Hanakuro: Hi! This is a disclaimer! We don't own MTNN. Or else we wouldn't be writing this.
Akashia-chan: We have a new thing we're doing, yay! Now, we'll have a random word of the day! We're going to use it as much as we can through the chapter! Today's is…nipah! (if anyone understands that reference, go you!)
!!WARNING!!
this chapter contains many useless anime or other references. If you do not like random references, why are you even reading this fanfic?
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Hanakuro: Nipah! Hey everybody! And just to let you guys know that this chapter is going to be pretty long. Due to really long reviews. coughs Unknown D. Flamerose cough and due to… lots of reviews.
Akashia-chan: yay for reviews, nipah! Reviews are the best, nipah!
Shiori: It's Neuro torture time! Throws Neuro through door
Hanakuro: My house… again… for about the sixteenth time… and on a totally random note, I finally got Sasazuka and Ishigaki to the interview… room. Say hello to our readers guys!
Sasazuka:…
Ishigaki: Hi guys! I'm happy to be here! I just got this new totally awesome Konata figurine! And I'm getting a Tsukasa one tomorrow! And the new Lancelot Knightmare figure is coming out in 6.9 days! Shoves Konata figure in Sasazuka's face isn't it cute senpai!? Nipah!
Sasazuka: Throws Konata out window
Ishigaki: shocked face NOOOO!! KONAAATAA!!
Yako: Um, yeah… hello Sasazuka-san… Now to the reviews!!
Sai: this is from Talk Bubble! Who has reviewed every one of the chapters so far! Thanks Talk Bubble, have a random mudkip cake!
Oh man... poor guys all have to sleep together in your basement lol.
Man... Scary rollercoaster!! DIE SCARY ROLLER COASTER!
- A few moments of silence, please, to mourn over Hanakuro's ZGMF-X56S/β Sword Impulse gundam ... -
-silence-
Anywayz, I would luv to go on those adventuristic adventures of doom with you guys, even tho I would die of fright, and then sing the annoying songs that annoy me when I sing them!! lol
Akashia-chan: yes! Die evil roller coaster of evilness!!
Hanakuro: adventuristic adventures of doom! What a good name! yay! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song…
Go-die: We get it, shut up already!!
Shiori: somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! Ooh ooh ooh aah ooh aah! Ooh ooh ooh aah ooh aah!
Neuro: …I'm just not going to say anything, so I can't say anything wrong. And what are you doing Shiori?
Shiori: singing Caramelldansen for no reason! Dance send me O's, Japan eat a hand and, yours only yours I'm not afraid of dancin'…
Hanakuro: Misheard lyrics! Alright!
Ishigaki: um…sorry about your Gundam, Hanakuro…
Hanakuro: goes and sulks in corner
Akashia-chan: heh heh…I'll just be over here… dives into cupboard and locks it somehow
Sai: time for the next review! from Katherineyukicute! Yay! I thought you had left us! But you didn't! hooray!
i haven't reviewed in a long time .
Neuro: do you have any info thats embarrassing for your sister ? please tell me!
Shiori: If he dose tell any thing embarrassing you can't hurt him!
Yako: you get pie
Go-die: i don't hate you too much just a little
Akashia-chan: see? Katherineyukicute doesn't completely hate you! Not everybody hates you Go-die, just most people! Wait…that didn't come out right…
Go-die: No…no it didn't…I'm leaving…
Yako: Godai-san! Don't leave! Um…I'll make you a banana split!
Go-die:…fine…
Neuro: gets evil look finally, we're even!
Shiori: I've still got Flamerose's last review to follow up on! When Neuro was a baby, our parents dropped him on his head a bunch, and he had self-esteem issues 'til the fifth grade! He only had his imaginary friend!
Neuro: When Shiori was in the seventh grade, a demon frog from the science lab jumped onto her head and she got warts all over her face, and smelled like fish guts for two weeks!
Shiori: he's never had a girlfriend! The closest thing was his pet fish when he was 20!
Hanakuro: goes back to hosting the show, sighs well, this could go on for a while, so…next review! From Talk Bubble, again!
So... That was totally amazing!! Hooray for Sai and Akashia-chan!!
Huggles them both in my HUG OF DOOM!
SAi is used to it, but I thinked I killed Akashia-chan...
Waves cookies in front of her face...
Akashia-chan: wakes up instantly COOKIES! grabs them and starts eating
Anyways... hm... what do I want to see happen... huh, GASP!
