A/N: I get this idea from watching Jinnyboy TV. Something Malaysian of course with slight editions! Also this can be considered as an apology for the last chapter that suck so much. Featuring both Male and Female Malaysia, and quite possibly the states and other characters.
Warnings: OCs, OOCs, Manglish
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How Malaysians
Pay Their Bills
(Restaurant)
...
-Scenario 1-
(A/N: Please note that this is the 'buka puasa' time, when Muslims break fast)
Male Malaysia and Female Singapore have just finished dinner at a fancy French restaurant that France owned. Both are dressed in the finest clothing they have. Of course what comes after dinner-no, not dessert, but paying the bill.
"I must thank you for treating me to dinner Malaysia."
"A pleasure Singapura (Singapore), it's nice that we can eat dinner together once in a while."
"True, let me pay for this then." Singapore said, taking out her purse.
"No, no, no! Let me pay for this Singapura." Malaysia insisted, pulling out his wallet.
"It's only once in a while-"
"No, Singapore. Let me handle this."
Singapore nodded.
"Bill please!"
The waiter or France arrived at their table with a tray.
"Bonjour (Hello) Malaysia, here is your bill." said France, handing Malaysia the bill.
"Terima kasih (Thank you) Mr. Perancis (France)." Malaysia said, taking the bill. His eyes were fixed on the numbers at the end of the bill.
Taking out the smartphone, Malaysia did a few calculations on his phone. Some might wonder what on earth is he doing with all of those calculations.
France leaned down and whispered "You don't have to go all that trouble Malaisie (Malaysia in French), especially when treating a mademoiselle like Singapour (Singapore in French). Just let me pay, oui (yes)?"
"Tak payah lah (There is no need to) Mr. Perancis. I can...afford it."
"Malaysia, if you can't afford that much, how about we split the bill?" Singapore suggested.
Malaysia shook his head. "No, this is my treat and as a guy, I must pay for it."
Singapore merely sighed as she play some random games on her smartphone while Malaysia is 'paying' the bill.
"Mr. Perancis, what is this?" Malaysia asked.
"That's the service tax." France replied.
Malaysia paled. "So expensive service charge ah?" He then proceeds to check his wallet, not much money.
And then, Malaysia notices something on the bill. Weird, he didn't order those.
"Oh that's Mademoiselle Singapour's orders." France said, as if he read the younger male's mind.
"Habislah (Finish) my one month budget..." Malaysia managed to say before his soul left him completely.
"I'll give you a discount" France said.
Malaysia, recovered almost immediately after hearing this. "Terima kasih!"
"Cheap Skate." Singapore said, without bother to look up from her game.
(Note: Even Malaysia is the nation, he spend a lot due to World Cup fever and Ramadhan)
-Scenario 2-
with
Penang and Malacca
...
"Here's your bill, mademoiselle." Canada said, handing the bill to Penang.
"Thank you Canadia. By the way, Belated Happy Birthday." Penang greeted, as she takes the bill from Canada.
"It's Canada..."
Penang squinted her eyes at the bill before taking out her purse but Malacca stopped her from doing so.
"阿姐 (Sis), let me belanja (treat) you this time. I'll pay." Malacca offered, taking out her money.
Penang looked at her and said "No, I will pay."
Malacca sighs as she placed the money on the table "Aiyoh, next time you pay ah! Let me pay!"
"Give me a chance. I invited you so I SHOULD be paying this." Penang insisted, pressing the money to the center of the table.
"No, no, no, I order so many things from the menu." Malacca said, pushing the money further to the center of the table.
"Next time you invite me, you pay." Penang, again insisted, not willing to accept Malacca paying.
"Sis, I pay the cash while you pay with the coins."
"No I will settle it."
"LET ME PAY." Malacca stressed, glaring at Penang.
"No, I insist!" Penang argued.
While Penang and Malacca were arguing on who should pay, Canada felt like this argument isn't going to end until both of them decide who's paying. By that time, it would be tomorrow. Pushing the money back and forth non-stop.
"Can't you two decide already?" France asked, annoyed.
Both Penang and Malacca turned to look at France briefly before resuming their argument once again.
"Hey! Aren't you listening?!"
"What are you, mahjong players?" Hong Kong asked, popping out of no where.
"They're acting like the very famous Hak-Hei if they keep this up." Kuala Lumpur added.
"Hak-?"
Hong Kong and Kuala Lumpur never bothered to reply in the end.
-Scenario 3-
This time, Malaysia and the states were eating in an Italian restaurant to break their fast. Who wouldn't like Italian food?
"Wah! So much ah?!" Female Malaysia and the states cried out.
"How come so expensive mah?" Kuala Lumpur asked.
"Don't know. But it'll be better if I pay." Female Malaysia said, taking out her handy credit card.
"Kak (Sis), don't pay lah! I can pay." Kuala Lumpur offered, also taking out his credit card.
"What? No, I pay this. Save your credit card for next time KL."
"Kak, I want to use my credit card!" Kuala Lumpur argued.
"Too bad for you KL, I, too, want to use my credit card!" Malaysia argued back, glaring at Kuala Lumpur.
"But that'll ruin my plan!"
"Plan? What plan?" Malaysia asked, confused.
"To use my credit card so that you guys can pay me back." Kuala Lumpur replied, crossing his arms.
