A/N: Another Merdeka Day Special! And also Malaysia Day...
Goodness, at this rate, I'm losing my lazy time...with my finals coming soon...hate the finals. Thinking of another crazy adventure and combining requests of Malaysia's feelings on Merdeka and Malaysia Day...too long to explain. These things below are either headcannons or simply something I saw on TV or whatever...just I won't post any new chapters for this story for a while because of (finals that I cannot risk failing unlike my midterms). And even after my finals. I had to update ASEAN Way. Feel free to check it out as well! Not much Malaysia but just bear with it!
Warnings: OCs, OOCs, Craziness
Extra Notes: Male and Female Malaysia in this chapter, could be counted as random moments and...
Selamat Hari Malaysia
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Ever wonder about a few case scenarios with our favourite nation along with the states/territories? Well, in this chapter, we'll be seeing how they react or maybe respond in these kind of situations. So beware of the craziness that is about to take over.
One
If the states were to drive a car, who shall be the one to take the wheels?
"First thing first, we'll pay the others a visit." Kuala Lumpur said.
"I'll drive." Selangor volunteered.
"NO!" KL along with Pahang, Perak and Kedah protested.
"Why?" Selangor asked oh so innocently
"The last time we let you drive, you drove like a mad person!" KL said.
"Earn more traffic tickets than KL!"
"You nearly crashed almost every vehicle on the road!"
"And almost knocked down many innocent pedestrians along the way!"
"You chat while driving!"
"Making a lot of sharp turns!"
"NO WAY IN A CAT'S NINE LIVES ARE WE LETTING YOU DRIVE!"
Selangor rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, I don't drive like that."
KL snorted. "Said the state who has the most road accidents at her place."
You have to agree with KL on this one, Selangor, indeed has the most fatalities in road accidents at her place. But for someone like her...seems totally impossible, right?
Penang then steps up and said "Let me drive."
"NO!"
"What is it this time?" Penang asked, annoyed.
"You drive like a snail!"
"Very little to none traffic tickets!"
"You obeyed traffic signs as if they were your boss."
"You even waited for animals to cross the road!"
"You always carry your driver license!"
"And you always stop at red lights!"
"NO WAY IN A MILLION CENTURIES ARE WE LETTING YOU DRIVE!"
Penang rolled her eyes, placing her hand on her hips. "You wouldn't let me because I drive good and safe?"
"YES!"
"Thank goodness you got it." KL said.
Penang has the least death per 10,000 vehicles registered right behind KL for your information. Why can't they just let Penang drive, you wanted to ask. For the sake of staying alive of course.
"I'll drive." Labuan volunteered.
The other states gave him a look. "Do you know how to drive Labuan?" KL asked.
"It's easy! Anyone can do it. Besides, Selangor, a crazy and mad driver and Penang, a snail with a helmet can do it. Why can't I?"
You then thought. Why not? "Maybe we should let Labuan drive. How bad can it be?"
KL shrugged. "Well, as long we are alive, who cares. I just don't want Malaysia to turn into a fire breathing monster that destroys everything in the way on us. I still want to live to be honest."
The states agreed. They don't see the harm in it. Maybe they should at least learn this, what they do not know can't hurt them, right? Just trying out for a test drive.
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"LABUAN~! FOR THE SAKE OF MY HEART SLOW THE H*** DOWN!" Kedah yelled.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Labuan asked.
"SLOW DOWN!" the other states yelled except for KL (and Selangor who left earlier).
Aren't you curious on why the states are yelling? Well, let's just say when Labuan takes the wheel...going over the speed limit times 105, nearly knocked down some school children crossing the road and of course the uncle that stops the car, pigeons and other small animals got stuck or rather flatten themselves on the windscreen along with a couple of fruits and vegs, behind the car, a long cloth trailing after and inside, some of the states are praying to the Gods that they will be safe.
Penang yelling at Labuan something which he couldn't hear but would probably be censored if it could be heard anyway. Kedah is praying, Pahang and Terengganu hugging each other, Perak passed out and KL...simply too shocked to the core to even react to anything.
