Hanakuro: This is a disclaimer! Akashia-chan and I don't own MTNN. In any way. But if we did…
Akashia-chan: Then there would be a lot more pocky. Yeah, I know. MTNN belongs to Matsui Yuusei. Just as Starbucks belongs to whoever owns Starbucks.
Hanakuro: Why are we talking about Starbucks? Read on to find out. Time for a chapter recap!
Early in the morning… Hanakuro was being forced out of her house, on to public transit, and in to a mall, where she used the credit card of Akashia-chan to buy all that she needed to repair her broken house. Yako had borrowed Akashia-chan's other credit card, further running Akashia-chan into mountainous debts by buying mountainous amounts of food. Shiori, Neuro and Sai went to a weapons shop filled with numerous amazingly pointy weapons. A shop that they ended up completely destroying within half an hour or less.
Akashia-chan: Hey, since when did you write fancy?
Hanakuro: That isn't fancy. It's just in italics, making it look fancy. And just because we can, we're adding Sasazuka and Ishigaki. Now on to the mini-story!
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"NO!! Summer can't be over! It's impossible! It can't be true! I won't believe it!!" Akashia-chan was desperately holding on to a lamp post on the street as Hanakuro was pulling her towards their middle school.
"Come on! You skipped the assignment of our homebase teachers yesterday!"
Hanakuro was struggling to yank Akashia-chan away from the lamp post she was gripping on to.
"Today is officially the first day of school! So come on! It's not like we're going to get homework the first day!
Hanakuro would probably regret saying that later.
"No… it's impossible…No… " Akashia-chan was seemingly in denial.
Her head was racing with thoughts of math teachers, impossibly short times in between classes, and of course… homework.
Enough homework to give someone back pain at an early age due to having to carry it home in a badly made Chinese backpack. Unfortunately for her, Hanakuro had already finished dragging her to the front door of the dreaded school by the time she had finished thinking these terrible thoughts.
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"Hello class. For all those people that skipped the class sorting yesterday, my name is Ms. Halls. I am your homebase teacher for this year. I will be teaching you math." The ancient old woman that stood in front of an almost-sleeping Akashia-chan was wearing a pair of scuffed snake patterned boots, those grayish tights that old people seem to wear, a pink ruffled 60's skirt, and a bright yellow jacket with little Tapirs on it. Overall, she looked like she had pulled a bunch of random pieces of clothing out of a second hand store and put them on, not caring what she looked like. And did I mention that her hair was sticking almost straight up?
Akashia-chan pulled out a little sticky note from her pocket and quickly started writing. 'What a freak. I mean seriously, who wears that? That outfit could scare away a certain demon we know.'
She then stuffed the note into the cap of her pen and passed it to Hanakuro. The response to this was:
'We're going to figure out if it will scare him soon. I invited all the characters we had in the interview to our school for the rest of the week. I bet even Neuro will be scared of those massive amounts of Math homework! And btw, you're supposed curl up the note and put it in the part of the pen with the ink barrel '
"…" Akashia-chan gave Hanakuro that 'I'm going to KILL you when class is over' look.
"And of course, no talking, laughing, coughing, or breathing heavily while I'm talking. And no gum, food, drinks, ipods, mp3 players, Nintendo DSes, Gameboys, cellphones, spitballs, pea shooters, or paper airplanes in my class. No being late, or you will have to write 200 lines of 'I will not be late for Ms. Halls' class again.' And if you forget your homework…"
Ms. Halls continued on about her 'Class Rules' for about half an hour, until…
"Oh my goodness gracious! What on earth is THAT?" Ms. Halls was pointing at a strange man in a blue suit, who was at that moment… sitting contently on the ceiling of the classroom.
Then suddenly, a boy with whitish gray hair burst through the window, followed by a mafia-looking man with a gun in his hand.
"HELP! Someone help us! The school is being attacked by terrorists can defy the laws of gravity!" Ms. Halls pretty much fainted right there. But she didn't.
"Um… Godai-san? I don't think you need to burst through windows of a classroom to get in… there's a door right here." Yako told Godai from in front of the door. After Yako came Shiori, Sasazuka, and Ishigaki. All of whom didn't look the least bit impressed by having to go to a middle school.
"H-hello… I'm Ms. Halls… are you the new students?"
"Um, yes, I guess we are! My name is Shiori. And this is Yako, Sasazuka, Ishigaki, Godai, Neuro, and Sai. We're Hanakuro and Akashia-chan's friends." Shiori said cheerfully.
"I…see. And why are your names all so strange? Oh… you must just be figments of my imagination! You don't actually exist!" Ms.Halls was still recovering from shock apparently.
"Well actually, it's because…" Yako was cut off by a bell signaling recess.
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"Hanakuro, why on EARTH did you invite them to come to our school?!" Akashia-chan was fuming. She couldn't believe that they had all come to their school. And to top it all off, she had to be in at LEAST math class with all the MTNN characters…
"Well…at least class will be more interesting now…?" Hanakuro was trying desperately to make Akashia-chan calm down before the next class. "It won't be THAT bad… I hope. Anyway, here's your class schedule."
