Chapter 110: Seriously!

RAW was in Kansas City, Missouri and on that night, Rey Mysterio was facing William Regal and Jeff was facing Dolph Ziggler in an Extreme Rules match.

Nicole was outside "Eddie's Angels'" locker room talking to John on her cell phone.

"I was in L.A. with you for 'The Tonight Show'," Nicole said.

"Yeah, me too," John said.

John was bumped from Thursday's "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" for President Barack Obama to take his place and now John was going to be on the show tonight.

"But things happen for a reason and I have to respect that," John said.

"I totally understand," Nicole said. "Of course, I have duties here but I'll be watching you tonight."

"Well, I am going to be on RAW via satellite because I have something to present to Vickie Guerrero."

"What?"

"You'll just have to see tonight."

"Okay, whatever you say."

"I gotta go, I'll talk to you later."

"Okay, bye, baby."

"Bye."

Then Nicole ended the call.

Meanwhile, Jasmine Morgan, Madison Spears, Skye, and Shayna Brooke were in the Women's Locker room modeling their outfits for Wrestlemania.

Jasmine was wearing a gold low-cut halter top, black tube midriff top, and gold miniskirt. Madison was wearing a two piece army chief costume which was a black zip front mini dress and matching star hat. Skye was wearing a silver one split-sleeve mini dress with a metal diamond shaped emblem. Shayna was wearing a two piece pant set which was black solid and zebra print backless tie-front crop top and matching zebra print pants.

"You know, Madison," Jasmine said. "I should be afraid of you since you're wearing that outfit."

"Why?" Madison said.

"You look like you could kill us dressed like that," Shayna said.

"This is why you should go out with a bang because it's Wrestlemania, the grandest stage of them all."

"Well, we're all going to be part of the Playboy Evening Gown match and my boyfriend is gonna be part of the Money-in- the-Bank ladder match."

"Mine too," Skye said. "I wouldn't be surprised if he won the match and cashed it in like he did last year against Edge. Oh, my God, that was the moment of last year."

"Well, let's see what happens come April 5th."

"Hey, do you think my outfit might need some adjustments?" Jasmine said. "I'm just not sure."

"Your outfit looks fine," Madison said. "Of course, I wouldn't be too surprised if you were trying to get a rise out of your boyfriend Evan Bourne."

Then Madison, Skye, and Shayna were making catcalls.

"So what if I am?" Jasmine said. "I'm trying to keep my wild side on the down low for now; besides, Evan always says that I have a killer body and killer legs."

Then RAW was on and Rochelle was walking down the hallway and stopped in front of the entrance to the arena to confront Chris Jericho.

Ric Flair was accepting Chris Jericho's challenge to a 3-on-1 Handicap Match at the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania on behalf of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and Ricky Steamboat announced that he would be watching all of the action from the WWE Legends' corner. Ric was then interrupted by Chris Jericho who continued to kick dirt on the Legends and announced his intention to beat and humiliate the WWE Legends.

Ric had other ideas and began describing how he imagined the night going but was interrupted by a vicious punch from Chris and Chris proceeded to brutally beat Ric smashing him into the steel stairs, tearing his suit off of him and even destroying the gold watch given to Ric by Shawn Michaels after Wrestlemania 24.

Chris did the exact same thing to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and Ricky Steamboat the past few weeks.

Then Chris Jericho came out from the entrance to the arena and walked towards Rochelle.

"What do you want, Rochelle?" Chris said.

"You must love beating up people, don't you?" Rochelle said. "It doesn't matter which gender it is, right? You know, Wrestlemania is thirteen days away and if there is one thing I will not tolerate is people like Randy Orton and you are just like him. So I have decided to throw you out for the night because I will not tolerate anymore craziness."

"And just how are you gonna do that?"

Then Rochelle smiled as Ulysses attacked Chris from behind and was beating on him as he tossed him back and forth on the wall and over the equipment.

"Throw him out, Ulysses," Rochelle said. "It's people like him that make me sick."

Then Ulysses continued to beat on Chris with right hands and then carried with him away.

Then it was time for the Divas' match which was Kimberly Montgomery versus Rosa Mendes. Beth Phoenix's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Rosa Mendes following her.

"The following Divas' match scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by the Glamazon Beth Phoenix, from San Mateo, California, Rosa Mendes."

The two walked down the ramp and Beth got into the ring as Rosa went around the ring and got on the apron and posed as she got in the ring. Then Kimberly's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole following her.

"And their opponent being accompanied by RAW General Manager Nicole Mitchell, from Dallas, Texas, Kimberly Montgomery," Lillian announced.

