Hanakuro: Guess what this is? That's right! A disclaimer! We do not own the manga we are writing this fanfic for!

Akashia-chan: That would be MTNN. I hope you (the reader) understand what that stands for.

Hanakuro: And sorry for the lateness of this chapter! My computer was very badly broken. In fact, my computer was DEAD. Luckily, I didn't lose any of my files! Which is why you're able to read this right now.

Akashia-chan: And Flamerose, we're not using your nicknames for this chapter! Because that would make everything even harder to write, Hanakuro's computer would crash from being on for too long, she would lose her files, she would have to retype this, then the fanfic would have had to come out on monday and the world would turn in to a giant sugar-filled paint-coated plum! Of doom!

Hanakuro: Oh, It's always 'doom' this, and 'doom' that with you, isn't it? Well who cares. DOOM!

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Seven pairs of footsteps quietly approached the door of Hanakuro's office/bedroom.

"Okay, you got the stuff? The plan is, you two break open the door, the rest of us run in and make the demands. Got it?"

"Yes Ma'am! We have everything you told us to get!"

"Good. Now Ishigaki, everything clear? Ishigaki? Stop making so much noise you idiot! We're going to get caught!"

There was a fairly loud thump against Hanakuro's door as something heavy hit it. Hana-chan couldn't care in the least, as there was almost always something hitting her door quite hard hourly.

Namely, her sister Nana trying to break in, a failed robot prototype running loose, or Akashia-chan when Hanakuro was in a bad mood.

But her sister was at a friends birthday party, Hanakuro hadn't turned any of her robots, working or failing, on, and obviously, she had not thrown Akashia-chan at the door. She was about to go and check to see when...

"Now on three. Ready? One, two, THREE!"

Suddenly, Hana-chan's door opened quite quickly, slamming into the wall behind it. Six anime characters and one OC came falling through the door, forming a very tall dog-pile in the entrance.

"Help... squishing me..." Ishigaki's muffled voice came from the bottom of the pile.

"You know, If you needed to get in, you could have always tried the doorknob. I don't always keep it locked you know." Hanakuro told the seven anime characters in monotone.

"That's not exactly the response we were expecting, but... underneath that calm face, you're actually panicking and screaming, wondering why we're here, wondering why-"

"I don't really care in the least, actually. But you're here because you all want more lines in the fanfic, am I right?" Hanakuro interrupted Shiori, cutting off what was sure to be a very long, monotonous speech.

"Um.. yes. You were really self centred last week! We demand a bigger part in this fanfic!" Sai stated in an angry voice.

Hanakuro sighed. "R600649? Throw them out. NOW."

"Hanakuro, stop acting so cold! It's making you less interesting!" Yako yelled at her. Oh. My. God. Yako yelled.

But all complaints about Hana-chan's coldness were put to a halt as four large robots dropped from the ceiling and escorted them all out.

From the end of the hallway they had been thrown down, they could hear a door slam shut, and Hanakuro locking the door.

"That was almost a failure..." Godai muttered.

"My god those idiots are annoying." Hanakuro sighed as she lay down on her bed with her ipod. Then she noticed something on the ceiling that definitely wasn't there yesterday.

"Hey, since when did my dad store his fishing nets on the ceiling...? Wait, why is there a string under me, and-Oh crap."

And with that, Hanakuro was captured with a fishnet.

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(Hana-chan POV)

You know what? Being a hostage sucks. Almost more than a world without Pocky. Well...

"You know... One of her robots could come jumping at us any moment now." Yako whispered timidly to Sai.

"You know, Shiori isn't here at the moment, so I'm going to take all the revenge as I can on you right now."

Neuro seemed relieved that his sister wasn't available to kill him. So he took all the time he needed to twist Yako's head way past where it should be humanly possible.

"Is there even a reason you try to kill her anytime Shiori's not around?" I mean seriously. That poor girl would be better in a medieval torture chamber.

"It's something to do to pass the time."

"Yeah, but you only try to kill her when Shiori's not around, you wimp. If Shiori were around all the time, Yako would have a normal life. er... as normal as any anime character's life can get..."

What a coward...

"I could just kill you right now, and nobody would ever find out."

Yeah, sure. He thinks my parents wouldn't notice a giant blood stain on their hallway carpet. The result would be something like this:

Mom: Oh dear! Why is my beautiful carpet red?

Neuro: Oh, because I took your daughter hostage in order to get more lines in her fanfic, but she got too annoying, so I killed her. This is the result.

Mom: looks up and down at the page you're reading But it looks like you still have the second-to-last amount of lines here! I guess your plan didn't work!

-End of result-

"You know... I was going to give you all more speaking lines in this chapter anyway you know that, right?" And I had. I had given them all the lines that they could ever need by making a chapter in which they actually did something. And this was the thanks I got. Gee... thanks...

"Yes, but we need to capture you anyway in order to GET these lines, understand?" Sai tried to explain. The logic of this chapter wasn't as good as I could have made it...

"But, we're going to hold you as a hostage, and make Akashia-chan come here to save you, then we capture her, and neither of you get any lines!" Ishigaki.. actually made some sense out of my and Aka-chan's poor logical skills. That is probably going to be the last time he does something useful ever again. He should have used that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do something better than explaining a fanfic.

"..." Sasazuka... had he even had ONE line in this entire fanfic at all? Well, I, as one of the the authors, am going to make sure he said something.