Hanakuro's schedule:
Math, French, PE, LA, English, art
Akashia-chan:
Math, PE, English, French, LA, Drama
"Aw... we only have math class together..." Akashia-chan was pretty unhappy about her year schedule... Only one class with her best friend. Although drama seemed like it would be fun. Last year Hanakuro and Akashia-chan had chosen their yearly electives, and both had got the ones that they wanted. If only they had some way of mental communication... if only.
"Hey Akashia-chan, I was just testing out my new mind communication device. I was thinking the same thing! So do you know how the mind reading thing works already?" Hanakuro interrupted Akashia-chan's no-longer-private thoughts.
"Um... since when did you have those?" Akashia-chan stared at the little earbud devices, worried about her thought of things she never wanted anyone to know.
"Hm... I think, since operation BlueBird... I was using them to communicate with agent B1. Unfortunately, B1 was caught and sent to detention the next day for sneaking around inside school property after hours..."
"So did you use them on me?"
"Only every once in a while. Your thoughts are actually pretty predictable."
"So what was I thinking about a lot?"
Hanakuro was silent.
"What was I thinking? Do those things even work?"
"I was just telling you what you were thinking. And I now know about your little crush on L from Deathnote..." Hanakuro went a little quiet to stop herself from laughing.
"Yes, well..." Maybe these mind reading devices weren't such a good idea... And they looked too much like ipod earbuds.
Hanakuro went over the plan on her head. If they were caught with them, they could say... what? that they were ipod earphones that they wore just because they were comfortable? Hearing aids that they wore just in case they suddenly became deaf? More figments of Ms.Halls' imagination?
"I guess I'll have to use some of my invisibility paint on them then... They'll only be visible for us. I also gave some to our anime friends there. It'll be like a chat room! except without even needing to use text talk!"
'lol. liek this evn works..." Akashia-chan was thinking. Nonetheless, Akashia-chan took a pair of mind communication earbuds and put them on. Hanakuro was a complete and total mad scientist.
"And by the way Akashia-chan, do you wanna test out my new dragon robot prototypes during lunch break? They can shoot black laser beams out of their mouths!"
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(Akashia-chan's POV.)
Why did Hanakuro always get the best lines? And the best parts in the fanfic. It just wasn't fair. I could do so much better. I mean, seriously. Who wants to listen to that idiot talk when they can listen to a sugar crazy cookie-obsessed person? And WHY am I running around a gym in my gym uniform? i thought that i was skipping gym class today! And every other day for the rest of the year!
"I can hear those thoughts you know, Akashia-chan. It's not good to skip gym. But anyways, are the rest of you guys there?" Hanakuro invaded Akashia-chan's previously private thoughts.
"Yup, we're all here!" Sai responding, testing the little earbuds. "I'm in English class right now! Don't these stupid teachers already know I can speak English? Idiots..."
I'm just hoping that Sai doesn't turn his poor English teacher in to a box... The school already lost one teacher in a spitball ambush in fourth grade... I seriously didn't know that there was a rock in that straw instead of a piece of paper!
"Oh, so... you killed your English teacher, Akashia-chan?" Yako said.. Erm, thought quite bluntly. "That's too bad... I didn't want to be associated with yet another murderer..."
I didn't kill her! She's still doing fine in that hospital, thank you very much. And what about all those people that were the test subjects of Hanakuro's... Inventions? All those people who suddenly disappeared, never to be seen again?
"You know... there's a police officer right here listening to all of you thinking, right?" Crap. I forgot all about Sasazuka being there. How would I explain all of this to him while he was right there listening to my thoughts about that rock actually meaning to be there?
Luckily, Ishigaki saved Hanakuro and I from a life of jail. In ugly jail clothes. "Hey guys! You know what? I just got the new limited edition of the Sword Impulse gundam! It's so awesome! It's even better than the original one, but at the same price! It comes with these swords that you can stick in the gundam's hands, and-"
Great job, Ishigaki. I bet Hanakuro's French teacher is wondering right now why one of her student's faces is turning bright red and steam is coming out of her ears.
And my teacher right now is wondering why I'm laughing my head off while I'm forgetting I'm still in a gym doing push ups. Crap.
"Hey, something wrong, Akashia-chan? I'm hearing all these swear words coming from your thoughts right now. Did something happen?" Yako asked her kind-of friend. "And... Do you have any idea why Godai-san, Neuro, and Shiori are? They were supposed to be here this whole time..."
"Oh, they're right here!" Sai answered.
"Right where? You can't all be in the same class." I could tell that Yako was now a little worried.
"At the Starbucks across the street! We decided to skip when class got too boring! Except only Godai and Shiori are here. I have no idea where that demon is. but do you see us? I'm pretty sure the Starbucks is outside your window right now. I'm waving to you now! See us?"
And I can just imagine Yako's face.
"No.. I can't see you. Now get back to class now." Yako... was probably looking exactly as I imagined.
" Really? You can't see me? Let's see, what can i do to make you see the Starbucks... I know! I'll color the windows red so you can see!"
"You...you mean in blood, don't you?" Yako was a little disgusted, to say the least.
