Chapter 101: The Angels Really Take Over
RAW was in Nashville, Tennessee and on that night, Amanda was teaming up with Cryme Tyme in a six-person against Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella, and Dolph Ziggler and Rochelle was facing Rosa Mendes.
As RAW was about to start, "Eddie's Angels" were strutting down the hallway and some superstars and Divas were giving them dirty looks because they couldn't stand the Angels.
At the arena, "Eddie's Angels" entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Nicole Mitchell, Delancey Scott, Rochelle Kennedy, Brittany Swanson, Buffy, and the WWE Women's Champion Amanda, 'Eddie's Angels,'" Justin Roberts announced.
Nicole was wearing a black off-the-shoulder long-sleeve top with side cutouts, denim miniskirt, and her hair in ponytails. Delancey was wearing a black beads tie-back halter dress with multi-tiered ruffles and her hair curled. Rochelle was wearing a black dress with a lace padded bust and keyhole center and her hair curled. Amanda was wearing a black white romper dress with Army emblems on it, black arm warmers, and her hair curled. Brittany was wearing a black off-the-shoulder dress with white bows, black boots, and her hair in a ponytail. And Buffy was wearing a black beaded sequined bust dress and her hair curled.
The Angels walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and Amanda got into the ring first and she posed in the middle of the ring and flaunted her butt to the crowd as Brittany followed. Nicole did Amanda's ring entrance as Delancey flipped into the ring and Rochelle & Buffy went around the ring, got up on the apron and Rochelle posed as Buffy blew a kiss to the crowd and they got into the ring. The Angels then waved the crowd as Nicole asked for a microphone.
"Due to the unfortunate incident involving the McMahons last week," Nicole said, "the WWE Board of Directors has officially named 'Eddie's Angels' as the interim General Managers of Monday Night RAW."
Then the crowd cheered loudly.
"We would like to say from the bottom of our hearts that we wish the McMahons nothing but the best and we assure the McMahons and we assure each and every one of you that we will carry out the best commitment and dedication for RAW unlike Vickie Guerrero on Smackdown," Delancey said.
"And we also have an announcement to make," Rochelle said. "To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania, we will do something so big, so amazing, that this has been happening the past five years involving the WWE Divas."
"Eddie's Angels,' for the first time ever, will pose for Playboy magazine," Brittany said as the crowd cheered, "and this will be the biggest issue ever!"
"In addition in that," Buffy said, "Eddie's Angels' will take part in a six-Diva tag team Playboy Evening Gown match which will be the veteran Angels of Nicole Mitchell, Delancey Scott, and Rochelle Kennedy against the rookie Angels of myself, Amanda, and Brittany Swanson. And also with the Angelic Coalition and members of the Chain Gang Diva Squad serving as the lumberjills."
"And if Vickie Guerrero doesn't like what we're planning in the next several weeks," Nicole said, "well, that's just too damn bad."
Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Vickie Guerrero and the Big Show following him. The three walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Edge asked for a microphone.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, let me get this straight," Edge said. "The WWE Board of Directors is going with you girls? The WWE Board of Directors chose you six? With everybody looking for a job now-a-days, hell, you guys still have Mike Adamle's number. Bring him back. At least it was funny when he screwed up on live TV. Anybody could have hired from within ourselves but that loser Michael Cole."
"Hey, that instead of 'Excuse me,'" Nicole said, "you could've heard great quotes like, 'Oh, my, vintage Michael Cole.' Of course, that's exactly what my husband would say."
"You know what? I would have 100 other choices and I will fight city hall, so congratulations on being the new General Manager but not for long."
"Well, the thing is all three of you should have some pride in the product and not lie to all of us because we all know you guys don't care one bit about the McMahons," Rochelle said, "and Vickie, we all know you do not care one bit about any one of us because all you care about is yourself."
Then John's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and he stood next to Nicole and wrapped his arm around her.
"I did point this out last week and since my wife is now the new General Manager," John said, "I should probably let you know that I do have a rematch clause, and, boss, I'm going to cash it in tonight."
"Hold on a minute, hold on a minute," Edge said, "who do you think you are? You think you can come out here and persuade your pathetic wife to get what you want? Who do you think you are? Randy Orton?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, he is not Randy Orton and Randy Orton doesn't get what he wants," Nicole said.