NEURO YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE CHAPTER IN A BUNNY OUTFIT! YEAH!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
cough cough
buhbye
Peace Sign
teehee
Akashia-chan: uh oh! That review can't be fulfilled yet sniffle it's explained why in the next review, from Unknown D Flamerose!
Hold on
Bubble-Talk,
Your bunny-ourfit has to wait for next chapter, My
last request for MY SaDDesTic DeaMoN HoTTie Neuro, has to wear his
hot rocker outfit for TWO chapters.
And I Quote my last request
"(SaDDesTic DeaMoN HoTTie) Neuro,
I wish of you to wear an BlacK Mussle Shirt, Dark Jeans, with wicked Black-Leather Gothic-Boots, And a Silver-spiked Black-Leathered belt. You shall wear this outfit, for the next two chapters; Including the one you are reading this review from. I shall enjoy this so called chapter."
Now that thats out of the way,...
My ReQuEsTs FoR ThiS HoRRiFiC FanFicT,
"Shiori, even you agree that Neuro looked hot in that outfit. Oh DO contenue, to tell us of your hot brother's DaTes & TasTes." listens with saddestic smile
Neuro walks in wearing the HoTTie outfit
UnKnowN
D FlaMeRoSe Flirts with SaDDesTic DeaMoN HoTTie Neuro: " Wo!!
HoTTie HoT HoTTie!!" Winks "Just call me Rikai."
Smiles at SaDDesTic DeaMoN HoTTie
"Neuro, I'm partly sorry
for my request to your sister about your DaTes & TasTes. I just
wanted see if, I'm your type. And I find it quite,
interesting."
Grins at Neuro "Consider the outfit a
gift. It realy flatters you. You should wear it more offten."
Winks ("That or more black mussel shirts.")
"Yako. I was right, on asumsing that you wouldn't torture Neuro by giving (the chance) to Godai to beat him up. Instead you have acted as I have predicted: ordering Godai to make you food. It just proves that you are an lower life form whos predictable as ever."
"Now, revange for hitting Neuro." Dosen't even bother to look at Godai Yako and Akashia shall be Godai's slaves for today, and they shall wear spiked eletric dog collers which are tree-thousand volts each. Godai may shock them to his haerts content."
"Akashia heres a batch of five-hunderd-and-seventy-eight of chocolate cookies!" Grins Meanecintly
Looks at mutant
Sai...
asks ineccently(simalar to Neuro)"What, no thank
you for my kindness for my last review??" dissapointed "Oh
well..." Gives Sai Saddestic Glare
"You shall pay for
your insulness.-New InVenTioNs of The UnDerGrounD: EVIL PUPPET-TIER
PORTAL!!"
(Portal opens for 20 seconds. sending 40 Goblin
Imps : all being controled by Rikai, to only attack Sai, than leaves
before portal closes)...
:Rikai calls her Goblin Imps slaves
puppets:
Rikai: "Mwahahaha!! Grins happaly That was fun."
... (Silents)
Noticed that everyone was
shocked with there mouths open. Espeacilly Neuro.(and his sister)
Their jaws were to the floor.
"...Ehm, what??"
expresion fades (Realizes her mess-up) "Oh Woops, I was
sappost to keep an low profile wasn't I?? Oh well." Shrugs w/
smile
"Might as well tell them."
"My name is Rikai. I am best commrades with FlameRose. (Since I'm Unknown D FlameRose's charactor of herself.) I am a half HuMaN and half SaDDisTiC DeMoN. Now back too the requests." Gives Happy/EVIL Grin
Rikai: Has EVIL/SaDDesT Blank Grin (Simalar to Neuro's)
"By the way, Enjoy your TorTuRe. My Goblins have spiked all the cookies in this chapter with laxitive. And my Evil Chocolate Cookies are extremly potent." (Akashia: NO!!)
Yako: that was LONG!
Sai: very long… Now Neuro, thank the reviewer for your gift.
Neuro: annoyed face thank you so much.
Yako: Why is everyone so intent on insulting me…? Wait, Akashia-chan and I have to obey GO-DIE??
Akashia-chan: this… is not going to turn out well…
Collars appear on Yako and Akashia-chan
Go-die: This should be fun. Now both of you, give me all your money! Or else!
Yako: I spent it all on food…
Akashia-chan: I have money? I never did before…
Go-die: my god… shocks Yako and Akashia-chan these collar things are very useful…
Akashia-chan: did someone say COOKIES?? COOKIES! Goes to sit and eat cookies
Yako: I want cookies too! Steals cookie from akashia-chan ha! I have a cookie!
Sai: AHHH!! The goblin imps!! NOOO!!
