Hanakuro: and just because... we're giving Neuro the lisp again.... 'cause it is so freakin cute...oh, and we're all still chibis for this chapter.... to make it funnier...
Akashia-chan: Forgetting something...?
Hanakuro: Oh yeah! We do not own MTNN! But we do own lisping chibi-Neuro!
Aka-chan: And, due to our stupidity in forgetting in the last few chapters... we are, as of now, adding Higuchi and L to the mini-story... then to the actual chapters.
Hanakuro: On to the story!
-- (Hanakuro's POV)
Great. We just got turned into chibis, and now we're expected to somehow fight off a bunch of revenge-seeking demons? Ugh. Neuro, Rikai, and my sister. 2 and a half demons, saying that Rikai is half-demon... And somehow, Neuro became non-chibified? What? I have to-
"What? What just happened! I was just at the Task Force headquarters discussing the Kira case while eating cake! Why am I suddenly in this completely demolished restaurant?"
Oh look! It's L! Wait, what's L doing here? We're in serious trouble here, we could use Kira, not a sugar-obsessed freak! Maybe I could just lock up L so he doesn't get in the way... or stick him in the crab tank.
"L!!!!! Oh my god, sorry we couldn't get you in here sooner! I'm so glad to finally meet another sugar-obsessed freak!!"
...okay, Akashia-chan can join L in the crab tank. Whatever. I don't care. Now how do-
"Hey, wha-? I was in the middle of hacking the police website! I wanted to write about how Usui's an idiot and stick pictures of antelopes on his head..."
I keep getting interrupted how? Never mind. Now, to-
"Higuchi! How did you get here?" What? Now Yako is interrupting me. The world is against me today.
"Good question... Oh! I still have my computer here! Great. I'm going to hack... Wikipedia!"
"Not a good idea, Higuchi! If you hack Wikipedia, get named the king of wiki-land, and somehow earn lots of money, the heffalump-sized four leaf clovers are gonna tear you up into little bite-sized pieces! Then eat you for their after-school snack!!"
Akashia-chan.... the crab tank is just waiting for you... Okay! I think I need to say something now! I've somehow stayed silent until now!
"Hey guys!! Aren't you wondering exactly HOW we're going to survive this? I mean, without using that weapon of mass destruction..."
I turn to face them. Sai, Shiori, and Godai are playing Go-fish. Where'd they even get those cards?
"Got any fours?"
"Nope. Got any sevens?"
Ugh... those three were our only hope... We're going to die. On the 26th of october... 26th of october? Oh wow, It's my birthday today... I'm going to die on my birthday, exactly (classified) years old...
"Neuro, Rikai, evil sister whose name is too unimportant to remember, aren't you all supposed to be chibi-fied if you're in this fanfic?"
"Well, I guess so... But i don't feel like being much older... After all, Nana's only going to be 10 for a little while, I don't want to skip 3 years..."
Oh yeah... Nana's still only 10... I think.
"Well, Rikai and Neuro, go ahead and get chibi-fied already! I'm waiting!"
Neuro laughed (evilly). Rikai sighed. I noticed that Aka-chan and I had made a rhyme when we had typed the sentence before.
Neuro and Rikai sighed, making another rhyme, and decided, against their better judgment, to become chibis.
"Okay, fine, we're chibith. Now we donth hath an advanthage. Happy?"
That lisp really is cute...
"Yup, I'm pretty happy. But now I'm the only one left here... let's see. Akashia-chan and L are over by the Chinese cakes... Which reek of shrimp. Higuchi... Higuchi? Oh, Higuchi is currently drowning in the crab tank. Shiori, Sai and Godai are playing go-fish... still. Yako is looking for food... That reeks of shrimp. Random Guy is cowering in fear of you guys. Did I forget anyone?"
"Us?"
"Thank you evil sister whose name is too unimportant to remember. You guys are standing there preparing to kill me and turn this restaurant into a huge crater in the ground. There, I'm done."
And somewhere, the shrimp felt like they had been forgotten. And had been told that a cake and chinese food smells like them. But they said nothing, because they were being eaten by Yako. This is the end of the shrimp. Goodbye shrimp. We won't miss you at all. Because you never even talked. Do shrimp talk?
Shiori felt that a few tables away from her, she heard a shrimp screaming 'help me!!' But she said nothing. Because she was playing go-fish.
"Alright then. you have two choices. Either we kill everyone in this restaurant except you, (and turn this entire city into a giant crater.) or we just kill you, and everyone else lives. Which one are you going with?"
"Is this one of those 'Which is the right thing to do' type of questions, Rikai? I think I got this one in a quiz book..."
"Yeah, so which one?"
"Well, in those types of books, you always choose to let yourself die, and save everyone else just to seem like a nice person, right? In the book, I chose to sacrifice myself, but... when the time actually comes, you just do whatever the best choice is for yourself, like the selfish little idiot you are. Like when it says 'Would rather become a famous doctor who gets payed lots of money but works at a hospital where they don't care about the patients, or a doctor who saves lots of peoples lives, but doesn't get payed very much?' You always choose the one where you get payed more in real life, get what I mean?"
"... That made no thense whathoever."
"anyways, your choice?"