Nicole was wearing a red tube dress, black belted waist clincher, black boots, and her hair curled. Kimberly was wearing a red off-the-shoulder top, red bustier, red boy shorts, and her hair in ponytails. Kimberly posed at the top of the ramp and then she & Nicole walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and got into the ring as Kimberly got on the turnbuckles and raised her hands in the air. Then she got back down and Nicole left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Rosa shoved Kimberly in the face and Kimberly shoved Rosa down on the mat and Rosa went after Kimberly but Kimberly got a drop toe hold and applied a front facelock as she landed a knee to the midsection and Kimberly got a chop to the chest as she whipped Rosa to the corner and went for a splash but Rosa moved.

Then Rosa kicked Kimberly in the back and pulled her to the middle rope and landed a dropkick to the back for a two count and Rosa grabbed Kimberly by the hair but Kimberly landed a few back elbows and Rosa kicked Kimberly in the back and landed a couple of elbow drops and climbed the middle turnbuckle and went for another elbow drop but Kimberly moved.

Then Kimberly kicked Rosa in the midsection and landed a few clotheslines and bounced off the ropes to land a running neck snap and went to whip Rosa to the corner but Rosa reversed and charged into a boot to the face and Kimberly climbed the top turnbuckle and landed a diving face buster for the win.

"Here is your winner, Kimberly Montgomery," Lillian announced.

Then Nicole got into the ring and hugged Kimberly as her arm was raised by the referee and Kimberly climbed the top turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air. Then she and Nicole got out of the ring and walked up the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and Nicole & Kimberly turned around and raised each other's arms in the air as RAW went to a commercial break.

Then it was time for the Extreme Rules Match which was Jeff versus Dolph Ziggler.

This was the second for Jeff now that he was facing his brother in an Extreme Rules match at Wrestlemania 25.

Dolph Ziggler was already in the ring and Jeff's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Brittany following him. Brittany was wearing a black mini dress with a red fishnet overlay and black straps on the back with silver tone O-rings and her hair straight. Jeff did his usual bump and grind with Brittany as the pyro went off and the two walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring. Jeff stared at Dolph as Brittany had her hands on her hips and Jeff got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and then he got back down and Brittany left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Dolph extended his hand to Jeff and Jeff shook it before he kicked Dolph in the midsection and shoved him to the corner as he landed right hands to the midsection and the face and then Dolph hit a knee lift and landed a clothesline and was punching away at Jeff. Then Dolph got out of the ring and grabbed a chair and got back in the ring and went to hit Jeff with it but Jeff landed a low dropkick to the knees and Jeff hit Dolph's head onto the turnbuckle and landed a clothesline in the corner and set the chair in the corner and leaped off of it with a flying dive into the corner but Dolph moved and then stomped and punched away at Jeff.

Dolph got out of the ring and went under the ring and grabbed a garbage can and got back in the ring and bashed Jeff over the head with it and covered for a near fall and Dolph placed the garbage can on the mat and got Jeff in the corner and landed a right hand before placing him on the turnbuckle and climbed the turnbuckle but Jeff was clubbing Dolph in the back and reversed Dolph off the second rope dropping him onto the garbage can. Then Jeff landed the Twist of Fate onto the deformed can and then got out of the ring and grabbed a chair and got back in the ring and bashed Dolph across the back five times and then landed another Twist of Fate onto the chair and climbed the top turnbuckle and landed the Swanton Bomb for the win.

Then Brittany got into the ring and applauded for Jeff and Jeff tossed the garbage can out of the ring and got on the turnbuckle and raised his arms in the air and got back down as he asked for the microphone and said,

"Matt, I know you're watching and what you just he witnessed was not extreme, but what you're gonna feel at Wrestlemania will be!"

Then Jeff looked at Brittany as she smiled and the two left the ring and walked up the ramp as RAW went to a commercial break.

Then John appeared via satellite from Los Angeles, California.

"Hey, Vickie, it's me, John Cena," John said. "I heard you were feeling under the weather; so I wrote you up a little personalized get-well card to cheer you up. Hope you like it."

Dear Vickie

Oh what a night, sounds dirty and botched

Edge speared Vickie and the Big Show just watched

But I hope you're okay, for certain I may be

Not so much for you and Edge, but for your beautiful baby

Then an image showed up of Edge and Vickie's child.

That's one ugly kid, but I'm putting it mild

But it still beats you and Big Show's secret love child

Then another image showed the Big Show and Vickie's child.

Edge and Show love you, but then again, will they even look at you if you weren't the G.M

I'll be honest, I don't need you but I'll say defiant

Unlike your pathetic husband and your seven foot giant

Thinking of you naked makes everything go south

And run up a fever……. even throw up in my mouth

But it's not about you, it's about this which is vital

Come Wrestlemania, I'm taking the title

It's a promise, a statement, a vow, and a pledge

I'll beat one or the other, Big Show or Edge

Wrestlemania won't end well, Vickie, you will shed a tear

Because the next night on Raw, the champ will be here."

"Thanks, Vickie; hope you feel better."

