Oy With the Poodles Already!


Lights aura: Hey everyone! Exams are finally over!

Amu: Wahoo!

Lights aura: So, the title is a reference to the famous show Gilmore Girls.

Amu: An amazing series, I might add.

Lights aura: So, please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I only own my characters…


Tori and Sira could not believe what they were seeing. The creature that had caused this entire mess was hovering right outside their window with an idiotic child-like grin on its face.

"What are you doing here?" Sira said angrily.

The molester remained unfazed. "I was just checking on you. How are you enjoying the game?"

Tori laughed. "Game? This game almost killed me three times!"

"Yeah," Sira added as her eye twitch. "And I was nearly erased from existence."

The molester winced slightly. "Wow, you two aren't very good at playing the game, are you?"

Both Sira's and Tori's mouths dropped.

"You aren't serious," Tori said. "You still think this is a game?"

"How do you expect us to defeat demons?" Sira said angrily. "For Pete's sake we're just freaking humans!"

The molester shook its head. "You still don't understand how to play." It slowly began to float away.

"Wait a minute! Where are you going?" Sira demanded.

"I've got things to do," It said simply. "Good Luck!"

Before they could say anything else, he vanished.


A week later, Yukina had left for the spirit world, Kuwabara was back in school, Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei were attending to affairs in the spirit world and Sira and Tori were busy searching for jobs. The girls were sprawled out on the den floor with newspaper clippings scattered around them. "Grr," Sira said, "This sucks! Almost every job requires a college degree!"

"I swear when I get back to our dimension I will get my college degree because without one, it sucks." She frowned at a newspaper clipping in her hand. "God, I think McDonald's requires one as well"

"Ick! There is no way I'm working at McDonald's. One of my friends swallowed a sponge with her hamburger there," Sira said, shivering slightly.

Tori raised an eyebrow. "You know a lot of weird stories."

Sira nodded solemnly. "I'm a writer. It's my job to find weird stories."

At that moment, Yusuke entered the room looking slightly tired but amused. "So, how was your day?" He asked as he shrugged off his coat and threw it on the table.

"Oy with the poodles already!" Sira said as she threw a newspaper clipping across the room.

Tori nodded. "Definitely, oy with the poodles already."

"Are you on crack?" Yusuke asked with an eyebrow raised.

Tori rolled her eyes. "It's a saying from Gilmore Girls. It beats whatcha talkin bout Willis any day."

Yusuke smirked.

"Laugh now but when we feel like torturing you that will be one of the first things you will watch." Sira said.

"After being dressed up in little pink dresses," Tori added.

"Uh-huh," Yusuke said.

"Of course in our minds we have phenomically cosmic powers that allow us to control you," Sira said.

"And amazing knockout gas" Tori added.

"They have been looking for jobs all day which is contributing to their weird behavior." Shizuru said as she picked up Yusuke's coat and whacked him in the head. "And that's for leaving a coat on my counter."

"Ow," Yusuke whined as he rubbed the back of his head. "Did you have to hit me so hard?"

"Baby," Shizuru inhaled on her cigarette. "Speaking of babies, where is my brother?"

The front door slammed shut as a very upset Kuwabara trudged into the room. "There is no way I'm doing this," he said as he slammed a card on the table.

Yusuke picked it up, read it and laughed. "Aw, your school is having a dance and you have to go."

"Shut up, Urameshi!" Kuwabara said. "I ain't going. The whole thing is stupid."

Sira and Tori looked at each other knowingly. Ever since Yukina left, Kuwabara was all doom and gloom. To them, a dance sounded like a perfect way to cheer him up.

"I think it sounds like a great idea!" Tori said with a grin.

Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at her in surprise. "You do?"

"Of course," Sira said, "we can all go. It can be a bonding experience. Yusuke can bring Kayko since neither Tori or I have met her and I'm sure Kurama would want to come so Tori has a date." She completely ignored the death glares her best friend sent her.

"Yeah but who am I supposed to go with?" Kuwabara said grumpily, "Yukina's left."

"Though it slightly hurts that I have to point this out," Sira said as she motioned to herself, "you can go with the oh so glorious me. I walk in the room and the people stop and stare in awe."

"Somebody's ego's inflated," Tori said.

Kuwabara blinked in surprise. "You'd go with me."

"Of course," Sira said as she gave him a hug. "You're my favorite carrot top."

"Aw," Yusuke said, "It's so cute I want to puke."

"So," Tori said, "are we going to do this?"

Kuwabara shrugged. "Sure, why not."

Both girls squealed in delight.

"Don't you need to buy dresses?" Shizuru asked.

"Yeah, so?" Sira said.

"You need money in order to buy dresses."

Sira and Tori looked at each in shock.

"Crud, how long do we have till the dance?" Tori asked.

Kuwabara glanced at the invitation. "A week from tomorrow."

"Great," Sira said with a slight laugh "So, we have a week to get a job, get some money and buy a dress. No problem."

Tori blinked before smacking her head. "Oy with the poodles already!"


Lights aura: Eh, short I know but I had exams.

Amu: Scary part about this chappie is that the sponge story is true.

Lights aura: Yep, my poor friend suffered that fate. So, sad.

Amu: Anywho, you know what to do! READ and REVIEW!