WOW, I cannot believe that I have now written 100 chapters in a story, but it's well worth it because I enjoy writing stories. Got several more chapters to write, so bear with me!

Chapter 100: Recipes for Disaster

Smackdown was in Angelic Coalition member Destiny's hometown of Portland, Oregon for two shows and Brittany was sleeping in her hotel room when she was awaken by her cell phone vibrating.

Brittany grabbed her cell phone off the nightstand and without looking at the caller ID, she answered the call.

"Hello?" Brittany said as she yawned.

"Hello, Brittany," Matt Hardy said as Brittany's eyes widen. "I thought you should know that Jeff will always be irresponsible and a screw-up and he proved just that when he failed to win the WWE Championship at No Way Out."

"Why are you calling me with this?"

"Because you're too stupid and blind to see. You shouldn't even be thinking about marrying Jeff because you'll be just as irresponsible and a screw-up as he is. You'll see."

"Look, I don't know what sick game you're playing, but if you ever call me like this again, I will be seeking justice of you."

Then Brittany quickly ended the call as she sighed and then she dialed Jeff's number.

"Please pick up, please pick up," Brittany said as she waited for Jeff to answer the call and he did. "Hello, Jeff?…….No, I'm not all right. Matt called my cell phone and said some really horrible things to me…….He said that you were irresponsible and a screw-up and I shouldn't even be thinking about marrying you……Okay, okay…….I will. Bye."

Then Brittany ended the call and she started to feel exhausted after hearing those threats and thinking about the confrontation two days ago.

A little later, Rochelle was walking down the hallway and when she walked past the Women's Locker Room, she noticed the Angelic Coalition talking to somebody.

"Hello," Rochelle said as she knocked on the door.

"Oh, hi, Rochelle," Destiny said. "This is my sister, Brooklynne."

"Hello, nice to meet you."

"You too," Brooklynne said as she shook Rochelle's hand.

"It must be pretty cool that your sister is a WWE Diva."

"Yeah, our whole family is proud of her and she has definitely put her gymnastics skills to good use. She could've been training for the Olympics."

"Anyways……" Destiny said.

"Well, it was nice to meet you, Brooklynne and I'll see you girls later," Rochelle said.

"See ya, Ro-ro," Jasmine said.

Then Rochelle left the Women's Locker Room as her cell phone rang and she took it out of her pocket and answered the call.

"Hello?" Rochelle said. "Yes, everything is set. He doesn't have a single clue……No, he's not, he's not really smart. He's not gonna find out…….Don't worry, he'll get what's coming to him…….Thank you."

Then Rochelle ended the call.

Then Smackdown was on and Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and raised his World Heavyweight Championship Title belt in the air as the pyro went off. Then he walked down the ramp and got into the ring and raised his arms in the air and asked for a microphone.

"I know that each and every one of you wanted me to come out here this week on Smackdown without the WWE Championship," Edge said, "so you can do just that, so you can try and taunt me. So you can boo me, so you can jeer me, and try to rub it in, right? Because none of your have ever accomplished anything in your life and you don't want me, too, either. But you see, I'm different than all of you because I'm a winner, not a loser. When I see an opportunity, I seize it, I'm not afraid to take a chance. So when I saw that Kofi Kingston couldn't participate in the Elimination Chamber match, I offered up my services and look what my services got me. I am the first superstar to compete in not just one but two Elimination Chamber matches in one night and because of that, I stand here before you for a historic eight time as your World Heavyweight Champion."

Jeff's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Brittany following him. Brittany was wearing a turquoise and pink plaid zipper tank top, black miniskirt, black boots, and her hair in a ponytail. Brittany raised her Divas' Title belt in the air and Jeff & Brittany walked down the ramp and got in the ring and Jeff got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and he got back down.

"Edge, you did it, man," Jeff said, "I mean, you walked into No Way Out as a champion and left out as a champion. You know, some people say that takes skill and some people say that take guts, some people call you the Ultimate Opportunist. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but I think we all agree that you get special privileges just because you're married to a pitiful excuse for a general manager!"

