Chapter 126: The Heaven Bowl

RAW was in Columbus, Ohio and "Eddie's Angels" were strolling down to the outside of the arena to see Vickie Guerrero's new office, a small portable.

"Well, it looks like Vickie is gonna spend her days in this little on her prairie," Rochelle said.

"It's definitely too small," Nicole said, "but she deserves it as long as she's still here causing chaos."

"Speaking of chaos," Amanda said, "did you bring them?"

"They're already in the locker room," Brittany said.

"I cannot wait we scare the pants off of her if she makes one little screw-up," Delancey said.

"Are we still gonna lock her inside?" Buffy said.

"Oh, yeah." Rochelle said, "give it five minutes and she'll come running out falling flat on her face."

Then the Angels laughed.

Then RAW was on and Randy Orton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase following him as they stood on the top of the ramp.

"The McMahons pride themselves on listening to you," Randy said, "but what they need to do is stop listening and start acting more like you. You people deal with adversity everyday of your lives and what do you do: you don't fight back, you just sit there and you take it. Why? Because all of you are cowards. You pay to live your life through people like me. You pay to see me do the things that I do, like last week when I put an end to the McMahon era."

Then the video screen showed a clip of Shane McMahon's vicious beating last week at the hands of Legacy.

"You people need to recognize that this company revolves around me and that goes for the rest of the WWE especially Batista. Earlier today, Vickie Guerrero announced a no physical contact ruling between Dave and I; of course, that will end this Sunday at Judgment Day. Predictable, Vickie, but smart; you see, just because we can't touch doesn't mean we can't talk. So, Batista, you're gonna wanna hear what I have to say. Come down to the ring and let's have a little chat."

Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Rochelle was wearing a pink pinstripe sweetheart strapless mini dress, black boots and her hair curled. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Dave & Rochelle kept staring at Legacy.

"Batista," Randy said, "I'm gonna tell you something you already know, deep down inside and that is you will not win the WWE Championship; not this Sunday, not ever. You see, Dave, I wanna give you an opportunity and before you say no, I want you to realize that I have an offer, any WWE superstar, this chance unless you're a second or third generation. I wanna offer you the opportunity to be a member of Legacy."

"Dave, I know you're still upset about Randy kicking you in the skull," Ted said. "I can relate, but trust me, getting kicked was the best thing that ever happened to my career, it was a wake-up call. I was going nowhere and now I'm part of the most elite group in the WWE and if you choose, so can you."

"Hold on a second," Rochelle said. "Are you retarded? Do you have any idea what you just said? Getting kicked in the head was the best thing that ever happened to your career, a wake-up call? A bad one indeed because you're gonna realize Randy's true intentions and then maybe you oughta rethink about that 'wake-up call' and think what could've been if you were on the real winning team."

"Dave, don't listen to Rochelle," Randy said. "When we were in Evolution together, we were unstoppable. The only person holding us back from going onto the next level was Triple H. Well, I took out Triple H and we don't have to worry about that problem any longer. If you join Legacy, it would be bigger than the Four Horsemen, bigger than DX, and even bigger than Evolution. Listen, Dave, you won't be champion, I'll be the champion; but at least, you'll be on the winning team. Arn Anderson, one of the greatest of all time and a sure-fire future Hall of Famer, was at Ric Flair's side for ten years, his right hand man, he was Ric Flair's enforcer. Dave, I wanna give you the opportunity to be my enforcer. What do you say?"

"Well, it seems like a great opportunity," Dave said. "And I have to tell you that everything you said makes perfect sense," said Batista. "But there's just one problem. I don't like you. Wait, no, no, I take that back. I despise you. No, no, no! I loathe you! I have never been and will never be your back-up. I mean, don't you get it? I'm not here to help you, I am here to hurt you and there is nothing, I mean, nothing you can do to stop me."

"You have just made the biggest mistake of your life! Do you hear me? You are lucky that there's a no physical contact ruling tonight because if there wasn't, I would drop you right now."

Then Dave and Rochelle laughed and Dave said,

"Really? I'll tell you what. I'm tired of listening to you, I'm certainly tired of listening to Vickie Guerrero, and I don't know about you and all of you, but I'm tired of hell of waiting. So I'll tell you what, I don't think that there's a chance in hell Vickie Guerrero was gonna call off the main event at Judgment Day, which means there's absolutely nothing keeping me from destroying you tonight."

Then Dave dropped the microphone but then……

"Excuse me!" Vickie Guerrero said as she came out from the curtain with Chavo Guerrero. "Excuse me! I said excuse me!" "Was I just called predictable? Well, how's this predictable? I'm waiving tonight's no physical contact rule. You see, I don't care if you guys tear each other up. Excuse me! I don't care if you guys tear each other up, I'm fine with that. I don't even care what condition either of you are in but that title match will take place this Sunday. But in the mean time, things are going to get interesting. Tonight, we will see Batista versus DiBiase and Rhodes. You see, if Legacy wins, just like last week, we will have a three-on-one handicap match. If Batista wins, then Judgment Day comes early and we will see Batista versus Orton one-on-one. Now Randy, you need to leave the ring because it's going to be Batista vs. DiBiase and Rhodes next."

