Hanakuro: sorry for being behind in the chapters lately! School sucks… we don't own MTNN!
Akashia-chan: we've been so uncreative with disclaimers! And somewhat less random! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanakuro: we're gonna try to make this SUPER special awesome-ly random to make up for us being to slack-y! And by the way... Hi dad! My dad says he would read this fanfic, because i've been telling him how much time, (2 hours of each week) it takes to write these. So.... Here is my short (lol, yeah right) message to my dad.
'Hi dad? Wazzup? Did I ever tell you how much my room resembles pumpkin colored penguin number 4466456? It really does. With all of its pumpkin colored penguin number 4466456ness. I mean, It's awesome! Your room just looks like... Neuro's hair clips. yeah. your room is a TRIANGLE! HA! So anyways.... hi! Thank you for reading this fanfic.... Hey, are you going to review? That would be interesting... my dad reviewing my fanfic.... hm.... so anyway, what was I going to say? Oh yeah! This little message to you wasted 100 words. Happy? You got 100 words for you....chapter time!'
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Hanakuro: MEOW!!
Akashia-chan: meow to you too! Hi everybody!
Hanakuro: guess what?
Akashia-chan: I know! There's a rabid goose in your pants telling you what to say!
Hanakuro: how'd you know?
Shiori: yo! Hey, has anyone seen RG? He just, disappeared last chapter, with no warning!
Yako: and heard some crashing before he disappeared.
Sai: happy Halloween! Well, almost…
Akashia-chan: there are 5 days 'till Halloween as we write this!
Ishigaki: I propose a Halloween party! Since it'll be after Halloween when we get the next chapter out!
Hanakuro: awesome idea! And for that, we need costumes! Everyone should dress as an anime/manga character from a different series!
Shiori: from what I've heard, you need candy for Halloween, right? Chicken man!
Akashia-chan: chicken man? Hoorah! CANDY! When was the last time I had candy…
Hanakuro: yesterday?
Akashia-chan: oh yeah! But I haven't in the fanfic lately!
Go-die: thank goodness for that… by the way, I hate Halloween.
Hanakuro: have you ever actually celebrated it?
Go-die: well… no…
Hanakuro: you get to scare the living crap out of people!
Go-die: Gets evil look
Yako: uh-oh…
Shiori: should we start with reviews?
Akashia-chan: b-b-but, candy!
Hanakuro: ignores Akashia-chan the first review is from mynameisedward!
Don't deny it Neuro! And I'm not insane!
Neuro: I'm not denying anything…
Shiori: my little brother's growing up so fast!
Neuro: we didn't do anything!
Shiori: suuuure ya didn't…
Yako: next review! It's froooom, a new reviewer! The-Holy-Desciple-of-Muse!
w00t! i finally get to review! ok, so, here goes:
Neuro: OMG, you're so freaking badass! And you have kickass eyes. But that won't stp me from letting Shiori torture you. *evil grin* muahahaha...
Yako: Your so cool, i wish i could eat that much and not get fat. Pound it (knuckle touch)! And i give you a hug, Cuz ur just awesome like that.
Go-Die: MAN puick your stereotype! jeeze...but your obsessive use of profanity makes me laugh. so i won't take your knife away.
Sai: You're so adorable! Hug! and because ur so cute...i give you CHOCOLATE!
Shiori: Ok, your just as badass as your brother. Mainly cuz u torture him so much, muahaha. So yea, torture him as much as he tortured Yako! VENGEANCE!!
Ishigaki: You're so cute! You're like a little puppy dog! I give you glomp hug!
Sasazuka: Will you smile? Please? For your fans?
RG: You're pretty cool. ...i dun rly know what else to say...
Hanakuro: You are the freaking greatest! But i have no idea what to give you...just ask for something, and i'll get it.
Akashia-Chan: WOOT! I love teh RANDOMNESS! You are officiially in my book of 'People Who Are Teh Awesomnest'
OH and time for my dare...
Everybody will turn 13 for the entire chapter. And i mean EVERYBODY including the demons and the hostesses. And Neuro's voice will be the ONLY voice that cracks. Just beacause it's fun to mess with him, XD
Wooh, long review, sry! Update soon!
~Akiko
Everyone suddenly turns 13 and they look like chibis
Neuro: voice cracks and goes high pitched yeah… now I'm sthorter than everyone here...wait, why ith my voith all weird? Oh no! My lithp ith back!!
Shiori: bursts out in hysterical laughter t-the....Lisp... is back...!!! calms down anyways, Neuro still had a lisp when he was 13... it was really funny! Quick, while he still has a lisp, bring in a camera!
Neuro: the lithsp wathn't that funny! And I just had a lithsp becauth thomeone dethided that thee (she) would put thome (some) thort (sort) of pothion thing in my mouth!
Hanakuro: Pulls out camera this... is really going to help my youtube account....thinks: he sounds so cute though!!!
Yako: Neuro is really really short...up to my shoulders... That's a change...
Neuro: Ith not my fault! Ith the thtupid reviewers! Hey, turn that camera off you idiot!!
Hanakuro: yes... over 100, 000 views, maybe more if I post the link on other websites...
