Chapter 125: Breakdown, Angels Style

Smackdown was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and "Eddie's Angels" walked inside with the Angelic Coalition into their locker room because they had an announcement to make concerning all the girls.

Then everyone sat down as Nicole was still standing up.

"Okay, so what is the big announcement to have to make?" Christina Alexis said.

"Well, it just so happened that Vince McMahon called us because……" Nicole said, "……well, have you heard of the Maxim Magazine Hot 100?"

"Yeah."

"Well, it just that 'Eddie's Angels' are gonna part of the magazine this year……and so are you girls."

"What?" Destiny said.

"Yep, they voted the Angelic Coalition number twenty on the list and the Angels……number one this year!"

Then the girls all screamed and cheered.

"Oh, my God, does that mean we're gonna be on the show as well?" Jasmine Morgan said.

"Yep," Amanda said, "tomorrow, we have take a plane to L.A. for the photoshoot tomorrow and we're gonna appear on the Maxim Hot 100 show on E! Entertainment Television."

"Oh, my God, this is just as cool as appearing on Playboy," Skye said as she squealed.

"I am totally fine with it," Shayna Brooke said, "I am so excited."

"Hey, does Vickie Guerrero know about this?" Madison Spears said.

"No," Rochelle said, "and I personally don't care. She's too caught up in messing with everybody to think about that."

"This is so exciting, I gotta tell Evan," Jasmine said as she got up and ran out of the locker room.

Then the girls laughed.

Then ECW was on and it was time for the Divas' match which was Jasmine Morgan of the Angelic Coalition versus Natalya. Natalya's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Tony Chimel announced. "Introducing first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Natalya."

Natalya walked down the ramp and climbed on the apron onto the turnbuckle and flipped her hair backwards looking around at the crowd and got back down. Then Jasmine's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"And her opponent representing the Angelic Coalition from Tallahassee, Florida, Jasmine Morgan," Tony announced.

Jasmine was wearing a white low-cut tank top with "Princess Jasmine" on it, pink metallic pants, black hand warmers, and her hair curled. Jasmine walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and then she jumped on the apron, bounced off the bottom rope, and entered through the bottom and middle rope. Then Jasmine twirled around and posed in the middle of the ring and stared at Natalya as the referee called for the bell.

Natalya went for a right hand but Jasmine ducked and got a school-girl roll-up for a two count and Natalya kicked Jasmine in the midsection and landed a forearm before she whipped Jasmine to the ropes and Jasmine kicked Natalya in the face and got a rolling snap mare and Natalya stumbled to the corner and Jasmine went for a splash and Natalya moved as Jasmine blocked. Then Jasmine got a monkey flip and went to whip Natalya but Natalya reversed whipping Jasmine to the ropes and Jasmine went for a crossbody but Natalya turn it into a backbreaker for a two count and Natalya was stomping on Jasmine and Jasmine was in the corner as Natalya hit her head on the turnbuckle and got a snap mare before she kicked her in the back.

Then Natalya applied an armlock and Jasmine got to her feet as she landed a couple of back elbows and Natalya landed a hard forearm and Jasmine landed one as well and the women traded blows before Natalya shoved Jasmine to the ropes and Jasmine fought back with a clothesline and then two dropkicks and then Jasmine bounced off the ropes to land a running neck snap for a two count. Then Jasmine whipped Natalya to the corner and got a knee to the face before she backed away and flipped into a spinning backfist and landed a bulldog slam before she climbed the top turnbuckle and landed the moonsault for the win.

"Here is your winner, Jasmine Morgan," Tony announced.

The referee raised Jasmine's arm in the air and Jasmine climbed the top turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air. Then she got back down and blew a kiss to the crowd before she left the ring and Jasmine walked up the ramp slapping the hands of the fans as she raised her arms in the air.

