A/N: Hello everyone! After finishing two chapters, I'm going focus on the Commonwealth and EU. Brace yourself for the craziness that's bound to happen once a certain durian-loving nation joins the Commonwealth. Oh and depends on how the story goes, it can be either male or female Malaysia. Some parts are played by male Malaysia while some are by the female version of Malaysia.

Warnings: OCs, craziness, Manglish

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1) England

"Welcome back Malaysia. I assume you know why I'm here?" the journalist asked.

Malaysia nodded. "Yeah, just get on with it!"

"Alright, first of all, what is your relation with England?"

Malaysia remained silent. Not a single word was spoken by the young nation. As if the journalist's question is like a spell to shut her up.

The journalist cleared her throat and asks again "Again, what is your relation with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northen Ireland otherwise simply known as England?"

"Well...it's a bit complicate to say..." Malaysia trailed off, her eyes wandering around the room. Her eyes then fell on a certain tea-loving nation from Europe. She brightens at the sight of him. Fixing the hibiscus on her hair, she said suddenly "Speaking of England, he did taught me something I never knew I could do it!"

The journalist and England lean in slightly to hear what Malaysia has to say. England, curious, began remembering the things he taught to the young nation. She was adorable when she was just a child!

"He taught me English which later I turned it into Manglish!" Malaysia proudly replied, laughing.

"Manglish? What is that?" the journalist asked, blinking.

"You don't know? Don't worry, it's simple! Learn my language and direct translate them! U wanna relax with me ah? No relax cannot one! No relax I pengsan later! England can wait mah! Of course, England wants my English meh! My English best in the world loh! Maybe I should party-party with Singapore later!"

Then a fiery aura started catching the attention of both the journalist and Malaysia. The journalist and Malaysia paled. Goodness, how long since England was there?

"Utter one more of those phrases and I will personally rip your guts out, slice it up and feed it to the sharks for all I care. Is that clear?" England warned in a very menacing tone, frightening the journalist and Malaysia.

Both of them nod with England smiling.

"Good."

2) Australia

Military exercises during the Five Power Defence Agreement is quite a good thing however no one is serious during military exercises. With these nations around, it's a disaster waiting to happen.

It was actually one night that both Australia and Malaysia sneaked into England's tent and placed some durians there. Malaysia also borrowed a rangatan from Sabah specially for this occasion.

Now they both hide in the bushes snickering at what England's reaction might be when he enters his camp that night. So they waited and waited. But England never showed up.

"When is he going to show up Auss?" Malaysia asked.

"No idea. He's usually in bed by now." Australia replied, still staring at England's tent.

"May I know what are you doing behind the bushes?" a voice asked.

"We're waiting for England's reaction once he went inside his tent." Malaysia replied, oblivious to the identity of the person standing behind them.

"Oh? His reaction on what if I may ask?" the voice asked again.

"When he sees a rangatan with some durians there!" Australia replied.

"He must be some unlucky chap there!" the voice exclaimed.

Then it hits them. Who are they talking to? That voice is also familiar to them. Both Australia and Malaysia glanced at each other uneasily. No one besides England speaks with a British accent. Of course, they didn't need to be told that the person that was standing behind them is England himself. They gulped. Again, they, too didn't need to know that they're busted by England himself and the punishment is not so desirable.

"YEOUCH!"

The next day, Australia and Malaysia were jogging with a red throbbing ear. Australia on the left, Malaysia on the right. Singapore and New Zealand didn't need to be told that they get in trouble with England again.

3) Austria

"I heard that Austria visited you years ago, is that true?" the journalist asked.

"With his boss yes." Malaysia replied.

"Now enlighten me all of the details Mr. Austria on what did you do there on your visit with your boss." the journalist requested eagerly, placing her chin on the back of her hand.

"Malaysia's place is indeed quite warm, some of the buildings have some European characteristics in it and her people are friendly although they are speaking a strange form of English."

Malaysia snickered. "That's Manglish Mr. Austria. It's normally spoken here while at Singapore's place, it's Singlish."

"Man-what?"

Malaysia giggled. "Manglish or Malaysian English. Translates more of my main language, Malay into English. You can ask Mr. Germany about them for the details."

"We are not allowed to mention any examples of these languages as England is keeping an eye on me." Malaysia added solemnly.

4) Belarus

"So...what is your relationship with Belarus, Malaysia?" the journalist asked, hesitantly, already having a feeling that Malaysia's reply would be...

"She has an embassy in Jakarta accredited to me."

"That's not all...she's one of the people who will support me marrying Russia." Belarus said in a creepy voice.

"Is Russia here?" the journalist asked, looking around.

"Not sure, my place is pretty warm, he likes it here." Malaysia replied, shrugging.

Then, Malaysia leans a little to whisper something into the journalist's ear "About the marriage part...I don't recall supporting since I have no involvement in it. However if Russia is here, she ordered me to notified her immediately."

