Hanakuro: We do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

Hanakuro: We do not own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro. Would be cool if we did though.

Akashia-chan: Yeah, it sure would… so anyways! This is our second mini-story! Yay! I guess this should be a mini-series now… anyways! Here's a recap of the last chapter! (do you even need it? Well here it is anyways.) we fought off a bunch of Barney clones with our random beams, walked for many hours while singing annoying songs, and found the entrance/exit. Portal back to earth. And Neuro found out that Shiori was coming with us.

Hanakuro: yeah. That's pretty much it. So on with the mini-story!

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"Hey, Hanakuro." Akashia-chan asked. She and the others were currently in some sort of… multicolored portal. "Where's Neuro? Wouldn't e try to get away from his sister as fast as he could? More importantly…We're going back to earth, but… where exactly on earth do you think we're going to end up? We could end up in France or China or… In the middle of the ocean!"

Two very good questions. "Um…" Hanakuro was now regretting not asking about this portal before she had stepped in. "I suppose… we'll just hope that we don't end up in a volcano or something." That did not help anyone stay calm.

"Um, Guys?" Yako pointed to the approaching light, pulling them out of their thoughts of all the places they could end up. "We're about to find out where we end up!"

And finally the light overtook them, sending them… somewhere on earth.

"Ow!" they all exclaimed almost all in unison. They had landed on the top of a large metal structure of some sort. A very high metal structure. This did nothing at all for Akashia-chan's fear of heights.

"Waaaaaah!!" Akashia-chan screamed. They were at the very top of a roller coaster's tracks. In the middle of a giant fairground. Not to mention that they now had a large audience below them pointing at them. "I hate heights! And roller coasters!"

"Y'know, I don't think this is really your day, is it Akashia-chan?" Sai asked her sarcastically.

"Someone save m-"

Akashia-chan was cut off, as one of the coaster cars came flying at them from behind.

They did the only thing they could. They jumped… over the incoming car. A few seconds later, and they probably would have been completely run over by the car full of screaming teenagers.

"Well, that was close." Sai said relieved. "Now I think we should get off these tracks. The next car is getting closer."

"Wait a minute! Where the hell are we?!" Godai yelled at them. "what if we're thousands of miles away from Hanakuro's house?" But it was no use. The other four were already sliding down the roller coasters hill.

"This must be that fair going on! I went here a few times this summer! Didn't we come here together, Akashia-chan? We did, didn't we…. They sell mini-donuts here…" Hanakuro went on pointlessly, giving every little detail about the place.

"Hey, guys? I wonder where Neuro is… he should be here by now!" Yako interrupted worriedly.

"Well, I suppose that since the portal seemingly just sends us someplace at random, Neuro could be in China right now for all we know!" Hanakuro guessed. "Let's hope he landed in a volcano! But a more important matter is… that car coming up from behind us. We could try jumping it, but… this one's really long… and Godai was behind us, right?"

"Oh no! that means…either he's scattered all over the tracks, or… scattered all over the pavement below us… such morbid thoughts…" Akashia-chan said gloomily. "And I suggest we choose between those two options soon, because that car is right behind- EVERYONE JUMP!"

And with those words, they all jumped off of the tracks. And they fell, and fell, until… Crash! They crashed through the roof of one of the game stalls. And Sai was just lucky enough to avoid having a bullet in the head.

"Hey you little punks! Get out of my stall!" There was an old tired looking man in a blue fair uniform and a surprised looking couple with guns staring at them.

"Please don't shoot me! I'm too young and smart to die!" Hanakuro pleaded.

"I do believe we've landed in the middle of a shooting game." Yako stated, pointing to the couple with the guns. "That would explain the guns and the bullet that almost killed Sai."

"D-did you say SAI?" the couple exclaimed. "ahhhhh!" and with that, they had dropped the guns and run off at a super human speed.

"So normally after this, they would call the police, and the police would get here amazingly fast, surround me, and I would kill someone then escape." Sai explained. "So I suggest we leave quickly."

"B-but I want to get some cotton candy! And popcorn!" Yako complained. "And mini-donuts!"

"Well… shouldn't we find Godai? Or whatever's left of him?" Akashia-chan pointed out.

""Hey, what the hell were you guys doing?! It took me forever to find you!" Godai said from behind them.

