Hanakuro: Guess what everybody, this is a disclaimer that nobody reads! Yup, I bet you just aren't even reading this, because nobody ever really reads disclaimers, and they just skip them to read the actual story. But thank you for actually reading this! You are reading this right? Yup. if you got this far, you've read the entire disclaimer. We do not own MTNN. There. Done.

Akashia-chan: Stupid disclaimer, wasting our precious lines...anyways, today is Thanksgiving! Or at least it WAS when we were typing this. I'll bet you that there are some people who just started reading this fanfic yesterday, and by the time they read this it'll be christmas. Hello people reading this while opening christmas presents! So this chapter is about thanksgiving.Actually, this chapter was just out a week late, so it is no longer thanksgiving.

Shiori: Wow, this is the first time I've had anything to say up here. Godai just wants to tell you guys that he hates thanksgiving and wants to get this chapter with as soon as possible so that it's over faster. Oh, and he also says that if you don't end this part up here within three lines, he's coming up here and throwing you out of this internet window.

Hanakuro: Um... I suppose I'm wasting one of our three lines here, so I need to have something worthwhile to say... Oh yeah! The reason that there isn't any turkey for our fanfic thanksgiving is that... well, I had chinese food for this thanksgiving. Blame my parents for not liking turkey thanksgivings. It's all their fault. Go bug them about how Chinese food is not a traditional way to celebrate thanksgiving! It's not my fault that they like sweet and sour pork!!

Akashia-chan: ...

Hanakuro: Akashia-chan! You just wasted a line with dots!! Those dots mean that you didn't say anything! Don't waste our precious remaining lines with silence, and- crap, this is the last line. On to the story!

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"Hanakuro, get up and stop slacking!!"

"Hnn? What do you mean? I'm not slacking!" Hanakuro protested while she was in her pillow fort playing the Zelda DS game. "Ha! take that! DIE!!"

"I mean that you're getting really lazy because of the no-school thing in previous chapters, and there is somehow still no school now, many chapters after!" And probably the only reason that Aka-chan was so serious was because that last week, Hanakuro had got off without having to write as much as a sentence.

"Well, if it makes you any happier, my parents have invited you to my family Thanksgiving dinner at a chinese restaurant. Yes, there's cookies."

"M-Meh? Cookies?" Akashia-chan immediately turned back into her normal sugar-craving self. She started running around the room yelling "Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie!!"

Hanakuro, however, was not that happy about having to go to her family Thanksgiving. All of her relatives there were her mom's old Japanese relative people that she was supposed to know.

"Hey, aren't all the people there your mom's old Japanese relative people?" Aka-chan said suddenly. "Wait, does that make you half Japanese?? What's on your dad's side of your family?"

"Um... I think.. French? No, Scottish! wait, that's not right, he's...? I'm not quite sure myself."

"Uh, HELLO? Are you forgetting anybody here?" Shiori demanded in her very loud I-will-be-very-ticked-off-if-i'm-ignored voice that she seemed to use for every sentence.

"Oh yeah! Let's invite Yako, Godai, Sai, Neuro, Sasazuka, Ishigaki, Random Guy and... hm... i don't think there's anyone else!"

And somewhere in a faraway land, Rikai was screaming that she had been forgotten. "I'll get my revenge on RG and Shiori for being such idiots!! Someday!!"

Shiori sensed that she had been insulted by someone very far away just then, but payed no attention to it. "You forgot ME, idiots! I'm standing right here in front of you!!"

"Oh yeah, Shiori's here too! How silly of me to forget." Hanakuro actually was barely listening. "I wonder if they'll have Pocky there? Chinese pocky?"

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"Hanakuro, what did I say about dressing properly for family dinners?" Hanakuro's (Extremely) annoying mom nagged. Hanakuro, her sister Nana, her mom and her dad were all stuffed into a minivan, driving well below thirty, along a street called Screaming Annoying Mom way. "My sister will think that my child is a delinquent if they see you wearing that!"

"mom... We're just going to a Chinese restaurant. For thanksgiving. There's no reason to wear ball gowns and monkey suits just to stain them when you forget that you suck at using chopsticks. Mom, you suck at using chopsticks. You don't stab the food with chopsticks, you pick it up with them."

Hanakuro was just wearing jeans and a tshirt, it's not like she was wearing a gothic lolita dress! (Although she would have preferred a goth loli dress)

Her mom, however, was in what looked like an entire flock of geese turned into a dress. There were feathers covering the entire thing, and little hard pointy parts around the top. Goose feathers and goose beaks. It smelled like geese too.

