Hanakuro: Wow we're late with this! So here's our disclaimer! We do not own MTNN! If we did, well... (There would be a lot more -NeuYako-, by my orders. Aka-chan is going to kill me after she reads this.)

Akashia-chan: ... what... did.... you ...just ....say?

Hanakuro: um... nothing?

Akashia-chan: I THOUGHT WE BOTH AGREED THAT -NEUYAKO- WAS BAD!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!!! IT'S THE WORST MTNN PAIRING EVER!!!!

Hanakuro: On with the story! Excuse our lateness! There shall be crack in this chapter! REAL CRACK!!!!!!

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It was a normal overcast day in (classified) ville. Hanakuro, Akashia-chan and the others were out at a park. After Halloween's randomness, they were all, Hanakuro especially, very tired. Even though the long time in between updates of the fanfic meant that it had been well over a month since the events of the last chapter had passed.

"...Hanakuro, what's this?" Shiori was sitting in the grass of Metamphetamine park, staring suspiciously at a little pile of white rocks she had found under a nearby bush. It was probably nothing good, looking at the name of the park.

"Um... it looks like crack. Like this story. I bet that's what our fanfic looks like crushed up into little rock pieces. And then someone comes along and smokes it, sending us all into nonexistent limbo. But it doesn't really matter if it is crack or not, since they're great for flicking at people." Hanakuro sent a little piece of one of the rocks flying into Aka-chan's face as she spoke.

"Hey! Sto-STOP IT!!" Akashia-chan picked up a little piece of the rocks -which were obviously pieces of crack- and threw it at Hanakuro. It missed of course.

"Mwahaha!! Your crack-throwing skillz are no match for my crack throwing skillz! Aka-chan, cower in fear of my-" Hanakuro was abruptly cut off by a giant flying red mohawk that was aimed directly for her forehead.

"SHUT UP!!" After being a lisping chibi for god knows how many chapters, Neuro's temper was nowhere near normal. "I GET TURNED INTO A LISPING FRIKKIN 13 YEAR OLD!!! AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU POST IT ON YOUTUBE. AND THEN, YOU MAKE ME SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK!"

"..." Hanakuro and Akashia-chan just stared at him for a moment before Aka-chan said "Hey Hana-chan, remember last week when I said I got 400 dollars?"

"Yeah, what'd you do with it? Buy a book on Grade 1 math? And a pack of crayons? Or maybe... a sock monkey?"

Aka-chan looked pretty annoyed for a second, before realizing that she actually did buy that (excluding the sock monkey). Akashia-chan hates sock monkeys. With the hatred of a thousand burning mattresses. Anyhow, the book cost 10 dollars. The crayons, 2 dollars. leaving her with another 288 dollars. but she also bought...

"No, actually, I bought... THIS!" She exclaimed way too dramatically. She was holding up a little plastic box with 'made in china' written on the bottom. It was full of melamine, undoubtedly. She opened the box, took out a hundred layers of white tissue paper, and lo and behold. There it was. The object that had cost her 288 dollars. A small (plastic melamine) green button.

"Uh... what exactly is that?"

"It's a button!" Akashia-chan screamed louder than necessary.

"Um, DUH! I can see that! But what does it do?!"

There was a brief silence.

"Oh what does it DO? Why didn't you say that earlier, silly? It says a random word every time you press it!" She pressed that button ten times, and words came out of the little melamine speaker on the bottom.

-lawsuit attorney-

-french toast-

-citrus dentures-

-society-

-accordion-

-indulge-

-prerequisite-

-hindsight

-Pringles-

-interface-

"...that is awesome."

"I know, isn't it? And it only cost me 288 dollars." And Akashia-chan was just sitting there in the grass with a big smile stuck on her face.

"You spent almost all your money... on that little button." It was more of a statement than a fact, really. But Hanakuro just stared at her idiot of a friend incredulously.

"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME EVEN THOUGH I'M IN CAPSLOCK!!!!! LISTEN TO THE BIRD DEMON DAMMIT!!!" Said bird demon who was now in bird form with his hand-spikes out and ready for killing.

"Neuro, I've been wondering... what type of bird are you?" Yako asked the fatal question. The one question. Nobody is sure of the truth. Not even... THE NEURO LIVEJOURNAL COMMUNITY! (just someplace random that might have known. Anyone read the manga raws? I do. No clue what they're saying.)