5) Belgium

"She has some tasty waffles there." Malaysia said while chewing on Belgium's waffles.

"My brother and her have some little problems when he invaded her." Belgium said , nervously.

"No one even asked that damn Holland to invade me! Speaking of Holland, that Indo-"

"Malaysia has an embassy at my place while mine is at hers. I'll bring some Belgian waffles and chocolates the next time I visit!"

"Bring some extras for me!"

6) Denmark

"We both work on environmental substances that's all." Malaysia said, reading a small card that was addressed to her.

"That's pretty short Malaysia!" Denmark exclaimed.

"Denmark is cool, active and as well as loud. Quite a good badminton player too!" Malaysia added.

"I-I see..." the journalist trailed off, writing it down on her notepad.

7) Estonia

"He has an honorary consul at my place." Malaysia said.

"She has recognize my independence as well as saving me from Mr. Russia a few times." Estonia added.

"Don't mention it! As long as you don't bring your gloomy cloud over to my place, it's all ok!"

8) Finland

"He recognize Manglish!" Malaysia exclaimed, happily.

"That's only in the net Malaysia." Finland corrected.

"Who cares! It means that Manglish is getting some attention!"

"Malaysia's place is one of the top tourism destination at my place." Finland added.

"And I'll be sure to head over there to escape the heat!"

9) France

"She's my second largest economic partner in ASEAN and I'll be supporting her when she becomes a fully develop nation." France said.

"England did warn me about France but I don't see any danger in him." Malaysia pointed out.

France laughed, a seductive laugh.

"That's because...he didn't state which danger that I might do." France explained in a low voice as one of his hand slowly, making its way to her butt.

Malaysia grabbed him by the wrist and smile in the most scariest way.

"Oh but your boss did and he said not to hold back when it's you. By the way, I am quite skilled in martial arts. I learn some kung fu from Bang China, judo and karate from Bang Jepun and taekwondo from Korea. Indonesia also taught me some of her own martial arts. So...please rethink on what you're about to do. The last time a pervert touch me...I never quite notice the details on how I treated his face."

France paled. She's scary! Did she inherit it from England!? Even so, his boss allowed such a nation to be dealing with him!?

The journalist couldn't help but to support the young nation in beating France up for touching her butt just now. But at least, he wouldn't do it on Malaysia again, unless he got the guts to face Malaysia's wrath.

10) Germany

"Mr. Germany often comes to my place. Second after England. He really enjoys my starfruits as well." Malaysia said, smiling like a little child who just got praised.

"Y-Yeah, her place is really nice. B-By the way Miss Malaysia, could I-" Germany asked.

"Of course you are free to tour around my place! Since I'm on the run from my office work, let me take you somewhere you can really relax!" Malaysia replied, smiling even wider.

11) Greece

The journalist was speechless. She remembered coming on the right time for the interview but...why is the place loaded with cats!?

"What's with all of these cats!?"

"They're Greece's cats." Malaysia replied, toying with one of the cats.

"Where is Greece?" the journalist asked exasperately.

"Over there sleeping probably. When you wake him up, tell him that I'll be taking one of his cats if he doesn't mind." Malaysia replied, still has her eyes on the little cat she was playing with.

"In Malaysia, it's not a surprise if you see some stray cats being feed with some food. People in Malaysia are quite fond of cats especially Malays." Singapore said popping out of nowhere.

12) Hungary

"So Miss Hungary, what do you think of Malaysia?" the journalist asked.

"She's quite nice even Mr. Austria admits it as well. I like to shop at her place and as well swimming at her seas." Hungary replied.

"It is true. But when Mr. Prussia showed up at my place to bother Mr. Austria, Miss Hungary knocked him out with a frying pan. To be honest, I am amazed by her capability in wielding the frying pan like a weapon!" Malaysia exclaimed, her eyes glittering.

Hungary giggled. "It's quite easy, I can teach you if you want."

"Yes please!"

13) Italy

"Ve~, Malaysia's food is Mamma Mia!" Italy exclaimed as he dug into the delicious cuisine that Malaysia herself prepared.

"Indeed it is! Italy's pasta is so sedap (delicious)!" Malaysia agreed, eating Italy's homemade pasta.

"When are you going to do the interview?" the journalist asked, glancing at her watch for the time.

"If you kiss me on the cheek then I'll be glad to!" Italy replied goofily, pointing to his cheek.

"ITALY!"

14) Latvia

"Latvia is STILL trying to get me to go over to his place once in a while." Malaysia said.

"Like Thailand?" the journalist asked.

"Close but not quite. Latvia's boss has been trying to get me to go there sometimes. How Latvia might get me to go there is out of my field of knowledge." Malaysia replied.