Go-die: good. I get to keep my knife...
Sai: I'm too huggable! especially...Eep, chocolate!
Akashia-chan: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
Sai: um… do u mind if I give my gift to Akashia-chan? I think she might tear me apart if she can't have it… gives Akashia-chan chocolate
Akashia-chan: YAY! Thankies! Hugs Sai, eats chocolate SUGAR!!!!!!!
Hanakuro: eek! Sugar rush time…
Akashia-chan: EAT YOURSELF FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!
All: …
Shiori: next review! After the reviews, we get our party! Right?
Hanakuro: yup! And the next review is from Talk Bubble!
Yako! Celebrate with Me and RG!! And everyone else can join!! PIZZA TIME!
RG: BEEP BEEP BEP!! RIKAI IS BEEPING MISSING!? WHAT!?!?
Yeah, he's having a nervous breakdown now because he thinks Rikai is gonna hunt him down...
HEY YEAH! NEURO! YOU IDIOT NEVER PUT ON THE BUNNY SUIT I ASKED FOR! thx AnimeDragons for reminding me!! tehe
RG: I least it ain't me in that bunny suit.
Me: looks at RG for a long time..
NAH!! You'd look better in a cat outfit!!
I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS TOO!!
hm... RG is being hunted down by Rikai AND NEuro? I would protect you, but you were created to be my older bro! So PROTECT MEE!! teehee - desu.. - yo
YAN! SEE YA GUYS! Ima gonna go watch Fumaffu!! I think it's spelled wrong...
Full Metal Panic!!
byebye for now
RG: Ja ne...
Neuro: you are thuch a pathetic human AnimeDragonth…
Hanakuro: ooh! Instead of an anime character, Neuro shall be a bunny for Halloween! Finally he shall wear the bunny suit!
Ishigaki: next review! It's fr-
Go-die: from Talk Bubble again…
Ishigaki: oh c'mon!
I wonder what Chinese Pocky tastes like... hmm...
Wow, Hana-chan, now I know where you get your randomness... Your mom is pretty random... SOrta like Aka-chan. Only Aka-chan is better!!
Hey! IMA GOING TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT ON SUNDAY!! lolz
HI NARRATOR! Have you met RG?
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Driving below thirty? That's scary!! RG drives at 150! tehe! You get used to it after a while.
Hey Hana-chan, since your car is broken, you can have RG's!!
-silence-
I SAID, you can have RG's!
-silence-
YOU CAN HAVE RG'S RED CONVERTABLE!
-silence-
WHAT!?! RG'S NOT ANSWERING!! RG, WHERE DID YOU GO!?!
*somewhere far away, my yell causes an avalanche*
WHAT!? MY YELL CAUSED AN AVALANCHE AND RG STILL HASN'T ANSWERED!!
sniff sniff
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!
I like you Rikai, and I enjoy seeing bad stuff happen to Random Guy, but if you lay a finger on him!
-snaps her fingers-
-army of vampires appears behind her-
Meet DEMETRY, CRUENTUS and all the other vampire characters I've ever made up!!
Cruentus: On a side note, my name mean 'to stain with blood' in Latin.
Me: On another side note, once RG is saved, the vampires will disappear.
CHARGE!
Narrator: no, hi RG!
Hanakuro: hey! Why are you here? You're only supposed to be in mini-stories!
Narrator: I was just saying hi! Bye now! Leaves
Akashia-chan: THERE ARE MONSTER LLAMAS DRIVING ON MINI BIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWELFTH UNIVERESES HEAD!
Yako: yeah… 150 MPH!? that's like how Neuro drives…
Hanakuro: and Edward Cullen! Ooh, sweet, I get a red convertible? Awesome!
Shiori: Cruentus means 'to stain with blood' in latin, eh? That's so cool!!
Akashia-chan: OMG VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!! DO THEY SPARKLE IN THE SUN? SQUEEEE!!!! MONKEYS ON VERANDAS!
Hanakuro: random much! Hey, should we borrow the vamps? Or should you get even with Rikai yourself?
Shiori: we should all gang up on her and ATTACK!
Hanakuro: I was asking TB!
Shiori: Nicknames for the win!!!!!! Time for the last review! From AnimeDragons!
aw, no higuchi? well, o well XD
Neuro: wear the bunny suit or die trying!
Yako: hey, can u get me an apple crisp from the picnic aske or somehing? i havnt had 1 in ages XD
Godai (Go-die): srry i forgot u last time XD u shall hug X. cuz every1 else alredy has. lol.
X: u can transform, rite? turn into a sumo wrestler with an afro. cuz i wanna c 1.
Shiori: send me a pic of neuro in antarica. i jus GOTTA c that!
RG: dont die! XD hey, got a playstation? i want it! gimme!
Ishigaki: *hugs* i shall hug random ppl each time. ur random person numbah 2. congratz again! heres a water pistol! do with it what u will!
Sasazuka: smiling while out of character doesnt count! Neuro, u remember wat 2 do, rite?
Hana-chan: techinically, being less insane than every1 else qualifies as sane. it all depends on who ur being compared 2. not like it wuld take much with THIS crowd. here, hav a water pistol 2. b creaive.
