A/N: I'm back with no New Year or Christmas Special. Assignments and midterms took up a lot of my time. Sigh, why am I so busy during holiday month? Anyway, consider this as a Christmas and New Year gift from me.
Warnings: Craziness, OCs as usual
Extras: To those who have sent a request, please, please, please for a hundred times to be patient. There is only one me so please bear with this while I get right on it...which hopefully I can get it done soon.
100 Things Male Malaysia Can't Do
1. Sneaking packets of food to meetings
2. They keep finding out where I hid all of those!
3. What are they in reality? What powers they have?
4. Helping Taiwan and Miss Hungary with their 'work'
5. I heard it's bringing happiness to the guys so I volunteered
6. I like to ship Dad and-Ow!
7. Am I not allowed to say it?
8. At least this work makes people happy than political stuff!
9. Joining Thailand, Russia, China and Korea in their harmonizing will make me feel left out
10. Why can't I have my own? *sulk*
11. Sitting down drinking tea like England when everyone is bickering will cause lots of misunderstandings
12. Just because it's out of character for me?
13. Last time someone literally yelled it's the "end of the world"!
14. That was 2012...we're still alive, standing, kicking, talking and eating so...yeah it's normal to Nostradamus already!
15. Hmm...maybe I should try that again, acting more mature...hehehe
16. That hehehe is an evil one!
17. Singing a terrible broken version of Christmas songs will not only get me in big trouble
18. Possibility is that I dug my own grave with Finland, Kak Piri and others
19. Singing my own version of 'Deck the Halls'
20. Oh come on it doesn't insult anyone!
21. Well maybe England...a little
22. "Let's all crash land at England's place Falalalalala lalalala"
23. "Tis the party to be awesome Falala-OW!"
24. "Don a huge bump on my head for all I care ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow-YEOUCH!
25. That bump hurts!
26. Even though America would give me a thumbs up
27. But England will definitely give me the opposite
28. Sleigh riding in meetings...need I to explain it?
29. Finland does love the fun of sleigh riding though
30. Maybe it's because he's-
31. Bringing a Burmese Python
32. Wow it's slimy and cold!
33. Myanmar doesn't mind
34. And how did Bang India and the python get along so well?
35. It's a mystery
36. Asking Singapore this question "Are you gay=happy"
37. Hong Kong commented that the meaning switches back to the usual once I asked that to him
38. Australia and the others got a good laugh from it though
39. America is literally LMAO that time
40. Hey Pur are you-
41. Doing matchmaking on my own
42. Miss Hungary will not be happy
43. Especially when it comes to guys
44. But I had plenty of couples I want to ship
45. No?
46. Kidnapping others for Miss Hungary
47. In fact, I should not help Miss Hungary with her work even if she bribes me with the most delicious food
48. Penang won't mind
49. I think she'll be honoured to help
50. Just better not let Kelantan or Putrajaya or any states that might opposed to it know
51. Joining Italy in his siesta
52. It won't be pretty when Mr. Germany finds out
53. Getting close to Liechtenstein
54. Oh come on, I'm harmless!
55. Unless you take food away from me
56. But despite all of that, Switzerland's gun is keeping me away (more like scaring everyone)
57. Using meetings to promote events and all
58. Unless Mr. Germany allows it
59. Giving tips to Taiwan on how to get a guy to like her
60. If it worked, she'll be happy
61. If not I'll be dead
62. Switching America's and Canada's glasses is definitely not allowed
63. They can easily find out
64. Is there a special characteristic to those glasses?
65. Skating in the meeting room
66. Although some will join me
67. Mr. Germany and England won't be pleased
68. Challenging England to a literature battle will end up in me losing
69. Dad is a professional in literature..
70. I can't even get half right!
71. So is challenging Kak Philippines to a basketball game
72. She'll win with a lot of points
73. But it's different when it's badminton
74. Teaching nations to speak broken English will definitely get me in big trouble
75. Broken Chinese is also not allowed
76. Acting like Singapore will give many wrong impression
77. No! Not end of the world!
78. Joining Hong Kong in speaking like a British gentlemen will not end well
79. Korea will try everything to ruin it
80. Oh well there's still next time old chap
81. Creating a stink bomb mix with durians and other stinky stuff
82. Dad will complain
83. Food fights
84. Some aren't going to like it
85. It's a waste of food according to Africa
86. Sending embarrassing pictures to France
87. Or Hong Kong
88. Or Korea
89. Bloody, I might be murdered on the spot
90. Those three will give me away to save themselves
91. If Vietnam is involved, I need to write my own will
92. Let's see...Singapore can have my football jerseys
93. Adding chilli powder in England's tea
94. What?
95. I have to admit, he did look kind of funny when he drank it
96. Becoming a legendary fire breathing dragon...
97. Though it didn't last long when he literally tried to burn me to crisp
98. Yikes
99. How did he find out it was me?
100. I, Malaysia, vowed to follow these rules to create peace and harmony blah blah blah
