Hanakuro: We don't own MTNN. Okay? Good.

Akashia-chan: Was that supposed to be a disclaimer?

Hanakuro:... Yes it was. Now. do I really need to do a recap? I think everybody pretty much remember what happened in the last chapter. We believe in the intelligence of our readers. Therefore a recap isn't necessary!

Akashia-chan: You're just lazy, aren't you?

Hanakuro; Yes I am. And I'm stuck on my Mac computer that doesn't automatically capitalize words. So it's very tiring to press that shift key every seven words or so. And I'm writing this after I was at a sleepover at a friends house. we stayed up until 4. And woke up at 7. I got an amazing 3 hours of sleep, which is actually more than i normally get sometimes.

Akashia-chan; Hanakuro... you need some sugar. And some cookies. And possibly a blanket because... Hanakuro! We're not allowed to sleep on the table! You told me that yesterday!

Hanakuro: Who cares? I don't care. Your cookie doesn't care. But my anti-teacher bot will care if we don't start the chapter now. It's been wanting an appearance since the third chapter.

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Not breaking the yearly tradition, Hanakuro and Akashia-chan had somehow managed to turn the first day of school in to a disaster.

"Hey Hanakuro..do we have to eat American cafeteria food at your school? I''ve heard that it's... really bad." Yako was going to school with Akashia-chan, and she was worrying about the cafeteria food?

"Don't worry. I secretly changed all of the lunch orders for the rest of the week from spinach casserole and carrot juice to pizza and coke. The stupid principal's going to be pretty confused for a while." Akashia-chan had saved the entire school from a week of famine. It wasn't like anybody actually ATE what the lunch people made. Most of the time, you couldn't even tell what it was you were eating.

"So that means no more rubber bean sprouts for lunch?" Hanakuro shocked Akashia-chan and Yako slightly, popping up from behind a fairly large house with a pair of mechanical wings strapped to her back.

"I just got back from rigging Ms. Halls' class so that she gets shot with golf balls as she walks in. I also decided to rig a few of her pens to make ink explode in her face when she tries to write. And the chalk will turn to dust in her hand while she's writing, I found the rest of the test papers for the rest of the year and replaced the questions with really stupid ones too."

"Awesome... this is going to be SO much better than last year's!" Akashia-chan was getting really hyped for this. It happened every year.

"There's more. I convinced Neuro and the others to co-operate. When she sits down near the end of the class, Neuro will be in the vent over her and pour super fast dry glue over her, making her stick there for at least 10 hours. Then, I'm having Godai throw her and her ugly chair through the window, land in the bushes, being positioned right under a hanging giant water balloon, which will be dropped on her. The impact will trigger the pitfall under her, leading her right back in to the classroom, while Yako will feed her spinach casserole. Then Sai will walk in to the class as the principal. Sai will then get very angry at Ms. Halls, telling her that her class is completely out of control, etcetera. Then Shiori will seemingly attack Sai, my anti-teacher bot will use its anti-teacher powers on her, and by then, the real principal will be there." She drew an unnecessarily detailed chart on the back of her notebook as she explained this.

Then, she looked at the confused faces of her two less-intelligent friends.

"Just consider Ms. Halls fired, okay?"

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'click, click, click, click' The heels of the soon-to-be-fired Ms. Halls could be heard, faintly clicking on the tile floor of the hallway, getting louder as she approached. The rest of the students gulped in fear as they heard the knob of the door turn, and one more 'click,' before she was attacked by an endless stream of white golf balls.

"Help me! Help! Someone! Help your poor defenceless teacher!" Were the cries of Ms. Halls as she was slowly buried alive by the little white golf balls that were still being shot from the walls and ceiling. She was still trying to get to her chair.

"Psst... Hanakuro... Hanakuro! Where the hell did you get all those golf balls?" Akashia-chan whispered to Hanakuro while trying to supress a laughing fit.

"Where do you think? My dad, obviously. Who else has enough golf balls to cover the entire class floor in six layers of them?" And it was true. The little lake of golf balls was up to their knees already, and getting higher every second.

"Um, Hanakuro? Maybe you should stop the golf balls now..." Yako was getting a little annoyed with being unable to walk in the growing lake of little white golf balls.

