Hanakuro: we don't own MTNN! Still! And we never ever will! Unless a magic genie comes to us and gives us three wishes!
Akashia-chan: I'd wish for cookies, cookies, and more cookies, desu!
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Yako: ooh! A muffin! Eats muffin and a hamburger! Eats hamburger
Shiori: where'd you get all that food, Yako?
Yako: I re-discovered my picnic basket that never goes empty!
Hanakuro: hey Akashia-chan! Let's make everyone really OC until the first review!
Akashia-chan: okay, desu!
Shiori: Yako, I'm so much prettier than you! Honestly, pink, red, and green? That is probably the WORST colour combo I've ever seen! And your hair? Ick!
Yako: I'm not really very hungry right now… Shiori! How are you insult my outfit that way! Starts crying
Ishigaki: why am I holding a weird looking action figure? Seriously, what is this thing? I'm going to go over the periodic table of elements and then watch a biography on Albert Einstein on the Discovery Channel.
Sasazuka: Ishigaki! You're my BFF! Hugs Ishigaki, and then smiles, SMILES!
Hanakuro: this is scary…
Akashia-chan: yay scary, desu!
Hanakuro: why are you going Rozen Maiden on us? Whatever, let's do reviews, 'cause the OC-ness is frightening me!
Sasazuka: the first review is from a brand new reviewer! MissingNeurotic!
Akashia-chan: sorry for not having this last chapter! We had already written it so we couldn't add it, desu!
Nu!
Stop torturing Neuro-Kun! TT
Neuro didn't deserve any of this! TT
Shiori! You get punishment! If you touch neuro in this next chapter so help me, Neuro gets to wail on all of you for the whole chapter without killing any of you! ...
Hosht, was that meh?
I'msosorryididn'tmeantodosuchathing.I'mayerriblepersonaren'ti!?
Anyway, that rule still stands, and now there rules.
shiori: Talk like a preppy valley girl for the whole chapter.
Godai (Go-Die): Dress in a tux with a cane and top hat.
Yako: Refer to Neuro was 'Master'
Sasazuka: Randomly appear in the chapter, completely dead WASTED.
Sai: Dress in skimpy girl's clothes. )
P.S. Neuro!
Shiori: I'm hated! Noooooooo! WAAAAAH!! Like, OMG! Why would anyone hate me?
Go-die: I look like an idiot in this outfit…
Akashia-chan: puttin' on the Ritz, desu!
Hanakuro: like the crackers!
Yako: No! NEVER!
Neuro: do as the reviewer says, slave. Twists Yako's head 360 degrees
Yako: yes, M-m-master…
Sasazuka: falls out window
Hanakuro: what the hell?
Sasazuka: bursts through door hi everyone! Hic y-you know, I love youall! Falls onto couch, snores
Hanakuro: yeeeeaaahh…
Sai/Akashia-chan: WHAT!?
Akashia-chan: desu!
Black super-mini skirt and sleeveless belly-top, and stilettos, appear on Sai
Akashia-chan: ACK! CROSS-DRESSING, DESU!!
Shiori: It's like, time for the next review! From mynameisedward!
Haha. That was the best fight ever. Everyone gets whatever they want.
Neuro: Did you tell everyone how much fun we had? You should tell them where you were while they were doing the interviews.
Yako: do we want to know?
Neuro: I have no idea what she's talking about, she's insane.
Yako: who? Me or mynameisedward?
Neuro: I was originally referring to the reviewer, but…
Ishigaki: I'm introducing the next review!
Hanakuro: no, I am! This review is from Kyra Nazumi!
Neuro: ...I didn't mean to scare you or anything..
Godai: Then don't say it. I hate posers.
Ishigaki: I'll give you a hint. His name starts with an "A".
Hana-chan: Yep, yep. OwO About the kid thing,he has two little brothers (sort of) and he works part time at a daycare.
Shiori: Ahahaha!! Yeah!! Hey, who should we hunt down next? -smiling-
Sai: ...-cough-weakling-cough-
Aka-chan: Enojy the ramen? Say,"Whee", and whatever you want will fall from the sky and land on Sasazuka.
