A/N: Let's just say the author's is in the mood and she just have to write before that mood is gone.

Warnings: OCs (usual)

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Drinking with the

German Brothers

(Request by Solludory (Guest)

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Malaysia had been invited over to Germany's place for a friendly visit and also getting to know more about the ASEAN. After all, to know ASEAN is to actually hear it from an ASEAN member herself. Of course, since this is Germany, you can expect ze awesome Prussia to be there as well.

"Do you want a drink Miss Malaysia?" Germany asked, after discussing about the ASEAN (literally it's complaining and rambling).

"How about beer?" Prussia asked.

Malaysia lifted an eyebrow in question. "Beer?"

"Ja (Yes), beer. German beer are the best and the awesome me can prove it!"

Malaysia shook her head in reply. "No thanks. I'm a Muslim nation despite having many races and religion here. But I can make some teh tarik, it's sweet and not alchoholic!"

Germany blinked. "T-Teh?"

"Teh means tea in my language. Teh tarik is a type of drink that you could say is sweet, great drink for breakfast."

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Preparing for the

Floods

(Requested by Deathinism)

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Ah yes, monsoon season. While it could be the chilliest season in Malaysia because of the constant raining and not much sunshine, it is also the terrible flood season. Yes, because of many reasons that probably most of you already know, floods happen. States in West Malaysia are mostly the ones suffering in this season. Like I said, because of many reasons that many of you know, flooding is already a normal occurrence there.

Now we know that Philippines' Manny Pacquiao has given safety measures on floods but let's do that again with the states. Starring Terengganu, Kelantan and some of the states in West Malaysia. Of course, don't think of it as just a show only. These steps are to be taken! Don't ignore!

-Safety Measures-

Terengganu enters the stage, dragging a boat behind her with a rope.

"Hi there readers! As you know what happened last month, the floods are getting worse because of lack of appropriate action taken. But then again it is not why I'm here for."

Clearing her throat, Terengganu continues "There are three stages of floods, before the floods, during the floods and after the floods. We'll focus on before. Remember, floods are not a matter to be taken lightly when it really happens!"

Just then, Kedah, Kelantan, Perak and Johor came in one boat as Johor 'rows' the boat across the stage, earning a neutral look from Terengganu. Watching them attempting to 'row' the boat, Terengganu couldn't help but asks "What are you guys doing?"

"Can't you see we're rowing the boat Kak Terengganu?"

"Yes, before floods, we need a boat or anything that can help us float on the water." Johor agreed.

"Which is why we got this boat in case." Kelantan continued.

"We have some of our stuff here that can be handy, medical kits, canned food, mineral water, raincoat, flashlight, mobile phone, phone charger and many more which you think it can be useful in case the floods strike." Kedah added.

Terengganu simply stared. "And you guys aren't aware of anything else?"

The four states shook their heads in reply.

"OK, do carry on. I need to go backstage for a moment."

The four male states looked at each other with one question in mind. Who's gonna continue? It's not like they can simply carry on but then again, no one cares at least...the author doesn't. She's way too lazy to be writing and...better cut it short or the author might just lessen their appearance here.

"Anyway," Perak started "Super important items must be stored at a high above flood level place. But since the flood worsens because of many reasons...just make sure you can collect them for emergency use."

"Be on a lookout for water sources near you such as rivers and blah blah blah. If the water level rising, better get prepared. Because floods come quite fast." Kelantan continued.

"Make sure you know where to evacuate when the flood comes and keep a rope + ladder in case."

"And," Johor cuts in "do not rely on the gov to come save you. Best advice, save yourself first, don't wait for them as they tend to be quite *cough* slow *cough* in getting there. So be quick in saving yourself and your family."

SPLASH!

Terengganu stood there with an irritated look, holding a bucket in her hands. "Now...are you guys refresh after the hot weather earlier?"

The four states glared at Terengganu.

"Yes, WE'RE FINE, thank you very much." Kedah said, fixing his songkok.

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A/N: Sorry for the delay! As you know, December + New Year are never a free time for me and...I kind of slack off a bit. I'm on DeviantArt with other stories excluding FDM and ASEAN WAY...if you can't want to kill some time. But then again, school starts so...good luck!