A/N: I am back once again. With requests from Solludory (Guest), saidaariffah and MidWeekComic 13. Now, I'll let the chibis do the introduction.
Chibi Male Malaysia: Let's start with Solludory's. His/Her request is 1p Malaysia's life with the 2p's or 1p and 2p Malaysia switched places. This author is lazy to research on the 2ps personality so don't expect much.
Chibi Female Malaysia: Second is SPM season *gasp* by saidaariffah
Chibi Male Malaysia: Finally is hidden fluff/romance of China's and America's feelings for Malaysia. Like two suitors fighting to court a young maiden's heart and attention. But the author wants to make it general so a small hint will be given since the author sucks at romance.
Chibi Female Malaysia: This useless and lazy author does not own Hetalia or the characters in it.
Me: *clears throat* Who's the useless and lazy one here? I'm confiscating the durians.
Chibi Female Malaysia: Correction, this sweet and wonderful author does not own Hetalia or the characters.
Me: Terima kasih. But you and your male counterpart are NOT allowed to go asking people to pay with food, ok?
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: *nod* *nod*
Warnings: Manglish and so on...
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SPM Season
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The morning was too beautiful to be considered as a lovely, normal morning during this season. Yes, the most dreaded examination in a high school student's life once they reach Form 5, the SPM. Students will have to get at least a couple of credits or A's to enter the university or college of their choice.
This examination haunts high school students for a long time. Many students who are taking the examination would often be seen studying. No fun, no phone and no sleep if you want to get a lovely grade which our damn-
Everything to passed the examination with flying colours. They'll sacrificed many. Some is cramming everything they read from books, be it reference or exercises, if it's the only way to get a lot of A's.
During this season, Malaysia is often seen sleepwalking or at times lack of sleep or too much stress. Nations are advice to be wary and not bring up any topic considering exams, books or anything relating to SPM. The word itself is a taboo.
"I got a lot of A's already..." Malaysia mumbled in his sleep.
And...one more thing if it's SPM already, one thing might happen. Oh screw it, WILL HAPPEN.
Kuala Lumpur slammed the side of his fist against the red button on the wall before pulling out a walkie talkie and all hell went totally loose. The alarm system blinking red repeatedly. Of course, when it's like this, you would call this...an emergency. Yup, it's an emergency indeed.
"RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!"
Pahang starts shouting orders into the walkie talkie "Secure the perimeter! Don't even let a single ant get through!"
Turning towards the other states, Miri yelled "ACTIVATE THE FORTRESS! THIS IS CODE RED! I REPEAT THIS IS CODE RED!"
"What fortress? We don't even have one!" Perak pointed out.
"No, Perak. We do have one for this." Terengganu said, pulling a remote and presses another red button.
Birds flew away while they got the chance, dogs barked at the scene and some people gasped as they stare. Within minutes, a large fortress surrounded the Malaysian's home.
"Malacca and Penang! Serve Malaysia your best cuisines!" Kuala Lumpur ordered.
"Roger!"
"Terengganu, Negeri Sembilan, Pahang! Bring up the reference books! We must secure good grades for the future!" Kuala Lumpur said, clenching his fist in a dramatic matter.
Perak then showed up with a folder "I have some exercises ready!"
Kuala Lumpur nodded before turning to Johor, Kedah and Kelantan and yelled "Pray for the success of those young intelligent students out there! Don't let one of them fell asleep or screw up or anything!"
Malaysia then whips out a thick history book and knocks Kuala Lumpur out with the old history book. Yes, it's successful. But that doesn't mean you could use history books to hit people, teachers will not be pleased!
"Oi, who said about me taking SPM! I'm way old than those people out there!" Malaysia yelled.
Ladies and gentlemen or rather boys and girls. This is what happened during SPM season. The outside will be too quiet while the inside would be the total opposite.
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Hidden fluff-
America's and China's feelings
towards Malaysia
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America approaches Malaysia with a small bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates, wearing a fancy blue tuxedo. The younger blinked, tilting her head to the side in confusion and curiosity.
From the other side, China is wearing his most fancy Chinese style clothing that he rarely uses, holding a wooden jewellery box in his hands. Questions marks appearing on Malaysia's head.
The two superpowers, both East and West glaring at each other as they got onto their knees in front of the young Malaysian personification. With blush colouring their faces, they brought their gifts forward.
"PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!" both male said at the same time.
"Huh?"
...STAR SPANGLED BANNER...
Before any of you go shipping Malaysia with other nations and all, here's what really made them to do so.
-Washinton DC, United States of America-
A tall man stood in front of the window, looking at the outside, where international and local tourists, old and young, gather around to take pictures and all. And no ladies and gentlemen, that is not the President of the USA.