"Ugh. Never mind. You're too old for me to be held responsible for your taste in clothing. If you can even call that clothing. It looks like a bunch of rags thrown onto a sewing machine."

"Well at least I'm not wearing dead geese..."

"I 'm going to ignore that. Ugh, honey, are we still on Screaming Annoying Mom Way? And Honey, do you have any idea what that awful noise on the roof of the car is?"

"Shhh!! I Told you that if you were too loud she'd find us out!" Sai whispered just loud enough for everyone except Hana-chan's parents to hear.

"Oh well, if they find out we're here, we don't have to beeping go to this beeping thing." Godai muttered.

"Honey, do you hear someone on the roof of the car? I'M SCARED!! SOMEONE SAVE POOR HELPLESS ME!!" Hana-chan's pathetic mom started screaming at the top of her lungs, causing her dad to take his hands off the steering wheel to cover his ears."

"Dear, there's nobody on the roof, I promise!" Hana-chan's dad said.

"NOOO!! THERE ARE EVIL LLAMAS ATTACKING OUR CAR WITH THEIR EVIL HORDES OF PUMPKIN DRAGONS!! THE SUN IS HURTLING TOWARDS US AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, CRASHING INTO THE EARTH AND CAUSING THE WORLD TO EXPLODE!!"

"Just...Shut...Up..." Hanakuro said as calmly as she could. It's actually pretty hard to talk calmly when your father has just driven you into a ditch. "Dad, remember. Driving 101, never ever EVER let go of the steering wheel when you're next to a ditch. Better yet, just don't ever let go of the steering wheel."

"I'll... try to remember that... when we get a new car..."

Hana-chan's family car was totaled. Completely. Well, this is what they get from driving on Screaming Annoying Mom Way. A screaming annoying mom who totaled the family car.

"I really am the only sane one in this fanfic... Mom, Dad, Sister who amazingly hasn't said a word so far, we're going to have to walk to the Chinese restaurant. For Thanksgiving. Why are we going to a Chinese restaurant for Thanksgiving in the first place? Aren't we supposed to eat turkey and stuffing and stuff?"

"Uhm... isn't that the point of Thanksgiving? To eat turkey?" Aka-chan said.

"Isn't it... to give thanks?" Sai sighed. (Sai sighed! rhyming!!)

"Oh... really?"

"Wait, who are these people?? ALIENS!! TIME TRAVELERS!! ESPERS!!" Hanakuro's mom screamed as everyone dragged her along the pavement to the chinese restaurant.

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(Narrator's POV)

The group of anime characters, OCs, and actual people all approached the fancyish chinese restaurant.

"Wow... this place is fancyish..." Nana (hana-chan's sister) said, surprised.

"Well, since this is this fanfic, I'm guessing that this restaurant won't be standing by the time we're all out of here." Hanakuro said. Of course, every time that Hana-chan and Aka-chan go somewhere, the place ends up completely trashed by the time they're gone.

"Yeah, I guess that does always happen... hey narrator, remember when Hana-chan and I and a few of our friends went to the beach together and threw ice-cream at people's faces? That was fun... were you there?"

Wait... I'm a narrator. Why is she talking to me? Aren't only you, the reader supposed to be able to see me here?

"Nah, we can see you there. We always could. You were just too insignificant to actually take notice of... But we're taking notice of you now, because it's slightly funny!"

This is impossible! In all this time that I've been narrating these mini-stories, (That would be about what, a month or so?) nobody had payed any attention to me!! I always thought that you people ignored me because I was an invisible ghost that only the reader can hear!

"That's because that... wait, why are we wasting our time in front of this restaurant when we could be eating chinese food? I WANTS FOOD!!"

"That's a good idea, Aka-chan... I guess we should go, I'm starving from walking all the way to this restaurant!" Yako said.

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(Narrator's POV. Again! This narrator sure is popular in the POV section!)

That food smells really good... I wonder what's on the menu here? Nothing too strange, I hope... What?? Fried chicken's feet?! Pig's noses?? pig INTESTINES?? What do these chinese eat??

"Hey, why the hell are we eating at this place? all the beeping food sounds weird...pig intestines?" Godai looks kinda green... weak stomach...

"Hey, I bet it's just the names, and they're trying to scare off any non-chinese people with stuff they don't even really serve!" Yako told them, and I'm sure she's well aware that all the names mean exactly what they are.

"Hmm... I want noodles!" Nana screamed... she screams very loud...loud enough for everyone in the restaurant (All chinese) to turn around and look at her.

"Zhu zui!!" We all heard someone shout from the back of the restaurant. If the very small amount of chinese I know is right, that person just told her to shut up. I agree.