"Don't make this anymore than it is," John said. "Listen, man, just me to you for a second, for once in your life, you're a damn champion, stand up and be a man, will you? This match between you and me, it is going to happen and you have no reason and no excuse for you not to defend that World Heavyweight Championship right here tonight."
"Actually I do," Edge said, "because I don't answer to you or your wife or her little girlfriends. You know, John, I actually feel sorry for you because you want to be this generation's Bruno Sammartino or Hulk Hogan or "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. You want to be that guy that every loser kid and every working stiff looks up to and says 'That's my guy, that's my guy.' You wanna be that guy so bad, but it can't happen; it's impossible because I won't let it happen and really, Cena, it's just a matter of bad timing because you happen to exist in the same era as me. You know, I happen to be tougher, more talented, and smarter than anyone who has ever held this title before. You see, John, while I exist, you can never be that guy you and all those people want you to be. In the grand scheme of things, that's a shame. It's a shame because people are losing their jobs, they're getting divorced, they're failing tests at a higher rate than ever, and you, you're that shining light, that beacon of hope that they all cling to, John. So when it comes to this rematch that you want so bad, I think maybe, just maybe, you should hold off, stretch this out as long as you because when we do have this rematch and when he do beat you, these people, all these people, will be left with absolutely nothing."
"Fine speech; you know something tells me you're talking so tough……" The crowd chanted "Cena." "…….and you all of a sudden got a dose of courage because you're standing in the ring with a barbaric, disgusting, 400 pound beast. And of course you brought the Big Show out, too."
John was referring Vickie calling her a 400 pound beast as the Angels laughed.
"How dare you!" Edge said. "You can't disrespect……."
"Let me set you straight on something," John said. "I don't pretend to be anybody else and there's no elaborate blueprint on your life or my life, it's real simple; you're a champion, I'm a former champion, I am one match away from being a future champion and 'Eddie's Angels' are the new General Managers of RAW so they will step up and do the right thing and make sure this match happens."
"Why don't you start showing some respect for Vickie Guerrero," the Big Show said.
"The hell he will," Rochelle said.
"What do you know?" John said. "There it is, you're the only guy I can't really fit into this equation. She, Vickie Guerrero, General Manager on Smackdown, I get that; Edge, World Heavyweight Champion, I get that; where do you fit in? Wait, I missed it, I overlooked it. you were hired to 'take care' of Vickie Guerrero. Wow, Edge, I didn't think you were that much of a slouch in the bedroom. It gets weird because that's a whole lot of loving. Do you guys cover each other in……"
"Excuse me!" Vickie said.
"Probably smell like a hockey locker room."
"Excuse me, let me make myself perfectly clear. Edge is my family, the Big Show is my friend, and you, you're neither. You're my subordinate."
"You need to watch who you're talking to before I get Ulysses and the boys to throw all three of you out," Nicole said. "But you know what? For the first time ever, you're right about one thing, and John, you may not like what I'm about to say but I've just made the decision to put you in action tonight. It'll either be against Vickie's 'friend' or her family."
"Awesome, Nicole," John said. "It appears if the Board of Directors made the right choice. I'm sure you and the other Angels will do great because tonight, I think it appears that I'll either be slaying a giant or I'll be walking out of here the new World Heavyweight Champion."
Then John raised his arms in the air as he left the ring and the Big Show, Vickie, and Edge stared at "Eddie's Angels" smiled and the Angels one-by-one left the ring and strutted up the ramp as RAW went to a commercial break.
A little later, it was time for the six-person tag team match which was Cryme Tyme and Amanda versus Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella, and Dolph Ziggler. Cryme Tyme's entrance theme played and they came out with Amanda following them.
"The following is a six person tag match scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first, the team of the General Manager of RAW and the WWE Women's Champion Amanda and Cryme Tyme."
Shad and JTG high-fived each other and they walked down the ramp and Shad & Amanda got into the ring first as JTG ran around the ramp and got on the apron. Shad got on the turnbuckles as JTG was bouncing up and down between the ropes and Amanda dancing along as JTG got into the ring. Then Santino Marella's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Beth Phoenix and Dolph Ziggler following him.
"And their opponents, the team of Dolph Ziggler, Santino Marella, and the Glamazon Beth Phoenix," Justin announced.
