A/N: Hitting writer's block recently and laziness are pulling me away from writing stories. For this chapter, a request by Just Wondering (FFN Guest). His/Her request is the strongest and weakest drinker among the states. Also check out Penang OC by YukiCarnation (DA) it's amazing!

Warnings: OCs, craziness, Manglish and more...

Replies to:

Just Wondering (FFN Guest): Yes I am still accepting requests (for now) however your request might have some twist as the states' religions need to be respected.

MayuNakamura (FFN Guest): Healthcare destination? Sure, I'll give it a shot but...with some additions *grins*

Kitty (FFN Guest): New tower at Dataran Merdeka? Hmm...never heard anything about it on the news but I'll give it a shot.

And to my other readers who doesn't have a FFN account, do make one, it's free or you could at least check out my DA account, MimiTan96. I really prefer if you could at least catch the latest updates of my stories. To those who favourite or follow, thanks a lot! I really thought this story is not getting much love and writer's block + laziness hit me so I didn't write as how I usually do.

Half-assed writing ain't gonna cut for this. If I want to write a good one, better give my all!

xxxxx

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Let's drink till we drop!

(Just Wondering (Guest))

Part 1

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Malaysia, a country that experiences no four seasons, only the scorching hot weather from the sun and the wetness of the rain. It's a tropical country that has flourished over the years under the wise leaders' rule and also the efforts of the people. On this day, the scorching hot sun is showing off its rays and extreme heat that are driving people lazy.

This is why the states are lazing around in Malaysia's house. Curse the air conditioner to be broken of all times! They could have go to one of their houses but...the sun is very unforgiving towards them. The nation herself is away at Singapore's for a few days and leaves the keys to Labuan instead of KL (who might throw a party while she's gone) and Putrajaya (who is more than willing to dump all of the paperwork with her to do).

Labuan, of course, invited the states over (not party) but a simple gathering or reunion. Would be nice if the air conditioner hadn't broke down on them.

"So hot ah!" Perak whined, barely feeling the cool from the standing fan blowing towards him.

Terengganu groaned. "Urgh please don't say it! You'll only increased the temperature!" Surviving with only a hand fan and a small fan blowing towards her, definitely not enough in her own opinion.

Labuan raised his hand. "Can't we just use the pool in one of KL's condominiums?"

The capital gave Labuan a look. "Um...we can't. One step outside and we're ashes."

Pahang, who was sitting next to Terengganu (or rather beside her to get the cooling effects of the hand fan and table fan) rolled her eyes. "We're immortals KL. Like some heat is going to kill us."

Kuala Lumpur simply cursed. "If you say so Kak, why not you head over to the pool now? I'll give you the keys and all."

"Perfect, we'll drive."

Another state, this time, Kelantan, raised his hand. "One question, how many of us brought their cars here? One car isn't going to fit us all. Perhaps we could share some space-"

"NO!" came the heavy objection from the rest of the states and territories. The last thing they need is squeezing inside a car during a hot weather and when the air conditioner of the car is so slow.

Kelantan sighs, knowing them, a minute away from the cool and they're down. At least they fare well than Kyoto who couldn't last a single second away from the cool the last time she was here. The states literally panicked.

"Hey guys, I got an idea." Sarawak spoke up. All eyes were on him.

"What is it Sarawak? Tell us." Selangor chided.

The largest state nodded as he suggests "A drinking contest of soft drinks. The winner would be decided by how many cups/cans he or she drank within a time limit."

Silence.

Sarawak sighs exasperatedly. "It's better than alcohol considering that some of us are still under age (physically) and same time respectful towards your religion that doesn't allow consuming of alcohol. In addition, this is rated K, little kids are reading."

The states glanced at each other, pondering about this idea. But then again, even though it's a K rated fanfic, the author might have write some stuff that kind of send the rating a little higher than K. Finally, they gave Sarawak a confirming nod.

Again, another state, Perlis raises her hand and asks "Who's going to buy the drinks?"

The reply, from Selangor is a small simple and knowing smile that tells everything. Holding up her cell phone, she says "Shah Alam and Klang will do."

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The door to Malaysia's house slammed open as Shah Alam and Klang collapsed onto the floor, tired and of course too lazy to even budge. Blame the sun for being too hot.

"Oi Klang, you go give it to Selangor." Shah Alam said, not moving an inch.

"Can't you just call for them?" Klang asked, turning to Shah Alam weakly.

"Too lazy..."

"Aiyah, just shout. You use less energy than me."

"No you do it."

"No it should be you."

"You lah."

"No, better you do it."

"How about you both shut up before I really send you flying to the sun." Penang growled, a menacing aura dancing around her. She is in no mood for such childish fights. The heat is not making anything better.

Not a word from the two as Penang takes a few bottles of the soft drink but not before ordering the two to get up and help her unless they want to be a Malaysian Icarus. Okay, enough of this. Let's skip to the drinking battle already.

-Time Skip-

The drinking battle is split into several categories, male and female. The territories are to be the judges and are not allowed to have any sort of favouritism or others. States of both side are to compete against each other until the finalist representing their gender, pride and honour to face off in the finals!

But then again, it's nothing fancy or anything. Just one state challenging another random state. Winner gets everyone to treat him or her on every meal.

Perlis holds up a sign that clearly says "Round 1: KL vs Kedah"

The island state, Penang yawned as she watches the two battle it out with two mugs (same size and design) of Cola. KL had that smug look on his face, confident of his win against the older state. Kedah is not going to back down. Who cares about old age! As long as he can drink, he'll do it!

