I've had the idea for this story a while, but it didn't really formulate fully until I was folding laundry and for some reason, I'm going to write the second chapter first just because that's what came to me. Here goes nothing.

Disclaimer: I own none of the YYH character but I do own the others along with my friends Jessica, Emily, and Kristen. I also own the plot…


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Despite the Victorian look to the house, a modern day garage was on the side and the gang could hear cheerful whistling from inside. This was going to make their job a lot harder.

The group advanced towards the garage and peeked around. They saw a figure struggling with a rather large comforter. Kuwabara, being such a gentleman, rushed to help fold it.

"Thank you so much." Came the melodic voice slightly muffled from behind the cloth.

"You're very welcome." He replied as she put the comforter down into the basket and stood up. She had purple hair with fading blue streaks running through it, eyes the same color, a sky blue and neon yellow striped dress and purple red heels, yet she still looked good. 'Very good,' thought Kuwabara as the others came forward.

"Hello Miss, we have come to represent the offices of Koenma and Murkuro. Did you know a man named Hiei?" Despite all his practice, Kurama's voice still quivered.

"Big head? Er…yea I used to know him. Why?"

"Are you the only one that lives in this house ma'am? What's your name?" Yusuke took over for Kurama since the poor guy looked like he needed to sit down.

"No I live here with my two best friends. It's not even my house, really. My name is Leeoyasha."

"Are the other two home ma'am?"

Leeoyasha was starting to get worried. "Why do you keep calling me ma'am?" She knew she didn't look old enough to be called ma'am.

"Uh, sorry. Are the other two home?"

"Yes."

"Could you go get them please?" Yusuke didn't want to have to repeat the message more than once.

Leeoyasha went into the house. When she came back out, she brought another girl with her. "Kai said she'd be right down."

The second girl was taller than Leeoyasha by a small amount. Her eyes didn't seem to have any color but sparkled strangely like diamonds. Her hair was straight and fell down her back, so black it shined blue. She wore overalls and a yellow tank top but was barefoot.

"Hello ma'am. Did you also know Hiei?"

"Even if I am older than you're family line probably goes back, I don't like being called ma'am, understood?"

Yusuke nodded, slightly taken aback.

"Yea I knew Hiei. What of it?"

At that time, the door opened and another girl came out carrying a laundry basket filled to the brim with undergarments.

"Leeoyasha, would you mind washing my underwear? I remembered to drop off my suits to the dry cleaner but completely forgot my underwear. Than I woke up this morning and bam, no underwear."

The second girl looked like she was trying very hard not to laugh as Leeoyasha asked, "What did you do Kai? Borrow some of mine?"

Kai sat down the basket. "Heavens no, I couldn't stand that butt floss you call underwear. I'm not wearing any."

As she stood and dusted her hands off, the second girl looked at her with an amused smile. "Kai, I'd like to introduce you to our guests. They've come from the offices of Koenma and Murkuro and are here to talk about Hiei apparently."

Kai's eyes went wide and she turned bright pink. "Oh my…I didn't realize…oh dear. Hello Kurama." Kai felt beyond mortified. This was not the way she had pictured running into Kurama.

Kurama was also blushing brightly. "Hello Lady Kai." He bowed.

"Hey, I see you trying to look up her skirt!" The second girl gave a wicked grin as Kai somehow went brighter, as did Kurama.

"I did…" "Yeah, yeah, I know. I was just teasing. Anyway, why don't you all come in?"

Kai stood back so that the others could pass into the doorway, mumbling to herself, "No thanks, I think I'll go dig a hole and bury myself." Before she got the chance however, Leeoyasha grabbed her by the arm and dragged her into the house with the rest of them.

"Who are you?" Kuwabara asked as he took a seat on the couch next to Urameshi and Kurama.

"I have several names, but you can call me Maboroshi." She said, giving a look to Kai and Leeoyasha. Kurama gasped slightly.

"What?" asked Yusuke as he looked to his green-eyed friend. "She's the third most wanted demon in Makai."

"Should we arrest her?"

Maboroshi gave him a disdainful look. "Do you really think it would be that easy?"

Leeoyasha stepped in at the moment to stop any forthcoming fight by putting a pitcher of lemonade on the table along with several glasses with ice.

"So what did you boys come to tell us?"