"Please come over sometimes Miss Malaysia." Latvia requested, bowing 90 degree.

"Um...I will so just drop the formalities and stop shaking! Russia's not here! If he's here, I'm sure Belarus would be chasing him around by now."

As on cue, a frighten Russia ran past them with Belarus chasing after him chanting "Marry me! Marry me!"

"Go away!" Russia cried out while running.

15) Lithuania

"Miss Malaysia is a very nice person to be with. I had an honourary consulate at her place. I have started a small business as well at her place. I'm going to impress Miss Belarus with all I've got!"

Malaysia glanced uneasily at Lithuania and said "Y-Yeah...good luck with that. One, drop the formalities on me, two, don't come crying when she break your fingers again for I am no love expert nor I am good at cheering up some heart-broken guy."

15) Netherlands

"So Mr. Netherlands kept a gibbon at his place?" the journalist asked.

"Beside having a rabbit yes." Malaysia replied.

"I-I see...then...are you close with Netherlands?"

"Yes and no."

16) New Zealand

"We're part of the Five Power Defence Agreement" New Zealand said.

"Not only that, we're very close buddies when it comes to a certain thing!" Malaysia added.

"Pranking Mr. England? Haven't you guys have enough?" the journalist asked.

Both Malaysia and New Zealand glanced at each other and replied "No"

17) Norway

"I'll provide you security in case that idiot Denmark comes here." Norway said.

"You don't need to...he's not even a threat." Malaysia defended.

"Are you sure?" Norway asked again.

Malaysia nodded. "How much of a threat can he cause anyway?"

Norway said nothing as he walks over to one of the doors, open it and a familiar Dane falls in, surprising Malaysia a little. A goofy grin plastered on his face. The Norwegian glanced over at the young nation, who still trying to figure out how can this Dane even breaks in? Tight security...nah...those guys must be slacking off on the job again!

"Now will you accept my security system?" Norway asked.

Malaysia sighs. At least the nation can try something new for this time.

18) Poland

"He got great taste in fashion!" Malaysia exclaimed, showing off her new dress.

"Like of course! Since you like helped me a lot and this is also like my way of showing my thanks!" Poland added.

The journalist said nothing as she scribbled it down.

"What kind of help did you offer Miss Malaysia?"

"In economic terms duh!"

19) Russia

The Russian came in with the childlike smile on his face as usual. The journalist could not help but to fear the Russian a little. She's very tiny compared to the Russian!

"A-Anyway Mr. Russia...what is your relation with Miss Malaysia?" the journalist asked.

"Da, she helped me escape from Belarus for a couple of times. In return, I let her stay at my place for a week while I stay over at hers at the same amount of time. I like the hot weather. She even lets me plant some sunflowers here." Russia replied.

Malaysia nodded in agreement. "I love winter! My place never had winter! The only winter I can enjoy is at Genting only and as well ice skating at Sunway. I'm improving in ice skating now!"

Though the journalist wondered something in her mind, why was the Russian wearing a winter attire when it's quite warm at Malaysia? However she is not brave enough to questioned the Russian so she just let it go for now.

20) Sweden

First a Russian with a childlike smile, now, a Sweedish with an intimidating look! The journalist nearly wanted to run away but then...if she run, everything will be over! Just bear this one and two more other nations and she'll be out of here!

"S-S-S-So...w-w-what is your r-r-relation with M-M-M-Miss Malaysia here?" she asked, messing up a few lines.

"She saved one of my people."

Not enough. She needs more but the more she asked, the more intimidating he gets! Why did she accepted this job anyway?

"What he means is that one of Malaysia's people saved his a few years back." Finland explained.

Malaysia nodded. "Awarded with the insignia of Commander of the Royal Order of the Polar Star by Sweden. Besides that, I had IKEA at my place."

"Sweden said that Malaysia is a nice place to live in." Finland added, earning a nod from the Swedish man.

"If you excuse the drunken, perverted idiots that wander day and night, speeding traps and some political stuff then yes. I did also paid him a visit a few years ago as well!" Malaysia said with the first few lines being some mumbling.

21) Switzerland

With the Russian and Sweedish out of the way, let's welcome the Swiss! Yes, a trigger happy nation who is famous for his chocolates and watches. Swiss chocolates and watches anyone?

The journalist sighed in relief when the Swiss man voluntary (was forced to) separate from his gun rifle for the interview. This Swiss man is definitely a trigger happy nation called Switzerland who has a little sister who goes by the name of Liechtenstein and is quite protective of her.

A few moments ago, he send an Italian fleeing just because he was flirting with Liechtenstein. Thankfully, he had a paintball gun instead of a real one though the Italian might probably get quite a lecture from Germany later.

"Switzerland's chocolates are delicious!" Malaysia exclaimed, munching on the Swiss chocolates that the trigger happy nation brought as a gift for being kind to his sister.

