A/N: I am going to start with another chapter! I have one question though, how are you enjoying the lesson from Malaysia last chapter? Did you already spit milk right out from your nose or just dropped to the floor laughing like a mad man or bang on the table repeatedly while laughing? Because of driving, I got less sleep than usual. So forgive me if this chapter didn't turn out so well.

Sorry for postponing your requests! I'll get right to it now and hopefully soon!

Male Malaysia: A request by Lola (Guest),his/her requests are quite a lot but this author will go with Malaysia's thoughts about other countries.

Female Malaysia: The author's crazy mind will function for a little while but only once in a while.

Chibi Male Malaysia: Withour further ado, let's begin the chapter!

Chibi Female Malaysia: Yay~!

Male Malaysia: Cool! A chibi version of myself!

Extra Notes: I think this might fit as a character list in wiki already...

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You have already known about Malaysia's relations with other countries, so aren't you curious about her thoughts on them? Are they crazy, noisy, annoying, bossy, kind or anything? Her description or something about them.

Firstly, Singapore. Yes, the merlion country and Malaysia's brother. What about him? Many say that Malaysia and Singapore could be twins as they share almost the same culture, food and many more.

Let's have Mr. Soal to interview Malaysia.

"Miss Malaysia, what are your thoughts on Singapore?" he asked.

Malaysia seemed unfazed. "Singapore? Well, at times he can be fussy, slightly annoying brother and all but he does have a good side to him."

"Really?"

Malaysia nodded. "Like watching football, hanging out with Penang, playing ping pong or table tennis. He's often serious. Really, he could become another Germany if it weren't for my influence on him."

"That's because LKY would not be smiling if I came home from meetings with no fruitful deals or solutions." Singapore said popping out of nowhere.

"Relax Singapura, if you didn't sleep well, you'll be chanting formulas from chemistry and physics. Kids here just finished SPM, so don't go bringing up formulas around them or people think you're old."

A vein twitched at Singapore's head. Old? How dare she? Only China be called old but not him!

"Wanna settle this with a football match?"

Malaysia's eyes glowered. "Are you sure? Taking in that you lost to me in the Suzuki Cup."

Singapore rolled up his sleeves and glared at his sister. "That was different. This time, I'll show you that I can play football as well!"

-Thailand-

Yes, her next door neighbour right up north of the Peninsular. Some of her states were conquered by Thailand long time ago but till now, Thailand still gets Malaysia to 'be one with him'. Like Russia, yes?

He's an elephant lover that has a smile on his face all the time. At times, he gets on Malaysia's nerves to be one with him again. Even if he failed, he would never give up, knowing someday Malaysia would say yes. He has a good example of not giving up but...might as well practice that in another thing. Thailand also has been trying to get her to his place many times, that, she could tolerate but...the instant Thailand asks this question...

"Dik Malaysia, do you want to be one with me?"

How our nation responded? Piece of cake.

Ever heard of the 'Durian Throw'?

"NO!" Malaysia yelled angrily, throwing a large durian at Thailand's face, sending him to the ground.

America should have put her in a baseball team as a pitcher. She fits the role of a pitcher. Who knows, she might add this into her skill in the games. But if Thailand did not ask her that question everyday, Malaysia might be a little nice to him.

-Indonesia-

Rivals, archnemesis, sisters or whatever it is you can use to describe this kind of love-hate relationship. They care for each other but because of pride and maybe trying to act tough, they usually compete each other in almost everything.

Malaysia and Indonesia share also almost the same language, culture and interests but like I said, pride is keeping them tough and all.

"Malon! Don't think you can get right in everything!"

"Bring it on Indon! I'll show you who's the best here once and for all!"

They settle arguments with sports such as football and badminton. Often a pretty nice battle, many nations would prefer getting the front row seats for that rather than in meetings. Popcorn anyone?

Being the oldest of the MaPhilIndo, she wants her sisters to call her 'Big Sister'. However, Malaysia only calls her Indon most of the time which will also leads to another show.

