Chapter 131: The Tinseltown of Angels

RAW was in Los Angeles, California along with ECW and Smackdown on account of the Denver Nuggets debacle with the WWE because of the scheduled double booking of that and game 2 of the Western Conference finals. Lucky for the WWE, Los Angeles and the Staples Center came in for the save since they had two opening nights.

On that night, Brittany was defending the Divas' Championship against Kelly Kelly and John & Dave were teaming up with MVP, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and a mystery partner against Legacy, the Miz, and the Big Show.

"Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room as Nicole and Rochelle trying on Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader uniforms.

"Okay, you ready?" Nicole said.

"Yeah, we're ready," Delancey said.

Then Nicole and Rochelle came out from the screen with Nicole wearing a black, purple, and yellow halter midriff top and black shorts and Rochelle wearing a yellow low-cut yellow midriff tank top and yellow & purple shorts.

"Wow, may I say it's great to live in L.A.," Amanda said. "You girls look great."

"Thank you," Rochelle said. "Dave said he's going all out wearing a basketball uniform, so I'm wearing this to match him."

"This oughta be a great night since the Staples Center were so nice to have the WWE here for two days," Brittany said.

"Yeah, but I kinda hoped we would be in Denver so I have Bobby to go home to," Delancey said.

"Hey, the whole battle between the WWE and the Denver Nuggets," Buffy said, "Bobby wanted the WWE to win; that's something you should be proud of."

"That's what I love about my husband, Mr. Right."

A little later, RAW was on and it was time for the Divas' Championship match which was Brittany versus Kelly Kelly.

"The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Divas' Championship," Lillian Garcia announced as Kelly Kelly's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain. "Introducing first the challenger from Jacksonville, Florida, Kelly Kelly."

Kelly Kelly walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and went into the ring and she got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air as she pointed to the crowd. Then Kelly Kelly got back down and then Brittany's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.

"And her opponent from Manhattan, New York, she is the current Divas' Champion, Brittany Swanson," Lillian announced.

Brittany was wearing a purple racer zip up dress with checkered panels on the side and collar, black net stockings, and her hair straight. She walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and went into the ring and she got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air. Then she got back down and gave her Divas' Championship Title belt to the referee and he raised it in the air and called for the bell.

Kelly and Brittany locked up and Brittany got a knee to the midsection and got a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a two count and Brittany clubbed Kelly in the back and went to whip her but Kelly reversed whipping Brittany to the corner and splashed her and Kelly ducked a right hand and landed a clothesline and whipped Brittany to the corner and got a backflip splash and got a dropkick for a two count.

Then Maryse ran into the ring and jumped Kelly from behind and the two rolled around in the ring and Maryse got out of the ring as Kelly followed her as Maryse kicked her in the midsection and got Kelly on the announce table and was hitting her and then Maryse pushed her over the announce table and Maryse went back into the ring but then Brittany attacked Maryse with a clothesline and then kicked her in the midsection and landed the Twist of Fate.

Then Kelly Kelly got back in the ring and Brittany checked to see if she was okay and then the two left the ring and walked up the ramp as they stared at Maryse laying on the mat. Then Kelly Kelly raised Brittany's arm in the air as RAW went to a commercial break.

A little later in the locker room, Ric Flair was putting on his jacket as Dave walked inside.

"About the Orton thing……" Dave said.

"Dave, don't say it," Ric said. "I'm going out there tonight and I'm calling Randy Orton out, I don't care if you have a match later on tonight or not. I'm going out there, I'm Ric Flair, and I'm calling Orton out and I'm going to beat his butt."

"It's not that I don't think you should call him out, it's just…..does it have to be tonight? I mean, think about it. In two weeks, I've got Randy Orton in a cage at Extreme Rules, and the next day, he's going to be half alive. I mean, just call him out then."

"Call him out after you destroy him? That's what I do for a living, I'm Ric Flair, you look at me one side and say "You're the greatest of all time," the other side, you're feeling sorry for me. You're worried about me getting beat up, I can handle myself. I am not waiting for Orton after Extreme Rules, I'm not waiting for you to take his title, I'm not waiting for you to destroy him, I'm walking out there tonight. I'm calling out Orton in just a couple of minutes, okay? And if you don't like it, don't watch it. If you're not feeling it, don't feel it. I'm 16-time World Champion, brother, and I'm going to let the world know it."

Then Ric left the locker room as Dave shook his head.

Later, it was time for the mixed tag team match which was Santino Marella and Mickie James versus Chavo Guerrero and Beth Phoenix and the winning team gets to pick the stipulation for the match between "Santina Marella" and Vickie Guerrero at Extreme Rules.

This whole issue started when Santino and "Santina" were comparing Vickie Guerrero to a pig and of course, "Eddie's Angels" didn't see a problem with that; but "Santina" found it to be a problem when she faced Vickie Guerrero last week in a match and Vickie won with the assist of William Regal and Matt Hardy.

Santino Marella's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Santino walked down the ramp waving to the crowd and got into the ring and then Mickie James' entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain and she ran down the ramp bouncing all over to the ring. Then Mickie got on one of the turnbuckles and raised both of her arms in the air and Mickie got back down and Chavo Guerrero's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendes following him. The three walked down the ramp and Chavo & Beth got into the ring and the referee tried to hold them, Santino and Mickie back and Beth & Mickie left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Chavo immediately attacked Santino from behind and was stomping on him and landed a European Uppercut twice before landing a belly-to-belly suplex for a two count and Chavo got Santino on the ropes and choked him and Chavo hit Santino's head on the turnbuckle and was landing some right hands before the referee pulled him back and Beth was choking Santino and hitting him as Chavo distracted the referee.

