Chapter 123: New York Minutes

Smackdown was in Brittany and Cryme Tyme's hometown of New York City and Jeff was competing in a Fatal Four Way match against Rey Mysterio, Kane, and Chris Jericho to determine the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Jeff and Brittany were in "Eddie's Angels'" locker room meeting with a lawyer named Irene to discuss Matt Hardy's fate since his arrest last night.

"Okay, the arson, attempted vehicular manslaughter, and assault charges aren't really as serious since both of you weren't fatally injured," Irene said, "but they could count towards probation and if the court decides Matt Hardy's fate, it could be from two to five years in jail. We're also looking at a court date sometime in June, and Brittany, if you want, I could also file a restraining order for Matt to stay 50 feet away from you since you two are on the same show."

"That'll be necessary," Brittany said as she nodded her head.

"If my brother is granted probation," Jeff said, "what will that be consist of?"

"That'll be five years at the least," Irene said, "he will also do community service, a treatment program, and maybe the possibility of him not appearing at the house shows in the company."

"What about if he tries to go after Jeff again?" Brittany said.

"That will count as a misdemeanor."

"Well, that enough for us; Jeff and I think it's the best for Matt because he definitely needs help and I don't want to put my future father-in-law through any more pain; he's hurt enough as he is."

"Well, I'm going to be honest with you, this may or may not be a tough fight, but I will do my best."

Then Jeff and Brittany held each other's hand hoping for the best for Matt.

Meanwhile, the rest of "Eddie's Angels" were walking down the hallway until they walked towards Tina, Kimberly, and a blonde girl who just happened to be a new WWE Diva.

"Hey," the Angels said.

"Hey," Tina and Kimberly said as they hugged the Angels.

"It's so good to see you," Nicole said.

"You too," Tina said.

"Who's she?" Rochelle said.

"This is the newest member of the new Extreme Expose, Valerie Montana," Kimberly said.

Valerie Montana, whose real name is Valerie Masten, was a 20-year-old model from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes and was 5'9".

"It's nice to meet you," Rochelle said as she shook Valerie's hand. "Welcome to the WWE."

"Thank you," Valerie said.

"So how does it feel to be part of ECW again?" Delancey said.

"Well, I don't have Layla or the Miz to deal with," Tina said. "That's for sure."

"And we're going to have our first dance performance on ECW tonight," Kimberly said, "so be sure to watch for us."

"We will." Buffy said.

"Where's Brittany?" Tina said.

"She and Jeff are meeting with a lawyer to discuss the charges against Matt Hardy," Amanda said.

"Whoa."

"Yeah, of course, everyone saw what happened last night and he deserved it," Nicole said.

"Well, tell her we said hi," Kimberly said, "and hope she's doing okay."

"We will," Buffy said, "and probably see you later."

"Again, nice meeting you, Valerie," Delancey said.

"You too," Valerie said.

Then the girls went separate ways.

Then ECW was on and Evan Bourne and Jasmine Morgan were going to be an interview with the returning Gregory Helms who was drafted to ECW from Smackdown and hasn't been since the vicious attack from Matt Hardy.

"Thanks, man, it's exciting to be here and speaking of exciting, let me bring out my very first guests, ladies and gentlemen, Evan Bourne and Jasmine Morgan," Gregory said as Evan and Jasmine came forward.

Jasmine was wearing a white low-cut midriff tank top, leopard bustier, green camouflage pants, black leather arm warmers, and her hair straight,

"First of all, Jasmine," Gregory said. "Welcome to ECW and what on your thoughts now that you've drafted here?"

"Well, it's a new environment here for me," Jasmine said, "but it's the perfect environment where I can do things extreme and it's also a great environment to be with my awesome my high-flyer boyfriend, Evan Bourne."

"Now Evan, let me get your thoughts and comments on this new day that is dawning here in ECW."

"Well, it's an exciting time now," Evan said, "the draft brought us some new faces, Backlash brought us a new champion, things are happening here and happening quickly. That's why if you stop even just a second, your moment will pass you by. So I wanna go on record tonight and let everyone know that Tommy Dreamer is not the only person with championship aspirations, I am more than capable….…"

"Championship aspirations? Paul Burchill said as he came forward with Katie Lea. "Championship aspirations? Good for you; those championship aspirations will be put on hold only. You see, we just came from Tiffany's office and this Thursday on WWE Superstars, we got a rematch because you know, our match last week, you got lucky; this week, your luck's gonna run out."

