A/N: An extra chapter for you guys! Based on 100 Things Nations Can't Do. Do enjoy!

Warnings: Craziness

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100 Things (Female) Malaysia Can't Do

1. Bring durians to the meeting

2. even though it's my favourite food/fruit but

3. England and Germany would not like it at all...

4. I am FORBID to even do a dramatic entrance

5. even though Korea and Prussia are doing it

6. So unfair to me...

7. Really, I just only yell "DURIANS~!" while crashing the door open dramatically

8. Yeah, I'll keep quiet now...or not

9. Doing Gintoki Sakata's spit from Gintama at some annoying guy's picture in meetings is forbidden

10. So are any idiots or politicians that are way too stupid or too busy fighting each other in doing anything

11. I am not allowed to use a bazooka at the other nations that annoy me

12. even though they totally deserve it

13. Supporting Thailand and Russia to start their little chant is ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED

14. Even though they can harmonize with the 'KOLKOLKOL' and 'ANAANAANA'

15. Reminds me of Keroro Gunso though

16. Dancing with Bang India in every Commonwealth meeting is also forbidden

17. even if it's cool and interesting

18. England will MURDER me... T_T

19. Helping Bang Jepun with his doujinshi

20. whether it's yuri or not

21. No one will be pleased especially Brunei and Singapore.

22. even though I just watch the anime not read the manga...skipping the kissing part might also save my virgin eyes.

23. Comparing my cooking with France or China will leads me to nowhere besides a very heated cooking competition

24. My cooking is good!

25. Borrowing Vietnam's oar to swing at France when he tries to grope me

26. Vietnam doesn't mind

27. She'll be even happier if France is beaten into a pulp.

28. even though she might not like it if I stain her oar with blood

29. Playing Candy Crush during meetings is a big NO

30. Why?

31. They did not do anything besides arguing, bragging and so on.

32. Dressing up as Indonesia when going to the World Meeting

33. We look alike but Indonesia is a bit mature while I'm just a kid (I'm 16 of human age!)

34. Australia and the others will definitely tempt me with durians

35. And broken English

36. Our accents will also give us away.

37. We did great for once.

38. Reading manga and watching anime under the meeting table

39. Bang Jepun is really nice to lend me his manga.

40. No one will even get to the main topic unless Germany slams the table and starts yelling at us to present

41. Speak broken Mandarin will also get me into more trouble with Bang China

42. I can't help it! Being a multiracial nation, mixing languages is part of my life!

43 Speaking Manglish as well will have England chasing after me angrily.

44. It's easier and it's a masterpiece!

45. Getting Singapore to speak Singlish will also get me in trouble with England

46. I taught Singapore Singlish!

47. England will glare at me the whole day for murdering the Queen's English

48. Bringing my pet tiger, Belang to the meeting is totally forbidden since the not allowd sign exists.

49. But Belang is pretty tamed!

50. Around some people...

51. Dressing up pets with clothes is also forbidden.

52. What? They're cute! Kak Hungary will agree with me!

53. 'Borrowing' one of Greece's cats while he's asleep

54. He won't be happy when he found out

55. That man is a genius in counting his cats!

56. One missing cat will also make a difference

57. Reminds me of Kuching

58. Falling asleep when one of the nations is going to start a history lesson

59. I can't help it! Any boring history could put me to sleep in seconds!

60. Dressing up as a pontianak when going to a World Meeting is also not allowed

61. America and Italy will run away screaming

62. The Magic Trio will try and exorcise me.

63. Stealing Switzerland's riffle is COMPLETELY FORBIDDEN AND DISASTROUS

64. That man and his riffle are very close!

65. Bang Jepun won't help me

66. And I have to run as far as I can

67. Hosting my own show is also not allowed

68. America will not be pleased if he's left out...so is Prussia

69. I cannot try to toughen Italy up

70. Because that's Germany's job

71. And it's pointless

72. Playing badminton with Denmark and Indonesia is also not allowed

73. Some nations will dump the meeting and watch us play

74. Even if Taiwan and Korea joined in

75. We make a pretty good badminton team

76. I will not challenge Bang China to a badminton match just because his badminton are more superior than mine

77. Indon and Bang China should have step down and give me that Olympics Gold Medal for badminton!

78. I cannot also brag that Hong Kong and I got gold in the Nanjing Youth Olympics for the mixed doubles team

79. Our pair is one of the greatest

80. It's contributed to Olympics not the countries

81. Hong Kong might not want to remember that

82. I am also not allowed to play paint-ball during meetings

83. Or join the others that are playing

84. Because the cleaner WILL SKINNED US ALIVE

85. Helping Hong Kong with his fireworks is also not allowed

86. The damages will be paid by the two of us.

87. Singing 'Let It Go' from Frozen in front of the nations will not lead to a sing-along

88. Brazil will try to strangle me

89. Norway will give his ULTIMATE support to her

90. My Asian family will not be pleased that the Malay version beats theirs in some video rankings in YouTube

91. Even though Denmark will joined me.

92. Singing songs from Frozen are also not allowed

93. Norway will strangle Denmark before killing me

94. I treasure my life more...

95. I cannot beat France into a bloody pulp

96. Even though he groped me

97. I am not allowed to be near Hungary when she's in her fujoshi mode

98. She's dangerous

99. I am still an innocent girl who just loves durians and blasting people off into the nightsky.

100. And so, I, the personification of Malaysia have read all the rules above and promised not to do any of the actions above or I shall be MURDER, STRANGLED and others.

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A/N: I will be slow in updating. So forgive me if any of your requests did not turn out right. Classes are starting on Tuesday and I come back late in evening...