Akashia-chan/Yako: reads last part of review crap… run to bathroom
Hanakuro: well… that's the end of our extremely long review.
Neuro: …and then Shiori was dumped by the nerdiest guy in school!
Shiori: don't make crap up! At least I didn't get a nose bleed from being hit with a pillow!
Hanakuro: sighs they fight like cats and dogs… I hope they don't break anything else hears crash aaaah!! My mom's gonna kill me! Her vase!
Yako: next review! Godai-san, you announce who it's from!
Go-die: why…? Oh whatever, it's from Kyra Nazumi:
You guys are
great! w
Neuro: Right...rolls eyes while smirking
Yako:
Hit him once for me too, okay? devilish smile
Godai: Aww, quit
the formalities. We're about the same age, but still, I have more
street cred. Just call me Kyra, no ma'am, and no 'Black Cat'.
Alright?
Sai: I know. w I can tell that we'll be good
friends.
Akashia-chan: Yes. Yes, I do.
Shiori: Huh?! Why are
people looking for me?! Is it the Elders?? Is it my Uncle?? Is it
Damien?! Who?!
Hanakuro: glares You'd better give them back...
Neuro: WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIKE THE WORTHLESS DISHRAG? SHE'S A SLAVE! Besides, apparently she likes slave number 2
Yako: slaps Neuro Ahahahahaha!!
Go-die: this is getting confusing! Okay… I got it! Kyra, do you wanna go to Disneyland? Did I just ask that…? Well, I haven't gotten my time off yet, and I'm taking Yako but I also have another ticket.
Hanakuro: wait…Yako, you won't be here next week either?
Yako: we'll be back before the next chapter, don't worry! And we'll buy souvenirs!
Akashia-chan: yay for souvenirs!
Shiori: …who's the one who refused to eat anything other then brains in the third grade? You ate the class hamster's brain!
Neuro: you would too if you had the choice!
Akashia-chan: that's so disgusting…MENTAL IMAGE! I'm now emotionally scarred…
Sai: huggles Akashia-chan poor you!
Akashia-chan: yes poor me!
Hanakuro: the next review is from irule505!
Neuro looks
hot? scary... at best i think he's cute, and only when he's got on
his innocent face, kawaii!
Akashia-chan: yayz! huggles and kissys!
kawaiiness! this time...u get to...answer something! do u have a
really annoying sibling? if so, how do u stop his/her rampage of
annoyingness?
Hanakuro: same question as Akashia-chan, i need to
know!
Sai: howdy! um...y r u evil? and y do u disect ppl?
Neuro:
wow...i've finally seen one of ur rabid fangirls...Unknown D
Flamerose, u kinda scare me, no offense. Neuro, do the chicken dance
outside of Hanakuro's house with a dunce cap on!
Shiori: you're so
awesome! hmm... here! have a brownie! or if that doesn't satisfy your
tastes, then here's a newspaper FILLED with mysteries!
Yako:
hmm... what's your favourite resturant? i've been wanting to try a
new place... all the resturants near me are getting boring, except
for the chinese place, mmmm... chinese food...
well, byez 4 now
pplz!
Akashia-chan: yes, I do, unfortunately… and there is no way to stop her…she's like Hurricane Katrina…but with a name other than Katrina…let's call her Kotoko, 'cause I feel like it… so she's Hurricane Kotoko…
Hanakuro: I have the same problem as Akashia-chan, except with Hurricane Nana… a biting hurricane…that's weird…
Sai: I'm not evil! I'm… me! And I dissect people because I feel like it, or because they're getting on my nerves
Yako: note to self: don't get on Sai's bad side
Neuro: ..and then she… wait…I have to do what? No, I refuse.
Shiori: no you don't! forces dunce cap on Neuro and pushes him outside locking the door let's watch!
All: look out window hahahahaha!!
Shiori: thanks! For both embarrassing my brother and giving me brownie! I like brownies…ooh pecans!
Yako: well…there's this taco place I know about, I went there once, it was good! I think it was somewhere in Japan though… wow, I ate a Japanese taco! That's a first!
Hanakuro: ooh ooh! Sasazuka should introduce the next review!
Sasazuka: …
Yako: pleeeeeeaaaase!
Sasazuka: …the next review is from Unknown D Flamerose…
Ishigaki: again!
Unknown D Flamerose :"Ello, this is the real author/pin-name. Love your fanfiction randomness\-/!! That was awesome that neuro wore thr outfit w!! Heres my random charactor of my -somewhat- self, Rikai."
Unknown D Flamrose:"Yo." ...