"Oh... okay! Neuro! Now!" Hanakuro made some sort of signal to the ceiling vent, just as Ms. Halls finally reached her chair. Suddenly, she was covered head to toe with liquid glue just as it turned hard, gluing possibly hundreds of golf balls to her wonderful Tapir jacket. Then, everything went exactly according to Hanakuro's plan.

five minutes later, Ms. Halls popped out of the floor while Shiori was handing out Cokes to everyone.

"My goodness! What in gods name happened here! Sai walked in to the class as the principal, looking around the class with a face of disgust. Yako flashed him a quick thumbs up.

"Obviously, the students played a very serious prank on poor Ms. Halls. All of you, out in the hallway while I discuss what happened here!" Sai ordered them. Hanakuro quickly looked at her plan notes, and gave Akashia-chan that 'we messed up. Bad.' look.

"Hey guys, what'd I miss?" Said a voice from the window. Then, up popped up... Sai? That could only mean...

"Everyone, I told you! in the hallway!"

"We messed up!" Both Hanakuro and Akashia-chan thought simultaneously.

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"Great job Sai. We were hoping to fire Ms. Halls peacefully. Now Hanakuro has to use her anti-teacher bot. And who knows what will happen? It might kill all the teachers on earth, making school impossibl-Hey, that sounds okay!" Shiori said, hating school already.

"Don't worry guys, the anti-teacher bot is already loose in the school!" Hanakuro muttered, barely loud enough for the others to hear.

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(anti-teacher bot POV)

Finally! Anti-teacher bot v.190045 is able to be in this fanfiction! I am extremely lucky! I have hoped for this day for all of my 2 week life! Finally, I am permitted to access the battle plans for 'operation teacher firing!' I have never felt so much joy! I feel as if the world is my hard drive! Nothing can crash my system now! I must not fail my creator, my god, my master, my... (Readers: STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!)

Now, I must fulfil my mission and destroy this 'Ms. Halls!'

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The little robot was running around the school furiously, trying to find this teacher. He really was trying. Unfortunately for him, all of the teachers were crowded around a certain golf ball filled classroom. The golf ball machine was still spitting out a steady steam of balls. Hanakuro's dad really DID have a lot of golf balls.

ATB (anti-teacher bot) quietly approached the scene of the golf ball attack. from his storage, he slowly pulled out a small but deadly... water gun. It wasn't just a water gun though. It had a special chemical inside it, courtesy of Hanakuro. ATB took one slow step forward, then made a hurried dash towards the miniature teacher conference. Then... he pulled the trigger of the gun. There was a slight 'whoosh'ing noise, and a drop of water landed in all of the teachers faces.

"Hey... what's this? Is this a students science project or something?" One of the younger teachers picked up the tiny ATB, turning it upside down and shaking it.

Then, she dropped ATB, and she screamed as her skin started to swell up, and it slowly turned a dark shade of purple, as did the skin of all the teachers there. School was officially cancelled for the rest of the week-maybe the rest of the month- when the principal ran out of the front door screaming like a little girl.

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"School's cancelled?"

"The teachers started swelling up?"

"There were golf balls everywhere?"

"There was a robot?"

Hanakuro and Akashia-chan had been honoured as heroes as they left the school, with all the kids asking how they did it, or how long it would be until they could do that to their class.

"Yup, we're popular." Akashia-chan said smugly while autographing a fifth graders backpack.

"Yeah... I can kinda see that. Anyway, school's out for he rest of the month! Thank my intelligence!" Hanakuro wasn't as happy about being overly-popular as Akashia-chan.

"Hey guys." Hanakuro turned around and saw Shiori, Neuro, Godai, Sai, Sasazuka, Ishigaki, and the Random Guy.

"We didn't even get a role in this chapter! There is no way we're letting this pass!" Sai was... very angry, obviously.

"We're making the next chapter all about US! because we're better! and we need bigger roles in this!" Ishigaki responded furiously.

"i... think we're in trouble..." Akashia-chan whispered fearfully.

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Hanakuro: We're calling this our 'self centred' chapter! because we wrote too much about us, and barely included any of the other characters! and the chapter was short, due to my lack of sleep!

Akashia-chan: yes, our wonderful readers. the next chapter will be all about the other characters. We're barely going to be in it! Uh-huh! unfair! Yes, It's partially our fault for being so self-centred.

Hanakuro: And we didn't even give some of the characters speaking roles at all in this chapter! and I lied. RG is going to be a test subject in the next chapter. not this one. Sorry!