"Godai-san's back!" Yako said. "Now I can get my food!"

So as Yako ran off to buy her food from one of the vendors, Hanakuro noticed something. "Hey guys, you notice that this place is looking a little… emptier than it was before? Did Sai scare everyone off?"

And she was right. There was nobody left in any of the buildings, stalls, rides, and more importantly for Yako, food vendors.

"There's nobody here! If I just take something from here, it's stealing, right? But if I leave some money there it'd be fine…" Yako seemed more worried about her food than the sudden lack of people. "I guess I'll just leave the money on the counter then!" she said while trying to carry three bags of cotton candy, six boxes of popcorn, four boxes of mini-donuts, and two large cups of pop.

"Yeah… So don't you think we should start walking to Hanakuro's house? It might take a while, saying it takes about an hour by car… and we might also need to avoid the police too, seeing as Sai has kinda… scared everyone away…I think the police will be here any minute now." Akashia-chan said.

And just to prove them right, the police suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Kaitou Sai, you and your partners are under arre- Yako-chan?" And of course, it was Sasazuka who had been called to arrest Sai.

"Eheheh… hello Sasazuka-san… what a coincidence to see you here… and if you're wondering why I'm with Sai… it's a very long story." Yako tried to explain.

"Yako… those other three, are they working with Sai? That mafia guy and those two weird looking girls?"

"Um, no they're not. You see, those two girls are interviewing us… kinda. And then posting the interviews on a website. And Sai is also being interviewed, so…" Yako was going to have a very hard time explaining this.

"Hey, It's Sasazuka! Now we can finally capture him and bring him in for an interview!! And where's Ishigaki? He still needs to return that Gundam model to me! And we should interview him!" Akashia-chan needed that Gundam model back soon. She also needed to get the model back to Hanakuro before she noticed that it was gone.

"Oh… you're those two girls who tried to interview me. I guess I'm leaving now." And with those two sentences, Sasazuka drove off top speed in the police car.

"B-But! Aw… Hanakuro, Akashia-chan, we could have got a ride back to your place in the police car!" Yako told them. "Now we have to walk all the way back! Or by bus… anybody have any money?"

Hanakuro and Akashia-chan had both left their wallets at their houses. Yako had spent all her money on the food she was currently eating. Sai normally left all the care of the money to Ai. And Godai… when did he ever have money? So they were stuck walking back to her house. With the two hosts singing those two very annoying songs that I am not going to type out here.

About three hours later…

"We're finally back!" Hanakuro sighed.

"Welcome back! It sure took you guys forever!" Shiori was sitting on chair watching Hanakuro's TV with a bowl of popcorn. Neuro was currently tied up and jammed under said chair.

"Um… exactly WHEN did you guys get back here?" Hanakuro was at least a little bit shocked by how much of a mess two demons could make in one house.

"Well, we were lucky enough to just end up right here!" Shiori said cheerfully. "Where did you guys end up?"

And so they explained the long and annoying story about the roller coaster, the fair, the police, and everything else in between that.

"And by the way, this little robot thing… you didn't need it for anything in particular did you? Some police officer came here and said he needed to return this to you guys." Shiori asked holding up the remains of what used to be Hanakuro's very expensive Sword Impulse Gundam.

"M-my gundam model!! Nooooo!! That ZGMF-X56S/β model took forever to find!! And I had to pay 124 dollars for that special edition one!" Hanakuro then went to sit in a corner and cry about her precious 'ZGMF-X56S/β Sword Impulse gundam.' From the corner, they could hear. "It took a week to assemble…it was a custom version…perfect grade model…I had to order it from Japan…"

"She…sure knows a lot about her gundams… and kinda reminds me of a certain police officer." Akashia-chan was now quite sorry she ever let that Ishigaki borrow it.

"Um… guys? Guys…" Yako tried to get their attention. "It's 4am guys… hello..? okay… I'm a purple dinosaur!!" The last part got everyone's attention. They turned to face her. "Guys… it's 4am. It took us a lot longer than we expected to get back here, so… I think we should get some sleep. Because we're going to be very busy tomorrow…" She looked at Neuro and Shiori for the last sentence.

"Yeah… I guess she's right." Sai said.

So eventually, Hanakuro came out of her little angst session and shoved everyone in her basement. She then locked the door to the basement and went up to her room.