"Do I have to introduce myself again?"
Unknown D Flamerose: Talks to Rikai "Well...not really. BUT YOUR NOT SUPPOSET TO USE MY SCREEN NAME. You have to type your own name when you chat/talk. So you don't confuse poeple(or demons); like when your flirting with your(or The) SaDesTiC DeMoN HoTTie."
Rikai: pouts "Well, thats no fun-"
Flamerose: "Deal with it. Its my fanfict-account and you are my random made-up charator of my somewhat-self. -& your bad at computers anyway-"
Rikai:"Hm. Well your just lucky that I'm poor at hacking."...
Flamerose/Rikai: "Bye!Bye
everyone."
Flamerose to self:'Dose she always have to leave
a smart-remark &/Or comment At the end??'
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Rikai:
"By the way. ... irule505...I'm a (half)'demon' fan. Not a rabid
fangirl: they are much more horrid, more sycotic, and more terrorify.
Big diffrentce."
Akashia-chan: don't worry irule505, I got them confused too!
Yako: what a pointless review!
Hanakuro: stuff without a point is the bestest!!
Sai: we have another new reviewer!
Shiori: wow, that's two in a row! Congrats Hanakuro, Akashia-chan!
Ishigaki: can I introduce the review?
Akashia-chan: I wanted to do it!
Ishigaki: how about rock paper scissors?
Akashia-chan: okay!
Akashia-chan/Ishigaki: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!
Akashia-chan: chooses paper
Ishigaki: chooses rock
Akashia-chan: I win! The next review is from mynameisedward! Gasps like Edward Cullen? I love Edward Cullen! Yay Twilight!
i love it.
i dont't remember the last time i read so much randomness.
i
tried picturing Neuro in the outfit but i just couldn't.
Akashi-chan:
i give you all the sweets you want and Hanakuro cannot take them from
you.
Hanakuro: i give you a life's supply of pocky
Shiori:
umm...hmm...tell me what you want and i'll give it to you later
Sai
the It: your so cute. i give you a hug
Yako: here's so ice cream.
i love ice cream. my fav flaovors are choco mint, cookies and cream,
and chocolate. what are yours?
Go-die: your pretty cool. i give
you a semi-auto M-17 battle rifle with a scope (i had to ask my bro
what a cool gun would be and he told me about that one)
Neuro:
you're so cool. a pathetic human such as i could never be as clever
as you. i noticed you haven't gotten much to eat in the interviews. i
give you the freedom to go off and find as many mysteries as you can
for the rest of the chapter
i think that's everyone. oh yeah and
EVERYONE must wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance.
Akashia-chan: YES! shoves a bunch of sweets in mouth and these aren't cookies, so they aren't spiked! SUGAR RUSH!! OMG, I SEE A PINK PONY IN THE LIVING ROOM! IT'S EATING THE FIFTH RING OF SATURN!!
Hanakuro: woot! Pocky!! Eats pocky yum! Thank you for the pocky!
Shiori: I want more brownies! Yum!
Sai: I'm no longer an it…right?
Hanakuro: um…sure…why not
Sai: but thankies for the hug!
Akashia-chan: LE GASPETH! A TURKEY'S ON THE CEILING AND IT'S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY! RANDOMFEST! GOBLIN, GOOFY GOOBER, DEATH NOTE, HAPPY GO LUCKY, MAGICAL LAND, JACKAL!
Yako: my favourite flavours are bubblegum, mint, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, maple syrup, cookie dough, rainbow sherbet, almond, carmell…
Go-die: I feel evil! Nobody move! I'm leaving early!
Hanakuro: we're gonna be done pretty soon, so put that thing away and wait a minute
Neuro: bye! Runs out door at top speed
Shiori: hey!
Akashia-chan: OHMIGAWD! A DEMON JUST RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE! Runs around screaming
Hanakuro: she's on another sugar rush…I just know she's gonna break something…
Ishigaki: chicken dance time!
All: put on chicken suits, not everybody looks like they're amused. Do the chicken dance.
Akashia-chan: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Hanakuro: dadadadadadada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada da da da da!
Shiori: see you next week!
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Akashia-chan: NIPAH NIPAH NIPAH NIPAH NIPAH NIPAH…
Hanakuro: hi! Well…Akashia-chan is still on a sugar high, and has just had more sugar, so she'll be on it for a while…
Akashia-chan: SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME CHOCOLATEY FUDGE COATED HAMSTER WHEEL! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SEMI-CAKE!
Hanakuro: wow… what's a semi-cake? Anyways…bye for now, nipah!