"Let's go sit down at one of the tables in the front! Then we can see the entrance and talk to the people who come in the door!" Nana is a weird little girl... extremely...

"I'm ordering noodles!!" Nana screamed way too loud for someone her age.

"That's... nice. I'm going to see what there is on the menu... hm. fried chicken feet still sounds gross. pig's noses... pig intestines... shrimp... that sounds okay! what else? Fried shrimp, shrimp with soup, live shr- live shrimp?? What do they serve here? Duck tongue? Silkworm? ROAST DOG?? cow stomach... sheep tails...deep fried scorpion..."

"Ew, Yako, stop reading it all out loud!!" Shiori was also turning green... I didn't know that demons could turn green. interesting...

"I know! Let's find some way to make Neuro eat live shrimp!" Sai said. He seemed much too excited about this...

"Yeah! Quick! Get him before- wait, where'd he go?" Yako looked around. Neuro had disappeared. Magic.

"Great, how the hell are we supposed to force him to eat... he doesn't even eat human food, does he? He eats mysteries..." Good point, Shiori. I would think you of all people would remember that.

"well... since we're out of ideas, let's trash this place!" Sai decided.

Wait a minute, am I the only one here who has noticed that Sasazuka and Ishigaki haven't shown up in this chapter at all? Only their names were mentioned at the top, they haven't actually appeared here! In fact, i don't think they were even stuck on the roof of Hanakuro's car... uh oh... something weird is going on... three disappearances... four, counting Random Guy...

And in some faraway land, Rikai was screaming that her revenge plan was made, and nobody could escape now. Not even the shrimp. Shiori and random guy were goin down!

The shrimp sensed that they had been insulted, but said nothing, because they were shrimp.

"You know what? I did not copy this idea from anyone else, but i think something weird is going on. There have been four disappearances. " Godai figured something out, all on his own!! Stupid idiot stealing my ideas...

"Oh yeah... why didn't I think of that?" Hanakuro, who was supposed to be the smartest one there, (excluding maybe Neuro and Shiori...) hadn't figured it out! Wow!

"Just kidding! I thought something was weird, so I brought along a robot armed with water guns, pellet guns, real guns, and laser guns! and taser guns!"

... okay, maybe not. But still, something was going on... wait...Um... hello? does anyone feel the ground shaking underneath us? Doesn't anyone see the walls crumbling? Wh- why is the ceiling caving in? GUYS?!

"You really are all stupid. Now, I'm going to take my revenge on you all! Including you, narrator!"

Wait, me? And I thought that she was sent to another dimension! Wait... who's with her? Neuro? and... Nana?? Wait, what's going on??

"Crap... Rikai's back... I'm gonna die..." Random Guy didn't seem that confident...

"Um, shouldn't we leave this at a cliffhanger now?" Hana-chan asked.

"Yeah, good idea. Okay." Aka-chan agreed.

-- (the sign of the end, leaving you at a cliffhanger!)

Hanakuro: Oh no! Rikai's back! What's going to happen now? Are we going to be okay? How come I'm not surprised that my sister is turning against me? Why am I asking all these pointless questions I already know the answers to?

Akashia-chan: Never mind that, what's with the insanely gross food we have listed up there? I never agreed to type that!!

Hanakuro: um... my friend who's chinese told me those... and I'm not saying that chinese people are weird and eat weird food. It's just that this is (some) of the weirdest foods I found... some of the grosser ones would make this fanfic actually need the T rating we gave it. Why'd we rate it T?

Akashia-chan: because T is for Turtle. and tree, tint, tarp, tent, toucan, toothbrush, tapestry, toxicology, towboat, theater, triangle, teal,Taj Mahal, tapir, tambourine, threshold, trigonometry, truant officer, tropical fruit, television, tack, tang, triple, throw, timely, tick, turban, trip, tuning fork, tertium, tunnel, toys R us, treat, turnip, topple, thesaurus, tatami, totem pole, trap, tripe, turmoil, tuition, tzigane, twister, twitch, tyrannosaur... gasps for breath

Hanakuro: now you see how hard that is.

Akashia-chan: yes... very... hard... chicken feet...

Hanakuro: anyways, see you all next week! Except... Next week's may be late... because of school projects, Hanakuro's two birthday parties, (my birthday is on the 26th october, birthday party is on the 24th. next week! I'll send you all imaginary internet cake!)

soccer, volleyball, piano, helping sister with homework, chores... preparing halloween costume! I'm going as Haruhi Suzumiya! Yay!

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the end!