Chapter 71: Extreme Enigma Rampage

Smackdown was in Manchester, England and Jeff was competing against the Undertaker in an Extreme Rules match.

Nicole was walking down the hallway at the hotel and when she reached Amanda's room, she knocked on the door.

"Just a minute!" Amanda said.

Nicole could hear some giggling from Amanda from inside the locker room and about a couple of minutes later, Amanda opened the door wearing a robe.

"Hey, Nicole," Amanda said, "what's up?"

"Well, I was hoping you and I can have breakfast," Nicole said, "but from the looks of it and what I was hearing from the other side of the door, you're busy."

"Yeah, I'll take a rain check on breakfast; maybe we'll do lunch with Buffy."

"Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, call me when you're ready."

"Oh, I will."

Then Amanda closed the door as Nicole took out her cell phone from her pocket and dialed Buffy's number. After a few rings, Buffy answered the call.

"Hello?" Buffy said.

"Hey, Buffy, it's Nicole," Nicole said.

"Oh, hi."

"Hey, I was wondering if you wanna go to lunch with me and Amanda this afternoon."

"Yeah, I love to."

"Great, that way we can discuss our plans in the next coming weeks."

"That'll be awesome."

"Okay, see you this afternoon."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Then Nicole ended the call.

Later, Smackdown was on and the arena was blue with a casket in the middle of the ring.

"Some men are born into the darkness and all its purity," the Undertaker said. "They are the world's punishers; others foolishly seek out darkness, sick with malicious ambitions. Big Show, I am the punisher born into darkness and you have foolishly found me. This is how your story ends: here in this cold, dark emptiness. You will hear no sound, no sound but your own muffled screams. You will feel your pulse quickening. You will have no sight, for that is what darkness takes on those unworthy. And in that abyss, I will punish you for all of your sins. That is your fate, sealed by your own hand. Death forgives no man and when that casket is buried with you six feet under, I will drag your soul down, down to the depths of hell."

Then the Undertaker then popped open the casket and sat up.

"Ooooh, that's really spooky, Undertaker," a voice said, "but you should be concerned, you should be concerned about me, Jeff Hardy."

Then Jeff appeared on the Titantron in black light with make-up on his face.

"What?" Jeff said. "Am I supposed to be sorry for interrupting you? Sorry for being me? Sorry for being human? I am tired of being sorry, you may see the world in light and darkness, black or white, it's not that simple. I live in a world of gray and that's what allows me to do things others just can't do. That's what allows me to fall and get back up. You see, I've lived my whole life off pure emotion and tonight, this emotion, this frustration, this anger, this rage, this recklessness and insanity is exactly what will beat you. I have nothing to lose, Undertaker. Tonight, it's extreme."

"So it will be," the Undertaker said. "Jeff Hardy, tonight, you will rest in peace."

"Eddie's Angels" watched the whole thing in their locker room

"Okay, I'm gonna say this as nicely as I can," Nicole said. "Your boyfriend is starting to scare us!"

"Yeah, I've never seen Jeff like this," Amanda said. "I mean, is he that desperate to become the WWE Champion."

Then Brittany sighed and said,

"Look, Jeff is a lot of things but desperate? Not his cup of tea; I'm not……used to this either but I do hope that Jeff doesn't do anything crazy tonight; otherwise, I don't know what to think."

Later, Vickie Guerrero sat in a wheelchair with Chavo standing next to her.

"Excuse me," Vickie said as the crowd booed. "I said, excuse me! Ladies and gentlemen, at Survivor Series, the WWE Championship will be defended as Vladimir Kozlov challenges Triple H. Tonight, I have invited both of these men to my ring on one condition that there will be no physicality during the official contract signing. Ladies and gentlemen……" Then the crowd booed. "Excuse me! Welcome to the official contract signing of the WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Let it be noted that if Jeff Hardy does what he promised me and takes out the Undertaker tonight, then he may have a chance at the WWE Championship match. But for right now, this match is between two of our top WWE Superstars. I mean, this match is gonna be colossal, it is only worthy to be on my show, Smackdown. Now if you will, I would like to introduce to you the challenger……" Then the crowd booed again. "Excuse me. He is one of the most dangerous men in the WWE, he is the undefeated Moscow Mauler, Vladimir Kozlov."

Then Vladimir Kozlov 's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Vladimir walked down the ramp looking at the crowd and got into the ring and stood behind a chair still staring at the crowd.

"His opponent and champion," Vickie said, "he is a 12-time World Champion, he is the Cerebral Assassin, he is the King of Kings, he is the Game, Triple H."

Triple H's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and raised his WWE Title belt in the air. He stared at Vladimir and took off his sunglasses and said onto the microphone,

"Let me start off by saying being in this ring right now is kind of special to me. It's kind of almost like the United Nations in here. You got a representative from Russia, a representative from Mexico, and a representative from Fatlabia. I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, she's from Bulgegaria."

"Can we get back to business?" Vickie said.

"Hold on, I'm just kidding."

"Excuse me!"

"I'm just kidding, really. She's from Chunkyslovakia."