Am I really going to let everybody here die, just for my small Otaku life? Am I really going to do that? Well, of course I am, but I suppose I could try to save the others in the process... and fail miserably.
"Let 'em die, I don't care."
"W-What?? Wow... I never knew things could go this well according to plan... We can kill Random Guy and Shiori, and nobody can stop us! That was amazingly easy! The NRN has succeeded!"
"Um... NRN?"
"Neuro Rikai Nana. See? Aren't we smart?"
"Nana? is that your name? I thought it was Nina..."
"You see, this is why I'm going to kill-wait, I don't get to kill her?"
"No, don't you understand what we said? We kill everyone except her! I have no clue why we can't just kill her too..." Rikai better not go back on her word, or else.... I'll take her out of the fanfic...
"Oh, I think that we can't kill her because that if we do, we'll forever disappear into the distant realms of nothingness... This fanfic won't be able to get updated, because Hana-chan is the only one who knows the password to her account... We'll disappear..."
Very smart Nana. Good little monkey. Want a banana, monkey?
"Hey, hana-chan... LET'S GET THESE IDIOTS BEFORE THEY CAN KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!"
Nyeh? When'd Aka-chan get away from the cake that reeked of shrimp? She's going to get killed any second now.... any second... Hello? Normally someone gets killed after someone else says that! Hurry up already! Hey... I don't remember everyone else getting away from go-fish... heh? Everyone's back here?
"Thank you, Hanakuro, I knew you would sacrifice yourself to save us!" Shiori...? Are you completely deaf? I agreed to let them kill you all! Oh well, I get called a hero. As long as nobody spills.
"Fine, who careth? We're justht going to kill all of you guys then!"
"Hey random guy, come here. We're going to use you to get these guys."
"Huh? how are you going to- wait s-stop!!! S-STOP IT!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!! I'm too innocent to die!"
oh, poor random guy... Akashia-chan had strapped all of her -excuse me- MY firecrackers to random guy, and was in the process of taping a jet pack to the back of his head. It was nice knowing you, Random Guy. If there are any firecrackers left after, I need them for Halloween.
fsssssssssh
Oh! she lit the firecrackers! Awesome... They're really bright... If Random Guy lives, he's going to be blind... I think I already am...
Oh, there goes the jetpack! Wait... something seems a little off... oh god.
"Hey, Aka-chan! Don't you think you should aim Random Guy at the people we're fighting, not me?"
Crap, did she find out that I would have let them kill everyone? That I really don't care about them in the least? That I those firecrackers aren't actually mine, but stolen out of Aka-chan's locker?
"Oops, sorry! I'm really up in the clouds today..."
Good. Now fire the random guy!!! GO!!!
... hurry up.
WHOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!! (sound fx are awesome)
"There he goes!"
"It's so beautiful!"
"Rikai's gonna get it!"
"Crap, there's a flying random guy that I have yet to take my revenge on coming right towards us!!"
"Everybody, LELOUCH IS SCHIZOPHRENIC DUCK!!!!!" (A joke that sadly nobody will understand... although it'll sound pretty stupid if you watch Code Geass.)
BOOMCRASHKASPLATKABOOMKABANGSUPERMANKACHINGDINGDONG (super long sound fx!!)
I think it was Shiori who spoke first.
"...that was freakin awesome."
You can say that again.... for sure... all of our problems got solved with sixteen packs of firecrackers and a jetpack. That was pretty easy...
"It's the fourth of july!!! Look at all the prettyful fireworks! Fourth of july on october 26th!" (Sorry about all this october 26th stuff, that was the date when we wrote this.)
"Oh yeah, it's my birthday! Forgot about that... who wants to have a party for me? Anyone? Hello?"
What, were these morons deaf? Seriously....
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L: I didn't do anything in this chapter except look at cake...
Higuchi: All I did was threaten to hack Wikipedia and get half-drowned in a crab tank...
Hanakuro: All I did in this chapter was almost get you all killed...
Akashia-chan: You did WHAT???
Hanakuro: um... nothing.
Neuro: Now that thith chapther ith over, can I sthpeak normally again? And stop being a chibi?
Shiori:...No. Never. Ever.
L/Higuchi: IS EVERYBODY HERE IGNORING US????
Yako: um, Don't worry, I'm sure they'll add you guys into the next chapter! I hope...
Hanakuro: Uh... Oh! of course we will! Sure! Let's see how ridiculously hyper everyone gets on halloween! I wonder if L will get a sugar rush...?
Sai: That would be interesting to watch!
Neuro: Exthremely...
Hanakuro: Okay guys, in the next chapter, we're all going trick or treating, and everyone's going to get HYPER! REALLY HYPER!!!!
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(Note from Hanakuro: Do people think I'm not hyper? It seems like they do... I guess that's just the way I am in this fanfic.... Hmm.... Maybe on the next chapter... I can show people that I really am hyper... Right Aka-chan? Remember that little piece of red string stuck to my finger? And those Hitsugaya, Kyoya, Yuki and Kon dolls I made do the cancan on my front porch?And my sisters pointy knee? All that shall be revealed in the next chapter..... heheheheheh...... No really, in real life I'm as hyper, if not more hyper than Aka-chan.... really. believe me.)