Then Legacy left the ring and huddled together to talk strategy and after a few minutes, Randy walked up the ramp staring at Dave and went into the back and Rochelle left the ring as Ted got into the ring and a referee came out to the ring and called for the bell.

Dave and Ted locked up and Dave was clubbing Ted in the back a couple of times and Ted stumbled to the ropes and Dave got him in the corner before landing some shoulder blocks before the referee pulled him back and Dave whipped Ted to the corner hard and Ted got a jawbreaker before making the tag to Cody and Dave got an arm drag and Cody stumbled to the corner and Dave got a right hand as he landed a vertical suplex for a two count. Then Dave got Cody on his shoulders for a power slam but Ted got into the ring to distract Dave and Cody got a chop block from behind and stomped on Dave before landing an elbow drop and he dragged Dave as Ted made the tag and Ted kicked Dave in the back and stomped on his leg before landing three elbow drops on the leg and Ted applied a leglock and Ted broke it.

Then Ted dragged Dave as he made the tag to Cody and the two grabbed Dave's legs and stretched them and Cody stomped on Dave and clubbed him in the back and Cody held onto Dave as Ted made a blind tag and Ted jumped off the ring apron and hit Dave's leg on the ringpost and got back in the ring and covered for a two count. Then Ted was grabbing Dave's leg but Dave kicked him off and Ted hit his head on the top turnbuckle and Cody made a blind tag and he kicked Dave's leg and placed it on the middle rope and kicked his legs again and Dave fought back with a right hand to Cody and a back elbow to Ted twice and Dave got a clothesline and Dave whipped Cody to the corner and splashed him and he whipped Cody to the ropes and landed a back body drop.

Then Dave knocked Ted off the ring apron as Cody attacked Dave from behind and went to whip him but Dave reversed whipping Cody to the ropes and Dave got a boot to the face and he knocked Cody to the floor and the referee held Dave back and Ted got into the ring and Cody threw a chair into the ring and Dave grabbed it and the referee turned and saw Dave swing it and Cody ducked and the disqualified Dave.

Then Dave argued with the referee as he dropped the chair and Rochelle got into the ring trying to plead her case as well as Cody and Ted hugged each other and Dave & Rochelle shook their heads knowing that Dave was gonna be facing Legacy in a 3-on-1 handicap match.

The Big Show's entrance theme played and the pyro was set off as he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and went around the ring and stood in front of the announcers' table.

"The following is an exhibition match were both participants will compete until the match has officially stopped by the General Manager Vickie Guerrero," Lillian Garcia announced.

Then John's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Nicole following him. Nicole was wearing a pink vintage mini tube dress with a foil paisley print, black boots, and her hair straight. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and John & Nicole stared at the Big Show as John raised his arms in the air and took off his HLR academy baseball cap & t-shirt and threw them to the crowd. Then John took off his dogtags and gave them to Nicole and John continued to stare at the Big Show as the Miz's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with a microphone in his hand.

"Cena, Cena, Cena," Miz said, "getting thrown through a 7000-watt spotlight and getting beat down by the Big Show last week, it's nothing compared to what I'm going to do tonight. Look at me, Cena! What's the matter, Cena? Are you a little hurt? Are you hurting, Cena. Ah, poor, poor Cena.. You see, you should be excited because it is just an exhibition. It's not '12 Rounds.' People are actually going to see this, Cena. Oh, now I got your attention, huh? Yeah, I mean, I know I've been picking on you about your movie and all, but in all fairness, your rap album sucked, too. Vickie Guerrero may be calling this is an exhibition, but I'm calling it 3-0 because I'm the Miz and I'm awesome!"

Then the Miz took off his hat, bandanna, & shirt and the Miz got into the ring and Nicole left the ring as the match started.

Miz and John circled around the ring and locked up before John took down Miz and held him down as he stared at the Big Show and John broke the hold as he kept staring at the Big show and then John quickly got a side headlock takedown and Miz got a hard punch to the ribs and got a back suplex and then another suplex twice.

Then Miz was talking trash as he kicked John in the shoulder and kept kicking him in the corner and choked him and backed away before charging into a clothesline splash and Miz was talking trash again as he stomped on John and he got a knee to the back of the neck and a couple of knees to the chest and Miz got John in the corner as he landed a right hand and whipped John to the corner and went to splash John but John moved.

