Hanakuro: we don't own MTNN! And apologies for all the lateness!

Akashia-chan: Nuu! We got like, no reviews! At least we got some though, this fic is not dead!

Hanakuro: blame the fleeps and our laziness for the chapter lateness!

Akashia-chan: yesh! Now, TO THE CHAPTER!!!

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Shiori: zOMG we're back! Hooray! And it's almost Christmas!!!

Akashia-chan: YEAH!!!!!!!! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! (Reindeer!) Had a very shiny nooooose! (Like a light bulb!) And if you ever saw it! (Saw it!) You would even say it glooows!!! (Like a flashlight!)

Yako: Happy Holidays!

Hanakuro: YAY! Let's make gingerbread men!

Ishigaki: and deck the halls!

Akashia-chan: with boughs of holly?

Ishigaki: yeah!

Duckie: QUACK!

Akashia-chan: you're right duckie, we need egg nog!

Duckie: puts on Santa hat

Sasazuka: …

Sai: Merry Christmas Neuro!

Neuro: …o…kay…

Sai: hugs Neuro Christmas is a time for enemies to be friends!

Sicks: crashes through roof on giant dradle Happy Hanukkah everyone!

Neuro: even friends with Sicks?

Hanakuro: eep! No, he's too creepy!

Akashia-chan: Hana-chan! Where's your Christmas spirit? Of course Sicks gets love too! Hugs Sicks

Go-die: …too. Much. Cheer! Assumes fetal position

Neuro: for once I agree with you Slave Number 2…

Yako: it's the holiday season, so that means we get treats right? Like hot chocolate and cookies and candy canes?

Duckie: QUACK QUACK!

Yako: oh, right, and egg nog?

Higuchi: I'm putting Usui in a Santa suit on the police station's homepage!

Akane: swish swish

Yako: hm? Hi Akane-chan! Merry Christmas!

Neuro: um…hate to rain on all the cheer…but, shouldn't we do reviews?

Hanakuro: you're right! First one is from irule505! Merry Christmas, or Kwanza or Hanukkah, or…whatever you celebrate!

Holy crap Hana-chan...u sure can get sugar high... u sure it was candy? yay old western stuffz! hi Narrator! how r u? i give u some Halls cuz ur voice probably gets tired after talking so much! they're cherry cuz that's the best flavour! ... i'm lazy right now, so i'm gonna give u one collective gift! um... I KNOW! IT'S a brand new state-of-the-art yacht! idk what u can use it 4 but...o wel! ur creattive! maybe u can go on vacation or somehing...or sttore swiss cheese on it...hm...well, byez!

Hanakuro: YESH! I can get VERY sugar high!

Narrator: hi! Thank you for the Halls! I'm good! Bye now! Happy holidays!

Akashia-chan: yay, we has a yacht! I wanna sail to Japan! With swiss cheese!

Go-die: NEXT REVIEW!

Ishigaki/Shiori: I wanna announce it!

Shiori: …Ishigaki, you may announce this review!

Ishigaki: really? Thanks Shiori! Merry Christmas! This review comes from AnimeDragons!

Hello everyone! again! I seek destrction! mwuahahahahahaha! ok not so much destruction as some more satisfaction. and atomic zombie giggles. Hoozah!

Higuchi: yes! u r loved! now wear a wet suit and quack like a duck!

Neuro: u get a pet pinata! beware candy-seeking characters...

Yako: random person number 4! hug!

Shiori: now, if only u culd give me any more embarassing photos of your brother... *conspirital grin*

Godai: bark like a dog between every word you say! *laughs maniacally* ok ok its not that funny

Sai: my god ur more traumatized than i thought O_o sumo wrestlers with afros XD ok srry...here, a pet rock. he shall listen 2 all ur troubles...his name is Alatus (if you took Latin, you'd find this is a joke--'Alatus' means 'winged-one' :D)

Ishigaki: yay ur not traumotized! wear a gown made of velvet! (those r reazlly heavy and stuffy! mwuahahaha!)

Sasazuka: YES! SUCCESS!! HE SMILED! i happened 2 take a picture... *mass produces and sells to whole world* expect a word from Mr. Usui later. teehee!