Later, Smackdown was on and General Manager Theodore Long was in the ring.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Friday Night Smackdown," Theodore said. "It is my honor and privilege to introduce to you a man that has come back to Friday night, via the WWE Draft, and to once again become the face of Smackdown. He is a former World Heavyweight Champion and he is the current Intercontinental Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, on your feet for the Master of the 619, Rey Mysterio."

Rey Mysterio's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Rey went on both sides of the stage turning on the pyro and he walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring and Rey went on the top turnbuckle and raised his title belt in the air and he got back down. He shook Theodore's hand and asked for the microphone.

"Thank you, Teddy," Rey said. "What it is, Pittsburgh? What it do? Yo, I gotta tell you, it feels good to be back at home here on Smackdown. Now last week on my first night back, I came so close to earning a World Heavyweight Champion against Edge at Judgment Day; but on the real, Jeff Hardy was the better man that night. It's all good, it's okay because you know what? I know I will get another opportunity to become World Champion once again. And in the meantime, I will continue to defend the Intercontinental Title on the line against any challenger that's willing to step in the ring to face the 619!"

Then Chris Jericho's entrance theme played as pyro was setting off all over the stage and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and stared down at Rey and got in Theodore's face.

"You want the honor and privilege of introducing the face of Smackdown, do you?" Chris said. "Well, I'm gonna give you that opportunity right now because I am the face of Smackdown. This is my show, so introduce me. Come on, introduce me, now."

"Well, I don't think I'm gonna do that, player," Theodore said.

"Yeah, I didn't expect you were gonna do that, Teddy. I'll tell you the reason why, it's because I don't have the same beliefs or prejudice thought processes that you do. I don't need to remind these people of my acolytes. I am a five-time World Champion, an eight-time Intercontinental Champion, I am the Superstar of the Year of 2008, and just being in this ring makes Smack down a higher profile show and it make Smackdown the preeminent brand in the WWE. And yet all I get is disrespect, disrespect from the hypocritical tidworms, disrespect……." Then the crowd booed. "…….See? Disrespect from all of the jealous sycophants and the Smackdown locker room and most importantly, disrespect from inept, fly-by-night General Managers like you."

"Now hold on just a second, player……."

"No, you hold on a second, player. I want you, I demand you to apologize to me. I want restitution and I want an exclamation to why your crack referee staff disqualified me from the Fatal Four-Way match last week. Nobody has ever been disqualified in the history of the WWE in a Fatal Four-Way match and I was. For what? Thrown out for what? For throwing a chair at him?" Chris was referring to Rey. "This little pipsqueak didn't stand a chance at winning the match anyways. Yeah, I want a championship match."

"And I want you to shut up," Rey said.

"You better watch your mouth, little man. What do you say to me?"

"I said I want you to shut up." Then Rey shoved Chris to the mat. "That's your problem, Chris and you know what? Why don't you just face it, man. You lost and you know what?" Then Rey spoke Spanish. "These people, our fans, they don't need to hear your crap and neither do I."

Then Rey left the ring as Chris got to his feet and said,

"Yeah, walk away, Mysterio, you just walk away. That's the disrespect I'm talking about, Long. Go ahead, Mysterio, walk away. I guarantee you, the next time……"

Then Jeff's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Brittany following him. Brittany was wearing a blue and white piping bondage corset with D rings, front straps connected to an O ring, and hook n' eye front closure, black pants, and her hair curled. Jeff and Brittany walked down the ramp and got into the ring and stared at Chris.

"So let me get this straight," Jeff said. "You want respect? You want competition? You want a championship match? Well, I got news, my friend, you gotta beat me, you charismatic number one contender." Then the crowd cheered. "You hear that. If it wasn't for these people, you wouldn't be where you are today and yet, you still call them liars and hypocrites, I'm staring at the biggest liar and hypocrite I've ever seen in this life. But you know what, Chris? I'm feeling cool, I'm feeling confident, let's make things interesting. You beat me tonight, you're added to the title match at Judgment Day, a Triple Threat match. Teddy can make it happen so I can truly expose you for what you really are: an extremely sore loser!"