Katie winked as she lingered a bit long on Gregory's shoulder and then……

"Whattsupwidat?" Gregory said as he sarcastically shrugged his shoulders.

Then it was time for the Divas' match which was Jasmine Morgan versus Katie Lea Burchill. Jasmine's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Evan Bourne following her.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall ," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by Evan Bourne, representing the Angelic Coalition from Tallahassee, Florida, Jasmine Morgan," Tony Chimel announced.

Jasmine and Evan walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and Evan got into the ring as Jasmine jumped on the apron, bounced off the bottom rope, and entered through the bottom and middle rope. Then Jasmine twirled around and posed in the middle of the ring and got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air. Then she got back down and then Katie Lea Burchill's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Paul Burchill following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Paul Burchill, from Chelsea, England, Katie Lea" Tony announced.

Katie and Paul walked down the ramp and Paul got in the ring and stared at Evan as Katie climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and she posed along before going down in the ring. Then she stared at Jasmine as Evan and Paul left the ring and the referee called foe the bell.

Katie and Jasmine locked up and Katie went to the ropes before a break and then Katie grabbed Jasmine and tossed her out of the ring before she climbed on the ring apron and jumping onto her and Katie then pushes Jasmine back in the ring and covered for a two count and Katie planted Jasmine's face onto the mat and hit her head onto the turnbuckle.

Katie got Jasmine between the middle and top roped and climbed the top turnbuckle and starts to choke Jasmine with her leg as she poses to the crowd and then Katie dragged Jasmine to the middle of the ring and landed a backbreaker for a two count and Katie grabbed Jasmine by the hair and then Jasmine fought back with a couple of forearms and then Jasmine twisted Katie's arm and climbed the top turnbuckle and backflipped into the ring to land a beautiful arm drag.

Then Jasmine landed a drop kick and charged at Katie but Katie ducked and tossed Jasmine over the rope to the ring apron but Jasmine fell to the floor and climbed up the ring apron as Katie charged at her but Jasmine landed a shoulder block but Katie pulled her by the hair and landed a knee to the head and a neck breaker for a two count.

Katie stomped on Jasmine and then kicked her out of the ring and the referee pulled her back as Evan went to check on Jasmine as Paul was about to go after her and the two yell at each other as Katie grabbed Jasmine by the hair and pulled her back into the ring and Katie distracted Evan as Paul quickly got into the ring with the referee distracted and Paul charged at Jasmine but Jasmine yanked the rope sending Paul out of the ring and Katie saw it as she went to check on Paul but Jasmine rolled up Katie for the win.

"Here is your winner, Jasmine Morgan," Tony announced.

Jasmine quickly left the ring and she & Evan hugged as he and the referee raised Jasmine's arms in the air and Katie was shocked as Jasmine smiled, blew a kiss at her, and waved goodbye.

A little later, Smackdown was on and it was time for the Fatal Four-Way between Jeff, Rey Mysterio, Kane, and Chris Jericho to determine the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. Every man made their way to the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Kane landed right hands to all three and tossed Jeff out of the ring and Kane landed some uppercuts to Chris and whipped him to the ropes and landed a boot to the face and landed a clothesline to Rey in the corner and landed another boot to Chris and got a sidewalk slam to Rey for a two count and then Kane got a right hand to Chris and hit his head on the turnbuckle and whipped to the corner before he tossed him out of the ring and Kane pressed Rey and threw him onto Jeff and Chris on the floor.

Then Kane grabbed Jeff and threw him back into the ring and then Kane climbed the top turnbuckle and leaped before Jeff caught him mid-air with a dropkick and Rey then springboard legdropped Kane leading to a two count and Rey got a couple of forearms and Chris got back in the ring and he went to whip Chris but Chris reversed whipping Rey to the ropes and Chris got a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and Jeff attacked Chris from behind and whipped him to the ropes and landed a lariat clothesline for a two count and he whipped Chris to the ropes and Jeff went for a hurricurrana but Chris countered and applied the Walls of Jericho, but Kane went for a chokeslam to break it up.

