Hanakuro: yo! I'm talking right now! Blah blah blah…
Akashia-chan: We don't own MTNN! If we did… well…it probably wouldn't be as awesome! Definitely more random…
Hanakuro: today's word is…um!
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Hanakuro: hi there! how's life?
Akashia-chan: um, who are you talking to? Us, or the glorious readers?
Hanakuro: this wall right here, it's my best friend!
Akashia-chan: um… Hanakuro…are you alright?
Hanakuro: of course I am! What makes you think I'm not?
Shiori: good day! Did you sleep well my dear?
Akashia-chan: um, Shiori…you're talking to a clock…
Shiori: well duh! It's my boyfriend! Girlfriends and boyfriends talk a lot y'know!
Yako: oh my gosh! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How've you been?
Akashia-chan: Yako…that's a spork you're talking to…
Go-die: yo 'sup! Did you get the money?
Akashia-chan: what the hell is going on here!? Now Go-die is talking to the fridge!
Neuro: Please forgive me! Come back to me my love!
Akashia-chan: that's a rug! AAAAAAAAH!! Everybody's gone INSANE!! runs out of house screaming
Hanakuro: hahahahaha! I can't believe she fell for it!
Yako: and…why did we do this again?
Hanakuro: for fun! Now here, have a cupcake gives Yako cupcake
Yako: CUPCAKE!
Sai: hi everyone! Looks around where's Akashia-chan?
Hanakuro: um… I don't know! But for some reason she ran out of the house screaming. Who knows why?
Sai: sighs you did something, didn't you?
Hanakuro: you know me well!
Go-die: I feel like an idiot now… I'm going to my emo corner…
Yako: so now he's emo? First a hippie, now an emo, what next?
Shiori: Yako! What kind of girlfriend are you? Go comfort your emo! I mean boyfriend!
Yako: WHAT?! We-we're not dating…
Shiori: so you've passed that stage? Good job, girlfriend!
Yako: gah! No! god no! where did you get that idea?
Hanakuro: um…yeah…anyways…time for reviews! Akashia-chan should introduce it!
Sai: um…you scared her off, remember?
Hanakuro: oh…right…um…about that…well, anyhow! The first review is from mynameisedward!
Akashia-chan: aww you poor thing. here's some meds and more candy that no one can take from you. pipiru piru piru pipiru pi! bokusatsu tenshi dokuro-chan!
Sai: Okay you are a guy. people give you lots of hugs because you are cute and huggable (gives hug)
Yako: what's your fav kind of cake. i love strawberry shortcake and red velvet. be happy if he does like you
Shiori: HE ATE YOUR BOYFRIENDS BRAIN!? Aw. Here's more brownies. please don't shove cockroaches down Neuro's throat. and i would like it if you didn't torture him as much either. your being a bad influence on him. he tortures humans because you torture him. i am careful around my little brother because i know i'm his main influence in things. hell, he said he wants a girlfriend with my personality (minus the being mean part). but your still cool
Godai: stupid, no wonder you failed school. go back to school and learn something. and stop drinking so much beer. oh, there's this girl at my school that i don't like very much and i was wondering if you would do something for me
Jun: your one of my fav characters. you need a girlfrind. how about the cute girl you and sasazuka work with? and i'll let you know if i see any other cute girls for you
Sasazuka: stop smoking it's bad for you. get some more sleep. smile a little. and dress a little more decent, not like you just rolled out of bed
Hanakuro: aww I live in southern US. i know how it feels to be a fangirl that is not rabid. we are the good kind that don't scare people. we can just be a little hyper. and please call the exterminator if there are nasty buggies in your house.
Neuro: don't off your sister and you won't get hell from her. being an older sister, here's a tip: we know everything you do and/or say. you better not be lying about liking Yako. oh, did i say a WEEK of slavery? i meant a YEAR. :D haha you fell for it. and you already agreed so you can't get out of it. Alright, first you must take me mystery hunting. i want to know what it's like and i'm sure you're hungry. Next, you have to meet one of my friends. he was kind enough to introduce the wonderful MTNN manga to me. then, we're going to some hot springs. i've never been and you need it.
EVERYONE: sorry for being so bossy. im like a second mother in my family. sorry for the longness of the review. i hope i didnt forget anything.
Sai: I'll answer for Akashia-chan! She says thanks! Probably…anyhoo! I'm huggable! Wow… I never knew a serial killer could be huggable…
Yako: hmm… I'd say strawberry shortcake, angel cake, vanilla ice cream cake, vanilla cake, chocolate cake, lemon cake….
Shiori: yes…yes he did. WAAAAAAAH!! I MISS YOU MARK! WAAAAAAH!! Wait…no more torturing Neuro…? You do hate me!
Yako: no she doesn't! honest!
Go-die: I'm not stupid, stupid! And there's no way I'm gonna stop drinking beer you beep beep beep beeeeeeeep!
Hanakuro: whispers he doesn't know it yet, but he has an AA meeting on Monday…
Ishigaki: thanks! I've been keeping my eyes out… I'm looking for a girl with the qualities of an anime girl!