"Oh! Oh! I know! I know!" Yelled the jumping Sai, waving his hand in the air like you do in elementary school. "Okay, so while I was studying Neuro to try to figure out more about me, I discovered.... He's a toucan!!"

The same type of brief silence engulfed the small park once again, leaving everyone, especially Neuro, feeling very uncomfortable.

"You mean... like Toucan Sam? Hey Neuro, you can be on the fronts of Fruit Loops boxes and ads for your cereal brand! And eat cereal mysteries!"

And just after Yako said that..Out of nowhere, there was a loud explosion and a puff of blue smoke. Emerging from the smoke was... The real Toucan Sam himself.

"You may not take over my cereal! It is MY cereal! I will not let you have it!" Toucan Sam then pulled a machine gun from under his wing and proceeded to shoot at Godai for no reason at all.

-scary-

-toucan-

BOOM! Another very loud explosion. This time, no smoke. And the source of said explosion was... Akashia-chan's head.

"What the truck just happened?" Godai, now filled with little bullet holes, exclaimed as he was being shot at by Toucan Sam.

"Um... I hope you guys don't mind, but... I had to take Akashia-chan's brain off of life support. It's been dead for at least ten years now, and she's lived quite fine without it for quite a while now." Hanakuro said innocently, as if you see someone's head explode every day.

Aka-chan's head snapped up as she regained consciousness. "Nyeh? What just happened?"

"Nothing, nothing! Everything's fine! Now go back to... doing whatever you do."

"I'm gonna press the button!"

-douchebag-

-dynamobox-

-wazzam-

-balloon-

-hatgun-

"Now, for your amusement, I, Higuchi, have brought back... The Random Beam. Resurrected in all its random godliness."

Now Higuchi started to shoot the Random Beam at nobody in particular. It shot a capybara. Now for those of you who didn't know, Neuro hates capybaras. With the flaming hate of a million burning mattresses. So this did not make him happy in the least. In fact, it made him unhappy. But most of all... scared. Capybaras scared the hell out of him.

"Noooo! Why must I be made fun of in every single chapter?? WHY?? Hey, I'm off capslock!" Neuro exclaimed just before being pummeled by capybaras.

The endless horde of constantly multiplying capybaras soon overcome Neuro, and sent him off to the middle of the Zora temple. Nobody knows why. All he knows it that he's going to need a walkthrough to get through it. "God Link's sword is heavy! How the hell does he carry the damn thing without a crane or something!"

And then because the two authoresses of this fanfic were out of stupid ideas, they sent the rest of the characters to the middle of a forest.

"Hey, where are we? Hanakuro? Shiori? anyone?" Akashia-chan asked as she looked around uncertainly.

"Um... I think we're lost in a giant forest." Oh look, Ishigaki was back! And he actually said something without being interrupted! AMAZING!

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!! WE'RE LOST IN A FOREST!!!!!!! Wait, we might be okay. Do we have any food? I was told by my mom that if I was ever for some reason lost in a forest in my fanfic, I should have food. If not, go cannibalistic and eat your friends. Or yourself." Akashia-chan said.

Stupid instructions, undoubtedly.

"Aka-chan...? We have no food. You're the weakest one here. If you try to eat us... you die. So..."

Hanakuro didn't necessarily WANT Aka-chan to eat herself, but... with her number three rule, 'self preservation before preservation of others', she had no other choice.

"NOOOOO!!!! EAT YOURSELF FOR YOUR LIVES!" Akashia-chan yelled.

And now, Pocky Otaku productions present to you... their incredibly stupid skit. Please refrain from throwing more that six tomatoes at them after. Others would like a chance too.

"NOO!!!! We is stuck in a forest! What we do?!?!?!" Aka-chan was sitting on the ground, yelling as she rocked back and forth.

"Um... well, we could always try to find a way out. There's slight traces of a path here." Hana-chan advised, since, well... she wasn't panicking.

"We has no food!!!! EAT YOURSELF FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!" And Aka-chan started trying to bite her arm off.

"Actually, there's a sandwich in my bag, we could-" Hana-chan pulled a ham sandwich out of her bag...

"-throws away sandwich- we has no food!!! eat yourself for your life!!!!"

"Hey, you're going to kill yourself if you try to eat yourself. So technically, the term 'eat yourself for your life' isn't really appropriate."