"Hey, Sasazuka! I forgot. Usui told me to remind you to go to that meeting today. I believe it starts in 15 minutes?" Sometimes, I suck at making stuff up on the spot. This is one of those moments. But with luck, this would also make him go back to the station to check if there really was a meeting. One less to be bothered with.

"... I already told them I wasn't coming." Sasazuka... Said. Yes. He actually said something.

Here I am, gaping open at the entire 7 words that had just come out of his mouth.

"W-wait, there actually was a meeting happening?" Unlucky coincidence...

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Akashia-chan had nothing better to do than... Sit on her computer rereading her and her friend's fanfic, eating chocolate fudge cookies.

"Stupid Hanakuro. You made 17 grammar errors in 12 sentences alone! Seriously. Get a spell check... And get your computer fixed..."

'Brrrrring! brrrrrrring! BRRRRING! PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!!'

Her talking aloud was interrupted by her phone ringing.

"I really really REALLY need figure out how to change that ringtone..."

'I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP THE PHONE DAMMIT! OH COME ON, BEEP YOU, PICK IT UP!!'

"What a rude ringtone... What ever happened to the times when your friends didn't change yourringtones for fun?"

And of course, Hana-chan had tampered with her phone to make it scream at her whenever someone called.

'JUST ANSWER GOD DAMMIT!! IT WON'T KILL YOU TO PICK UP A LITTLE PIECE OF PLASTIC AND TALK INTO IT!!'

Aka-chan sighed as she picked up her screaming phone and flipped it open. It was from Hanakuro's house.

"Hello? Clueless and Mindless speaking, who is it."

"Oh, Hi Aka-chan! We're just calling you to tell you-"

"Wait you're not Hanakuro? Shiori? Thank god..."

"HEY! We're just calling to tell you that we have kidnapped your friend and are currently holding her hostage! We are demanding more lines in this chapter for her return!"

"Oh, you're just holding her hostage? Okay, bye." Aka-chan had almost flipped her phone closed, but Shiori had one more thing to say.

"We also have the rest of you chocolate fudge cookies!"

"..." So that's where the rest of them went.

"I'll be right over. I'm bringing my cookie detector. You better not have done anything to hurt them!"

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(Hana-chan POV)

"Godai, I just think you should know... I have a very large amount of toxic gas embedded in to the walls in this house, and I need to enter a code in to that panel over on that wall every two weeks in order for the air in here to stay breathable. This system was installed just in case something like this happened."

"So? Why the beep should I care?"

"The code needs to be entered today. Within seventeen minutes and thirty two seconds from now."

"Oh... That's bad, isn't it?"

"Yup. You're all going to die in seventeen minutes and twenty six seconds."

"...beep. But won't you die too? It's poison..."

"Everyone except me, Neuro and Shiori will die. Unfortunately, demons can breathe poison easily. I can because that I created it. Of course I would find a way to live through it. Maybe Sai could live through it too..."

"BEEP!"

"Now if you would so kindly cut me out of this net?"

"...fine."

And thanks to Godai's stupidity, Hanakuro was free, and free to do as she wished. She typed in her code on the small panel, as there actually was a poison gas system in the house. (It wasn't just a lie! amazing!)

And she turned around slowly, then made a hurried dash for the window.

"You know... you could have just asked me for the code, idiot."

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(Aka-chan's POV)

"Don't worry cookies! I'm coming to save you chocolate fudgeness!" How many times before had I broken that door I just burst through? More than I can count... Now where had those jerks put my cookies? Oh, and Hana-chan! Cookies first though... now where did I put my cookie detector?

"Akashia-chan, why are you here?"

Heh? Hanakuro? "I thought that you were being held hostage by Shiori!"

"Of course... you only came here because your cookies are here, am I right?"

Crap... She had me... "You're right... As always..."

And in her hand was... My cookies! Finally!

"Okay, now you have your cookies, cookie monster. Let's leave before they take my new Gundams hostage too."

Cookie monster? That's name's probably going to stick for a while... C is for Cookie!

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Hanakuro: Wow. No matter how hard we try, me and the Cookie Monster can't cut ourselves out completely from the story!

Akashia-chan/Aka-chan/Clueless and Mindless/Cookie Monster: How many nicknames do I get? Come on... This is a little much...

Hanakuro/Hana-chan/Freak-kanaka-quaw/Mad Scientist: Well, at least we both have a lot...

Aka-chan: C is for Cookie!

Hana-chan: Yes, yes it is. C is also for crap. a word that people used a lot in this chapter. And for Carbon Tax. And for coconut, Coca Cola, cat, chips, cow, candy, clot, Capirinha, courier, cake, clarinet, chicken, coordination, chimpanzee, chinese checkers, catastrophe, computer, credelous, cyclotron, commute, curler, chlorophyll, consanguineous, cannibal, creativity, class, caviar, catfight, cathoderays, cricket, clinic, comic, creosote, collage, cabaret, combustion, culinary, conquistadore, cabbage, challenge, career, cruise, consignment, cauliflower, cachepot, clone, cabriolet, cavalry, caucasian, climatology, conservatory, cliffhanger, corruption, chinchila, claustrophobia, cream puff, chili, cadenza, clematis, cytoplasm, crazy, cyanosis, copilot, compass, cyripedium, convexoconcave!

Aka-chan:... Where did you learn those words?

Hana-chan: I have no clue! Hooray for random C words! Convexoconcave! Cow!