"Are you aware of Malaysia's relations with the ASEAN and the other Asian countries, aren't you?"
America gulped. "Yes sir. Very friendly."
"Are you also aware of China's rising economy and as well as his leader's moves? Moreover, the strong relations between China and Malaysia?"
America nodded. "Yes sir."
The tall man turned to America with a solemn look. "America, I'm afraid we might have to use 'that'."
"You wanna use 'that' sir?"
"It's the only choice we have. As the personification of the United States of America, you will have use 'that' to get close with Malaysia! We will not let that old nation catch up!"
...FOUR THOUSAND YEARS ARU...
-Beijing, China-
"You are aware of America's strong relations with the Asian countries, aren't you?"
"是 aru."
China's boss turned to face China with a solemn look. "We cannot afford to lose anyone especially the Asian countries to America just because of some conflicts!"
"That you 混蛋们 (morons) caused then yes aru." China muttered as a matter of fact.
"You said something?"
"没有 (no)"
"And I guess you don't mind if America is getting close with 马来西亚 (Malaysia) and also the other Asian countries, do you? I heard he's getting quite close with them than usual."
That caught China's attention. The old nation raised an eyebrow at the human, a little curious and at the same time suspicious.
"What do you mean aru?"
"Imagine that one day, America will be at the top of the world with your siblings calling him 'brother' and all. Do you want that to happen?"
-Present Time-
'That's how it happens...' both thought the same thing at the same time.
"Go out with you guys?" Malaysia asked.
"Yes, with one of us! I can take you to some fancy restaurants that serve the most delicious food in New York!" America offered.
"I can show you many things such as mountains, waterfalls and many more!" China offered as well.
Malaysia looked at the two nations and said "I don't have much money to do all of those at once with a lot of things happening recently."
"Don't worry! I'll pay for everything!" America said.
"Everything will be paid by me alone aru!" China added.
"Everything?"
Both nations nodded while glaring at each other. They will win for sure! Whatever it takes! Malaysia will definitely side with them! No backing down even though they're friends.
"So hard to choose..." Malaysia trailed off, looking away from the two.
"Peking duck aru..."
"Fish and chips cooked by one of the best chefs..."
Malaysia's eyes lit up, her saliva slowly flooding her mouth. Of course, one way to win her heart is through her stomach. What a brilliant idea!
"Um...can I choose both?"
"NO!"
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1p and 2p Malaysia
Stuck at each other's world
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The world of the 1ps and 2ps looked almost the same but it's completely different. The world of 1ps, which is where we are living along with our favourite countries (yes the good side one) while the world of the 2ps is a much darker world where countries of 2ps are more...of the opposite. To make it easier, remember yin and yang.
2p Malaysia paces around the meeting room as Singapore along with Australia, Brunei and New Zealand watching her doing so. Muttering curses in her native tongue, 2p Malaysia kept glancing at her watch.
"Relax, I'm sure Dad will sent you back to your own world." Australia assured, leaning back on his chair.
Turning to the Aussie with an irritated look, she said "I cannot just 'relax' Mr. Everything-Will-Be-Fine. I am alone in this world without any 2ps with me and my favourite drama is coming up next! If it weren't for that stupid bet!"
"Besides shouldn't you be celebrating that you had enter this world? You can start planning some evil schemes and maybe take over the world."
2p Malaysia gave Singapore a look. "Are you supposed to be the hero and villain?"
"I'm both and it's common sense." Singapore simply stated.
2p Malaysia gave an exasperated sigh. "I cannot just simply take over the world or anything when I'm alone. Within seconds, your team would just simply kick me back into my own world even though I can fight."
-In 2ps World-
1p Malaysia is also pacing around the room, earning looks from the other 2ps. This is so not what she expected. Just because of a crazy bet. Well at this rate, they'll both go crazy.
"Shouldn't you be informing your allies about us? Or maybe try to at least take one of us down?" 2p Italy asked from his seat.
"I should asks you the same thing? Aren't we the 1ps your enemies or something?" 1p Malaysia asked casually.
2p Italy laughed, amused. "Well, it's hard for us to explain. To answer your first question, we have pride. We kill only our 1p counterparts milady not others. It would be considered as rude to our fellow 2ps to attack the other 1ps."
1P Malaysia nodded, understanding. Then she takes a seat in one of the chairs available, pulling out her phone and started playing games. 2P Italy looked at her suspiciously.
"Are you not going to call your friends?" 2P Italy asked again.
"Nope. Phone no credit." was 1P Malaysia's reply. "Used it all just calling those worthless idiots back home."
-1Ps World-
2P Malaysia cursed inwardly and shoved her phone back in her pocket. Of all times, why must her phone be out of money? What luck!
"I can't even contact anyone to get me out of here." 2P Malaysia said.