Santino, Dolph, and Beth walked down the ramp and got into the ring as Beth stared at Amanda and Amanda waved to her and smiled as Cryme Tyme,
Amanda ducked a clothesline and quickly applied an octopus stretch until Beth landed a snap mare and Amanda hit Beth in the midsection and got a handstand heel kick and landed a few forearms before she kicked Beth in the midsection and went to whip her but Beth reversed whipping Amanda into the corner and splashed her. Then Beth went to kick Amanda but Amanda moved and Amanda kicked Beth in the midsection and in the face and placed Beth in the middle rope and got a knee smash in the midsection and a chop block.
Then Amanda went to kick Beth and but Beth grabbed her leg and Amanda pulled her fists up as Dolph made a tag and Beth was confused as Amanda made a tag to JTG and Dolph & JTG locked up before Dolph took JTG down and Dolph introduced himself as JTG had his fists up and he & Dolph locked up and JTG went behind Dolph with a waistlock and got a few forearms and JTG leaped onto the middle turnbuckle and nailed the Mug Shot for a two count. Dolph begged for mercy as he dragged JTG to the middle turnbuckle hitting his head and took him down before stomping on him and Santino went for a tag but Dolph backed away and got an elbow drop for a two count and applied a headlock as Beth and Santino were yelling at him.
JTG got to his feet and hit Dolph on the side but Dolph clubbed him in the back of the neck and whipped JTG to the ropes and JTG slid on his knees and got a right hand and JTG stumbled on the ropes on Dolph went for a clothesline and JTG ducked as he made a tag to Shad and Shad landed a few clotheslines and he whipped Dolph to the ropes and landed a back backdrop. Then Shad bounced off the ropes and chanted "Money, money, yeah, yeah" and Dolph got up and made the tag to Santino and Beth was yelling at Santino as he puffed his chest out and talked trash as he charged and Shad chokeslammed him and pinned him immediately.
"Here are your winners, the WWE Women's Champion Amanda and Cryme Tyme," Justin announced.
Beth hung her head low in shame as Amanda and JTG got into the ring and their arms were raised by the referee and Amanda pulled out a small Sharpie from her pocket and drew an X on Santino's back and she & Cryme Tyme laughed as RAW went to a commercial break.
Later, the Angels were in their locker room as Rochelle was getting ready for her Divas' match and there was a knock at the door.
"Ulysses, open the door, please," Rochelle said.
Then Ulysses opened the door and Rosa Mendes walked inside.
"Yes, Rosa, what do you want?" Rochelle said.
"Look, Rochelle……." Rosa said.
"That's Miss Kennedy or Mrs. Batista to you!"
"Okay, Miss Kennedy, look, I'm just an intern for Beth Phoenix and I'm not ready to be in the ring yet. Please, please just call the match off."
"Now why would I wanna do that after all the times you been attacking other Divas from behind?"
"And me," Amanda said.
"And me," Nicole said.
"You just wanna impress Beth Phoenix who's not gonna be in your corner tonight," Rochelle said as she giggled. "The match is still on; now go to the ring or else, you're fired.
Then the Angels laughed as Rosa panicked leaving the Angels' locker room.
A few minutes later, it was time for the Divas' match which was Rochelle versus Rosa Mendes and Rosa was standing in the ring worried as Rochelle's entrance theme played.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall ," Lillian announced. "Introducing first representing 'Eddie's Angels' from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the General Manager of RAW, Rochelle Kennedy," Justin announced.
Rochelle strutted out from the curtain wearing a black jumpsuit with diamond rhinestones and a black newsboy cap covering her curly hair. Rochelle took off her cap and tossed it to the crowd and ripped off her jumpsuit revealing a black bustier, blue corset with diamond rhinestones on the edges, blue boyshorts, and black chaps.
Then she walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and she went around the ring and Rochelle jumped up on the apron, stood up, and flipped her hair backwards. Then she got in the ring and Rochelle got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her title belt in the air and Rochelle got back down as she smiled at Rosa and the referee called for the bell.
Rochelle and Rosa locked up and Rochelle got Rosa in the corner before a break and Rochelle slapped Rosa in the face as she smiled and Rosa fought back with some forearms and slapped Rochelle in the face and she whipped Rochelle to the ropes and kicked her in the midsection and Rosa jumped up and down as Rochelle kicked her in the back and shoved her face down on the mat.
