A/N: I'm back with no New Year or Christmas Special. Assignments and midterms took up a lot of my time. Sigh, why am I so busy during holiday month? Anyway, consider this as a Christmas and New Year gift from me.

Warnings: Craziness, OCs as usual

Extras: To those who have sent a request, please, please, please for a hundred times to be patient. There is only one me so please bear with this while I get right on it...which hopefully I can get it done soon.

100 Things Male Malaysia Can't Do

1. Sneaking packets of food to meetings

2. They keep finding out where I hid all of those!

3. What are they in reality? What powers they have?

4. Helping Taiwan and Miss Hungary with their 'work'

5. I heard it's bringing happiness to the guys so I volunteered

6. I like to ship Dad and-Ow!

7. Am I not allowed to say it?

8. At least this work makes people happy than political stuff!

9. Joining Thailand, Russia, China and Korea in their harmonizing will make me feel left out

10. Why can't I have my own? *sulk*

11. Sitting down drinking tea like England when everyone is bickering will cause lots of misunderstandings

12. Just because it's out of character for me?

13. Last time someone literally yelled it's the "end of the world"!

14. That was 2012...we're still alive, standing, kicking, talking and eating so...yeah it's normal to Nostradamus already!

15. Hmm...maybe I should try that again, acting more mature...hehehe

16. That hehehe is an evil one!

17. Singing a terrible broken version of Christmas songs will not only get me in big trouble

18. Possibility is that I dug my own grave with Finland, Kak Piri and others

19. Singing my own version of 'Deck the Halls'

20. Oh come on it doesn't insult anyone!

21. Well maybe England...a little

22. "Let's all crash land at England's place Falalalalala lalalala"

23. "Tis the party to be awesome Falala-OW!"

24. "Don a huge bump on my head for all I care ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow-YEOUCH!

25. That bump hurts!

26. Even though America would give me a thumbs up

27. But England will definitely give me the opposite

28. Sleigh riding in meetings...need I to explain it?

29. Finland does love the fun of sleigh riding though

30. Maybe it's because he's-

31. Bringing a Burmese Python

32. Wow it's slimy and cold!

33. Myanmar doesn't mind

34. And how did Bang India and the python get along so well?

35. It's a mystery

36. Asking Singapore this question "Are you gay=happy"

37. Hong Kong commented that the meaning switches back to the usual once I asked that to him

38. Australia and the others got a good laugh from it though

39. America is literally LMAO that time

40. Hey Pur are you-

41. Doing matchmaking on my own

42. Miss Hungary will not be happy

43. Especially when it comes to guys

44. But I had plenty of couples I want to ship

45. No?

46. Kidnapping others for Miss Hungary

47. In fact, I should not help Miss Hungary with her work even if she bribes me with the most delicious food

48. Penang won't mind

49. I think she'll be honoured to help

50. Just better not let Kelantan or Putrajaya or any states that might opposed to it know

51. Joining Italy in his siesta

52. It won't be pretty when Mr. Germany finds out

53. Getting close to Liechtenstein

54. Oh come on, I'm harmless!

55. Unless you take food away from me

56. But despite all of that, Switzerland's gun is keeping me away (more like scaring everyone)

57. Using meetings to promote events and all

58. Unless Mr. Germany allows it

59. Giving tips to Taiwan on how to get a guy to like her

60. If it worked, she'll be happy

61. If not I'll be dead

62. Switching America's and Canada's glasses is definitely not allowed

63. They can easily find out

64. Is there a special characteristic to those glasses?

65. Skating in the meeting room

66. Although some will join me

67. Mr. Germany and England won't be pleased

68. Challenging England to a literature battle will end up in me losing

69. Dad is a professional in literature..

70. I can't even get half right!

71. So is challenging Kak Philippines to a basketball game

72. She'll win with a lot of points

73. But it's different when it's badminton

74. Teaching nations to speak broken English will definitely get me in big trouble

75. Broken Chinese is also not allowed

76. Acting like Singapore will give many wrong impression

77. No! Not end of the world!

78. Joining Hong Kong in speaking like a British gentlemen will not end well

79. Korea will try everything to ruin it

80. Oh well there's still next time old chap

81. Creating a stink bomb mix with durians and other stinky stuff

82. Dad will complain

83. Food fights

84. Some aren't going to like it

85. It's a waste of food according to Africa

86. Sending embarrassing pictures to France

87. Or Hong Kong

88. Or Korea

89. Bloody, I might be murdered on the spot

90. Those three will give me away to save themselves

91. If Vietnam is involved, I need to write my own will

92. Let's see...Singapore can have my football jerseys

93. Adding chilli powder in England's tea

94. What?

95. I have to admit, he did look kind of funny when he drank it

96. Becoming a legendary fire breathing dragon...

97. Though it didn't last long when he literally tried to burn me to crisp

98. Yikes

99. How did he find out it was me?

100. I, Malaysia, vowed to follow these rules to create peace and harmony blah blah blah