The Angels were watching the whole thing in their locker room and they were cracking up.

"Oh, my God, I'm about to cry," Amanda said.

"Your husband is nuts," Brittany said. "How does he come up with these jokes?"

"It's all in his hand," Nicole said. "That's what I love about him: he makes me laugh."

"But you know what?" Rochelle said. "I don't feel the least bit sorry about the Big Show, Edge, and Vickie Guerrero. I mean, they have no idea what they have gotten themselves into."

"Well, Vickie, she's so stupid, she has no idea what she is getting herself into," Delancey said. "But she will learn the consequences."

"No kidding," Buffy said. "And what about the Big Show and Edge? Do they know what they are getting themselves into?"

"Hell, no!" the Angels said.

A little later, it was time for the match between Rey Mysterio and William Regal.

Rey Mysterio's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Rochelle was wearing a red halter neck dress with tiered ruffle layers, plunging neckline, and black fashion Belt and her hair curled. Rey went on both sides of the stage turning on the pyro and he & Rochelle walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring and Rey took off his shirt and went on the top turnbuckle and raised his arms in the air as he threw his shirt to the crowd.

Then Rey got back down and John "Bradshaw" Layfield's entrance theme played and the limo came from the side of the arena. Then the driver came out of the limo and he opened the door and JBL, William Regal, and Layla. The three walked down the ramp and William got into the ring as JBL went over to the announcers' table and William took off his robe and Rochelle & Layla left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Rey and William circled around the ring and William got an armlock on Rey and Rey tried to flip out of the hold to no avail and William got an forearm and went for a back suplex but Rey countered and took William down and bounced off the ropes and landed a monkey flip and went for the cover but William kicked out.

Then Rey went to kick William but William grabbed his leg and Rey got an enzuguri sending William to the bottom rope and Rey went for the 619 but William bailed out of the ring and Rey went for the baseball slide but William moved and JBL distracted Rey for William to land a clothesline. Then William press slammed Rey hitting his head on the ring apron and William got back in the ring and so did Rey and William stomped on Rey and got him in the corner and landed some forearms before he whipped him to the corner and landed a big clothesline for a two count.

Then William applied a full nelson hold and shoved Rey to the corner and was landing some left hands and Rey retaliated with a back elbow and kicked William in the chest but William kicked Rey in the face and the referee held William back as he checked on Rey and Rey played possum as William grabbed him and Rey landed a kick to the nose and then surprised William with a flurry of offense with a couple of right hands and kicks and Rey landed a kick to the face sending William to the middle rope. Then Rey landed the 619 and climbed the top turnbuckle and leaped on the top rope for a splash for the win.

Then Rochelle got in the ring and hugged Rey as JBL got up and applauded for Rey as the referee and Rochelle raised Rey's arms in the air and Rey immediately dropkicked JBL in the face sending him to the floor. Rochelle laughed as Rey pointed at JBL and he & Rochelle left the ring and looked back at JBL as JBL was still on the floor holding onto his face.

A little later after RAW was over, "Eddie's Angels" were packing their stuff as Nicole was on her cell phone.

"Are you sure you want us to handle this?" Nicole said. "Don't worry, we'll Legacy busy…….Okay, thank you."

Then Nicole ended the call.

"Well, it looks like they'll show up next week and give Legacy a piece of their mind," Nicole said.

Hoping to deliver some payback to Triple H after he decimated Cody Rhodes the week before, Randy Orton faced him in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match with Ted DiBiase at his side. Triple H had barely entered the ring when they launched themselves at each other and looking for an equalizer, Triple H went under the ring apron to retrieve his sledgehammer but was confronted by Cody Rhodes who had been lying in wait and Legacy then attacked Triple H handcuffing him to the ropes.

With Triple H restrained, Randy said that there was only one person who could save Triple H and that she better come out. Against the warnings of Triple H, a terrified Stephanie McMahon made her way down the ramp and after climbing onto the ring apron, Stephanie had second thoughts and tried to get away, but her path was blocked by Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Randy then grabbed her and delivered a vicious DDT from the second rope and playing further mind games with Triple H, Randy leaned down and kissed the unconscious Stephanie taunting Triple H before clobbering him with a sledgehammer.

"You know what?" Delancey said. "There have been many people after Vince McMahon for years, no one was more vicious as Randy. When you mess with the McMahons, oh, there will be hell to pay and Randy has no idea we're onto him."

"Don't worry," Amanda said. "He'll get what's coming to him.

Then the Angels and Ulysses heard a bang from outside their door and then Ulysses quickly opened the door and saw that no one was there but six knives on the door.

"What the hell is going on, Ulysses?" Brittany said.

Then Ulysses opened the door wide to show the Angels the knives.

"Oh, wow, this is nice," Rochelle said. "This is really, really nice."

Everyone looked at each other as they had a pretty good idea who did it.