"You too, huh, Jeff?" Edge said. "You wanna come here and whine and complain just like John Cena did this Monday Night on RAW? You know, it's bad enough I had to go to RAW to address Cena but now I have to come here and have you come out here? And what, you're gonna threaten me just like Cena did? Huh? Is that it, Jeff?"

"Not at all, man. I'm just there to challenge you for that…….tonight."

"What give you the right? Huh? Are you taking illegal substances again, Jeff? Let me remind you that you lost on Sunday, okay? You have no claim to a championship match with for this."

"Let me remind you that the only reason you're not WWE Champion is because I pinned him in three minutes!"

"Oh, you people like that, huh? You people wanna see me and Jeff Hardy here tonight, huh? Well, it's not going to happen; it's not going to happen, Jeff, no matter what you say, no matter what you do. There's no way I'm gonna compete against you here tonight. Got it?""

"Or maybe I could try and persuade your boss, your wife because she does wear the pants in the family. I mean, you're here puppet, she pulls the strings, and you dance. Let's face it, if Edge wants to go to the bathroom, he's got to raise his hand."

Then Edge got mad as he went after Jeff but Jeff ducked and kicked Edge in the midsection and landed the Twist of Fate and Jeff raised his arms in the air as Brittany laughed at Edge pointing at him. Then Jeff and Brittany left the ring and walked up the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and applauded as Edge struggled to get up.

Later, "Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room to watch Jim Ross having a sit-down interview with Triple H.

Last night, Shane McMahon, who lost his No Holds Barred match to Randy Orton and was eager to avenge Vince McMahon and put a stop to the horror Randy has caused the McMahon family, waited in the ring spoiling for a fight. Randy immediately engaged trading blows with Shane in a brawl and Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase rushed to the ring allowing Randy to deliver a vicious, game-ending punt, the same maneuver that incapacitated Vince McMahon. Then Stephanie McMahon rushed to the ring to tend to her brother and her attempts to revive Shane were interrupted by Randy who struck out at Stephanie, leveling her with a vicious RKO. As Randy stood over two more members of the McMahon family laid low by his actions, none other Triple H rushed down the ramp, causing Randy, Cody, and Ted to clear the ring leading him to be extremely furious.

"Hunter, what are your reactions and thoughts after seeing that videotape?" Jim Ross said after that footage was shown.

"J.R., Randy Orton has been walking a fine here line for a while," Triple H said. "This past week on RAW he put his hands..." He paused, rocked back and forth, took a swig of water, and continued. "Sorry. A lot of people might not like my father-in-law Vince McMahon, but he's a 63-year-old man. Randy Orton kicked him in the head and then hid behind doctors and lawyers. He did the same to my brother-in-law Shane for trying to defend his father. And then……he put his hands on my wife." Then Triple H looked into the camera. "You crossed the line, Orton, one you can't come back from…….Stephanie is the mother of my children."

Then Triple H took off the microphone and walked away.

After that interview was over, there was a sense of tension in the Angels' locker room.

"Oh, boy," Rochelle said, "Orton is a dead man, Triple H is gonna get him.

"Who could blame him?" Nicole said. "If I was in the same situation in Stephanie McMahon's shoes, my husband would snap; believe me."

"Me, too," Rochelle said, "Dave would tear Randy from limb to limb."

"Yeah."

"You know, this is actually the first time that Triple H admitted that Stephanie McMahon is his wife," Brittany said. "I mean, everybody in the WWE must've known all along that they were married and they do have kids together."

"I did," Nicole said. "I've always suspected that and I never said anything to anybody. But Randy, I think he's trying to destroy what's left of Evolution and he's hurting the McMahon family to get to Triple H."

"That has to be it," Buffy said, "that's what this is all about."

"Exactly."

"That ungrateful bastard," Rochelle said. "First my husband and now it's gonna be Triple H."