-Philippines-

Second oldest of the MaPhilIndo, she's pretty develope...well, her body is compared to Malaysia. More on the older sister type at times.

She's one of the best maids many could want. Nice, sweet and pretty good with gossip but...if some things displeases her like that one time when everyone totally ignored her, she pulls out...the balut. Malaysia is terrified of the balut and it will completely ruin her appetite especially when Philippines eats it right in front of her.

When they were young, Philippines does that often leaving Malaysia to have a phobia of baluts. Traumatising her would be suitable. It doesn't scare much of the nations but for her Asian family, it's something scarier than zombies. Spain is also slightly disturbed on how Philippines can eat that without a care in the world.

But nevertheless, to Malaysia, Philippines is good in certain ways, especially her islands. She's a pretty good swimmer to the point that swimming to the middle of the ocean is a no problem for her to get some donations for her people.

Philippines always appear at Malaysia's place since her place is one the not too expensive cities she could go. Most of her people are working there after all.

-China-

The old yet younger looking nation. China has been a close family member to Malaysia for as long as she could remember. Though whenever he sees India, the two would battle it out. Well, they're old after all.

He's very good in business but someone should not let him fixed the price. It's ridiculously high. His food are also quite delicious to the point he calls himself a chef. He joins France and Turkey in the Gourmet Club which is for old~ chefs.

China is also trying to get Malaysia to be closer to him under his boss's orders. Though Malaysia would always annoy him with a broken version of his language. Can't help it, it's in her blood. Well, at least China knows how England feels when Malaysia speaks Manglish.

He always complain a lot and is always find wandering around at her place. Just don't let him near Penang or Penang would come up with one of the most broken Mandarin ever.

Malaysia always pointed out that China is very younger looking like Japan despite being old. She would always take their hand and pressed it to her forehead like Philippines as a respect though China also points out that she is trying to rub it in that he's old. Malaysia's reply? Easy, putting on an innocent look even though China could see through that she's totally faking it.

Whenever China brings his panda with him, Malaysia would always try to find ways to crush it in a deadly hug because it is just too cute. Blame the panda for being cute. The Beijing Olympics mascots were all being crushed with her hugs.

Malaysia did inherit some of his traditions but now with the new generation, some traditions are either changed or forgotten. But the lion and dragon dances never fails to amazes her.

Of course, under China's temporary care, she learns some martial arts but never completely mastered them except her own. China's cultures had a huge influence on her like others.

-Japan-

One of the older nations Malaysia knew. Malaysia's boss always admired him and Korea and had wanted Malaysia to be like them. But it just doesn't work out for her too well. Their bosses (the royals) always pay each other a friendly visit.

She had always enjoy the manga and anime he created especially detective shows. Malaysia had been a mystery fan like England that she doesn't show it often.

Malaysia finds it hard to read his thoughts since he's a pro in hiding it like Hong Kong. Seriously, Japan should just join some nations in the expressionless face. She doesn't blame him for WWII, instead, she blames it on the boss.

Japan is always trying to learn her cultures that he always visit. Right now, he could speak some of her languages, not much but at least enough to get around the country. Malaysia, in return, could speak Japanese, not really fluent but enough to get around the country as well. This, of course, is one of the things she didn't revealed...to many.

"Konnichiwa minna-san, watashi wa Malaysia-chan~!" Malaysia greeted the Japanese tourists one day.

Singapore, who was present and drinking, spits out his drink in a dramatic way. Japan, well, it's like the world had taken a weird turn already to him.

BL and GL are quite popular among the Chinese population of her country. Malaysia, of course, out of curiosity was exposed to that. Japan had to use some explanations to get her to understand.

Very hardworking unlike Malaysia. Despite Malaysia asking him to slack off and all, Japan could not bring himself to do it. Well, it's against his culture after all. Malaysia also learns martial arts from Japan but never really bothered to mastered them. She is very interested in his culture though never really admits it.