Hana-chan: u nows hav 2 7 tools of the underworld 2 use, since u didnt use 1 before! it split like an ameboa! woo!

Aka-chan: (keep the candy foutain) XD

And one last rule i want make: A million and one horns and trumpets shall blow for every time any of you passes gas! Hoozah!

And with that, i bid u all adieu! *tips hat made of tanned crab hide* may havoc commence!

Duckie: QUACK QUACK QUACKITY QUACK!

Akashia-chan: no, Higuchi will not take over your duck position! He will merely quack like you!

Duckie: quack.

Wet suit appears on Higuchi

Higuchi: …quack.

Akashia-chan: do I hear candy? CAAANDYYY!!!!!!

Neuro: ack!

Yako: hugs!

Shiori: 'course I can, my dear chap! Hands photo that's him after he fell into lake Sebastian and got covered in crabs! They wouldn't come off for a week, and then he smelled like fish! What's better is that they turned him purple because of some kind of chemical reaction, plus the crabs were green, so he looked like Barney!

Neuro: …I thought it was Christmas…

Shiori: it is! So I'm giving a gift to AnimeDragons!

Go-die: I woof hate woof you…

Sai: I love you rock! Merry Christmas!

Red and green velvet dress appears on Ishigaki

Ishigaki: wow, this material is heavy!

Akashia-chan: Christmas colours! Yay!

Sasazuka: …glare

Ishigaki: don't be like that Senpai!

Hanakuro: cool! I could use something like Evil Friday and find out what you all do in our free time! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Szayel (from Bleach!): walks through door how very interesting…someone like you can do that, huh? I must take you in for experimenting!

Akashia-chan: YOU HAS A FUNNY NAME! AND PINK HAIR! LOL! Plus, it's Christmas, so don't take Hana-chan for experiments! You can take her in the New Year instead!

Hanakuro: …thank you

Szayel: I don't care about Christmas…

Akashia-chan: NYOOO!!! Doesn't Ceiling Aizen celebrate it? GO TELL HIM TO!!! NOW!!!! DECK HUECO MUNDO WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY! AND MISTLETOE! SO THAT YOU END UP KISSING SOMEONE LIKE GIN AND EVERYBODY STARES AWKWARDLY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!

Szayel: backs away slowly, leaves

Akashia-chan: yay candeh!!!!!!! Dives into fountain UNICORN PANTIES!

Hankuro: um…wow…next review! It's from TB!

Wow.. did you guys actually get a lot of candy... I went out at 7 o-clock too... and got like half a bag... not even a quarter of a bag..

It all finished on the first day. It was pretty sad actually. All the people were either trying to save their candy, and gave me one piece each. Or had no more candy. Or weren't giving out candy at all... gr...

On the plus side, no one else had the idea to dress up as a voodoo doll! I even has a knitting stick-thingie stuck into me (through my clothes)

COMPLETELY sorry I haven't reviewed for a million and two years and a day. I thought I had read all the chapters already and was waiting for the next one. Then I realized I hadn't read this one.

It also reminded me of Random Guy... yeah. I used him in one of my english class stories... heh... but my teach said he wasn't detailed enough. DUH! That's why he's called RANDOM guy... sigh... I guess he only works with people like you or me Hana-chan. And you too Aka-chan. And my friend who you guys don't know... yeah...

um... should I know what sentai is..? O_oI really can taste the rainbow! hey wait a minute... the rainbow taste like expired fish!

I haven't heard the word L'Oreal in like 7 years! oh man!!

lol, i hope you take over the worl Hana-chan!

I'm writing a manga too!! and Stick figures are awesome!! **high fives Aka-chan

Hanakuro: we didn't leave at seven, we left at like six thirty since somebody was late, but we still didn't get too much candy!

Akashia-chan: blame everyone else! I kept saying that we needed to go but my family was all slow! Meh!

Shiori: cool costume TB!