"I told you guys it's easy! Like A, B, C!"
Terengganu then whips out a piece of paper and a pen and starts writing on it.
"Let's see...my novels should be given to Malacca, my assets to Selangor..."
"DON'T BE SO SELFISH LAH!" the other states yelled in unison.
"Not fair Kak, at least let me have that fancy chair! I wanted it since a long time!" Labuan chipped in.
Terengganu shot Labuan a glare and muttered "Fat chance! I will not give anything to the person who caused this..."
"Oh...a red light..."
"EYES ON THE ROAD LABUAN! STOP THE CAR!"
"WE'RE DOOMED!"
"WATCH THE SPEED LIMIT LABUAN! MORE IMPORTANTLY THE ROAD!"
Minutes later, after all the crazy driving. The results...50 speeding tickets, 12 court orders and thousands of damages caused in which the oh so proud officials of the states are suing.
Malaysia could only stared at the scene before her with Malacca next to her. Jaw-dropping indeed. Too shocked to the core or perhaps to angry to say something? Malaysia's expression is a mix of those two. Malacca could only offer a comforting pat on the back.
"Calm yourself, not good to get sakit jantung (heart attack)." Malacca said.
Penang crawled out of the car before crawling to the nearest pharmacy or medicine shop to buy some anxiety pills or medicine. To be honest, Penang had never been in this kind of situation before.
Perak is still unconscious was carried out of the car by Kedah who was saying a prayer. Pahang and Terengganu still shaken after the whole ordeal while KL...still too shocked or surprise to even mutter.
The police officer in charge was about to asked Malaysia and Malacca about the whole thing when Malaysia gave the officer the creepiest and the scariest look she had, scaring him a little.
"Maaf Cik (Sorry Miss) but I just want to asked whether you know them or not." the police officer said.
Malacca sighs before telling the officer "Yes, the people in that car are my siblings unfortunately and so is the driver."
"My...precious car..." Malaysia uttered out.
Yup, they were driving Malaysia's car as a test drive since it's cool.
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TWO
If you let Malaysia drive a new super expensive hot car with no speed limit stopping her (in her mind), what are the consequences? Especially to the passengers who are nations themselves.
Ever since Malaysia's car broke down and sent to repair while the other states lose their right to drive for quite a while, Italy had been nice as to lend her his car when the meeting is in Rome.
"Ve~, Germany will be picking me up. Make sure it's still in one piece~"
Malaysia nodded, a huge smile on her face. Time to test it out. Maybe she should selfie this and post on FB. Not bad of an idea.
She drove the Ferrari to the hotel to pick up whoever she wants to.
-Time Skip (I'm a bit lazy)-
After picking up a few others (Thailand, Japan, England and Taiwan), she sped off like a mad woman she is.
"A-A-Ano...Malaysia-san, c-could you please slow down?" Japan asked who was sitting at the back with England and Thailand.
"Why?"
"Because you went over the speed limit you bloody git!" England yelled.
Taiwan, who was in the front seat, can only hold onto her cousin as she continue speeding to the venue of the meeting.
Thailand, probably the only passenger that still has the smile on his face despite the super fast driving by his sister (according to him).
"Cool! So this is what freedom feels like~!" Malaysia said.
A couple of curses from England (which would probably be censored again), Taiwan's cries and Japan's pleas fall on deaf ears as the Malaysian continue, yes, speeding again. Failing to obey whatever traffic rules and officers that come in her way.
A young officer tried to be brave to stop the speeding car but in the end, he treasured his life more.
"Ku bebas~ (I'm free)"
"MALAYSIA! EYES ON THE ROAD!"
"Oh a grannie crossing the road..."
"MALAYSIA!"
At the meeting venue, Malaysia got off the car and breathes in the fresh air. She sighs "Ah~, nothing beats the fresh air here."
Taiwan crawls out of the car slowly after that drive just now, thanked the Gods for sparing her (even though she doesn't die like humans do). England is trying to control his heartbeat while Japan couldn't even think anymore. Thailand...remains indifferent.
"Indeed ana~" Thailand agreed "Though it is a pity they couldn't enjoy it..."