Sometimes, Japan could not help but pointing out some similarities between Malaysia and England. When the two are present, they would definitely reject it.

Of course, Malaysia's religion never allow her get close to dogs but with some things cleared up, she had been trying to be near to Pochi. One time she lost it and she almost crushed Pochi into a death hug. Malaysia is always fond of Japan's cat. While waiting for Japan to be done with his work, she would always play with his cat.

All in all, he's a pretty younger looking nation, very reserved despite trying to open up for quite a long time, hardworking and many more.

-South Korea-

K-POP, K-Dramas...

Malaysia is a huge fan of K-POP, she remember the lyrics of some of the songs she heard. Because of K-POP and some Korean influence, she can also speak some Korean.

How Malaysia picture him? Sure he's hardworking on his own, carefree and loves to groped his brothers' chest. Malaysia had no idea why he does that but it's not like she cares anyway.

Korea is smart in his own ways that Malaysia could not get it. Well, as long as Malaysia gets her dramas and K-POP updates from him, she doesn't mind. If Korea dares to take away that, just get Malaysia away from Hong Kong's firecrackers and durians.

Her relation with his brother, North Korea is pretty ok. Though he and his brother have been at each other since a long time but Malaysia is still welcoming them as guests. Any screw up from them will get it from her.

Korea is also pretty creative, the happy-go-lucky type and also...full of energy that can't be worn out that easily. He really doesn't care in waking up anyone he wants like China and Hong Kong.

-Taiwan-

Malaysia's cousin because of their Austronesian blood. Her Mandarin, compared to Malaysia is more...cute. Suitable for this young Taiwanese girl but to Malaysia, she just could not take it in. It's fluent with no mix or anything but it's just...cute. For some reason, Malaysia could not take it in.

Taiwan, an expert in relaxation and one of the few people you can hang out with. Her fashion taste is totally stylish yet teens style or something. Malaysia admired her 7-11, since it's filled with a lot of food. It's heaven~! Totally different from the 7-11 here where cup noodles are a blessing from the God of Cup Noodles.

Malaysia knew of Taiwan's schoolgirl's crush but sometimes the words slipped out from her mouth. Fortunately Taiwan is always there to cut her off. Her personality reminds Malaysia of Japan's shoujo manga. The pop stars from her place are really hot. Before K-POP steals the show, Malaysia and Taiwan are always eager to meet them.

(A/N: One of Farenheit members is so totally hot~! He appeared in Kindaichi Case File drama and he's so hot~! I see hearts everywhere!"

Ignore the author there, she's in her own lovey-dovey illusion.

-Hong Kong-

Sarcastic, snarky, rarely shows a lot of expression and cool. Yup, that's Hong Kong. He's a definite lover of firecrackers. He earns a lot by exporting his dramas and firecrackers. Hong Kong is a pretty good business man, at least in Malaysia's point of view. He is always helping China out with something especially in the game Hetalia Fantasia.

Korea likes to annoy him but Hong Kong is a pro in handling it. How? They are unsure how to describe it.

Like some of his Asian relatives or siblings, he takes the appearance of a teenager. And he could also be a partner in crime in annoying England along with Australia and practically the rest of the other Commonwealth nations.

Why? It's in their blood. What do you mean? It's just customary for them to do so. It's tradition-no, compulsory-gah, forget it.

He's also pretty good in martial arts like Taiwan. Hong Kong is also a partner in crime in messing with Taiwan along with Korea. Siblings' moment. Don't you just miss that when your sibling rarely talks to you face-to-face?

-India-

Another old~ nation that helps Malaysia way back in time. Yup, he's really old though he's quite young but still seems a bit older than China or at least in Malaysia's point of view.

He cooks the best curry and Malaysia would always gulp it down with some food of her own. The author is currently drooling while writing this. Ignore her.

