A/N: Back with another request not one but two! I decided to give 2 request in 1 chapter a go! Who knows what it might turned out? Deathinism and Solludory (Guest), here are your requests!

Warnings: Craziness, OCs, OOCs that I just created randomly, Manglish (England is so going to kill me if he reads it)
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Deathinism's request...based on a USUK doujinshi-Monopoly. I gave it a twist, I don't really follow the plot. Sorry!

(A/N: If you know name the background music of the video which was uploaded in YouTube and sung by Iggyloid or maybe the VA himself, please, please, please, please, please~ tell me the name! I promise to write whatever chapter you requested!)

For 57 years, Malaysia had declared her independence from England. Though separation is hard but it's necessary. She may have lived for a long, long time but she still acts like a teenager being stuck with crazy siblings, paperworks and many more.

It was a fine day in the city of Kuala Lumpur. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the leaves are swaying and Malaysia is sleeping soundly on her hammock. A novel, half-open on her face.

"Cik (Miss)! Wake up Cik!"

Malaysia stirred a little but didn't bother to open her eyes, mumbling something which sounds like "Five more minutes Pur..."

"Um...I'm not Singapore Cik. And you better get up before you'll be late for another meeting." the young lady turned over the hammock, causing the nation to fall.

"Ow! At least be gentle lah..." Malaysia whined, rubbing her throbbing cheek.

The young lady frowned. "If I go gentle, you'll be late! Now get up! I had everything ready for you!"

Malaysia grudgingly heads back inside to change while mumbling "It's not like there's going to be any progress..."

The lady sighs. "She's 57 years independent yet why can't she even act mature?"

"Please Amy! The day she acts mature would be the day she gives up on her durians." Kuala Lumpur said casually, popping out of nowhere.

-Flashback-

A little girl stood beside her grandmother. She was very young, with little knowledge about many things. Amy (the lady from just now) looked around the surroundings, she could only remember the green, green leaves of the trees and the colourful flowers that bloom everywhere.

"Wah! So cute! Your granddaughter ah?"

Amy looked up, facing Malaysia whose eyes sparkle a lot. Well, her eyes sparkle when she sees something cute. Children included.

"Yes, her name is Amy."

Malaysia then stares at Amy for a while before beaming "It's decided! You are going to work for me when you grow old!"

Her grandmother laughed. "You still haven't change since then."

Malaysia crouches down to the smaller girl's level and gave her a pen. She told Amy these words "Take this pen. Remember that you are going to work for me when you grow up. I'll be waiting."

Those words echoed inside Amy's head for a long time. She made a promise to herself and her nation that very day. Right now, she hasn't broke that promise.

-End Flashback-

Amy smiled at that memory. She regrets nothing at all for accepting this position, in fact, it was an honour for her to do so for her nation. For Malaysia, is a place where love grows.

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1P Malaysia

vs

2P Malaysia

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In the city of Kuala Lumpur, an event is about to take place or more precisely a battle. Yes, a battle between good and evil. This battle will determine the fate of the entire universe. This fateful battle will of course determine...who can eat the most durians in the shortest amount of time. 1P Malaysia or 2P Malaysia?

"Are you ready?" 2P Malaysia asked.

"Of course. Don't come crying when you lose." 1P Malaysia said.

2P snorted. "Hmph, it should be me who's going to say that dear."

A gust of wind blew past them. It's now or never.

"START!"

Both 1P and 2P Malaysia started chomping down the durians at an incredible speed and eating power! 1P is eating the durians like she's mowing the grass oh wait, 2P is eating them like a T-Rex would do with its food! Such monstrous eating coming from the two of them. It's a close fight! Who's gonna win?

The other nations that had been watching cringed while some turned green. Goodness, who knew an eating contest could make you sick and for once it's not America's hamburgers!

Woah! 1P is almost finished with her durians, 2P is catching up fast! Oh wait, they're both eating it at the same pace but with different techniques of eating! 1P is going into Popeye eating spinach mode now! 2P is munching them as if she's using the typewriter! It's too close of a battle to tell! 1Ps and 2Ps are cheering them on while at the same time vomitting out the contents of their stomachs!

My goodness, could this get any better? And hang on, am I the only referee here? And just how did those 2Ps get here anyway?

Just one more durian! 1P had a better lead! And...she's done! 1P Malaysia won the durian eating contest! What a show that has become! Spectacular competition from the two of them! 1P Malaysia has finished a total of 20 durians (the outside had been removed)!

1P Malaysia slammed her hand onto the table and stood up proudly, earning cheers, whistles and all from the other 1Ps while curses and others from the 2Ps.

"I'M THE CHAMPION EATER OF DURIANS!" Malaysia yelled.

"Damn it all, I'll come back another time to settle this! Jangan lupa 1P! (Don't forget 1P) Aku akan datang balik (I'll come back) to steal the title from you!" 2P Malaysia curses as she jumped back, disappearing into a portal that just pops out of nowhere.

The other 2Ps soon followed, mumbling and muttering curses, death wishes and swears that would 100 % be censored if they would ever to be heard.

"Impressive ana!" Thailand praised.

"Yeah da-ze! You showed them!" Korea added.

"Consuming that much without breaking a sweat is really great!" Taiwan also chipped in.

Malaysia beamed but soon her expression became that of a person with an upset stomach.

"Um...Malaysia, are you alright?" England asked.

"I...think so."