Then Chris went for a right hand but Jeff ducked and slapped Chris and Chris fell on the mat and Jeff took off his jacket and Chris got out of the ring holding his chin in pain and walked around the ring and walked up the ramp.

"Jericho, it's official," Theodore said. "You beat Jeff Hardy, then you'll be added to the Triple Threat Championship match at Judgment Day."

Then Chris smiled as he backed up the ramp and Jeff got his jacket back on as he and Brittany stared at Chris as he was pointing and still smiling as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

A little later, Jeff was going to be an interview with Josh Mathews.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Jeff Hardy," Josh said as Jeff and Brittany came forward. "Jeff, your World Heavyweight Championship match with Edge at Judgment Day will become a Triple Threat match if you lose to Chris Jericho here tonight. So what are your thoughts heading to this match?"

"Well, Josh, the only thing that's running through my mind right now is the World Heavyweight Championship. Jericho's a distraction, everything he says, everything he does, all the whining, all the politicking, all Jericho's nonsense ends tonight and the only thing people will be talking about after Judgment Day is how Jeff Hardy defeated Edge to become the new World Heavyweight Champion."

"That will certainly happen at Judgment Day because there will be no distractions whatsoever," Brittany said, "and Chris, I wouldn't so much as open my mouth to get what I want because that could get you into a whole lot of trouble."

Then Jeff and Brittany walked away.

Later, an arm-wrestling stand was set up in the ring and Cryme Tyme's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Amanda following them. Amanda was wearing a Philadelphia 76ers basketball jersey dress, black boots, and her hair curled. Shad and JTG high-fived each other and they walked down the ramp and Shad & Amanda got into the ring first as JTG ran around the ramp and got on the apron. Shad got on the top turnbuckle as JTG was bouncing up and down between the ropes and Amanda dancing along as JTG got into the ring and Shad got back down.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!" JTG said.

"Yo, yo," Cryme Tyme said.

"It's your boys, Cryme Tyme."

"AKA……." Shad said.

"Air Force Gs."

"Whoa, Air Force Gs?"

"'Cause we're so……"

"Fly with it," Cryme Tyme said.

"Yeah, Shad, holla at them."

"Hey, yo, anyone who saw last week, Cryme Tyme came on the scene mad strong, you know what I'm saying?" Shad said. "Yo, the Brooklyn Breakdown was the baddest dance-off the WWE Universe has ever seen."

"That's what's up because anybody who witnessed the Brooklyn Breakdown knows that Eve and Layla brought the house down."

"For real, for real."

"But tonight, we're gonna do things a little different; as you see, we got a little set-up behind us."

"I saw that."

"And we're gonna try to straighten up the beef between Eve and Layla and we're gonna try to do this real ladylike, none of that catfighting."

"But check this out, this ain't gonna be your ordinary arm-wrestling thing."

"Oh, no?"

"Nah, this is gonna be the Cryme Tyme Hand Slam Jammy-Jam Challenge."

"All that?"

"All that; so without further ado……"

"Bless you, man; come, on you can't be sneezing on Smackdown."

"I didn't sneeze. Yo, let's bring out the Divas. First out, the lady from the UK, Layla."

Layla's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with her elbow taped up and she walked down the ramp and got into the ring.

"And the first ever Brooklyn Breakdown winner, the Notorious E.V.E. Eve Torres," JTG said.

Eve's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain and she walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and she got into the ring.

"Alright, ladies," JTG said, "the rules are simple, step up to the plates." Then Eve and Layla stood on each side of the table. "You two Divas will lock hands and the first Diva to have their hand slammed down is the loser. So Mandy will set it off and the minute she lets her hand go, it's on. You ready? Shad, they're ready? Let's get it on."

Eve and Layla locked hands and Amanda got her hand on and let go as the contest started.

As Eve was getting Layla's arm down, Layla screamed in pain and complained her arm hurt.

