A/N: I'm back with another request! Not just one but three! Well, I better not surrender to laziness. I have to get everyone's requests done in this chapter! A request by MasakiHikaru, Solludory (Guest) and LethzilBlade (Guest)

Warnings: Craziness, cuteness and more...

Chibi(s): Hope you guys enjoy it! *munch on some chocolate chips cookies*

Me: Yeah, as the chibi(s) said. Enjoy! I do not own anything! Even the show or the characters!

Extra: To Lola (Guest), your request of Male and Female Malaysia meeting each other can be found in my other story, The ASEAN Way

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Langkasuka

and

Malaysia

(Male Malaysia)

-Requested by MasakiHikaru-

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On a fine morning, Langkasuka enters the kitchen to find a small boy eating or licking the remaining contents of the food that was on the kitchen table. The boy stopped as he looked up, staring at Langkasuka.

Well, at least she found out who has been eating the food in the kitchen. The cook is not happy when he found out that the food is always gone from the table.

"Don't worry, I am not here to capture you or anything." Langkasuka said.

The boy did not say anything, he just simply stare, well, until his stomach growls. He places a hand on his stomach.

"Are you hungry?" Langkasuka asked.

The boy looked down, unsure how to reply with words, nodded instead.

Langkasuka smiled. "I am going out. Would you like to come with me?"

...

After the boy got dressed up nicely, Langkasuka takes him out of the palace for a nice breakfast.

Langkasuka got him some bread but...the boy chomped down the whole thing within seconds after getting it. Not too soon, Langkasuka got him an apple, which the boy also eat it in an inhuman speed. Well to cut things short, the boy just gobbled every food he could get his hands on within seconds, minutes and so on. That boy sure did have quite a good appetite.

Settling near the sea, the boy gobbled some food before rubbing his tummy in satisfaction. At least he's full for now. Langkasuka smiled down at the boy.

"I take that as you're full now?"

The boy yawned.

"And sleepy as well?" Langkasuka chuckled.

Carrying the boy in her arms as she heads back to the palace with the boy-no, her son in her arms. Now that she's going to take him in, what should his name be?

"I know. I'll just call you-"

...

Malaysia open his eyes groggily. He looked at his surroundings. He must have been falling asleep on his couch again after watching football. Well, not that he minds but...since how long had he last dreamt of Langkasuka, his mother?

The door crashed open as a young lady enters the scene, looking quite pissed off.

"Hey Penang."

Penang walks over and grabs him by his shirt. "Malaysia! Use your damn authority to MURDER those people who have commented terrible things about my friend, a famous-!"

"Oi, oi, I'm not the President or PM or Dato or whatever. Can't you just track them down and KILL them off yourself?"

"U already know I am not a dog! And my dog is pretty against killing!"

"That means your dog is much more saner than you."

Dear Mama, I'm surviving each day with idiots surrounding me so that makes me an idiot as well. But don't worry, these idiots, after all, are my family.

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America's and China's

Hidden Affection

(Who's that man she's seeing?)

Requested by Solludory (Guest)

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America and China have not given up in winning the young Malaysian to their side even though Malaysia's confused as why must it be either of the two. The two could just both be friends but unfortunately the higher ups from America and China will not take that (mostly in China).

On this day, the two super powers are equipped with the best knowledge of winning a young nation's affections. But why must it be one of them? Not both? Well, let's leave it for another time shall we?

America and China marched their way to the same spot where the young nation will be meeting them. In front of the fountain as usual with a couple of cafes and restaurants nearby.

Malaysia was sitting there, eating, as usual. That girl was a total monster when it comes to food-no, a general. She is always thinking what food she should have later or something. She eats a couple more than her siblings. Singapore inherits that behaviour from her as well.

America and China send each other a competitive glare as they approach Malaysia with yet another gifts, food and of course, their knowledge.

"Malaysia!"

A young male nation ran towards Malaysia, who looked up and smiled.

"Ready for our lil 'get together time'?" Australia winked.

Malaysia nodded taking Australia's hand and stood. "Sure! This is my first time!"

America and China could have only gaped at the scene. Malaysia, their precious little sister, is having a relationship with Australia? WHEN? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? Sure they are aware of the very good relations with Australia when Malaysia needs someone to be by her side the most during the tough times she faced but they had no idea that these two are...together. Those two are more brother and sister. To be honest, they are expecting Singapore to be the lucky guy.

"Please tell me I'm dreaming."

"I wish I could tell you aru but..."

"Iggy didn't even mentioned a word about it..."

"I doubt Opium would know about this..."

Singapore couldn't resist a grin at the sight of his sister's acting skills. His sister had been a brilliant actor but when it comes to this romantic situation, she completely went bonkers.

Thank goodness Australia volunteered to help.

"How did it go?" Malaysia asked, leaning in.

Singapore's face soon morphed into confusion. He looked at the outside where his sister 'is' supposed to be with Australia, which she currently 'is' and th-this.

"Oh I get Indon to help out. Let her hair loose a little and put on a hibiscus hair clip, she'll be set! But it might be a little problem if America and China were near. She can't do the accent." Malaysia explained.

"But only if you'll pay for her food." New Zealand added.

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Protect Malaya

-Requested by LethzilBlade (Guest)-

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England may be an colonizer or whatever you call him, he's not entirely heartless unless when the situation calls for it. The same goes for the other nations involved in the war.