Singapore sighs as he puts on a face mask and thick rubber gloves before handing Malaysia a bucket for her to...let it go~

...END...

A/N: So sorry that it's short but my brains short-circuit on the way and I have exams to manage. Onto with the special segment!

Lima

Four

San

Twee

Uma

Lights were turned on, cameras filming as our two favourite personifications arrived from backstage.

"Selamat kembali once again ladies and gentlemen to our show!" Male Malaysia greeted.

"Missed us?" Female Malaysia asked.

Silence...

"If you don't missed us...then we will simply have to activate the durian bomb under your seats which will stink up the whole place in 3 seconds." Male Malaysia threaten with a smile on his face.

"Don't you dare!" England warned.

"Why?" Female Malaysia asked in a oh-so-innocent way.

"But then again, it's not like we care." Male Malaysia added, already pulling out a small remote.

Everyone gasped as Male Malaysia pressed the button on the remote.

POP! POP!

Everyone looked up only to find out the source of the popping sound. Confettis and a large banner saying "Gotcha! Time for the real show!"

"So...we're gonna start. Let's do the slot machine again, shall we?" Female Malaysia suggested.

"Brilliant idea my female self! To honour this, let's have South Korea do it!"

All eyes are on the Korean. But so far...only looks of pity are really shown on their faces as if South Korea is going to a far away place where no one really know. South Korea, though tempted by the idea, still remained alert.

"Alright da-ze. After all, slot machines originated from me da-ze!"

Both Malaysians grinned evilly. Oh great, as if those creepy dolls from the horror movies ain't scary enough, these two are indeed, dangerous, creepy and worth to be part in a horror movie if they ever had a chance. With the creepy looking dolls of course especially the one that starts with an 'A' and ends with an 'E'. This young author could not mentioned it as it would indeed chickened her out that she could not go to the toilet alone.

The Korean marched up to the stage as the slot machine was lowered.

"Ready?" Female Malaysia asked in a very creepy voice.

South Korea nodded as he pulled the level of the slot machine. He waited patiently, for the trap to activates.

The floor opens beneath him but South Korea managed to calculated that. He jumped off from the floor with a huge grin on his face. "HA! You missed!"

"We don't think so~!" Male and Female Malaysia sang in unison.

Out of the blue, Penang crashes through the wall in a karate outfit and...

MISSED!

"HAHA! You missed again da-ze!"

PUNCH!

South Korea landed on the floor with a thud and an 'ow'.

"Oops, we totally forgot to tell you that we have this jack in the box thing that punches people." Male Malaysia said innocently.

"This is a good payback for totally thrashing our famous men's doubles badminton team back in the Asian Games." Female Malaysia muttered in a low and dark voice.

The slot machines finally showed the results.

台湾,香港,澳门

Hong Kong frowned. "Why me as well?"

"Oh come on Hong Kong, don't you wanna do this with your siblings?" Male Malaysia asked.

"Think of it as some kind of a sibling reunion!" Female Malaysia added.

Hong Kong pondered for a while before shrugging and got out of his seat, pulling Taiwan in a tow, Macau followed after them. Passing by the Malaysians, Hong Kong gave them a red stick.

"Hold this for me, would you?"

Male Malaysia takes the red stick from Hong Kong's hand as both him and his female counterpart watched the two made their way to center stage.

"Give us, like, a topic to talk about."

"If Malaysia were to be a character in Hetalia Fantasia, what weapon or skills should he or she have?" Female Malaysia said.

Hong Kong nodded. Glancing at Taiwan, then at Macau who nodded.

"Durian bomb." the three said in unison.

"Reduce opponent's sense of smell (if the opponent does have a good sense of smell) by 20 %, temporarily blind the opponent's view while giving time for allies to power up or attack." Taiwan said.

"However, blinding the opponent could only work for a few seconds so you better be fast in attacking or running away." Macau continued.

"Another skill is the durian shield. Great for defense and also for attacking because of the durian's hard shell and super sharp thorns." Hong Kong added.

"It also could fatally wound an unguarded opponent. No wonder it is called the King of Fruits. It could also give the original user a boost in power up or attack but give it to allies would only reduce their skills temporarily."

"The Roar of the Malaysian Tiger could also reduce the opponent's hearing as well." Macau added.

"Good point there. It could also be used to distract opponents for a while." Hong Kong agreed.

Ring!

"Time's up. See you next time!"

BOOM!

"Sorry, I forgot to tell you that you're holding my dynamite." Hong Kong simply said.

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A/N: I'm finally done! Got another request to fullfill again! So see you on 15th or 16th October! By the way, the Hetalia Fantasia skill...I thought of it myself since it would be a great to have such a skill!

Chibi Male Malaysia: So Read and Review!

Chibi Female Malaysia: Request, leave it in the review or PM the author herself!

Chibi Male Malaysia: We accept food as our payment.

Me: *Gives them England's scone*

Chibi Female Malaysia: WAH! Why you give us that?

Me: I thought you want food.

Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: England's scone is NOT FOOD!

England: Excuse me? It seems you two don't understand the taste of British cuisine.

Chibi Male Malaysia: Only if it cooked by you

Chibi Female Malaysia: Then it's not food but poison to our stomachs. Take cooking lessons before you actually kill someone with your food.

Chibi Male Malaysia: Yeah, yeah! *munch on Roti B**'s coffee bread*

England: Why you-!

Me: *grabs chibis and run*