Sasazuka: You couldn't smile, not even once. -glare-
Neuro: I would never be scared by the likes of you, earthworm.
Yako: Godai-san, since Kyra is your friend, you should apologize!
Go-die: beep off, I don't need friends!
Hanakuro: time for a super special awesome Go-die OC!
Go-die: Kyra, I am so sorry! I didn't mean anything! Forgive me?
Hanakuro: and time for IC-ness!
Go-die: the hell did I just do right now?
Ishigaki: A…A…A? I DON'T KNOW! AAAAAAH!!
Hanakuro: sort of? How do you sort of have a little person? Daycare! I used to love daycare sigh ah, the memories
Shiori: hm… how about that guy, in the papers, you know? Who stole the Queen's royal evil imp? Let's be bounty hunters!
Sai: I'm not a weakling! Trips ouch! Stupid heels…
Akashia-chan: yes! I love ramen! If I say whee anything will fall on Sasazuka? Ooh, I know! WHEE!
Scuba-diving unicorn lands on Sasazuka
Sasazuka: ow, my head… I have such a hangover… no, smiling isn't in character for me…
Akashia-chan: next review, desu! From TB, desu!
YAY RANDOM GUY! I LUV YOU!! Isn't it hilarious how this story just forked off into like 5 new ones, curtosy of the reviewers?
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I'm also a pyromaniac!! Once my friend brought matches to school, and i spent my lunch hour burning them. Lol, I wasted the whole box!! teehee
RG: man... Not only is it a battle, but now Rikai has declared WAR against me.. why..?
Me: teeheehee, I could save you by saying they can't use you!
RG: stares at me
Me: But I won't!
RG: falls over
muahaha!!
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secretly, RG REALLY wanted that rice ball!
YAY!! GO RG!! Tofu Balls of Death!! teehee
WOOT! GO MION & SHION!!
KYA! RG WON! YAY! HE GOT THE RICE BALL!!
YAY!! GO RG!!
jumps on to his back and starts swinging all over
RG: YES! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH PIZZA!
Me: YA!!
both run off into the distance
till next review! teehee
RG: crap…you guys remembered me after Talk Bubble reviewed…
Shiori: like, hey RG! What's up?
RG: …not much…
Akashia-chan: AAAAH, desu! BAD Mion and Shion, BAD, desu!
Neuro: well, bye…
Hanakuro: you can't leave! We need you!
Neuro: takes of glove and reveals swordy hand of DOOM! I'm leaving, bye.
Yako: PIZZA! Can I celebrate with you? I like pizza…
RG: may-be… I'll ask Talk Bubble when I get back! Which reminds me, can I go home now?
Hanakuro: no! ahahahaha! I'm so evil!
RG: yes you are…
Akashia-chan: next review, desu!
Sai: I suppose I'll introduce this one, it's from Flamerose!
Unknown D Flamerose. "By the way; for thous who think that I'm realy likethis, Heres a heads up: I'm actualy acting/roleplaying in the reviews for this fanfiction. Same for my random madeup character Rikai."
Unknown D Flamerose: "OHMYFRESHINGGAWD-SHEISONTHELOOSE!!\0/ I gave Rikai permission to fight RG for guest character
and she sent one of her goblins disguised as her to fight! Rikai IS NOW MiSSiNg!!SHEISMISSING!! WHO KNOWS WHAT HABIK THEY'LL BE REAPING!!\0/!!
And yes, I DO mean THEY! Appearently Rikai's been plotting/chatting (online) with some deamon who hack into my laptops' internet chatroom when I was at school.
How do I know this?:She sent one of her mocking evil emails the night of the fight, mocking me of my intelligents. -'
All I know is that their out of the USA boarder and The 'Rikai imposter' was the goblin Freakkanakaquaw, who now gose by the name Hanaqua.
Random Note: My chatroom they used was a MTNN chatango one I have posted in my profile. nogamineurofanficrpc./
Note to Ishigaki:
I heard in the manga/anamie 'NANA' of a story of a loylpuppy who always follows it's master everywhere, it's name was Hatchi. One ofthe Nana's in the manga was nicknamed after this puppy called 'Hatchi'.
Hanakuro: Hanaquaw…nice… wait, Rikai's on the loose? WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Akashia-chan: I'm to young to die, desu!