"Are you ready?" Miri asked, already on standby with the stopwatch while Labuan with the whistle.

Both states nodded in reply, eyes not leaving the mugs of Cola. This is...after all, a battle of a lifetime. Their pride or dignity is on the line. Throwing it away would be...a cowardly act. Besides, the winner's reward seems tempting.

"You may start...NOW!" Klang announced, eyes not leaving the two states as they chug it down their throats.

It's amazing! Simply amazing! How they just chug it down like a...what is that word again? Oh never mind! Both states were going at it and it doesn't seems like they're losing easily. A close one I say!

KL had just finished three while Kedah is closing on! Will the soft drinks be enough and also...will the guy who's selling the soft drinks be happy or not?

"Go Kedah! You can do it!" Johor cheered.

"Do it brother! I'm betting on you already!"

Kedah, at that time, felt like his spirits soared a little higher. His sister, Penang is rooting for him! After so long!

"Penang..."

A loud 'burp' escapes KL's mouth as he finished the 5th cup of Cola. Grinning, KL gives a victory sign. Sabah blows the whistle.

"The winner is...Kuala Lumpur!"

KL, as if winning isn't enough, doing a victory dance while shaking his butt is already sending Penang fuming. Terengganu and Pahang have to hold her back before she could go after the irritating capital of Malaysia and possibly strangle him.

"Next please!"

-Round 2: Selangor vs Perak-

Perak gulped as he stared at Selangor, smiling. For some reason, he was reminded of Russia. But then it is not a surprise since Selangor is releasing a Russia-like aura.

"Oi Selangor, have you been hanging out with Russia lately?" Kuala Lumpur asked, seemingly unfazed by the creepy Russia-like aura.

Klang: No scaring Perak!

Labuan: Yeah! Give him a break!

Terengganu: Since when did you two become the commentators?

Klang and Labuan: Since the time the author decides it.

Terengganu: ...okay...

Labuan: Anyway, back to the competition. For this round, we have KL's big sister, Selangor and our brother whose name literally means 'Silver' in Malay, Perak!

Cheers, whistles and claps burst out from the background as both Selangor and Perak exchanged competitive look. Both states have tighten their hold on the cup. Who will win and who will lose?

"Both of you, are you ready?" Miri asked, holding a flag used in F1 (how she got it will leave it to you guys).

Perak lets out a shaky breath as he nodded. "Ready."

Selangor smiled evilly. "Same here."

"START!"

Klang: Awesome! Look at them!

Labuan: Yeah, like how a drunk man drink his liquor!

Klang: For the sake of this competition, none are willing to back down! Now this is what I call a great fight!

Labuan: It seems like Perak is taking big gulps! As a young state, he sure show some interesting display!

Klang: Kak Selangor seems to be-WOAH!

Labuan: What's wrong?

Klang: K-Kak Selangor is...the cup...

Labuan: You're right! The drinks! It's draining at a rapid speed!

Penang: Somehow it sounds strange when you said that.

As true to Labuan's words, Kak Selangor seems to be draining the contents of the cup until it's empty. Perak is still struggling with big gulps and "BLURB-". The states cheered hard for their friends.

"GO SELANGOR! DRINK IT ALL DOWN!"

"PERAK! YOU CAN DO IT! COME ON!"

"SELANGOR THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR DRINK!"

This successfully distracts Selangor as she looks at her drinks, trying to see what is that 'something' her baby brother KL mentioned. After confirming it, she turns to KL to reply but was cut off by an announcement.

"AND THE WINNER IS...PERAK!"

Selangor snapped her gaze towards KL who was whistling innocently. Oh she will get her hands on her baby brother for making her lose like that. The younger state, Perak stood up with his arms raised.

"I AM THE CHAMPION!"

"Oi not yet ah! There are still other states!"

"Ya lah! Ya lah!"

Round 3: Kelantan vs Johor

"Wow, it's an old people battle." Penang commented.

"Ya lah, both can be called uncle already." Klang quipped.

KL nodded. "Maybe add Kedah and then we call them the Pak Cik Trio."

Both Kelantan and Johor glared at the three, as if to say 'We are not old'.

Klang: Go go Pak Cik Duo! Drink it down!

Labuan: Yes, yes!

"The loser has to do 'Repeat After Me'!"

'What's that?"

"A TV show where there are hidden cameras and you have to do some embarrassing stuff as someone orders you to or something like that."

"KL...you have been influenced by New York already..."

The two states immediately grabbed their mugs and chug it down. Quite an interesting competition! None refuses to give up. After all, doing some embarrassing stuff and have your pride ruin. Though this author wishes it would be some idiots who like to cause trouble to do it and she would watch it with popcorn.

Labuan: Johor is close to winning. Will Kelantan catch up?

Klang: Of course can lah! Kelantan has a sweet tooth.

Miri: Somehow I wonder whether he has his own personal dentist.

KL: Probably

Terengganu: Think so

Klang: Oh look, Kelantan is catching up!

Labuan: Closer!

Klang: And...

Silence...

Everyone: A tie?

Both Johor and Kelantan look like they just finished their battle to the death. Both finished it around the same time...so who's the winner?

"If tie then...both should do Repeat After Me!"

"NOOOOO!"

-TBC-

A/N: Done! Took a while after slacking off, lost inspiration, lack of ideas and so on. Read and review/comment, favourite or follow. Missed either one of this, you shall be greeted by Malaysia joining forces with the Italy brothers' mafia.