Chris countered Kane for the Walls of Jericho but Kane powered out and Kane grabbed Chris' throat for a chokeslam and Jeff's as well and Rey leaped from the top rope and Kane caught him in his throat and went for the chokeslam but Rey countered with a hurricurrana sending Kane to the middle rope and Rey went for the 619 but Chris tripped him and yanked him out of the ring and Jeff ducked a clothesline and climbed the top turnbuckle and landed the Whisper in the Wind and Jeff climbed the top turnbuckle and landed the Swanton Bomb for the cover but Chris yanked Jeff off of Kane before the three count and slipped into the ring and made the cover for the pin eliminating Kane.

Kane gave Chris an uppercut and Kane got out of the ring threw a fit at ringside tossing Jeff into the security railing and then ripping apart the steps and he grabbed two chairs and threw them into the ring and the referee got rid of one of the chairs and ordered Kane to the back and Rey then bounced off the ropes and got a low dropkick sending Chris to the bottom rope and landed the 619. Then Rey dove at Chris who lifted the chair to block him and the referee saw it and disqualified Chris and Chris protested to the referee and then Chris left the ring throwing a feet as Rey and Jeff were left standing in the ring.

Jeff kicked Rey in the midsection and then went to whip him to the ropes but Jeff reversed and Rey got a dropkick for a two count and Rey whipped Jeff to the ropes and went for another dropkick but Jeff hung onto the ropes and got a leg drop to the groin and a baseball slide for a two count and then Rey crawled to the corner and Jeff went to splash him but Rey moved and Rey went after Jeff but Jeff got to his feet to Rey and Jeff climbed the top turnbuckle and leaped into a roll-up but Rey rolled through into a kick to the face for a two count.

The two men were down and Rey got up first and bounced off the ropes to land a leg drop for another two count and Rey got a forearm and went to whip Jeff to the ropes but Jeff reversed and Rey ducked as he bounced off the ropes and the two collided into each other with a cross body and the two men were down and Jeff got up first and clubbed Rey in the back of the head and kicked him in the midsection and whipped him to the ropes and Rey hung onto the ropes and Jeff charged into both feet into the face and Rey climbed the second rope and went for a moonsault but Jeff caught him and Jeff went for the Twist of Fate but Rey countered into a jackknife pin but Jeff rolled up Rey for a near fall.

Then Jeff went for a back suplex but Rey landed on his feet and Jeff went to kick Rey but Rey grabbed his leg and Jeff got a spinning mule kick sending Rey to the corner and Jeff went for the diving leg drop but Rey moved and the two men were down again and Rey got up first and bounced off the ropes and went for a wheelbarrow slam but Jeff hung on and Rey rolled up Jeff for a two count and Jeff rolled up Rey for a two count and Jeff shoved Rey to the ropes and Rey got a flying head scissors sending Jeff to the middle rope and Rey landed the 619 and Rey then went for a springboard seated senton but Jeff turned it into a roll-up for the three count.

Brittany jumped up & down and then she got into the ring and hugged Jeff and Jeff got to his feet and the referee and Brittany raised his arms in the air. Jeff and Brittany looked at Rey and Jeff applauded for Rey and Jeff took off his tank top and threw it to the crowd and Rey & Jeff shook hands and hugged each other as Rey raised Jeff's arm in the air and Rey hugged Brittany before he left the ring. Then Jeff climbed the top turnbuckle as Brittany applauded for him and he got back down and the two left the ring and walked up the ramp slapping the hands of the fans as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Several minutes later, Cryme Tyme's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Amanda following them. Amanda was wearing a New York Knicks basketball jersey dress, black boots, and her hair curled. Shad and JTG high-fived each other and they walked down the ramp and Shad & Amanda got into the ring first as JTG ran around the ramp and got on the apron. Shad ripped his white tank top off as JTG was bouncing up and down between the ropes and Amanda dancing along as JTG got into the ring.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!" JTG said.

"Yo, yo," Cryme Tyme said.

"It's your boys, Cryme Tyme."

"AKA……." Shad said.

"Smackdown's newest Gs, yeah!"

"Hey, yo, J, check this out."