Malaysia nodded. "Well, at least the car is still in one piece."
Turning to her small family, she asked "Do you want me to-"
"NO!"
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THREE
Everyone knows that Malaysia and her durians are inseparable especially during the durian harvesting season. A couple of nations (Prussia, Denmark and America) were bold enough to make Malaysia to go on for two weeks without durians. You could say a Durian Withdrawal.
Malaysia WITHOUT her durians are like...how do you say...imagine America without his hamburger for two weeks and you'll get it.
Unfortunately, America did not have the slightest clue on the consequences. Not long after England's visit, a couple of nations showed up, demanding him to stop the withdrawal.
"Please America, it'll be worst if you don't stop it." Philippines pleaded.
"Yeah da-ze, we're serious this time." South Korea said.
"Woah there guys, Prussia, Denmark, Malaysia and I have agreed to do this, we can't suddenly stop the whole thing." America defended.
Vietnam sighs. "At least...be on your guard once the withdrawal is over."
-Time Skip-
Last Day of Durian Withdrawal...
The Awesome Trio, consists of America, Prussia and Denmark paid Malaysia a visit to check on her condition. However, when they arrived...
"What the...zombies?"
"Are you sure we're in the right place?"
"Yeah, I remember the twin towers!"
Upon visiting Malaysia, America knocked on her door three times. "Um...Malaysia..it's me, America along with Prussia and Denmark here, can we come in?"
As a response, the door opens slightly, revealing what was left of Malaysia after the withdrawal.
"How...may I...help you?" Malaysia asked in a very, very creepy voice.
"T-The durian withdrawal...is over..." America stuttered.
No response.
"It's...over?"
Nod.
Malaysia nodded very slowly before pouncing on America, sending the three running off screaming. With amazing spider skills, she kept going after them. Her souless eyes plus very, very creepy and scary face.
"Please spare me! I'll never do it again!" America begged.
"Ja, what he said!"
"Me three!"
Dark chuckle escapes her lips. "So...how...should I...eat you?"
"NO!"
"Now do you understand why you cannot do that?" England asked.
The trio nodded. In the corner, Malaysia is eating her durian happily, courtesy of Penang. America, Prussia and Denmark were saved when Penang brought some durians over. Apparently, the durians managed to stop Malaysia from whatever she's doing.
"I'm alive~" Malaysia said while chewing on her durians.
"Yeah right."
FOUR
What does Malaysia constantly do on Merdeka and Malaysia Day if not celebrating with the states?
Malaysia lie lazily on bed, checking the time on the small alarm clock on the bedside. Only 9:05 am. Usually a sane person would be up at this kind of time, doing whatever a normal sane person would do at this time of day.
A few moments of staring...and he finally made his decision.
"Still early, sleep some more lah."
FIVE
Malaysia first Winter World Meeting in the United States of America. Of course it's cold! Pure cold!
England takes it upon himself to fetch the young nation from the hotel.
"England!" a voice called.
The Englishman looked up from his watch, he was not amused.
"What on earth are you wearing?" he asked.
"Winter clothes lah!"
"I can see that but..."
"I wear 10 layers of clothing still not warm enough!"
"10 layers!?"
Malaysia rubbed his hands or gloves together. "Geez, why must winter so cold ah? Even 10 layers of clothing not enough. My highlands not very cold like that..."
SIX
Why Malaysia doesn't allow other nations except maybe a few (foreign workers here) into Chow Kit at night?
"Hey Malaysia, can't we go to Chow Kit?" America asked.
"No!" Malaysia said firmly.
"Why?"
"Because no is a no!"
Of course, America isn't going to give up that easily. Putting on the perfect disguise that fooled even the officers around, he successfully sneaked into Chow Kit. He followed Malaysia, who hasn't noticed him, into some dark place and of course, filled with evil looking gangsters and all that smoke cigarettes and gamble. Two words, not good.
The huge group approach Malaysia with a very mean look on their faces. America was about to throw himself out there to save Malaysia when suddenly, the huge group of men got down on their knees.