The journalist had to agree, it's quite good. How did he made these? Such chocolates are definitely a taste of paradise.

"Mr. Switzerland, may I-"

"Ve~, what a pretty girl! Will you go on a date with me?" a familiar voice caught the ears of the trigger happy nation.

In a split second, Switzerland is off again on his trail in pursuing Italy who again is on the run from the trigger happy Swiss. Malaysia did not bother to stop them, after all, it's better if she is not involved at all.

22) Ukraine

At least she's normal but...why does it make all those sounds? In addition, hers were huge, the journalist did not need to be told that the nation won for having such large-

"Anyway, Miss Ukraine, how is it having a diplomatic relation with Malaysia?" the journalist asked.

"Malaysia? Well, I really like how Malaysia is good in handling Islamic affairs. I am learning from Malaysia right now."

In her head, the journalist tried to picture Malaysia as a teacher. A serious teacher? No way, the day Malaysia acted like a normal person would be the day England will give up on tea.

23) The Awesome Prussia (he prefer to be addressed this way)

"Kesesese, finally you acknowledge my awesomeness!"

"Prussia can you tell me what sort of pranks did you pull? It must be awesome!"

"Of course it is! The pranks are totally awesome like me! Gilbird think so too, right?"

*Chip*

The journalist groaned. Loud, annoying, energetic, after this she is so going to get out of this place.

"Mr. Prussia-"

"The Awesome Prussia" Prussia corrected.

The journalist cleared her throat and start again "Ok, The Awesome Prussia, what...is your relationship with Malaysia?"

"We're the awesome buddies!" Both Prussia and Malaysia said in unison.

Great...she could feel another headache coming. Is this how Germany feel? Having a brother like Prussia?

"What did you two do when you are together?" the journalist asked again.

"We do awesome things together!"

"Like?"

The two remained silent for a while. What kind of 'awesome' things did they do together? Fishing, no, pranks, nope, hanging out...

"Time's up! Toodles people!"

"WAIT!"

~Awesome and Mighty Prussia and Malaysia?~

A/N: I'm finally done with foreign relations! I might missed a couple of nations but if you want to, just PM me. As well as other requests for another character to be in it. Just send me the details and I'll try to come up something crazy.

Extra notes: I'm terribly sorry if I might have done some kind of error in doing the characters as I am not quite familiar with them and Swedish accent is difficult to do since I am not an expert in accents and it hurts my pride in using their original pronounciation in some words except for Manglish and Singlish.

Next chapter shall be...?

*Special Announcement*

From this chapter onwards, there will a special segment in which Malaysia is the host and he and she will be doing this segment along with one or more nations to know our beloved nation, Malaysia more(and others). Questions/Topics are to be asked/requested by you, the readers.

So, without further ado, let's get our beloved nation onto the stage now!

*claps* *cheers*

"Selamat datang~, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to my show! In this show, we, both male and female Malaysia, will present tons of information one at a time for each chapter to boost your knowledge about me! Yay!"

...Silence...

"Singapura (Singapore), hit the button!"

Singapore rolled his eyes and press one of the buttons on a remote.

*boos*

"SINGAPURA! HIT THE RIGHT BUTTON NOT THE WRONG BUTTON!"

"Sorry" Singapore said half-heartedly, earning a glare from the other.

*cheers* *claps*

"OK! Since we do not have much time, let me do a lucky draw on a certain topic that is about me!"

Female Malaysia's hand draws out a small piece of folded paper from the small box which Male Malaysia is currently holding. Holding out for the 'audience' to see, Female Malaysia unfold the paper revealing a topic which is...

*drumrolls*

"MAPHILINDO!" both Malaysia exclaimed at the same time.

"Which stands for Malaysia, Philippines and Indonesia!" Male Malaysia explained.

"Form on July 1963, MaPhilIndo was a proposed, nonpolitical confederation of the three Southeast Asian countries as my male counterpart just mentioned!" Female Malaysia added.

"Initially proposed as a realisation of Filipino national hero Dr. José Rizal dream of uniting the Malay peoples, seen as artificially divided by colonial frontiers."

"This term was proposed by our first Prime Minister, Tunku Abdul Rahman along with England or known as the UK's Prime Minister, Harold Macmillan! Not Macmichael!"

"It was a way for us (Malaya at that time) to get along with Indonesia and Philippines when we were about to get Singapore, Sabah, Sarawak and Brunei to join us to become Malaysia since Indonesia and Philippines are against it. Things got complicated in the end and MaPhilIndo did not work out in the end. It was replaced by ASEAN in 1967."

"However the term MaPhilIndo is still widely used in stories by fans or arts or anything that are created by the fans to point out Southeast Asia most famous trio!"

*Ring~*

"Time's up! Thank you for staying behind a little while for us! Until next time! Bye bye!"