"No! EAT YOURSELF FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!"

"There's.. an exit right over there. I can see it. There's probably someone there who can get us back to our fanfic chapter..."

"NO!!! YOU MUST EAT YOURSELF FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!"

The girl, Aka-chan, then started biting her arm off with her vampire teeth.

the end of the skit. The tomatoes may be thrown.

The tomatoes flew. Except Hana-chan and Aka-chan knew what to do after so many failed drama performances. They got behind Sasazuka and Neuro, who had just returned from the Zora temple.

"that boss was nothing compared to Sicks or- WHAT THE-" Neuro was cut off like Ishigaki had been in so many chapters.

Neuro and Sasazuka then proceeded to get pwned by flying rotten tomatoes and a wild hedgehog. And a capybara.

"AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That was awesome!! LOL, Neuro!"

The pwnage continued. The 'LOL-ing did too. it lasted so long, that the authoresses decided to start the next part of their two-part chapter.

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(Now here is the second story, created by boredom, a keyboard, and fingers on said keyboard.)

There was a certain part of the world, hidden to most humans. 'It resembles an enormous black hole, lying at the bottom of the Pacific ocean,' say the few lucky people who have seen it and survived. It is... the pit of fanfic delaying monsters. You know, those huge brown hairy monsters that you see lurking around your room while you're at your computer typing up your new chapter? Yeah, those. And you just thought it was caused by sleep deprivation. WELL IT'S NOT. They're monsters that detest fanfiction. They think it will eventually rule the minds of all otaku and humankind. (Note: Contrary to popular belief, Otaku are actually a different species of human altered by the effects of Japan, the internet, and toxic waste spills. Please do not confuse them with real humans.)

I guess I shouldn't get too far off topic. So these monsters try to delay fanfiction authors and stop them from being released. And they do a fairly good job of it sometimes. Our chapter delay is one of those cases, where entire hordes of fanfiction-hating monsters attack our houses and try to send us into such a state of emotional shock from seeing these large... furry monster things, that we are unable to write. Here is Aka-chan and my story of why we weren't able to release our chapter. We were bored. and this is what comes from our boredom.

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It was nearing midnight in (classified)ville. It was quiet and dark winter night, with the exception of a pale moon and a single flickering streetlamp on (classified) street. A raging snowstorm made it virtually impossible for anyone to be outside. A perfect night for them to arrive. To seek out what they had to destroy. If anyone had been stupid enough to be on the street at midnight (in a snowstorm), they may have caught a momentary glimpse of a pair of glowing red eyes reflecting off the streetlamp before it gave a sudden flash and turned out. Plunging the street into darkness.

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Great. The streetlamp just went out. As a matter of fact, it seems like all the power is out. Poor unfortunate laptop-less souls out there... my laptop is still working fine, though. I wonder if Akashia-chan's power is out too?

I'm still looking at that news article. such a small matter, but that small link between the three victims... 'Three girls attacked at their computers last night' They were sent into a state of shock, too petrified to speak or move. I would have normally just thrown the newspaper into the kitchen for someone else to ignore, but the second victim... it seemed too familiar. Sierra Dunnsburg. Not the name, but her face... and a zoomed in on the three pictures of the girls... all of their computer screens were on the same page. .

cookie_monster: hey hana-chan, u finished ur chapter edits yet?

Crap! My own fanfiction! Aka-chan wouldn't appreciate my answer about zooming in on people's computer screens... maybe I could distract her from the fact about the fanfic and make her focus on... the blackout!

pocky_otaku: Sorry, not yet. I might be a little while, since it's taking a little longer than I thought. By the way, the streetlamp here just turned off suddenly. Actually, I think the power's out completely.

cookie_monster: lol, same here. must be the snow, genius! Lucky we're on laptops. and kk! I'll be watching black cat.

I sigh, and go back to editing the fanfiction. As soon as I get to editing this sentence, my mail program decides that it wants to announce the entire neighborhood of my new email message. The volume's turned up to a level I didn't know existed on normal computers. Plugged into a speaker. With the speaker on full volume. Curse you, stupid deaf sister.

I go to read my new message, despite my throbbing eardrums. ': [FF new chapter] Chapter 13 of story, Fluffy Donuts, from 'MissSierr'

Wait. a second... something is telling me to check MissSierr's profile. I don't know why... maybe the taco man is controlling my mind... must obey the taco man!!!