Hanakuro: your teacher didn't like RG? That's so cruel! People just don't understand the awesomness of randomness…sigh…

Akashia-chan: soon, we'll be the only random people left! NUU!!!!!!!!! Sentai is something from Power Rangers apparently, I didn't know either until Hana-chan told me! High five!

Hanakuro: I shall take over the world! And Akashia-chan shall be my sidekick!

Akashia-chan: I wanna be a mongoose!

Sai: next review time! It is also from Talk Bubble!

wow, your inside jokes are so random that they are funny...

oh yeah.. and incase I never said this (my brain is too lazy to try and remember...)

Happy b'day HANA-CHAN!

RG: yay... *sarcasm intended*

ME: desu IS a fun word! WHat genius said that?

RG: You said it baka...

ME: ... NIPPAH!!

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I'm on Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni as well Aka-chan. But I finished it... and am patiently waiting for the third season.

-flashback to 5 minutes after having finished watching the last episode-

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO BEEPING SLOW! RELEASE THE SEASON ALREADY! -TB screams while shaking the anime company dudes-

-end flashback-

yup... patiently...

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hm... I guess you guys are wondering what happened at the eyedoctor with me and RG right...?

-flashback AGAIN-

-TB driving at an unbelievable speed towards the eyedoctor-

RG: WHAT THE HEL!

ME: SHUT UP! -turns towards RG- I have to concentrate on driving!

RG: LOOK AT THE ROAD!

ME: -ignores RG- I mean, if I was concentrating on you the whole time, we would crash, or worse, the KFC guy would stalk us without me noticing. DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT WOULD BE? I'd have to call on my vampire people again! and then they'd eat his chicken wings and we'd all explode into miniscule particules made out of-

RG: LOOK OUT!

--CRASHNESS!--

ME: ow... see what you did!! You distracted me!!

RG: -gets up painfully- uuh... I'm gonna punch a hole in your face for tha- HEY!! I CAN SEE!!

ME: HE CAN SEE!

RG: I CAN SEE! - runs off happily-

ME: oh good. He didn't notice that I trashed his convertable... phew. -sneaks off quietly-

-end flashback-

RG: WAIT!! YOU TRASHED MY CONVERTABLE!! THAT'S WHY I CAN'T FIND IT!!

I even checked in your gigantic closet where you hide everything.

RG: you mean like the uneaten kraft dinner that I didn't want the other day.

RG: yeah!

Me: yeah...

Anyways. FINALLY Neuro went in the bunny suit. But now I want him to put on cat ears and a tail!! with a tuxedo!!

Now I shall go back to patiently waiting for the next chapter.. do it quickly, or you shall be shaken like the anime dudes for Higurashi!

byebye!!

BYEE!! JA NE!!

Akashia-chan: I FINISHED TOO! YAY! The ending made me teary eyed, it was so sweet! YES RELEASE THE NEXT SEASON!

Hanakuro: THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST RIDE TO THE EYE DOCTOR EVER! Was the KFC guy stalking you O_o hope not! HE CAN SEE!

RG: …no it wasn't! She trashed my convertible!

Hanakuro: that she did!! zOMG, Neuro would be so cuuute as a nekomimi!!

Neuro: …

Cat ears, tail and a black tux appear on Neuro

Akashia-chan: KAWAII! You should wear black more often Neuro!

Yako: he's so cute!

Hanakuro/Shiori: awww…!

Neuro: …yeah

Shiori: hey! Now that there's no more reviews, what do you say we have a Christmas party!

Hanakuro: hell yesh!

Yako: okay!

Sai: sounds fun!

Duckie: QUACK!

Sicks: sure! Even though I celebrate Hanukkah…

Akashia-chan: then it'll be a holiday party instead!

Sicks: 'kay!

Hanakuro: buh bye everyone! Puts on Jingle Bell Rock

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All: Happy Holidays from us here at Questioning Detectives!

Akashia-chan: why's it called Questioning Detectives?

Hanakuro: well, originally we were gonna question the MTNN cast, but…now it's just a crackfic!

Akashia-chan: oh…okay!!

Sai: EGG NOG CHUGGING CONTEST!

Akashia-chan: YAY!

Hanakuro: bye all! Hope you have a Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/holiday season!