Then John bounced off the ropes to hit two flying shoulder tackles and a side slam and then John did the "You can't see me " and bounced off the ropes to land the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Then Vickie Guerrero appeared on the video screen and said,

"Excuse me, excuse me. I have seen enough, I'm stopping this exhibition. Cena, it's obvious you have no chance against The Big Show."

Then Nicole asked for the microphone and she said,

"And it's obvious you still like to cause trouble around here. I guess the stink bomb in your old office wasn't enough, but maybe another surprise in your new office will be."

Then Miz attacked John from behind and landed a DDT and he quickly left the ring and shouted "Three and oh!" Then the Miz raised his arm in the air as Nicole checked on John and the Big Show smiled as he stared at the unconscious John on his back in the ring.

A little later, Cody Rhodes was backstage looking for Dave holding a steel pipe. Earlier, Ted DiBiase was attacked and Cody & Randy suspected it was Dave and they wondered if they were next. Cody backed next to a door and opened it, but Hornswoggle came out screaming. Then Dave came up behind Cody and ran him into a locker, threw him into a room, then followed as he closed the door and locked it.

A little later, John and Nicole were walking backstage when Josh Matthews walked towards them.

"Excuse me, John," Josh said, "real quick question for you, based on what's happened to you over the past three weeks given your physical limitations, how are you even going to be able to compete this Sunday at Judgment Day?'

"I'm hurt and I guess the past few weeks I'm been going through some hard times," John said. "But Josh, how does that make me different than anyone else? Everybody's going through hard times, everybody in this great nation, everybody across the world. There are hard times everywhere." But you know what? I sit out in the arena tonight and it was filled. Why? Because despite everything, people have always found a way to adapt and overcome. Well, I guess that means I got to anty up and do what I do best and that is adapt and overcome. You see, you're asking me how am I going to Judgment Day to compete against the Big Show? Josh, I'm not going to compete, I'm going to win."

Then John and Nicole walked away.

"Well, strong words from John Cena. John Cena will face the…….."

"You didn't hear me, I said I'm going to win!"

Then John and Nicole walked away again.

Later, it was time for the 3-on-1 handicap match which was Dave versus Legacy.

Randy Orton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain alone. He walked down the ramp and got in the ring apron and asked for the microphone.

"Batista, you made your point, alright? But there's no good reason that we should fight six days before our title match at Judgment Day, none. Tonight, you even can't win the title anyway. So what I'm gonna do, Dave, I'm going to leave this ring……:"

Then Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and the two walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Dave got on the turnbuckles flexing his muscles as Rochelle applauded for him. Dave got back down and Rochelle smiled as she left the ring and called for the bell.

Randy kicked Dave in the midsection and went for the RKO but Dave shoved him off of him and hit a clothesline and Randy left the ring and tried to escape through the crowd but Dave yanked him back to the ring and hit a spine buster twice and Dave got out of the ring and grabbed a chair and bashed Randy across the back and shoulder with it four times and then Dave stepped on Randy's ankle and jabbed his ankle with the chair.

He swung the chair at the ankle and then dropped it as Randy writhed in pain on the mat and Dave got out of the ring and kicked apart the ringside steps and Dave brought the stair bottom into the ring and Rochelle got into the ring and hit Randy's ankle with the chair and before Dave could smash Randy's ankle with the stair bottom, Cody Rhodes ran out for the save but Dave kicked him in the midsection and landed the Batista Bomb.

Ted DiBiase pulled Randy out of the ring and got in the ring attacking Dave from behind and Randy got into the ring as Ted shoved him into Randy for the RKO but Dave threw him off and landed a clothesline to Ted and Dave went for the Batista Bomb on Randy but Ted intervened and Dave shoved him off and landed a spear hard to the mat and looked at Randy on the floor outside the ring and then Dave grabbed the ringside stair bottom and threw it over the top rope at Randy but Randy moved.

Then Rochelle got into the ring and smiled as Randy was still on the floor grabbing his ankle and Dave & Rochelle high-fived each other as RAW came to a close.

After RAW was over, "Eddie's Angels" were sneaking over to Vickie's office outside the arena.

Nicole and Delancey quietly went up the stairs and were taping the door to block Vickie in as Rochelle and Amanda went to the side as Rochelle placed a jar in a open hole.

"You're set?" Brittany said.

"Ready," Buffy said.

Then Amanda released the hole hatch and a group of rats went inside Vickie's office and Vickie could be heard screaming as the Angels laughed. Then they could hear Vickie pounding on the door trying to get out but the door was all taped up.

After a few minutes, Amanda went over to the side again and the rats went back inside the jar and Vickie calmed down as Rochelle got her face in the hole.

"Hey, Vickie," Rochelle said, "don't think were bullshitting because we're not; you wanna put my best friend's husband in a dangerous predicament, you might wanna rethink that again or else, it's gonna get even worse. Happy Mother's Day."

Then Rochelle walked away as Vickie was crying and "Eddie's Angels" were laughing.