from?! Bunny ears turn green

Hanakuro: I think green might be sick… the washroom is upstairs, second door on the left.

Go-die: runs upstairs

Hanakuro: well, see ya next chapter!

Akashia-chan: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE A PURPLE MONGOOSE!!

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Hanakuro: there we go! All done! And Akashia-chan has passed her sugar high, and is now on a sugar crash

Akashia-chan: so…tired…

Hanakuro: so, we now have a plan! The mini-story won't come out weekly, it will come out whenever the hell we feel like writing one! So next time you come, there may or may not be a mini-story.

Sai: Hi! And also, whenever there is a mini-story, our regular chapters will also be released at the same time, so fear not!

Hanakuro: why are you here?

Sai: I'm filling in for Akashia-chan

Akashia-chan: snore

Hanakuro: well, at least she made it to the couch before collapsing, that coulda been painful

Sai: yeah, and that wouldn't be good for poor Akashia-chan

Hanakuro: I'd just be laughing

Sai: you guys have an odd friendship…

Hanakuro: that we do! Well, see you next week everybody!

Sai: Bye! And don't mind all the Fruits Basket references this chapter, Akashia-chan is on a Fruits Basket loving whim.