"Excuse me!"

"I'm sorry, go ahead, get to business."

"Can we get back to business?"

"Okay, alright, sorry."

"Gentlemen, have a seat."

"After you, Disco Commie, sit down."

Then Triple H and Vladimir sat down in a chair.

"Now gentlemen," Vickie said, "as you see, there's the contract for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Now Mr. Kozlov, since you're the challenger, you may sign first."

Then Vladimir signed the contract first and then spoke onto the microphone in Russian that seemed menacing and threatening.

"Anybody picked that up?" Triple H said. "Anyone, anyone? Vladimir, 15,000 people in this arena, not one person nobody understood a damn word you said. So let me just say that I think….."

"Shut up and listen to me very careful," Vladimir said.

"No, here's the thing, you listen to me. You can sit there with that mad look on your face, giving me the big Soviet Union eyes, but I know the real story. You see, for me, this isn't my first real barbeque. I have been on a worldwide stage before, I've main-evented pay-per-views with the WWE Championship on the line before you, but you, you never have, have you? So right about now, those nerves are boiling up inside of you, aren't they? You're getting to a point…..."

Then Jeff Hardy showed up climbing on the top turnbuckle and leaped sending Vladimir through the table. As Chavo and Vickie were leaving the ring, Jeff picked up the contract, tore it to pieces, and threw it in Triple H's face. He then got out of the ring and walked up the ramp as Triple H stared at him.

Meanwhile, Brittany was watching the whole thing in "Eddie's Angels" rubbing her forehead looking like she was about to explode at any minute after seeing what Jeff just did.

Then it was time for the Divas' tag team match which was Jasmine Morgan and Christina Alexis of the Angelic Coalition versus Victoria and Natalya. Natalya's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Victoria following her.

"The following Divas' tag team match is scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first, the team of Victoria and Natalya."

Natalya and Victoria gave each other a double high five and they walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Natalya climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and flipped her hair backwards looking around at the crowd and got back down. Then Jasmine's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"And their opponents first representing the Angelic Coalition from Tallahassee, Florida, Jasmine Morgan," Justin announced.

Jasmine was wearing a pink short-sleeved midriff top with "Airbourne" on it, black leather pants, black hand warmers, and her hair straight. Jasmine walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and then she jumped on the apron, bounced off the bottom rope, and entered through the bottom and middle rope. Then Jasmine twirled around and posed in the middle of the ring and stared at Natalya and Victoria with a smile on her face as Christina's entrance theme which was Beth Phoenix's old entrance theme, played and she came out from the curtain.

"And her tag team partner representing the Angelic Coalition from Houston, Texas, Christina Alexis," Justin announced.

Christina was wearing a pink and black lace bustier, black pants, black lace warmers, and her hair curled. Christina walked down the ramp, went around the ring, got on the apron, posed raising her arms in the air. Then she got into the ring and stared at Natalya and Victoria as she gave Jasmine a high five and Christina & Victoria left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Jasmine and Natalya locked up and Natalya lands a knee to the midsection and a forearm and Natalya whips Jasmine to the ropes and misses a clothesline and Jasmine lands a hurricurrana for a two count and Jasmine kicks Natalya in the midsection and whips Natalya to the corner and Jasmine leaps for the punches in the corner and Victoria pulls Jasmine to the mat. The referee was busy with Christina as Natalya kicks Jasmine in the back and grabs Jasmine by the hair and makes the tag to Victoria and Natalya holds onto Jasmine as Victoria hits a swinging neckbreaker for the cover but Christina breaks it up.

Victoria whips Jasmine to the corner and charges but Jasmine moves out of the way before making a tag to Christina and Christina lands some right hands and a clothesline and a double axe handle and Christina knocks Natalya off the apron with a boot to the face and Victoria shoves Christina in the corner. Christina lands a shoulder tackle and then she charges but Christina gets a boot to the face and lands a forearm but Victoria lands a knee to the midsection and goes for it again but Christina gets another boot to the face. Then Christina lands a neckbreaker and covers but Natalya breaks it up by stomping Victoria in the gut and Jasmine gets into the ring and lands a sole kick sending Natalya out of the ring and Jasmine gets on the ring apron and dives at Natalya as Christina kicks Victoria in the midsection and landed the swinging fisherman suplex for the win.

"Here are your winners, Christina Alexis and Jasmine Morgan," Justin announced.

Jasmine gets in the ring and she & Christina hug as the referee raised their arms in the air and Christina looks at Victoria as Jasmine got on the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air. Then she got back down as Nicole and Amanda appeared on the Titantron in their locker room.

Nicole was wearing a green plaid print button down top with ruffles at the shoulders and the bust, denim jeans, and her hair curled. Amanda was wearing a black and green plaid print tank top with a black faux shrug and a leatherette belt at the waist, black pleated miniskirt, black boots, and her hair straight.