"You all right?" Shad said.

"Ain't no time out," JTG said.

"Whoa, yo, you all right? You sure?"

"You got to be kidding me."

"You cool? Alright, gotta make sure she's okay."

Amanda argued with Layla and Eve & Layla locked hands and Amanda got her hand on and let go as the contest started again and Eve looked like she was getting the upper hand again. She ended up winning and

"You lost again," JTG said.

"Hey, yo, the winner of the Cryme Tyme Hand Slam Jammy-Jam Challenge, the Notorious E.V.E. Eve Torres," Shad said.

Cryme Tyme were raising Eve's arms in the air and Layla kicked Eve in the gut and then landed a neckbreaker and Layla went to leave the ring but Amanda landed a big boot sending Layla out of the ring and Layla held her head in pain. Amanda stared at Layla as Cryme Tyme helped Eve and Layla struggled to get her feet as she stared at Amanda and Layla walked up the ramp pissed off as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Later, it was time for the match between Jeff & Chris Jericho and Edge was at the announcers' table for guest commentary.

Jeff's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Brittany following him. The pyro went off as Jeff and Brittany walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Jeff got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and Chris Jericho's entrance theme played as pyro was setting off all over the stage and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and stared down at Jeff as Brittany left the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Chris got the advantage to start by kicking Jeff in the midsection, clubbing him in the back and hitting his head onto the turnbuckle and hitting a couple forearms and right hands and Chris whipped Jeff to the ropes and but Jeff speared him and pounded away and Jeff clubbed Chris in the back of the head and ran him into the turnbuckle and went to whip him but Chris reversed whipping Jeff to the ropes and Chris went for a dropkick but Jeff held onto the ropes. Jeff grabbed Chris by the legs and landed a leg drop to the groin and for a two count and then Chris punched Jeff in the midsection and got a head butt and went for a scoop slam but Jeff countered and punched Chris in the midsection and got a scoop slam and climbed the turnbuckle but Chris bailed out the ring to take a breather.

Then Rey Mysterio came out and distracted Chris as Jeff clubbed him in the back of the head and hitting his head on the security railing and threw him back into the ring and he hit Chris' head on the turnbuckle and landing several right hands before kicking Chris in the midsection and went to whip him but Chris reversed whipping Jeff to the corner and went for a splash but Jeff moved and Chris fell out of the ring. Then Jeff got out of the ring and whipped Chris into the barricade and then took apart the ring steps and backed up as propelled himself off the stairs but Chris moved and Chris rolled back into the ring and the referee started counting Jeff out and he got up to nine but Jeff made it back in and Chris immediately went for a cover but Jeff got his foot on the bottom rope.

Chris then was choking Jeff on the bottom rope and Chris was talking trash at Edge as he grabbed Jeff's legs and catapulted him on the middle rope and Chris smiled as Jeff fought back with rights and lefts and bounced off the ropes as Chris got a knee to the midsection and covered for a two count and applied a headlock and Jeff got to his feet and fought back with a couple of back elbows and right hands and Chris got a right hand and went to whip Jeff but Jeff reversed twisting Chris' arm and got a short clothesline and both men were down. Jeff got a couple of clotheslines and Chris stumbled to the corner as Jeff kicked him in the midsection and he went to whip Chris but Chris reversed whipping Jeff to the corner and Jeff went for Whisper in the Wind but slipped on the top rope.

Then Chris was attacking Jeff in the back as he was on the top turnbuckle and Jeff fought back as he knocked Chris off with punches and back elbow and then Jeff landed the Whisper in the Wind and then Jeff went to kick Chris but Chris grabbed his leg and Jeff went for the spinning mule kick but Chris countered and applied the Walls of Jericho and Jeff crawled and reached the ropes. Then Chris was complaining to the referee and Chris was stalking Jeff and charged as Jeff kicked Chris in the midsection and got a faceplant and Jeff took off his tank top and climbed the top turnbuckle and went for the Swanton Bomb but Chris moved and landed the Lionsault for a two count and was punching away at Jeff and went to kick Jeff but Jeff grabbed his leg and Chris missed an enziguiri and Jeff kicked Chris in the midsection and went for the Twist of Fate and Chris went for the Walls of Jericho again.