I check her profile, and realize at once what the taco man was trying to tell me. 'MissSierr' was actually Sierra Dunnsburg. Her icon is a picture of herself, before a face of terror was permanently stuck to her face with superglue. I like superglue, which makes me even more curious as to why it was on this girls face. This sudden turn of events is magical. Like something that could only happen within a fanfiction...

Wait... all fanfictions authors... maybe this is... a warning from the planet Fleep! Yes, that is what is happening! They are telling us that fanfiction must be written, or else we shall all die!!!

But... What the hell is that annoying sound in my back yard?? Every five seconds.... scratch, scratch, scratch... like there's a giant fleep monster trying to invade the house.

cookie_monster: HANAKURO! THERE'S SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!! SCRATCHING ON THE DOORS!!!

pocky_otaku: there's one outside mine too, now fix your capslock button and go back to reading Black Cat like the little mindless pitiful human you are.

cookie monster: I'M NOT KIDDING!! IT'S REALLY THERE!!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S TRYING TO BREAK IN!!!!!!

pocky_otaku: I'm not kidding either. You mean the one that goes 'scratch, scratch, scratch,' right? And what did I tell you about that capslock button?

cookie_monster: o yeah, capslock, srry. I'll use the shift button now. THERE'S REALLY SOMETHING THERE!!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU BELE-

pocky_otaku:Hey, I didn't know you were able to cut people off in mid-sentence over the internet! I should do that more often!

cookie_monster: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!?!

Her capslock button sure is stubborn. Now what IS that creaking sound? And the- wait, the walls seem to be... shooting up into the air? impossible. Then that means that. I'm sinking into the floor.

pocky_otaku: is your floor sinking as fast as mine?

cookie_monster: huh? what do u - OH CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL? I NEVER KNEW WE HAD A BASEMENT THIS BIG UNDER MY BEDROOM?!?!?!

A basement isn't just something that pops up overnight, Aka-chan. Now what are we going to do about our slowly sinking floors? Hmm... Well, maybe I should try to get out of my chair and run as far away from the sinking floor as possible, but... nah. I've always wanted to see a real fleep in person. Maybe now I could.

But what if I'm never able to return to earth, and my last message that anyone will see would be 'is your floor sinking as fast as mine?'

No, Those can't be my last words!!

I decide to quickly type in another short sentence.

'Hey, if we survive, I just got some more Milk pocky, want some?'

I WOULD have added something about my new obsession with Invader Zim, but the floor dropped out from underneath me. Maybe I should scream? But then I would sound like a typical damsel in distress. Then I would have to wear some sort of Disney dress with sparkly ribbons and lace and sing songs about love and happiness and cleaning with my little animal friends. Blech.

So I just scream out 'The pantyhose is always with you' and hope that nobody heard me.

...

...

...

How long have I been falling? Ten minutes? How deep is this hole? Maybe... a black hole inside the earth? A bottomless pit like Yako? Or... a giant space full of nothing like Akashia-chan's head...?

I should have chosen a more comfortable chair to fall to my doom in. I hate leather chairs. I try to change my position, but a giant piece of ice hits me in the head. The last thing I see before I black out is a notepad with 'Draw here' written on it. With the last of my strength, I draw a pigeon. Then I faint like a good little pigeon artist.

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Neuro and Yako, etcetera were lying facedown in the strange ground under them, the fine dirt making them cough as they woke up after their long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, unnecessarily long fall from wherever they came from. There were two people missing from the group, Aka-chan and Hana-chan.

"Slave number one... I don't know where we are, but I'm going to blame it on you anyways."

"Why am I always punished for these types of things? I mean, all things that happen, I'm punished for, yeah, but... why me?"

"WHAT THE PROFANITY IS GOING ON??? WHAT THE PROFANITY IS THIS PROFANITY-ING PLACE???"

"This... is the perfect place to try to kill Neuro to see who I really am, even though I've had plenty of opportunities in the past chapter."

"Hey Neuro... I don't know where we are, but I'm going to throw candy canes at you because I'm just a nice sister that way."

"..."

"Senpai! I'm scared!!! Say something before I die of scaredness!!!"

"My...computer... left at home...."

"Oh hi everyone! I'm here to take Sai and kill Neuro! I'm Sicks! Nice to meet ya everyone!"