"Well, once again, the Angelic Coalition has proved to be unstoppable," Nicole said, "and speaking of unstoppable, as you remember last night, Rochelle Kennedy has forfeited her Women's Championship because she got injured thanks to Chris Jericho and he will be very sorry. As a result in the 10-Diva Battle Royal Gauntlet match to determine the new victor, Amanda finally achieved her dream to become the new Women's Champion. In addition to that, we have another new member of 'Eddie's Angels.' Please welcome, Buffy."

Then Buffy sat next down to Amanda wearing a black tie neck halter dress with a green lacy paneled top and her hair curled.

"You know, some people may think that I'm joining 'Eddie's Angels' because I want to sabotage the group or because I'm dating Ulysses," Buffy said. "Well, that's not the case because I totally understand what the Angels stand up for and this is my chance to do something bigger and be someone bigger; and if anybody in the back has a problem with that, that's just too damn bad."

Then the Angels waved goodbye as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Later, it was time for the extreme rules match which was Jeff versus the Undertaker.

Jeff's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Brittany following him. Brittany was wearing a black open top, green bustier, black plaid miniskirt, black boots, and her hair in a side curly ponytail. Jeff did his usual bump and grind with Brittany as the pyro went off and the two walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring. Brittany posed with Jeff and he got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and then he got back down and the Undertaker's entrance theme played and he came out from behind with smoke filling around the ramp and stage. He slowly walked down the ramp and went up the steps and the lights came back on and the Undertaker got into the ring. He took off his coat & hat and the referee called for the bell.

Undertaker and Jeff circled around the ring and Jeff ducked a clothesline and he bounced off the ropes for a clothesline to no avail and another until he bounced off the ropes and Undertaker landed a big boot to the face. Undertaker bounced off the ropes for an elbow drop but Jeff moved and then clotheslined Undertaker over the top rope to the floor and then landed a baseball slide and got on the ring apron and dove onto Undertaker and when he went to do it again, Undertaker caught him and rammed him into the steel steps.

Then Undertaker rammed Jeff into the ringpost twice and threw him back into the ring and Undertaker hit Jeff's head on the turnbuckle and got a couple of right hands and Undertaker tossed Jeff out of the ring and followed as he ran him to the security wall and Undertaker kicked him in the head and then grabbed him before hitting his head on the announcers' table and Undertaker threw Jeff on the ring apron. Undertaker got a couple of right hands and then he set a chair on Hardy's chest on the ring apron and he climbed up the ring apron and then he hit a running legdrop and Undertaker grabbed the chair and threw it in the ring and grabbed Jeff to hit his head on the steel steps and then the Undertaker grabbed the bell as Jeff recovered enough to hit Undertaker three times with a kendo stick, then jab his stomach and hit him in the back with the Kendo stick before he throw him back into the ring.

Undertaker countered with a big boot to the face and used the Kendo stick on Jeff whacking him across the back sending him out of the ring and Undertaker followed and got a headbutt twice and went for a big boot but Jeff moved and Undertaker crotched on the security wall and Jeff got a flurry of punches at until Undertaker got a big right hand and Undertaker got him on his shoulder and Jeff escaped a hit on the ringpost and ducked a clothesline and Jeff hit Undertaker's head on the steel ring steps and Jeff leaped on them and got a side dropkick on Undertaker over the security wall.

Jeff then recovered and kicked Undertaker in the stomach and got a right hand before Undertaker got a headbutt and threw Jeff back in the ring and covered for a two count and then Undertaker twisted Jeff's arm and Undertaker walked the top rope but Jeff knocked him off balance. Jeff leaped to ringside and crawled under the ring and Brittany was looking for Jeff as he came out the other side with a ladder and Jeff brought the ladder into the ring and Undertaker kicked the ladder into Jeff's chest as soon as he entered the ring.

Undertaker threw the ladder at Jeff in the corner and Undertaker set up the ladder and he whipped Jeff to the corner and Jeff landed a surprise Whisper in the Wind and the Big Show ran to the ring and he tossed Jeff out of the ring and gave Undertaker a big chokeslam. Big Show was about to go for the knockout punch but Jeff climbed on the top turnbuckle leaped at the Big Show but Big Show caught him and went to toss out him out of the ring but Jeff held onto the ropes and Undertaker grabbed a chair and bashed Big Show across the back knocking him over the top to the floor. Then Jeff grabbed the chair and bashed at Undertaker's head and Jeff set up the ladder in front of Undertaker and Jeff climbed the top turnbuckle and then leaped off the top rope over the ladder and landed a legdrop for the pin.

Then Jeff quickly left the ring as Brittany ran to check on him and then the two ran up the ramp to the back and they came out of the double doors where Vickie was waiting for Jeff.

"Very good, Jeff," Vickie said as she applauded, "I am quite impressed, but I never gave you the same deal I promised Vladimir. I'll tell you what, you want a deal? I'll give you a deal. Next week, you face Triple H one-on-one and if you win, then I'll make it a Triple Threat match at Survivor Series for the WWE Title."

"Alright, that's fine," Jeff said. "You know what? I'll beat Triple H next week and if I don't put me in that championship match at the Survivor Series, I might just go extreme on you."

Then Jeff walked away as Brittany smiled at Vickie and Chavo as she walked away as well.