"Apparently, Randy does have a full-proof plan," Amanda said, "the only way it's gonna work as if he destroys Triple H and takes the WWE Championship from him."

"Randy does have a full-proof plan alright," Nicole said, "but pretty soon, it'll be blown up in smoke."

Then it was time for the Divas' match which was Destiny of the Angelic Coalition versus Natalya. Natalya's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Natalya."

Natalya walked down the ramp and got into the ring and she climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and flipped her hair backwards looking around at the crowd and got back down. Then Destiny's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"And her opponent representing the Angelic Coalition from Portland, Oregon, Destiny," Justin announced.

Destiny was wearing a red romper with a snowflake on it, blue hand warmers, and her hair curled. Destiny did a fancy cartwheel as she walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and then she got into the ring and did a split-leg drop and raised her arm in the air. Then Destiny climbed the top turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air and got back down as the referee called for the bell.

Natalya and Destiny locked up and Natalya twisted Destiny's arm and took her down and Destiny popped back up and twisted Natalya's arm as Natalya kicked her in the midsection and clubbed her in the back and Destiny stumbled to the corner and Natalya landed a forearm as she whipped Destiny to the corner and went for a splash but Destiny moved and landed a clothesline.

Then Destiny got an arm drag and Natalya went to the corner and Destiny landed a chop to the chest and Destiny whipped Natalya to the corner and splashed her and bounced off the ropes to land a boot to the face for a two count and Destiny went to whip Natalya but Natalya reversed whipping Destiny to the ropes and Destiny went for a cross body but Natalya moved. Natalya landed a boot to the face for a two count and clubbed Destiny in the back and hit her head on the turnbuckle and kicked her in the side of both legs.

Then Natalya went for another kick but Destiny grabbed her leg and Natalya got an enzugiri for a two count and landed several clubs to the back and choked Destiny before Destiny fought back with a right hand to the midsection and a couple more right hands before she whipped Natalya to the ropes and Natalya kicked Destiny in the face and Destiny missed a clothesline and Natalya bounced off the ropes to land a flying clothesline for a two count.

Then Natalya kicked Destiny in the back and in the head and got a couple of blows to the back and got Destiny in a front facelock and landed a bulldog slam for a two count and Natalya kicked Destiny in the midsection and climbed the top turnbuckle and went for a splash but Destiny moved and the two women were down and slow to get up. Destiny ducked a clothesline and landed some forearms and a spinning backfist and landed a nice Exploder suplex for a near fall and then Destiny got a club to the back and Natalya got a jawbreaker and Natalya got a Crucifix into a roll-up for a two count and she went to whip Destiny but Destiny reversed twisting Natalya's arm and landed her finishing move, the Enlightenment, a sitout suplex slam, for the win.

"Here is your winner, Destiny," Justin announced.

The referee raised Destiny's arm in the air and Destiny climbed the top turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air and got back down. Then she got out of the ring and hugged her sister, Brooklynne, who was sitting with the fans and Destiny walked around slapping the hands and walked up the ramp blowing kisses to the crowd as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Then it was time for the match between Jeff and Edge in which Vickie Guerrero made after Edge got embarrassed by Jeff.

Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and raised his World Heavyweight Championship Title belt in the air as the pyro went off. Then he walked down the ramp and slid into the ring and he got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and got back down and took off his shirt. Then Jeff's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Brittany following him. He and Brittany did their usual bump and grind as the pyro went off and Jeff & Brittany walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got in the ring. Edge got out of the ring as Jeff got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and Edge got in the ring as Brittany left the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Edge went after Jeff but Jeff moved out of the way and Edge started at Jeff as he went after him again but Jeff got an arm drag and Edge got frustrated as Jeff was mocking him and Edge was getting upset as he kicked Jeff in the midsection and landed a right hand and he whipped Jeff to the corner but Jeff floated over Edge and landed another arm drag into a hold. Then Edge got to his feet and Jeff twisted his arm and Edge got on his knees as Jeff chanted "Hardy" along with fans and Edge got to his feet as he got Jeff in the corner and there was a break before landed another right hand and another before he went to whip Jeff but Jeff reversed whipping Edge to the corner and Edge floated onto Jeff's shoulders and planted him onto the mat.