There was a blank, but VERY surprised look on everyone's faces. Then they started running around like giant headless chickens.

"AAAAAAH!!!! IT'S SICKS!!!!!"

"NOOOOOO!!! We're all going to die!!!!!"

"I overcooked my beeeeeeeeeeeef!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes, run, RUN little humans! And demons! And whatever the rest of you are!!!!" Sicks screamed after them as they ran around pointlessly

And then.... On the horizon, they all saw a tiny speck coming flying at them at the speed of Fleeps. In fact, it was riding a Fleep!

"Why... are you riding those... pitiful earth.... animals?"

"They're called FLEEPS!!!!! They're my friends!!! I met them when I regained conscience and fed them carrot juice! Then they liiiiiiked me! Then I rode them here! And now, here they are..."

This sudden happening and many many strange events in a row had left the poor group of copyrighted characters stunned and confused.

"HAAAA!!!!! Take this SICKS!!!!!! you may not harm these copyrighted characters! or else Yusei Matsui will sue me for killing off his characters, and then chapter 187 will be filled with blank spaces where the characters were before they died! FROSTING LASER!!!!!!"

Out of nowhere, a white light beam shot out of a small black gun. It was frosting. Sicks ate it. The authors became affected by sleep deprivation and their writing skillz decreased by seventy three percent, causing their writing to get really messy. Then sicks realized that the frosting had gone bad many months before. Sicks got sick, and beamed himself up to his spaceship yelling "I'll get you! And your frosting too!" Then he flew off, already planning his revenge for a later date. Then all the copyrighted characters, one host, and one OC had a little dance party in the middle of wherever they were.

THE END! NOPE, JUST KIDDING! I'M USING THE SHIFT BUTTON!

The Fleep were watching from a nearby bush. They pulled out their report books and took note of how dancing seemed to help the authors regain their writing skillz, and that sudden appearances of manga-only characters seemed to scare them and make them run like chickens.

They were actually quite surprised at how easily one of their kind had been pulled into a truce with the.... fanfic authors. The leader of the group, Mook, took out his 'important occasion' pen that he only used on special occasions, and wrote in bold print: RESIST THE CARROT JUICE. They gathered up all their spying supplies, and stalked off quietly into the bushes. They WOULD be back. Yes they would.

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Hanakuro (me) is tired... Third person is fun. Ugh... Riding Fleeps is hard! We're finally about to leave this stinky place! It smells like old cheese. Oh look, a muffin! I like muffins. And cupcakes. Cupcakes? I had a cupcake at an anime convention once... It had jellybeans on it. What am i going to be for the next anime convention? Haruhi Suzumiya? Or should I finish that Ciel costume for my Kuroshitsuji cosplay? Maybe I could stop daydreaming and actually get into that little portal leading back into the normal world.... but for some reason, I feel like we've forgotten something... those are always the fatal words, aren't they? 'I feel like we've forgotten something.' Oh well, what does worrying do? Nothing.

I step into the little pink and sparkly portal. It's very... Disney-like.

WHOOSH!

And there they were, all back at their own houses. Ta-da!

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A girl was wandering through a strange underground world. She didn't know where she was or how long she had been there. She was mumbling to herself as she walked, her every step leaving a footprint in the sand.

"Idiots....... water..... need....water...... stupid.... HOW COULD HANAKURO LEAVE ME STRANDED HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!"

eventually, this girl named Akashia-chan escaped. She had the help of a Fleep named Mook. Akashia-chan would regret this later. But the authors were tired and would collapse on the keyboard if they continued any longer, causing something similar to this:

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keyboard bashing. Then the authors fainted of exhaustion.

THE END.

We're off to sleep now.

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Hanakuro: Well, that was the most last-minute chapter ever...

Akashia-chan:...still not listening to you. in singsong voice lalalala I can't heeeear yoooou!

Hanakuro: Yes you can. You're just annoyed 'cause you don't like that I like -NeuYako- and you never will!

Akashia-chan: I'm going to kill you.

Hanakuro:...please don't. sleep.. now. zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz

So anyways! Sorry for the huge delay! (little Fleeps delayed us a little, as explained above) and sorry to irule505 and AnimeDragons who didn't have their reviews in a chapter due to lack of reviews. We'll try to get a chapter out with our limited amount of reviews. The next chapter will be a Christmas chapter, duh! Italic message of impending doom now over.