Aka-chan: heres a celery stick. ^^ if u eat it, u get a super water bazooka that also puts the person u shoot with it into a random costume (doesn hav 2 b halloween themed tho). if neuros in his bunny suit, tho, he wont b effected XD he'll jus get very wet.
Rikai, wherever u r: here, hav a chill pill *hands over a mentos*
SCUBA-DIVING UNICORN!! do u know where i culd find 1 of those??
Neuro: why me…? I don't detherve thith!
Yako: NEVER!!!!!!
Hanakuro: Yako, be nice.
Yako: sigh okay… hands AnimeDragons apple crisp
Go-die: Not a chance!
Sai: only girls hug me!
Akashia-chan: I BOUGHT IT ON EBAY!!!!!!!!
Hanakuro: if a reviewer says you must hug, you must hug!
Sai/Go-die: fine… hug
Sai: turns into chibi-sumo wrestler with afro I look like such a freak…especially since i'm this short...
Shiori: okay! Good for me, I sent along one of those Evil Friday things with Neuro to Antarctica! Now I just have to tinker with it a little and… here! A picture of Neuro in a hula skirt dancing with… penguins… why does that penguin have a peanut on it's foot?
Hanakuro: if you look at it right, it kinda looks like Matsuda from Death Note..
Akashia-chan: I have returned to the real world! And by the way, weren't we supposed to have L over for this show?
Hanakuro: um… well, how about we just have Go-die dress up as him…
Akashia-chan: nyoh! Never! I wantz L!
Hanakuro: how about next week?
Akashia-chan: I know! In the ministory!
Hanakuro: sigh okay...
Shiori: poor RG isn't here, he's… well, we're not really sure…
Ishigaki: I got a hug! Yay for being random person number 2! Sprays water pistol at Akashia-chan
Akashia-chan: I'm wet now! Meh!
Sasazuka: uh-oh…walks briskly out of house
Neuro: follows Sasazuka
Hanakuro: I'm sane! Sprays all water out of water pistol, fills pistol with gasoline anyone got a match?
Akashia-chan: ME! Gives Hanakuro match
Hanakuro: NOW I HAS FLAMETHROWER! MWAHAHAHA!
Akashia-chan: eats celery stick YES! Now I shall spray… ISHIGAKI! As payback for getting me with water!
Ishigaki: EEK! Runs around house screaming
Akashia-chan: chases Ishigaki while spraying water bazooka NYAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hanakuro: you can get scuba-diving unicorns at an Ikea near you!
Yako: isn't that a furniture store…
Hanakuro: they sell other stuff too!
Shiori: time for the party!
Akashia-chan/Ishigaki: come back into room
Hanakuro: Ishigaki! What the heck are you wearing!?
Ishigaki: a Rangiku Matsumoto costume…
Hanakuro: it even has fake boobs… scary… very scary…
Shiori: hey, we should all change into costumes!
Akashia-chan: and eat candy!
Time lapse, half an hour
Yako: taa daa!
Hanakuro: I shall now say who everyone is! Yako is CC from Code Geass! Shiori is Yuuki Cross from Vampire Knight!
Akashia-chan: I wanna say too! Neuro is obviously a pink bunny! Sasazuka is… um… hey, you didn't dress up! Snaps fingers he is now Yu Kanda from D. Gray-man! Go-die is … Ichigo Momomiya!!!!!!! What the hell!?
Go-die: hey, Sai made me wear it…
Sai: remember in the first chapter when I kidnapped Akashia-chan and disguised myself as her? Well, I said that if Go-die didn't do the dare, he should dress up as Ichigo Momomiya from Tokyo Mew Mew!
Akashia-chan: oh yeah!
Hanakuro: and finally, Sai is Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist! Are we missing anyone? Um…
Akashia-chan: US! We are both Haruhi Suzumiya!
Hanakuro: oh yeah! Well, now that we've got that out of the way, it's party time!
Akashia-chan: CANDEH!!!!! Eats a bunch of candy YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! MEGA BLOX, CHICKEN, KLACKALACKA DING DONG, MAGIC SHAMMY, BLUE DOOR, BLACK SERPENT!
Shiori: we need music! Puts on song Monster Mash
Hanakuro: dances like a maniac! LATER EVERYONE!!
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Hanakuro: we're sorry for taking so long with this chapter!
Akashia-chan: yup! Hey, what's everyone going as for Halloween? Are you even going trick-or-treating? We're actually both going together as Haruhi Suzumiya, and we're gonna be the Haruhi twins!
Hanakuro: and Aka-chan is going to use glow in the dark body gel to make herself glowing haruhi suzumiya... and is it our fault that RG is missing?
Akashia-chan: maaaybe…
Hanakuro: want some cookies?
Akashia-chan: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanakuro: I'll take that as a yes! Bye all!
Akashia-chan: goat cheese!
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Neuro: I hath thoo get wid of thith lithp! Ugh! I theem like a compwetely different perthon when I thound like thith!!
Hanakuro: thinks: okay, that sounds REALLY cute...