Akashia-chan: so you're looking for oddly coloured hair and a big chest in a woman?
Neuro: Hanakuro, you said that if I did that rug thing, she'd go away forever. You lied.
Hanakuro: uh oh! Well, gotta go peeps! I'll be back!
Akashia-chan: buh bye Hanakuro! Have a nice trip! Oh! And now I can answer the review! Medicine! Medicine is good for you! Candy is better though! And Dokuro-chan scares me! I just think her saying is REALLY cute and overly addicting! Don't you agree? Eats candy SUGAR!
Sasazuka: …
Shiori: you know, I totally agree with the outfit thing! And the smile!
Yako: same here.
Sasazuka: …
Hanakuro: ouch… I'm back peoples! And I don't have buggies in my house…
Akashia-chan: jumps up on chair eek! A cockroach! Kill it kill it!
Sai: kills roach with pointy knifey thingy
Hanakuro: heh. Um… about that… and aww! Too bad you don't live up north with us… that would be cool!
Ishigaki: you mean cold, it's even cold during summer here…
Yako: actually, Ishigaki-san, it's fall now, so it's colder than it was before!
Neuro: but… beeping off my sister is what I'm good at…
Shiori: and what fun would life be if he didn't beep me off all the time?
Neuro: …you suck pathetic human… I refuse to take you on a mystery…
Hanakuro: a reviewer told you to! So you have to!
Akashia-chan: Hanakuro, I have found your sugar-cube stash! Eats sugar cubes SUGAR! BLUE DOOR, LUCKY CHARMS, LIMEY, DARTS, SMILEYS, GRAPES, GOATS, LLAMA IN PORTUGAL, EMO CAKE!
Go-die: sobs in corner my life is so dull, I have nothing to live for…
Hanakuro: but… I hid that stash in the best place I could think of! Uh oh… my stash comined with mynameisedward's candy! This could go on for HOURS!
Akashia-chan: let's strap ourselves to the bottom of air force one with shaving cream and sing 'birdy birdy birdy'!!
Yako: um… we should…do the next review now… it's from irule505:
Hi everybody! I'm glad the MTNN characters aren't at MY school, that would scare me... eek, tapir jacket! Wow Go-die...ur kind of stupid, y'know that? i guess it's good ur redoing middle school...
Neuro: yes, u do suck...but...i can't think of anything for u to do...
Shiori: make Neuro do something embarrassing!
Ishigaki: i'd get either Bleach or Death Note, they rock! plus the others are shoujo and are girly
Sai: yo! try to get that promise ring on Akashia-chan, k?
Hanakuro: u like NEURO!? OMG! go non-rabid fangirls!
Akashia-chan: um... HI! r u a rabid L fangirl? if u r, eek! rabid fangirl!
Sasazuka: hi! lolz! u did the macerena! yay! i give u a pie! gives pie
Yako: here! have a magical elf!
byez 4 now!
Neuro: damn you…
Shiori: okay! Neuro, go- oh…wait…I'm not allowed to torture him… goes to sulk in Go-die's emo corner with him
Ishigaki: okay! I'll get… Bleach!
Sai: um…I'll try! Akashia-chan…are you still sugar high-y?
Akashia-chan: YUP! Why? Le gaspeth! Is it because you have a pink and green platypus for me to pet? Ahahahahahahahaha!!
Sai: um…no…it's because I have a ring for you
Akashia-chan: gasp! Is it prettyful?
Sai: um… yes…it's very prettyful…
Akashia-chan: YAY! Huggles Sai where is it?
Sai: right here! Puts ring on Akashia-chan
Akashia-chan: ooh! It's shiny! Shiny shiny! Sparkle sparkle! Sparkle!
Hanakuro: yeah…about that… I think it's a one-sided likiness though…
Shiori: yes…. My brother has no feelings…mopes more
Akashia-chan: Le gaspeth! Rabid fangirls!? Where? Dives under table dive dive dive!
Hanakuro: to answer your question, no, she's not rabid, just crazy….
Sasazuka: …um…yeah…
Ishigaki: can I have pie with you senpai?
Akashia-chan: OMG it rhymes!! Hahahahaha! Cherry pie with Sai and senpai!!
Yako: um…. Thanks? Oh, by the way, this is already really long… we should get through the next reviews quickly-ish, Hanakuro…
Hanakuro: yes…you're right…so…the next review is from Kyra Nazumi!
-grinning-
Hey, guys!! (and girls)
It's good to see you all!! OwO
Neuro: Yes. Very happy actually..-takes out tape-recorder- Bweeheehee...
Godai and Yako: I had lots of fun!! Thanks for the invite, Godai-kun. I even gots me a boyfriend. OwO
Shiori: ...O.O
Oh. My. Effen'. GOD. IT'S MY UNCLE! NO! I DUN WANNA GET A ARRANGED MARRIGE! O-O
Sai: Yes, people do like to hug you. Your all huggablsh and shtuff. -huggles- OwO Don't worry Akashia-chan. He's all yours.
Hanakuro: Yay!! Your awshomes!! OwO
Neuro: …I hate you earthworm…
Go-die: what is this 'fun'?