Ishigaki: so THAT's what it was! Okay! Thanks! Wait… so I'm a Nana? A worthless one…
Shiori: like, crap…Rikai's totally gonna KILL me! Let's like…try to lighten the mood with a review from a new reviewer! AnimeDragons writes:
Hey hi i'm new member on he sie--actually i was jus planning on reading the awesome fanfics everywhere but ur guys's was jus so awesome i jus had 2 sign up! so the credits urs! (i read every single episode too XD i hav a headache tho from staring at the screen too long...lol
ok! i hav sum requests!
Neuro: you nvr put on the bunny sui! bad demon!
Shiori: u havn been beating on neuro lately. do so, and if he resists, tell him he must go to antartica 4 the weekend with a hula skirt on. wait, u kno wat? make him go anyways evil grin
Sai:hug yup, srry, i'm in the same boat as every1 else.
Yako: watch ur back or i'll take ur magic picnic basket
Sasazuka: if u do not smile by the end of the next chapter u will b hung from the ceiling by neuro (so neuro can hav at least SOM fun)
Ishigaki: throw toy darts at whomever u wish at any given time. and they cant punish u, so congratz.
Hana: i'm starting 2 think ur the only sane person here XD
Aka: i luv ur randomfests :3 i think that u shuld get a visit form L. srry, not MTNN but hey y not put it out there? (srry sai but i think it'd b fun!)
Finally: hey, i kno ur both busy, but culd u add Higuchi too? thatd b kool big Higuchi fan thnx 4 reading!
Hanakuro: we're so loved! Dammit…have you ever noticed Neuro's NEVER around when you need him? Now the bunny suit will be put off and forgotto about again, 'cause we all have short-term memory loss…
Shiori: Hell phone! The latest and greatest technology from Satan and Co.!
Akashia-chan: they have Hell cell phones, and you never told us?
Shiori: shh, I'm like, on the phone! Hey Neuro, it's your sister! Guess what? One of the reviers just sent you to Antarctica for the weekend with a hula skirt on! You can use the Visa card for the plane ticket! Lates!
Sai: sigh
Akashia-chan: teehee, Sai sigh, desu!
Yako: NEVER! I'll eat you if you come near it! Grr…
Sasazuka: …
Ishigaki: throws dart at Sasazuka gotcha senpai!!
Hanakuro: compliments! Compliments are good! But I'm not sane, I'm just less insane than everyone else!
Akashia-chan: yay L! L for the win! Ohmygosh! We should get him here next week!
Hanakuro: um, he's pretty busy, but I'll see what I can do! It seems that detectives can take time off whenever they want coughneurocough
Shiori: is that it for reviews? Yup, that's it for reviews…
Akashia-chan: BUUUUURN, DESU!!
Yako: huh?
Akashia-chan: the little voices are telling me to burn everything, teehee, desu! But I won't listen, desu! Take THAT voices of doom, desu!
Yako: yeah…
Hanakuro: well, bye everybody!
Somewhere, miles away from Hanakuro's house, two demons were talking
Random demon 1: what's with the name?
Random demon 2: good question, can we have our normal names, I know there are pathetic humans typing this…
Magical writing people of doom, who are totally NOT Akashia-chan and Hanakuro(MWPODWATNAH): sweat drop why'd we say that? Anyhow, fine, have your smelly names!
Rikai: that's better! Now go away.
MWPODWATNAH: fine…
Neuro: so, how do we take down RG?
Rikai: hmm… we need a sneak attack… think he'll be on the show next week?
Neuro: let's get him during the weird ending, where Hanakuro and Akashia be their random selves
Rikai: good idea
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Hanakuro: duh duh duuuuuuh!!
Akashia-chan: the suspense is killing me, desu!
Hanakuro: why'd we leave it at a cliffhangar-ish thing? I hate those!
Akashia-chan: me too, desu!
Hanakuro: should we go see if RG's okay?
Akashia-chan: he can take care of himself, desu!
Crash bang!
Hanakuro: what was that?
Akashia-chan: good question, desu!
Hanakuro: well, bye everyone! We're gonna see what that noise was now!