"*Selamat kembali Cik Muda!" the men greeted.
One of the men approaches Malaysia handing her a can of drink. "Here you go Cik Muda."
"Terima kasih." Malaysia takes the can of drink from the man as he returns back to his original position.
America could only gaped at the scene. Since when did Malaysia became the leader of this gang?
Ring~, Ring~
"Hello?" a thick British accent answers the phone.
"Iggy! Malaysia's a gang leader!"
(A/N: Heard from my lecturer that it is not a place tourists should go especially at night probably because of these gangs and all (based on my pov))
SEVEN
If an old aunty's dog done something at the front of your house. Malaysia style.
"Aunty, your dog is on the loose again. I brought it back to your house." Malaysia complained.
Random old annoying aunty simply smiled (fake) and apologize "I'm sorry ah and thank you ah."
-Another time-
"Aunty, your dog do something in front of the house." Malaysia complained again.
"Sorry for the trouble dear."
Malaysia simply smiled. "Nah, it's ok. I scooped it up and toss it to your garden. Great food for the plants!"
(A/N: From the comic 黑色水母 Hei Se Shui Mu or Black Jellyfish, a very popular Malaysian Chinese language comic. Love that part! Credits to the artist himself!)
EIGHT
Malaysia can do magic with hand!
"Really?" Taiwan asked.
Malaysia nodded. "Why you don't believe me? I can show you right now if you want."
Malaysia then heads to the road as Taiwan watches on.
"Now watch and see."
As Malaysia crosses the road, he lifts a hand in front of the car. The car stopped. Taiwan blinked, rubbing her eyes before looking at Malaysia.
"You're kidding!"
"Nope!"
Singapore pops out and says "It's very common in Malaysia, do that and the drivers will stop to let you cross."
NINE
Malaysia loves Milo and is good at making it!
"Yes, yes, what kind of drink you want?" Malaysia asked, pulling out a pencil and a small notepad.
"Milo panas (hot)!" Singapore said immediately.
"Milo?" the other nations asked.
The Milo loving nation jolted it down while explaining "Yes, Milo is a chocolate and malt powder drink, mixed it with cold or hot water. Sweet and is considered as a favourite drink among Singaporeans and of course my people as well."
"Better if it's served hot for breakfast." Singapore agreed.
"Then, one Milo panas for me please." Japan ordered.
"Us too!" Hong Kong, Taiwan and South Korea pipe in.
"I'll take one aru."
Malaysia nodded. "Ok, six Milo panas coming right up!"
-Time skip-
"Here you go, six Milo panas." Malaysia said, placing the cups on the table.
After thanking Malaysia, the small Asian family took a sip.
"It's good!"
Malaysia grinned. "Of course, I made it myself. Take some packets back if you want."
TEN
Nekotalia with Belang and other pets (Belang is a tiger and yes tiger is in the cat family, so...please, let him be there, ok? Other nations don't have cats yet so might be tough...)
Featuring APEC with a not so Nekotalia style with other pets! Takes place at Beijing, China!
China-cat cleared his throat. "Welcome to the APEC for pets meeting everyone in Beijing, China."
America-cat raised its paw but China-cat shot him down "No super cats this time America-cat!"
America-cat lower its paw.
China-cat cleared his throat to compose himself once again.
"Now, does anyone here had a topic to talk about aru?"
Korea-cat raised its paw. "Why are we here da-ze?"
China-cat sighs exasperately. "Do I need to repeat myself aru?"
Toto, the elephant raises its trunk.
"Alright Toto, what do you have to say?" China-cat asked.
"I want to talk about increasing tourism at my place! Despite some stuff happened, I want everyone to come over to have a bath in the river!"
"That applies on elephants only Toto-san." Pochi said.
Tama and the other pets nodded. After a minute of awkward silence, Taiwan-cat raised her paw.
"Is it alright for us to be here?" Taiwan-cat asked.
"Why do you say so?" Korea-cat asked.
Taiwan-cat pointed to the people (nations) who are staring at them. "They had been staring at us and it's creeping us out!"