Also another partner in crime in annoying England. Why? Well, long history that the author is just too lazy to do research on. And history can make anyone fall asleep on the spot to some and she can't risk that.

Why bother to annoy England? No specific answer to that.

India and China are always at each other's throats whenever they meet up from the oldest and wisest to the most populated and all. Malaysia, well, her advice in this kind of situation?

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"Sit back, relax and make sure you got popcorn ready. Oh and also save the best spot for me!"

Yup, she's totally watching this as if she's watching a movie. Unbelievable. She should have-oh never mind, she's sharing caramel popcorn. I'm taking some.

-Australia-

Brother. Yes, an annoying brotherly figure to Malaysia at times. Australia is always teasing her about something with her and England. That's exactly what Malaysia thought of him even though he helped her a lot through these tough times. Him and Malaysia sometimes have this 'sibling moment'.

Recent events brought the two closer. Nevertheless, Australia is still Australia. Malaysia viewed him as another version of America minus the blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses and fast food addicting habit, especially when they're both serious in protecting someone they cared for.

According to Australia, Malaysia can be like England at times even though she and England deny ALL THE WAY. Really, such proud tsundere(s).

Partner in crime in annoying England, again. Australia always bring some wild animals to meetings much to England's dismay and also Singapore's. From having poisonous snakes around his shoulders to battling with crocodiles or sharks.

He's more with the wild. And the koala he always had on his shoulder...why does it have such an evil look? Are koalas meant to be like that? Strange.

-America-

The superpower and also the self-proclaimed hero. Quite friendly with Malaysia but sometimes get on her bad side due to calling in a different time. A few times he called her in the wee hours in the morning, Malaysia, at times, had to restrained herself from yelling into the phone. If she had guests of course.

America is sometimes viewed as a hero by Malaysia, mostly when he's serious in protecting someone he cared for. Some nations noted that both America and Malaysia are alike in some ways but also different in some ways as well.

The two are big eaters. Food is always in their mind. Their love and concern towards their family. Although the two never said it out loud, their actions had already spoke. Freedom. Both wanted to be free to do whatever they want. The two can speak a couple of languages without breaking a sweat. America can speak French and Spanish though he rarely, rarely bothers to use it unless situation calls for it. Malaysia? I believe you guys know it already. Both also have their own English except America's is recognize excluding the foul words while Malaysia's is not since hers is a good mixture of many languages.

"What to do? It's part of the culture mah!"

-Italy (Veneziano and Romano)-

Italy Veneziano. Cute, lovable and sometimes funny. Their first meeting of course, Italy flirts with her and Malaysia, unsure how to react just push him away. Germany apologizes for his actions after that.

He cooks great pasta, Malaysia had to admit. In return, he eats her food which he also said it's delicious. Often running away from England but now, he rarely does so. She is curious of his curl but the rumours are scaring her off a little.

His brother, Italy Romano, have colourful words ready to be used. He also flirts with Malaysia at their first meeting. The Italian thing kicks in. His curl also arouses Malaysia's curiosity but...again, it's rude to just touch it.

According to Philippines, he's a tomato freak. It's true but his cooking is also quite good. Italians are great cook and also singers. If Romano heard her saying this...that is something she doesn't want to know. He breeds good tomatoes, it tasted quite delicious after all. Is it the love, soil or...?

-Netherlands and Belgium-

Yes, the nation who once colonized Malacca long time ago. The two are being ok right now. Netherlands mostly going there for a lil fun in the sun.

Psst~, he's spying on Indonesia at the same time-Malaysia.

His waffles...taste good, Malaysia had to admit. Like Belgium's. Why must they have the best tasting waffles? Every time Malaysia visit, waffles are always waiting for her to munch on happily.

Yup, something you could not forget. The taste of those waffles.

Belgium acts like an older sister to Indonesia, also a supporter of NN (a pairing that ASEAN readers might know). Malaysia also supports but not really much since it doesn't concern her much.