Malaya was still young though she looked a little older than she did before. During WWI, Malaya is in her early teens. Her routine changed slightly because of England and this stupid war even though she has no involvement in it. Sometimes all she wants to do is to spit in the face of those idiots (like Gintoki from Gintama) but that'll get her more trouble instead but she's very tempted to do so.

Let's skip to the main point of the story shall we? Though I am not sure whether you are aware that there is the Battle of Penang and it's not WWII but WWI. Even though French and Russian ships were there but the nations in charge of those ships aren't there.

England is currently at Penang for a little visit. He had been up all night trying to secure his colonies here. He cannot risk anyone getting involved in this, especially young colonies. They have seen too much blood already.

Checking on his colonies, still sleeping soundly and some snoring coming from Malaya. Penang, who was sleeping beside her, grabbed a pillow and covers her ears before forcing it on Malaya's face. Malaya then removes the pillow from her face and cuddles it, too sleepy to do anything else. England holds back a chuckle. The two never change.

Suddenly a loud explosion occured outside. What happened?

...

"It is nice seeing you again, Großbritannien (Great Britain) or would you rather prefer I call you England?" 2P Germany greeted, facing the Brit.

England's eyebrows lowered at the sight of the German nation.

"I never thought you and your bloody idiots would bother to come here." England said, glaring at the German.

2P Germany couldn't resist a smirk. "Well, I do heard that there are...some land waiting to be conquered. I do came here for that especially...that little colony of yours. I do have a proposal."

...Silence between the two...

"You will leave here and let me have Malaya. I promised to leave your troops alone."

England pulls out his revolver and points it at 2P Germany without any hesitation. A hint of anger in his eyes. "And if I refused?"

2P Germany chuckled evilly. "You don't need me to tell you that. So, what's your answer?"

BANG

2P Germany touches his cheek, the bullet grazes him. He smirks. He should have expected it.

"Oh? Going this far to protect a mere colony of yours?"

"Malaya may be an ordinary colony to you but...to me she's my daughter! I will never let you take her away from me!" (A/N: I love this line!)

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Paintball

...

The surrounding area is pretty normal and quiet. Not a single person to be seen. Perfect, Malaysia grinned. This is all going to work. Everything is ready. Things are so gonna get messy from now.

"PAINTBALL WAR!" Malaysia yelled, firing the first shot.

And all of chaos have been set loose.

Korea pulls out his trusty paint-ball gun but got shot by Malaysia's blue coloured paint-ball just as Korea fired one. Before you go for offensive, make sure your defense is good.

America pops out from the bushes and firea a couple of shots, one of them got Malaysia's back as she dives into one of the bushes and Thailand fires back.

Korea managed to 'recover' and fires a headshot at America who barely dodge it. Hong Kong crawls on all four with the gun in his hand.

"Looks like you need a hand." Hong Kong said, firing two shots at Malaysia who managed to duck down and fired back.

Australia fired a shot at Hong Kong before ducking to avoid being hit by the paintball. Taiwan also joined in, firing repeated shots.

Korea smirks. "Do you really think so da-ze?"

SPLAT

"Yes. Yes, you do." Hong Kong replied, the gun he used to fire the paintball at Korea still aim at Korea's face.

SPLAT

"I think you both need it." Malaysia said, grinning. Her paintball gun's position still pointing towards Hong Kong even after she fired it.

...END...

A/N: I'm sorry. No special segment for this chapter since I'm in a rush in posting this chapter up before my classes start. As a replacement, I'll give a couple of OMAKEs. Please review, favourite or follow! You are also free to request (PM please) but it'll come up slower as my classes are already taking up my schedule.

-OMAKE 1-

China pays Langkasuka a visit one day, bringing over some of his buns.

"Langkasuka aru! I brought some buns with me aru!" China said, approaching Langkasuka who was sitting on her throne.

"It's nice of you but...it's not enough for us."

"Huh? It's enough for us aru." China reassured, opening the box, revealing some buns. He takes one out and holds it out before Langkasuka.

"No, I don't-" Langkasuka never gets the chance to finish when the bun on China's hand was snatched away.

The Chinese man blinked. Weird. Where's that bun? Langkasuka motioned towards the small boy which she adopted, now eating the bun happily. Of course, China, the proud big brother decides to approach the boy with one of his buns in his hand.

"You're so cute aru! What is your name aru? Ah! Why not have a bite at this?" China stretches his hand out.

The boy squints. He opens his mouth and-

"Um...could you perhaps...let my fingers go aru?" China asked.

-RANDOM MOMENT 1 (Nothing to do with the story)-

Malaysia smiled, waving at the audience.

"Hi there! I'm Malaysia and I'll be teaching you ways to shut an annoying person up in three simple steps."

A screen was lowered, showing the picture of a bazooka. "First, you need a bazooka. If you can't buy one, create one."

"Second, aim properly and finally third, you launch it."

Belarus raised her hand. "Can't we just break their fingers?"

Malaysia shook her head. "Easy for you to say but do have some consideration with the other nations. Never mind, I do have another way."

"First, you need England's scone in your pocket all the time. Second, you show that person. Third, you can order that person to do whatever you want. Just one warning, England's scones can easily kill a person. So if you only intend on scaring that person away don't-GAH!"

Malaysia falls on the floor. England's scone is the weapon of crime.

"Any last words?" England asked.

"R-Remember...England's scones are...deadly...if you don't...handle them with care."