Kuala Lumpur and Malaysia continued on with their little show as the other states were already getting uneasy. Can't one of them just PAY THE BILL ALREADY!? Before anyone could say anything, a large kitchen roll was slammed onto the table where Malaysia and the states sat.
"How about you two just stop being the smart guy and split the damn bill and be done with it!" Romano hissed, glaring at the two personifications. Obviously annoyed with this pointless argument.
"Ve~, fratello (brother) is right." Italy added meekly, afraid of adding fuel to the fire.
-Scenario 4-
Of course because of unknown reasons, Malaysia can't make it back to cook dinner so she leaves Kuala Lumpur to be in charge in taking the states for dinner. After all, it's just dinner. What could possibly go wrong?
"How come dinner is always so expensive ah?" Penang asked, her eyes not leaving the numbers on the bill.
Malacca couldn't help but agree with Penang. Why is it that every time they order dinner, the bill would be so expensive?
"I didn't bring enough money." Pahang said, checking the amount of money in her purse.
"Mou Man Tai (No problem in Cantonese), I got my famous credit card." Kuala Lumpur reassured, waving his credit card in the air.
Before anyone could even reject that, Kuala Lumpur already called for the waiter. The waiter obediently takes the credit card to settle the bill.
Groans were heard from the states as Kuala Lumpur does the 'give me the money' sign. Some of them grumbled as they pay Kuala Lumpur, whilst the capital just thanked his siblings happily.
"Terima kasih, thank you!"
"The so-called 'The Even Smarter Guy' is here." Hong Kong said, watching the Malaysian states paying the capital with the money.
"No kidding da-ze." Korea agreed, also watching the whole scene with Hong Kong.
...End...
Cinco (5 in Portuguese)
Vier (4 in Dutch)
Ni (2 in Japanese)
One
Mula! (Start in Malay)
The audience clapped and cheered as the two cheeky personifications of Malaysia stepped onto the stage and waved at the audience, wearing their traditional costume.
"Selamat kembali to our show once again!" Male Malaysia greeted.
"Hehe, miss us? Or surprise that we're back to our original selves again?" Female Malaysia asked, twirling around in her baju kurung.
"Back to the show, today's topic shall be..." Male Malaysia trailed off, his eyes on the billboard that is currently being lowered.
*Trumpet*
"Team Spirit in the World Cup!" Female Malaysia exclaimed.
"Let's cut to the chase then! We have invited a very special guest here! Some of you may not like him but he's a good guy actually!" Male Malaysia said as his female couterpart proceeds to the backstage to bring whoever it is to the stage.
Most of the audience's eyes widen like saucers at the sight of the guest. As the guest enters, a gust of cold and chilly wind blew past. Let me give you a hint on who is this guest.
He's tall and large, he lives next to China, loves vodka and sunflowers, not so recently hosted the Winter Olympics and...rather well-known for his 'kolkolkol'. Can you guest who he is?
"Privyet (Hello) everyone" the guest greeted with his childlike smile.
A few nations were planning on running away, already know that this isn't going to end well however it would be considered as rude but not to one old nation.
"I'm out of here aru!" China jumps out of his seat and rushes to the exit only to have Belang blocking it.
Belang growled as China got closer. Not that the oldest nation is going to let some tiger get in his way.
"Step out of the way aru. I can easily tackle all of your senses aru." China threatened.
Belang, stubborn as his owner at times, refuse to move out of the way. Firm on its stand against the oldest nation in the world.
"Belang, use the secret weapon!" Female Malaysia ordered.
The tiger nodded as it uses the secret weapon...the...Kitty Cat Look! The Kitty Cat Look has almost the same skill as the Puppy Dog Eyes except this one is a cat and can be used by any cats. Best used on the personification of China.
"So cute aru~!" China gushed as he scoops Belang up in a hug.
"Let's cut to the chase, Russia, since you're here, how about sharing your knowledge about Malaysians during the World Cup." Male Malaysia said.
Russia nodded. "They're very Живой (lively). It's nice watching them cheering on your favourite teams da. They cheer for many different teams, so it's not a surprise if there bets being placed, loud cheering, friendship being formed and as well as rivalry."
"By the way Malaysia, Germany won so treat me." Hong Kong said, popping out of no where.
"等等 (Wait, wait),why do I have to treat you? I didn't make any bets nor are we allowed to." Male Malaysia defended.
"Me too." Female Malaysia added, looking confused.
"Well, according to KL here, he said if Brazil won, I should treat you but since it's Germany that won, you have to treat me instead." Hong Kong explained.
"Since Germany won, many have switched sides. The finals is the most anticipated one, so it is again, not a surprise Malaysians have switched sides." Russia added.
Both Malaysians remained silent, already not happy the fact that KL has done that behind their backs.
"Mr. Russia, what is your idea of revenge, a harmless one?" Female Malaysia asked.
"That's easy, let him become one with me." Russia replied.
-Tamat-конец(ka-nee-eh-tz)
A/N: Finally done with this chapter! KL vote on Brazil to win even though Neymar is not there but since he was over confident, stuff happens. So please read and review. Remember to give a shoutout of your favourite part of this story or chapter! I do not own anything! Have a request? Feel free to leave a PM.