No! Don't do that, idiot! then it'll be the same as the whole scare-everyone-away-at-the-fair thing! And our school will go into lockdown, and- and I was too late. I can hear the screams of the poor innocent person across the street. My god he can scream loud. Now my whole gym class, including my stupid teacher, is looking over to where that terrifying scream came from. There was a window coated in blood.
And all the other girls in my class are now screaming and turning their faces away from the window. What chickens. I'm so used to this now. All the blood, the screaming... the blood.
Then we heard people yelling.
"It's Sai! It's Sai! Run if you want to live! Someone call the police!"
"I'm too young to die!"
"I don't want to leave my frappucino behind!"
"Where is my pet elephant?!"
'Hey, is something happening over at the school? I'm hearing a lot of screams right now... and I'm not even there!" Sai said. He had no idea what he had just done. Well... at least I know where the Starbucks is now. That window was too red NOT to miss.
Then we heard the dreaded message over the PA system.
"Code red, code red there is a killer right outside our school! code red! Assume lockdown position! I repeat, assume lockdown position!"
All the little wimpy girls are starting crying quietly. Some of the guys too. Then, since the gym is close to the front door, we can hear the front door open. Of course, it was Sai, Shiori and Godai coming back to find out the cause of all the screaming.
Now my gym teacher, a tall, buff macho type guy, starts huddling in a corner crying about how he misses his mommy. How sweet. I feet like going over and kicking him you-know-where right now. But I won't, because I'm supposed to be in lockdown position.
Now for all of you who don't know what 'Lockdown position' is, it's pretty much this:
Everybody goes the furthest place away from the door so that whoever is attacking the school can't see if anyone's inside. And almost EVERYONE starts crying like babies whenever this happens. Normally, I'm just sitting there staring at the idiots who are crying. Once it was me who was causing the lockdown. Just because i brought a gun to school. I didn't even shoot anyone. I just brought it in case of random terrorist attacks! They happen quite often in the U.S. apparently... or did I just make that up last week? The world shall never know...anyways.
Sai is walking in the door. And guess what he's saying?
"Hey, Hanakuro! Akashia-chan? Someone? Demon? Policeman guy? Other demon?"
This crying girl is staring at me with wide fearful eyes. "D-do you know that guy?"
Sai... I'm going to kick your little seemingly-immortal beep when this is over. As i have learned from previous beep kicking experiences, it is always much easier if the person's beep you're kicking is not armed, a serial killer, and if you need to meet them at work the next day. Hanakuro was all of those when i fought her. And right now, so was Sai.
Wait, is that... Neuro? Why is he there talking to Sai? Wait, Shiori... doesn't know what lockdown is. Sasazuka and Ishigaki... They're policemen! They're not supposed to be talking to those killers! This is just great. eventually, someone's going to realize that those are all the people who burst in through the windows and said that they were my friends. Yako... Hanakuro? Wait, why isn't anyone answering my thought-messages?
"Akaaashia-chan! Where are you? Get our here or I'll hide all of your cookies!" Hanakuro was so mean...
"I'm sending our my dragon robots, so if you don't want to get your ass burned off my laser beams, you better some here!"
Idiot... put beep in your writing instead of the word beep.
"Wait, isn't that a girl from our school with those killers?" Asked a kid from the back of the room... I'm stuck now. What the-! There's a freakin robot dragging me off towards the evil robot commander! (aka Hanakuro)
"There you are Akashia-chan. Now, I'm guessing that school is going to be out early today because of a certain killer in the room... she looked meaningfully at Sai, who was seeing how far in to the floor his knife thing could go. I'm actually quite surprised at how deep that floor is.
"So tomorrow at school, we're forcing all the teachers to make all of the classes whatever we want. because we have Sai as a threat!
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Hanakuro: Hooray for threats! This is getting interesting! I never would have guessed that I was a mad scientist or an evil robot commander!
Akashia-chan; Hanakuro... you helped to write this. of course you knew what was going to happen.
Hanakuro: I have no clue what you're talking about.
Akashia-chan: Just... Tell us all what happens in the next chapter of the mini-story, okay?
Hanakuro; How would I know?
Akashia-chan; B-becau- Of never mind! In the next chapter of the mini-story in which I get taken advantage of too much, we're taking only the classes we want. It's gonna be boring. I'm sure.
Hanakuro: Well... not exactly...
Akashia-chan: What do you mean 'not exactly?' We're talking about SCHOOL. of course it's going to be boring! We already had a lockdown within the first day of school, that going to be it!
Hanakuro: I'm bringing my robot collection to class. And not just my Gundam models. I'm going to bring my favourite anti-teacher bot v.190045. Guess what an anti-teacher bot does.
Akashia-chan: Yeah, I have no clue at all. How could I ever guess what something called an anti-teacher bot would do.
Hanakuro; I'm also bringing in...the random guy that Talk Bubble so kindly provided us with to test out my destruction-bot on.
Akashia-chan: Don't kill the random guy! we need him... for... something, I'm sure!
Random guy: this is the end of this chapter. In the next chapter I shall meet my untimely death.