But Jeff kicked Chris off and got an inside cradle for a near fall but Chris countered with one for a nearfall as well and Jeff clotheslined Chris over the top rope and both men went to the floor and Chris got to his feet and threw Jeff over the announce table and into Edge and Chris rolled back into the ring to break the count and grabbed Jeff and tossed him back in to the ring and covered for a two-count and Edge got on the apron and had a few words for Chris before Jeff got a roll-up for a two count. Edge walked away as Chris stumbled into the corner and Jeff walked into a boot in the face and Chris rolled up Jeff and put his feet on the ropes and the referee didn't see it, but Rey Mysterio did and he got the referee's attention and Chris yelled at Rey then Jeff kicked Chris in the midsection and landed the Twist of Fate and climbed the top turnbuckle and landed the Swanton Bomb for the win.

Then Brittany slapped hands with Rey and got into the ring and raised Jeff's arms in the air with the referee and then Jeff looked at Edge and he & Brittany got out of the ring and chased Edge to the back as Smackdown came to a close with Rey Mysterio landing a seated senton onto Chris Jericho.

After Smackdown was over, Destiny and Christina Alexis were in their hotel room eating strawberries.

"When you think about it," Destiny said, "all it takes is drop-dead gorgeous looks and charisma to sweep that guy off your feet and there's no greater aphrodisiac than to have a wonderful guy arm-in-arm strolling down with you down a lighted sidewalk."

"When you say that," Christina said, "it makes me think of Evan and Jasmine. That girl is so awfully happy with him. Did you see the way she bolted out of the Angels' locker room when they made the announcement that we're gonna be in this year Maxim's Hot 100?"

"Yeah, and she talked so seductively because I think Evan got so excited."

Then there was a knock at the door and Destiny got off the floor and went over to the door and looked through the peephole to see Jasmine Morgan outside the door in a panic. Then Destiny unlocked the door and opened it.

"Hey, Jasmine," Destiny said as Jasmine quickly got into the hotel room.

"What's up?" Christina said.

"I just saw Matt Hardy walking inside the lobby when Evan and I came back," Jasmine said, "and it looked like he was taking the elevator to this floor. So I ran up the stairs and I hope I beat him to it."

"He may be on this floor right now," Destiny said.

Then she went over to the door and opened it a little and peaked to see Matt Hardy walking by and Destiny quietly closed the door.

"Uh-oh, I gotta call Brittany and Jeff because they're staying on this floor," Destiny said.

Then she ran over to the nightstand and picked up her cell phone and dialed Brittany's number.

In Jeff and Brittany's room, Brittany's cell phone was ringing and she went over to the nightstand and picked up to see Destiny was calling her and Brittany answered the call.

"Hello?" Brittany said.

"Brittany, don't say anything," Destiny said quietly. "Matt Hardy may be outside your hotel room because Jasmine just told me that she saw Matt walking inside the lobby of the hotel and took the elevator to this floor."

"Okay."

Then Brittany ended the call and tiptoed over to the door and looked through the peephole to see Matt Hardy outside the door as Destiny predicted. Brittany went over to Jeff who was sitting in the chair and whispered in his ear,

"Your brother Matt is outside our door."

"Doing what?" Jeff said as he whispered.

"Probably eavesdropping. I got an idea."

Then Brittany whispered something else in Jeff's ear and Jeff smirked as he picked up Brittany and Brittany wrapped her legs around Jeff's waist and the two started kissing as Jeff gently got Brittany on the door making a banging noise.

Matt jumped as he could hear Brittany's moaning and calling Jeff's name and Matt got disgusted as he could hear more moaning and then he walked away.