Yako: what's wrong with him? Seriously… anyway, so did I! heh, remember when we dared Go-die to go on the evil roller coaster? That was funny! Yay! You gots a boyfriend!
Hanakuro: ooh, what's he like? Do tell.
Sai: no! bad Hanakuro! No invading the personal bubble!
Hanakuro: you're one to talk…
Sai: huh?
Hanakuro: I dunno!
Shiori: busts out of emo-ism I must save the day! Duh duh dum! Arranged marriage is BAD! We must stop your uncles evil plot! Especially since you have a BF! Hanakuro…can I borrow your random beams for a while…?
Hanakuro: um…I guess so…
Shiori: great! Kyra, tomorrow, we're hunting uncles!
Sai: I still don't get why I'm hugglish, it's confusing!
Akashia-chan: Neko-san nyao nyao, neko-san, nyao!
Sai: I think she means 'yay' in her own little language…
Akashia-chan: yay! My Sai! No one elses!
Hanakuro: hooray! I'm awesome! Teehee!
Ishigaki: now can I introduce a review?
Shiori: no! Shiori wants to do it!
Ishigaki: b-b-b-but…
Shiori: demons get first dibs! Comic relief characters are waaaaay down the list!
Ishigaki: aww…
Shiori: the next review is from Talk Bubble!
YAY! RANDOM GUY! You are now a test subject!! So instead of being tortured by my awesome ideas, you'll be torutred by Hana-chan's awesome ideas!
Random Guy: Oh great...
Me: So yeah.. Hanakuro has become Hana-chan from now on...
THe abscence of Neuro in this chapter is unnerving...
Random Guy: No one talks like that...
Me: Shut up RG!! I do!
teehee
peace sign
Akashia-chan: yeah! Shut up RG! You talk too much! Baaaaaad RG!
Hanakuro: okay… yes! RG is now a test subject! Can we borrow him for episodes from now on by the way?
Shiori: but…that would mean he'd take up my position as new OC! Plus, he's TB's character, he's copyrighted.
Hanakuro: TB?
Shiori: Talk Bubble now has a nickname! From now on, she's TB!
Hanakuro: okay… well… the next review is also from Talk Bubble!
Shiori: TB!
YATTA!! I'm invited to disneyland!! Of course I'll go! But RG has to go with me! RG as in Random Guy!!
Yes Sai, people do like giving you hugs. Because you are adorably like a little kid and very evil at the same time huggles
hm... brownies!! YUM!! Neuro is back in with this chapter! YAY! HI NEURO! huggles him
I'm very huggly today!
RG: No duh...
RG: Aww! I didn't hug you yet!! huggles RG
Yay for Ishigaki!! Vampire Knight, Chobits and Bleach!! YAY!
Um... no Hana-chan I'm not your little sis... But it'd be awesome if I was! lol
Shiori!! RG says hi back!
RG: I never said that!!
ME: YES YOU DID!
So... are we going to Disneyland? Let's go!
Jumps on to RG and he starts giving me a piggy back ride to Disneyland
I hope RG can swim across oceans!!
byebye!!
peace sign
teehee
Akashia-chan: stops jumping in mid-air oops… I wrote Talk Bubble instead of Kyra Nazumi for Disneyland last chapter! Crap… oh well! I'll take Talk Bubble to Disneyland! I don't mind!
Hanakuro: TB I think you may have given us an idea! How about we go on an actual vacation next week? To Disneyland! And we invite all our readers! Including RG!
Shiori: yay nicknames!
Sai: FINALLY someone explains why I'm huggable!
Neuro: …
Hanakuro: yay! I'm Hana-chan! Like from Fruits Basket! Sigh it would be so awesome to have you as a sister! Wait… you have siblings, right? Let's trade! I give my little sister to your family and you come live with my family! It's win win! Or, at least I win, your family gets stuck with hurricane Nana…
Yako: whoa…long sentence…
Shiori: yay! RG said hi! Hi again RG!
Sai: And here's our last review from mynameisedward! again!
Man, I wish the MTNN characters could come to my school.
Akashia-chan: Dude, I think I caught your sickness cuz I feel horrible XD
Akashia-chan: Are you sure you really want them there? And mwahaha! I have sent you a sickness over the internet! Hanakuro, is this what you call a computer virus?
Hanakuro: Maybe, saying that I also caught your cold while we were both on the internet.
Akashia-chan: Heh, yeah. sorry about that... OH NO! IT'S TIME TO LEAVE NOW! CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP, EVERYBODY EVERWHERE! CLEAN UP CLEAN UP, EVERYBODY DO YOUR SHARE!
Hanakuro: bye everybody!
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Hanakuro: heh…that was fun…
Akashia-chan: you guys running me out of the house?
Hanakuro: yup!
Akashia-chan: yeah… Dashing through the snow! In a one-horse open sleigh! O'er the fields we go! Laughing all the way, hahaha!
Hanakuro: um, dude…it's the beginning of autumn…
Akashia-chan: Christmas is September! Yay!
Hanakuro: uh-huh… well…bye everyone!
Akashia-chan: later ma homeys!