"Aiyoh, wait lah. In the meantime, we'll order some pizza." Singapore said, dialing some numbers on his phone for pizza delivery.
"Give me Hawaiian, make the crust big."
-2Ps World-
At the meeting table, 1P Malaysia is munching on a slice of pizza which she ordered a few, earning looks from the other 2Ps. Holding another slice up, she asks "Want some?"
"Don't mind if I do." 2P Romano said, taking a slice of pizza and started eating it.
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A/N: Finally done! The 2Ps took up a lot of time than expected. Well, you guys can request anything but it'll come slower as my classes start next week T_T. Dear Holidays, why must you go by so fast? And I'll be taking driving lessons soon so this makes updating a lot slower...
To MidWeekComic 13, I'll get your request done ASAP!
Chibi Male and Female Malaysia: Sorry for the inconvenience of this useless author!
Me: Ahem, you both know I could totally...I don't know, confiscate all of your durians and hide it somewhere you will never find it.
Chibi(s): We're very sorry, please don't take our durians away...*puppy eyes*
Me: I'll give you only one durian per day! No more than that! Eating durians only is not good for your health.
Chibi(s): ...ok lah...
Let's start off Halloween with a good scare,
shall we?
The curtains parted, revealing the two Malaysians, both in their respective costumes. Male Malaysia wearing a pirate costume while Female Malaysia wearing Gandalf's costume.
"Argh! Selamat kembali once again mates!" Male Malaysia greeted, earning some snorts and laughs the audience.
"Oi, your pirate talk still sounds strange lah. Go take lessons from England!" Female Malaysia said.
"Ya, ya, anyway. We're still in Halloween mood and of course the author forgot to wish you all Happy Deepavali! So let us say Happy Deepavali and Happy Halloween."
Female Malaysia chuckled evilly. "Well, well, looks like we got more people here today."
With a snap of her finger, a huge pot appeared before them.
"I thought you're Gandalf not witch."
"Only here lah aiyoh. I also got a wand." Female Malaysia said, pulling out a wand from behind.
Male Malaysia shrugged as he turns to face the audience once again.
"Well then, instead of the usual-we'll give you this!"
Tapping the wand a few times on the pot, Female Malaysia chants a spell before thick smoke covers the entire area. Words floating above the audience.
-Comparisons Between Malaysian And British Cultures-
Female Malaysia pops out of no where with her wand along with Male Malaysia. The two grinned.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as the title says." Male Malaysia said, grinning.
"Since England is not here, we'll be totally safe using Manglish. Show and tell done randomly." Female Malaysia continued.
The two disappeared into the screen once again.
M. MAS: Breakfast in Malaysia and UK are totally different. Nevertheless, it's the most important meal of the day.
F. MAS: In Malaysia, of course, breakfast is usually complete with a simple frsh nasi lemak and teh tarik! Yummy! Gonna get myself one after this.
THAI: In the UK, people will take fried egg, sausage, toast, bacon, baked bean, and orange juice as breakfast. It is also known as British breakfast or English breakfast ana.
HK: At least way better than scones. For dinner, Malaysians usually take nasi campur if not they just cooked up a feast. They usually eat together while chatting. Strengthen family bond which is very good. After all, food tastes better when family eat it together and if it's cooked with love.
AUS: British dinner is fish and chips! One of the most delicious food if and completely edible if not cooked by Dad. Dad may have improved a little in cooking but his cooking still kill.
SIN: British and Malaysian English are totally different. Don't label them in the same category or be prepared to be annihilated by England himself. Unlike British English, well, completely different from British English, Malaysian English is usually influence and mixed with a lot of languages. Like Singaporeans, Malaysians speak broken English and tend to add 'lah', 'loh' or 'mah'. It's a habit. Manglish and Singlish were formed.
Brunei: Surprisingly, despite speaking Manglish, Malaysians use British English when writing essays. Very strange and almost impossible to believe.
F. MAS: So let's speak Manglish and Singlish together!
M. MAS: Or whatever broken version of British English!
"Oh? So this is what you bloody gits plan on doing?"
Everyone turned to England, who had just arrived, looking quite...quite offended. To be more specific, pissed off. Yup, he's like a volcano waiting to be erupt-correction, he's a volcano that is going to erupt any minute now!
Male and Female Malaysia looked at each other. They only have one option left. Might not be the best of the best but it's the best and the most suitable one right now. Yes, they decided to handle this...the Italian way.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! LEAVE A REVIEW, FAV OR FOLLOW IT!"
Within seconds, everyone (mostly the former British colonies) flee the scene, not wanting to face the angry Englishman.
Composing himself, England turned to the screen.
"Thank you everyone for your continuous support. We (mostly Malaysia) could not have made it this far without it. Until next time."
-THE END-