"Aiyoh, at this time, you just scare them away like this. ROAR!" Belang said to Taiwan-cat before roaring at the nations who had been staring at the pets for a while.
Komodo shook its head. "No, you should have show them the teeth and the tongue. They're scared of reptiles!"
"No, they are more scared of me, a tiger, an animal that can chew their head off if I want to."
The other pets sigh "Not again..."
America-cat decides to be the hero and steps in "Alright quit fighting you two lovebirds!"
However, America-cat's heroic moment was cut short when both Belang and Komodo glared at the American cat.
"I-I mean...stop fighting...please?"
"America-cat is right. We don't want to caused any more troubles." Tama said, trying to intervened the two before it gets any worst.
"Tama is right. Belang-san, you attacked someone before and we don't want that to happen again." Pochi added.
Belang scoffed. "As if I get in any trouble when that person literally look down on Malaysia's cooking! He brags about his food being real food when it contains nothing but snails and frogs."
"Too right!" Koala agreed.
-What happened after that-
"Woah what happened France?" America asked, approaching France on his way back from the nearest burger shop.
France, who looked like he just braved through the Amazon replied "A tiger attacked me."
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MERDEKA AND MALAYSIA
DAY
SPECIAL
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August 31, 1957 was no ordinary day for Malayans. Streets were decorated with flags of the states and country. Vehicles and people are bustling about on this day. Children running out of the house, laughing and smiling while waving the flag in their hands.
Shops and restaurants were either closed or opened for a very special moment of this day.
Families and neighbours gathered in one house and in front of one small TV in the living room while some listen to radios or head to cinemas, as if they are also anticipating something very big.
Youths and many others walked or cycled their way to the city of Kuala Lumpur where the most awaited event shall take place.
The weather that day was indeed perfect.
In the heart of Kuala Lumpur, at Stadium Merdeka, thousands were sitting there, some with flags while some with their spirits.
As time ticked closer, one man came with the other VIPs. The crowd cheered and clapped, waving their flags at the same time. One of the VIPs, will most of you remember, Field Marshal Sir Gerald Walter Robert Templer or Sir Gerald Templer for short. The young British soldier who contributed a lot in fighting communism in Malaya.
Other VIPs were either monarchs or presidents or prime ministers or representatives from other countries or coloniessuch as the UK, Australia, India, Indonesia, Thailand, Hong Kong, Singapore, Japan and others.
Enemies of the past became friends of the present. All had gathered on this very special day. Not caring of skin colour or social position. Everyone is united on this very special day.
The representative of the Queen, the Duke of Gloucester presented the soon-to-be Prime Minister of Malaya, Tunku Abdul Rahman with the instrument of independence. Tunku then proceeded to read the Proclamation of Independence.
After that, Tunku shouted "MERDEKA!" repeatedly for seven times with the crowd joining in.
Tears of joy were shed by many that time. Some were hugging, some congratulating each other for that time, Malaya is officially independent.
September 16, 1963
Representatives from the Federation of Malaya, Singapore, North Borneo (Sabah) and Sarawak arrived.
A speech was read out and it was official.
Malaya, Singapore, Sarawak and North Borneo joined together to formed Malaysia.
Malaya is now Malaysia. A sign of rebirth and all. Millions hailed the new name Malaysia. It has indeed become the name for this young nation.
(A/N: Sorry it's short, may not be accurate but it's what I can do at the moment.)
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Here we go! A Malaysia Day message!
Deathinism: Yo, Malaysias...(?)! I sent a message before, I know, but I can't resist to send more! Wishing you a happy happy Malaysia Day!
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A/N: Sorry no special segment for this chapter! If you have a request PM me or leave it in a review!
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: If you have a request to be done, bring us some food first! You hear us?
Me: Oh hush you two, you're keeping my fellow readers away at this rate!
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: Why is that? I thought people who read this love us!
Me: Yeah but you don't go asking people bring food for you.
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: We can!
Me: Oh really? I was really planning on getting you two some durians but if you don't want...
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: Ah! Durians please! Get it from Penang!
Me: *mutter* Too demanding these two. Now say what you have to say to the nice and friendly readers.
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