"What's up?"

"Yo, tonight is officially our first night on Smackdown."

"First night."

"But yo, hold up, we're also in our hometown, the city so nice, they had to name it twice: New York, New York let me hear you!"

"Now, New York City, who wants to see two of Smackdown's most beautiful Divas get down low, getting it popping, and dance in the Big Apple?"

"I do, I know I do."

"You do? Me too."

"But yo, J, check this out. This can't be no regular dance-off."

"No?"

"This can't be no regular okey-dokey-hokey-pokey."

"No?"

"We're in New York, we're gonna give y'all a Brooklyn Breakdown right here on Smackdown."

"Tonight!"

"And the ladies we're bringing out right about now, the lady with all the flavor from the UK, Layla."

Layla's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain and she walked down the ramp and she climbed up the ring apron and lifted her leg as she got into the ring.

"And bringing out the Notorious E.V.E. Eve Torres," Shad said.

Eve's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain and she walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and she got into the ring.

"Now ladies, you do know this is a Brooklyn Breakdown," JTG said. "This ain't the typical dance-off. We going do this battle-style."

"Battle style," Shad said.

"Eve, show us what you got."

Eve was about to dance before Layla interrupted.

"What?" Shad said.

"You wanna go first?" JTG asked Layla.

"All right, shorty, you go do your thing, but you better do your thing Brooklyn style, you know what I'm saying?"

"Hit the music!"

Some dance music played in the arena and the two Divas battle for two minutes before the crowd cheered.

"New York City, can we get down?" JTG said "Now, New York, we need your help to decide who the winner is."

"Yo, word?!" Shad said.

"Yo, if you think Layla is the winner, make some noise!"

"Hey, yo, New York City, if you think Eve is the winner, let me hear you make some noise."

The crowd cheered more for Eve.

"Hey, yo, can't argue with the people, yo," Shad said, ":your winner is Eve Torres!"

Then Eve danced along with Cryme Tyme & Amanda and Layla joined in before she slapped Eve and the two got into a catfight before Cryme Tyme pulled them apart and JTG got Layla away as she left the ring and walked away pissed off as Eve went back to dance along with Cryme Tyme and Amanda

Later after Smackdown was over, Dave and Rochelle returned to their hotel room after celebrating their two-year wedding anniversary eating dinner.

"Wow, I really enjoyed that dinner," Rochelle said. "Pretty tasty."

"Me too," Dave said. "So……"

"So what?"

"Aren't you going to give me my present now?"

"You are such a big tease; why don't you take off your jacket and sit down?"

"Okay."

Rochelle went over to her boombox and pressed play and "Breathe on Me" by Britney Spears started to play and Rochelle started giving Dave a lap dance.

It's so hot in here

Oh, it's so hot, and I need some air

And boy, don't stop 'cause I'm halfway there

It's not complicated, we're just syncopated

We can read each other's minds

One love united

Two bodies synchronising

Don't even need to touch me

Baby, just

Breathe on me

Yeah, oh

Baby just,

breathe on me

We don't need to touch, just

Breathe

Oh, yeah

Oh, this is way beyond the physical (It's a way beyond the physical)

Tonight, my senses don't make sense at all

Our imagination, taking us to places

We have never been before

Take me in, let it out

Don't even need to touch me

Baby, just

Breathe on me

Yeah, oh, baby, just

Breathe on me

We don't need to touch, just

Breathe (Breathe) on (on) me (Me)

Oh, baby, just

Breathe (Breathe) on (on) me (Me)

We don't need to touch

Just breathe

Then Rochelle took off her black halter dress to reveal a black lacy bra and panties.

Monogamy is the way to go

Just put your lips together and blow

Breathe, breathe, oh

Breathe on me (Oh oh)

Baby, just

Breathe on me (On me)

We don't need to touch, just

Breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me) oh

Baby, just

Breathe (breathe) on (on) me (me)

We don't need to touch, just

After the song ended, Rochelle laughed a little as she looked at Dave.

"Now you are such a big tease," Dave said.

"I'm much of a tease as you are," Rochelle said.

Then Rochelle sat on Dave's lap as she kissed him and Dave pulled Rochelle to the bed and the two continued to kiss as clothes started to come off.