Hanakuro: if we owned Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, we wouldn't have a fanfic.

Akashia-chan: but we do have a fanfic, therefore we don't own it

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Hanakuro: good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

Akashia-chan: yeah… yayz, I'm not on a sugar rush no more! I'm just normal Akashia-chan!

Hanakuro: well, as normal as you ever are…

Akashia-chan: yep! Which, isn't actually all that normal, but it's normal enough…

Yako: panting sorry…I'm…late

Shiori: Hi Yako! You aren't too late, don't worry about it!

Neuro: throws stapler at Yako's head

Yako: dodges stapler by inches yikes!

Shiori: No, bad Neuro, no harm humans! twists Neuro's head 360 degrees

Go-die: Can I leave?

Hanakuro: no. why on earth would you want to leave?

Go-die: sighs you're even more sadistic than me

Hanakuro: no I'm not! I'm waaaaay nicer than you could ever be though!

Go-die: rolls eyes

Sai: Hello everybody! How are you today?

Akashia-chan: somebody's in a good mood

Sai: yep! Yay!

Akashia-chan: yay! Happy is good!

Go-die: groans can we do reviews?

Yako: yeah!

Hanakuro: okay! First, from Talk Bubble:

Yay Shiori!!

High five for torturing Neuro!! YAY!!

WOOHOO! Random Beam! Yeah!!
shoots random beam at a random guy who was walking by

Random Guy: WHAT THE F?!

Me: HAHA!! It shot hair balls at him!

Anyways- wait... I have no more to say... oh well

PEACE SIGN

teehee

Shiori: yay! I'm loved! That's one yay for me!

Neuro: eyes widen in horror noooooooo!!

Shiori: gives Neuro threatening look

Sai: next review! This one is also from Talk Bubble:

AW! Sai is offering Shiori tea!

And he has a crush on Akashia-chan
KAWAII!!

almost kills Sai in a hug of DOOM!!

AW!! Neuro is adorable as a cat! teeheehee!!

Yay!! Random Sugar-high crazy-ness!! I'm gonna join you!! RANDOMFEST!! hehe

Anyways...

peace sign

teehee

Sai: heh heh, yeah…

Akashia-chan: yay! I'm wuved!!

Neuro: glares don't call me adorable, earth worm.

Shiori: throws Neuro across room will you never learn?

Hanakuro: how much will having Neuro and Shiori in the house cost?

Yako: time for the next review! This one is from, irule505:

Yay Shiori! this is for both the mini-story and the new normal chap. btw! both were good! lol, sugar rush! RANDOM BEAM! Weeeeeee!
Akashia-chan: Hi! I'm guessing that they keep u away from the cake at weddings and b-day's huh? well, i have a question. now that u is off ur sugar rush, do u wuv Sai back? if so, u two should huggle
Sai: Same as Akashia-chan, but w/o the question
Neuro: haha! Shiori's gonna stay in the regular chapters if i have anything to say about it! question, do u wuv ur mommy and daddy? or r they evil to u too?
Go-die: yay! this time...u get a present! happy birthday! it's an all expenses paid visit to Disneyland! cuz Disneyland is the bestest!
Hanakuro: um...every time u say the word 'supercalafagalisticexpialidocious' Pocky will fall from the sky!
Shiori: u just keep doin' ur thing, k
Buh-byez! keep up the random!

Shiori: that's another yay for me!

Akashia-chan: sighs yeah, unfortunately, that cake at Hanakuro's birthday looked good too…oh well. Heh, heh, answering questions is hard. Um… heh, yeah…. Sai is cool, yayz!

Sai: yay!

Sai/Akashia-chan: huggle

Neuro: I hate you… as for the question about my parents… they were as good as any parents from Hell… guess how good that is…

Go-die: wow, that hug was sickeningly sweet… hey, Disneyland! Hanakuro, can I have a paid vacation?

Hanakuro: No, no paid time off, cause I don't pay you in the first place… but, I suppose I could give you a couple days off…

Go-die: yes!

Hanakuro: Pocky! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! pocky falls from sky yay!!

Shiori: can do! throws books at Neuro's head

Akashia-chan: that looks really painful, I'm glad I'm not Neuro! Next review is from Kyra Nazumi:

Thanks again!!
Neuro: I know your lying. smirk
Yako: As punishment for Neuro lying, your can hit him over the head whenever you want during the chapter and he can't do anything about it. And, he can't hurt you once this fic is over for it. Happy?
Godai: Hey, in the open, just call me Kyra, okay? grins
Sai: Ooh...it sounds pretty cool. I don't disect people, I just shoot them, or slice them down, or bite them, practically anything like that.
Shiori: Whoa, your cool!! I want to ask you a certain question. What's been going on in hell since I left? I haven't checked up lately, could you give me a review..?
Akashia: Okay, that was FUNNY. gives two cookies I'm evil. w
Hanakuro: Here's a little treat. gives dumplings

Neuro: I don't care what the other fanfictions on this website say! I do not love this worthless dishrag standing to me left!

Shiori: Neuro, you need a sense of direction you idiot, I'm on your left, Yako is to your right!

Yako: wow…

Neuro: crap…

Yako: I really hope he isn't lying about not liking me, but I'll take a free chance to hit Neuro over the head any day hits Neuro on head repeatedly mwahahahaha!!

Go-die: yes ma'am!