Then Edge went after Jeff again and Jeff got another arm drag into an armbar hold and Edge got to his feet and clubbed Jeff in the back again and whipped him to the ropes but Jeff held on and Edge charged into Jeff tossing him over the top rope to the apron and Jeff slidekicked Edge off the ring apron to the floor. Jeff got out of the ring and hit Edge's head onto the security wall and tossed him back into the ring and as Jeff was about to go back into the ring, Edge kicked in the face and landed a neckbreaker off the second rope. Then Edge got up and landed several back elbows to Jeff's back and Edge choked Jeff on the middle rope and bounced off the ropes and landed a cross body for a two count. Edge looked down at Jeff and applied a rear naked choke and after a while, Jeff got to his feet and broke out of the hold with a couple of back elbows and a couple of clubs to the back and Edge took Jeff down by the hair and the referee was all over on Edge in the corner and Edge raised his arms in the air and landed a backbreaker for a two count.

Edge was stalking Jeff and then got a knee to the back and applied another rear chinlock and Jeff got to his feet and broke out of the hold with elbows to the midsection and bounced off the rope and ducked a clothesline and Jeff went for a cross body but Edge ducked and Jeff flew out of the ring and landed on the floor. Both men were recovering as the referee started his count and when Jeff was finally able to get back in the ring at nine and Edge got frustrated and stomped on him before landing an elbow drop for a near fall and Edge got out of the ring onto the apron and when he was about to climb the top turnbuckle, Jeff knocked Edge off the top rope and then dove onto him at ringside and Jeff threw Edge back in the ring and as Jeff climbed on the apron, he got a shoulder block and leaped for a roll-up but Edge held onto the ropes and Edge let go as Jeff rolled up for a two count and then they collided with simultaneous clotheslines and Edge got up and tried to pin Jeff with his feet on the second rope for illegal added leverage and the referee caught him.

Edge was complaining to the referee as Jeff schoolboyed Edge for a near fall and Edge got a right hand to the head and went to hit Jeff's head on the turnbuckle but Jeff blocked and got a back elbow and Jeff hit the Whisper in the Wind for a near fall. Jeff bounced off the ropes and landed a couple of clotheslines and got an atomic drop into a takedown and got a leg drop to the groin and a low dropkick to the face and scored another near fall. Then Jeff kicked Edge in the midsection and went to whip him but Edge reversed whipping Jeff to the ropes and Edge got a boot to the face and both men were recovering on the mat and Edge grabbed Jeff but Jeff snapped Edge's neck over the top rope and then hit a swinging legdrop for a near fall.

Edge placed a foot over the bottom rope to stop the count and Jeff waited for Edge to get up and he kicked Edge in the midsection and then attempt to give Edge his Twist of Fate, but Edge blocked it and gave Jeff a neckbreaker for a near fall and Edge went for the Spear but Jeff got an inside cradle for a near fall and Jeff kicked Edge in the midsection and landed the Twist of Fate and climbed up the top turnbuckle and landed the Swanton Bomb and then Matt Hardy entered the ring and kicked Jeff in the midsection and landed the Twist of Fate.

Afterward, Brittany got into the ring and Matt shoved her hitting her head onto the middle turnbuckle and Brittany fell into the corner. Then Matt got out of the ring and grabbed a microphone and he got back in the ring and leaned over Jeff and said,

"Well, Jeff, it doesn't seem like you can't get rid of the black cloud over your head, but I'm gonna give an opportunity to turn your luck around because next week it's time, you and me, one on one."

Then Matt slowly backed away and looked at Brittany as she was holding her head and Matt got out of the ring and backed up the ramp staring at Jeff and as Jeff got up, Edge landed a spear and the referee gave him his title belt and Edge held it in the air as Smackdown ended.