Just that...Netherlands really like Indonesia's 'vital regions' according to Malaysia. Netherlands couldn't stop blushing whenever those words kept coming back to his mind.

-England-

The Mighty British Empire. The Tsundere Demon Lord. Terrible cook. Malaysia is slightly thankful that not all of her states got the eyebrow curse. Still, she inherits some of his personality especially the 'tsundere' personality.

Australia, Hong Kong, New Zealand and other Commonwealth nations would always pull pranks on him. Malaysia is not excluded from the group.

How Malaysia felt towards England? Well, she looked up to him as a father. Malaysia rarely expresses her concern or anything towards England. Yes, she's a tsundere princess. When she was just a young nation, England cares for her though not as much as America.

England holds pride in his English and literature. Malaysia along with some nations ruin the English language by creating their own. To England, it's horrible.

As you all know, England + kitchen = Cooking apocalypse. Malaysia has since been fearful of his cooking than balut. Those scones are not edible! They're deadly than the most poisonous venom from snakes! Well since nations can't die easily so that's why scones are more deadly.

Malaysia's cooking is always favoured back in the UK, even by Scotland and the others. England admitted that it's delicious out of all the food he tasted. With so many choices to choose from, in reality, we're tied down in just selecting our meals.

During the Commonwealth Games at her place, nations are demanding more of her food as Malaysia along with the states have their hands full in cooking and serving. She dragged Singapore and Hong Kong to help with the serving. It can't be help with so many nations being part of the Commonwealth. Penang is in charge of mostly the non-halal cooking along with Sabah and Sarawak.

All in all, England cares for Malaysia, Malaysia cares for England. Because of pride, they can't say it out loud. The invisible bond that binds them together is just sweet. Either that or they're just tsundere(s).

Malaysia had always admired the royal family at England's place. She wouldn't mind staring at them whole day. Not sure why she's attracted to them but there's a warm bubbly feeling every time she's around them. She is also one of the ones waiting for the arrival of Prince George, with some food ready.

-TAMAT-

A/N: I'm so sorry for the delay! I've been busy with assignments and midterms that I rarely got enough sleep! Can't believe my intake clash with holiday month! Christmas eve and New Year's eve are exams! I'm gonna die. To those who had requests in the line, please be more patient! I might have time to spare next year (January)! I need sleep. You guys can check out The ASEAN Way to kill your thirst for stories.

To those who favs, follows and all! I am already in cloud nine! Is my story really that awesome?

Prussia: You forgot something.

Me: *rolls eyes* Yes, Prussia is still more awesome than everything else in the world.

Prussia: No, you forgot the awesome me in the story!

Me: That's because you don't have many appearances with Malaysia.

Prussia: What?!

Me: Anyway, let's head to more Malaysia moment which is not the special segment again, sigh, I really need sleep...and ideas. But sleep is more important now.

-Hetalia Fantasia 1-

Malaysia looked around the place, her eyes dazzling with excitement. She never been in a game before but this is awesome!

"Let's see...what should I do again in an RPG?" Malaysia wondered, pacing around the place.

Then her foot accidently knocked a small pebble on the road.

HP -30

"WHAT?! Just only a small stone minus 30 already!"

Yelling -10

Malaysia shuts her mouth. "Any fountain of elixir where I can heal myself?"

A villager passed by Malaysia, carrying a basket of apples. Malaysia brightens. Finally! A villager! Usually in RPG, there will be tasks, right? So she just have to ask that villager and maybe-

"Excuse me!" Before Malaysia could get near the villager, she trips over and fell onto the ground.

Trip and fall -20

"WHAAAAAT!?"

Malaysia blow the fuse.

Game Over.

In the real world, Malaysia is debating whether to throw this thing out of the window which will landed on some noisy idiot outside or just smash it to pieces with a durian hammer.

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A/N: Finally I'm done with this chapter! Hopefully I didn't do it too bad. Anyway, read, review, favourite or follow. Do either of this and you won't lose HP. Until next time.