Sai: dissecting people works best, but I find biting people to be fun sometimes

Akashia-chan: Kyra, you put the 'rabid' in 'rabid fangirl', yayz!

Shiori: I thought I recognized your name… you're being looked for all over Hell right now! And Global Warming has affected Hell too, it's a Hell of a lot hotter now, no pun intended. Plus there are more flying imps…

Akashia-chan: more sugar!!

Hanakuro: takes cookies no cookies for you!

Akashia-chan: Kyra! She took my cookies!! Tell her to give them back!

Hanakuro: ignores Akashia-chan ooh, dumplings! Yum!

Shiori: let's do another review! From, ooh, a new reviewer, Unknown D Flamerose:

My ReQuEsTs FoR ThiS HoRRiFiC FanFicT,

Yako, Godai shall be your slave for today as he wears a spiked eletric dog coller. If he dosen't behave, you may shock him to your haerts content.
Oh don't worry, its only 3,0volts.

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Akashia, shall Kiss Sai on the lips.
Hanakuro, Do Make sure Akashia kisses Sai for 5 seconds (least).Take a picture of Sai getting kissed by Akashia AND Give the photo to Sai.

Why, you ask? Becuase I felt like it. And I realy don't know why, just something random that I've typed To fill in for what I have missed on this fanfict too what I want.

Ello Shiori,

Count me as another fan of your charactor.
You are probably going too laugh your off, of what I have instore for your HoT brother. You may find it entertaining.
May I ask of you to tel us of your brother's past personl life, such as Neuros' DaTes & TasTes ?? Perhapps you may tell us in the next chapter if you so wish. It's your decession.

(SaDDesTic DeaMoN HoTTie) Neuro,

I wish of you to wear an BlacK Mussle Shirt, Dark Jeans, with wicked Black-Leather Gothic-Boots, And a Silver-spiked Black-Leathered belt. You shall wear this outfit, for the next two chapters; Including the one you are reading this review from. I shall enjoy this so called chapter.

After Neuro changed and walks out of dressing room ...

Hosts: Music Plays. Song SexyBack (Or play this AMV in the background when kued : /watch?vwnewV9L7abg )

EDIT

It suppost to be 30 volts (three-thousand).

the AMV from youtube just add the ending...

Yako: okay, that works! puts dog collar on Go-die um… go make me some waffles, please!

Go-die: fine… why does everybody hate me?

Akashia-chan: aw… that's not true… just a majority of people hate you, Yako doesn't hate you! Or Kyra Nazumi, or irule505, or, um, well I don't HATE you, I just dislike you, there's a difference.

Hanakuro: Akashia-chan, did you look at the next part of the review?

Akashia-chan: looks over review eep! B-but I've never kissed anybody in my life!

Sai: same here.

Yako: that's a good thing! That means you've never loved anyone else so that will not take away from your relationship.

Akashia-chan: well that was insightful, why must it be for 5 seconds though?

Hanakuro: holds up camera just get it over with.

Akashia-chan/Sai: kiss

Hanakuro: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi, done!

Akashia-chan: there's been a lot of romance in this…

Go-die: yes… ew… here's your waffles by the way Yako.

Yako: yay! Waffles!

Shiori: okay…calling my brother hot is wrong on so many levels… but I will dish info on him

Neuro: wait…does that mean…no!

Shiori: yes! Photo albums and your past starting from when you were 114!

Neuro: noooooooooooooooooooo!!

Shiori: holds up photo of Neuro with purple haired girl this is him at prom, see his date? That's his cousin! He couldn't find a date, ha! holds up another photo of Neuro, alone this time this is him at prom again, see that stain on his coat? His cousin dumped her grape juice over his head due to reasons I can't explain.

Hanakuro: this could take awhile… Shiori, why don't you tell us more next chapter, 'kay?

Shiori: can do Hanakuro!

Neuro: phew…

Akashia-chan: Neuro has to wear WHAT? That's as bad as the mini-skirt…

Hanakuro: hands Neuro outfit here ya go! Akashia-chan, get the stereo ready.

Akashia-chan: okay… oh, and for those who are confused, just add Youtube dot com to the beginning of the /watch?vwnewV9L7abg and obviously the dot is a dot, not the word dot. That was a long sentence.

Hanakuro: yes it was…quite long… Neuro's coming out, cue music!

AMV plays on a big screen, while music is also being played on stereo

Shiori: gah! The music is slightly on at different times, annoying much! That, and my brother looks…somewhat…hot…DID I JUST SAY THAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Akashia-chan: well, we're out of time for today! See ya next week! whispers by then, I'll have your cookies back, okay Kyra? Do not fear!

Hanakuro: buh-bye!!

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Akashia-chan: now can I have the cookies back?

Hanakuro: no.

Akashia-chan: how about now?

Hanakuro: sighs no.

Akashia-chan: pleeeeeeaaaaaassse!!

Hanakuro: NO!

Akashia-chan: fine…be that way…

Hanakuro: we've wasted our precious talking time!

Akashia-chan: oopsy daisy! Are we even sure anybody reads this?

Hanakuro: …maybe.

Akashia-chan: nice… well, for those reading this, I hope you enjoy it!

Hanakuro: we've made this kinda long, I think we must go now, have a good week! Noooooooo!! School's back in like, 2 days!

Akashia-chan: we're lucky, some people are already in school.

Hanakuro: really? Haha, suckas! Just kidding, well, TTFN, ta ta for now!