Then Rochelle power slammed Rosa and kicked her in the corner and hit a baseball slide sending Rosa outside of the ring and then Rochelle got Rosa back into the ring and covered for a two count and Rosa fought back with some forearms and a kick to the midsection and got a dropkick to the midsection. Then Rosa landed a head scissors takedown and climbed on the top rope and landed a cross body but Rochelle rolled her up and set up a fireman's carry but Rosa landed a reverse DDT for a two count and Rosa argued with the referee as Rochelle hung grabbed Rosa and hung her on the top rope and then grabbed her to land the Stairway to Heaven for the win.
"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.
The referee raised Rochelle's arm in the air and then Rochelle pulled a small Sharpie from her corset and drew an X on Rosa's back and she laughed as she left the ring and walked up the ramp as Rochelle smiled and RAW went to a commercial break.
Later, John's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Nicole following him. The two walked down the ramp and got inside the ring and John raised his arms in the air as he was pumping himself up and took off his HLR Academy baseball cap and t-shirt and threw it to the crowd. Then John took off his dogtags and gave them to Nicole.
"Excuse me, excuse me," Vickie Guerrero said as she came out from the curtain. "Hi, John. You will not face Edge tonight for the World Heavyweight Championship tonight."
"No championship match?" John said, "Like I couldn't see that one coming. You know what? I've tried to be patient, I really have, you're testing me. That's fine, it's your decision to make and I'm not gonna argue with Nicole or anything. Here's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna follow you wherever you go and this week when you go to Smackdown, I'll be there. And next week if you're gonna come back to RAW, I'll be right there waiting for you. You know that? You and I and the Angel, we're gonna see a lot of each other, a lot, whether or not you or any one of the Angels decide to give me a rematch."
"You know, John, I suggest you that you stop talking and start concentrating on tonight because as I promised you're facing either my friend or a member of my family."
Then Chavo Guerrero's entrance theme played and he took off his headband & cape and gave it to Vickie and he walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Nicole pointed at Chavo as a warning as she left the ring and the referee called for the bell.
Chavo immediately kicked John in the midsection and clubbed him in the back and bounced off the ropes and John landed a clothesline and landed a side slam and did the "You can't see me" looking at Vickie and he bounced off the ropes and landed the Five Knuckle Shuffle and finished Chavo with the Attitude Adjuster and applied the STF for the win.
Then John shouted back at Vickie as she sneered back at him with piercing eyes and Nicole raised John's arm in the air and Nicole pointed at Vickie as a warning as she and John smiled.
After RAW was over, "Eddie's Angels" went to Legacy's locker room and looked at the damage being done with a couch turned over, tables turned, and glass & debris all over the floor.
Randy Orton, holding Triple H's signature weapon the sledgehammer, took it to the ring along with Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase and he denied culpability for his actions against the McMahon family, but his excuses were interrupted by Triple H and he carried a sledgehammer with him as he made his way down to the ring, but was stopped on the apron by Randy, who suggested they both drop their weapons to settle the issue like men.
They did but to Randy's surprise, Triple H revealed a second sledgehammer which had been taped to his back and Legacy attempted to get away but Triple H managed to deal out a crushing blow to Cody as Randy and Ted ran to their locker room and locked themselves in which provided a few moments of protection as Triple H broke the door open. Triple H managed to hit Ted and barely missed Randy after begging for mercy and the two escaped to their waiting car and made their getaway with Cody Rhodes.
"Damn," Rochelle said, "Triple H is not messing around."
"Did you see Legacy running around like a bunch of little boys?" Brittany said. "They're not even men big enough to fight Triple H."
"Yeah, and the Legend Killer's story of him suffering from IED is nothing but bogus," Nicole said. "He knows he was wrong and Triple H is not gonna stop until he gets and destroys Randy Orton and everybody wants that to happen."
"Hey, how about we copy of the tape of tonight's RAW so we can stay up all night watching big bad Triple H chase the three little pigs?" Buffy said.
"Oh, I would love that," Amanda said, "and while we're at it, let's order pizza."
"You got it," Delancey said.
Then the Angels walked out of Legacy's locker room.
Their first night as General Managers wasn't bad for them, but they were just getting started in the weeks to come with bigger plans.