Then Chavo went for a splash but Santino moved as Beth made a tag and Santino was rolling out of the ring as Mickie got into the ring and landed a few forearms and Beth shoved Mickie to the ropes and Mickie landed another forearm and Mickie ducked a right hand and Mickie got a dropkick to the legs and bounced off the ropes to land a dropkick to the face for a cover but Chavo broke the count pulling Mickie off of Beth. Then Chavo charged at Santino who was on the ring apron but Santino yanked the middle rope sending Chavo out of the ring and then Beth charged at Santino but Santino dropped to the floor and Mickie rolled up Beth from behind in a crucifix hold for the win.

Then Santino got into the ring and lifted Mickie as Chavo couldn't believe it and Mickie & Santino's arms were raised in the air when……

"Excuse me, excuse me!" Vickie Guerrero said as she came out from the curtain. "Excuse me, excuse me! Congratulations on your victory, Santino; but before you pick the type of match that your 'twin sister' and me will have at Extreme Rules, I just want to say that I'm not worried about it because I will Chavo officially in my corner."

"You think I'm scared for that, huh?" Santino said. "Because you know, I have so many match ideas in my head. One was the Leaning Tower of Pisa Pepperoni match; I made that one myself. The other one was a Pasta Primavera on a Pole match; that's a Marella original. But honestly, the one I think I'm gonna choose is a Hog Pin match. That's right." Then Santino was making pig noises. "You're going to be with the pigs! But Vickie, there's something else that I think you and everybody in the WWE Universe should be very surprised about. Ladies!"

Then the video screen showed "Eddie's Angels" in their locker room.

"Hi, Vickie," Nicole said, "it's us, 'Eddie's Angels.' Here's the big surprise at Extreme Rules: it's gonna be……a lumberjill match with us and the Angelic Coalition. And Santino and Santina was right about one thing: you are a pig, a big, fat hog. I don't know what Edge sees in you, but the fact is, this is the pits for you."

Then Vickie and Chavo were disgusted at both announcement knowing that things were about to get even worse.

Later, it was time for the 5-on-5 match which John, Dave, MVP, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and the returning Mr. Kennedy of the Los Angeles Lakers against Legacy, the Miz, and the Big Show of the Denver Nuggets.

Mr. Kennedy came into the picture when Ric Flair called out Randy Orton as promised and proceeded with slapping him across the face and insisting that the two fight like men. Then Randy attacked him until Dave came to break things up. At that point, Randy left the ring and found himself standing before Mr. Kennedy made a surprise appearance and defended Ric Flair before revealing that he was the fifth mystery member that would compete in the 5-on-5 main event.

As the men made their way to the ring, the Los Angeles Lakers PA announcer read the line-ups for the main event 5-on-5 tag match like he would announce the starting line-up in a basketball game and the men would wear their basketball jerseys of the Los Angeles Lakers and the Denver Nuggets.

Jerry and Cody locked up before Cody got Jerry in the corner before a break and Cody went for a right hand but Jerry blocked as he landed some right hands but Cody kicked Jerry in the midsection and Cody went for a scoop slam but Jerry escaped and got a scoop slam of his own and Jerry made the tag to Dave and Dave immediately hit Cody's head on the turnbuckle and got some shoulder blocks. Then Dave whipped Cody to the corner and splashed him twice and got a snap mare and bounced off the ropes to land a foot to the face and Dave got Cody in the corner as he made the tag to MVP and Dave held onto Cody as MVP landed a couple of right hands and hit Cody's head on the turnbuckle and landed some rights & lefts and whipped Cody to the ropes and Cody kicked MVP in the face and bounced off the ropes to land a clothesline.

Then Cody dragged MVP to the corner as Ted made a blind tag and Cody held onto MVP as Ted kicked MVP and got a couple of right hands and he went to whip MVP but MVP reversed whipping Ted to the ropes and Ted kicked MVP in the face and Ted bounced off the ropes as Randy made a blind tag and MVP got a back body drop as Randy attacked MVP from behind with a backbreaker and MVP rolled onto the ring apron to the floor and Dave got into the ring but the referee held him back as Big Show clotheslined MVP and threw him back in the ring as Randy made the cover for a two count and Randy applied a headlock. Then Randy slammed down MVP as he made the tag to Ted and Ted was clubbing MVP as he applied a chinlock and MVP got to his feet and got a jawbreaker and the men were down and MVP wanted a hot tag, but Miz flew across the ring to cut him off and Miz was dragging MVP to the middle of the ring and was stomping on MVP before applying a headlock and MVP got to his feet and escaped the hold with a back elbow and rights & lefts but Miz got a knee to the midsection and clubbed MVP in the back and went to whip MVP but MVP reversed whipping Miz to the ropes and MVP got a throw and the two men were down.

MVP finally made the tag to Mr. Kennedy and Kennedy landed right hand blows and he whipped Miz to the ropes and got a short-arm clothesline and a back elbow and he went to whip Miz but reversed whipping Kennedy to the corner and charged into a boot to the face and Kennedy got a reverse roundhouse kick for a two count and then Kennedy got Miz on his shoulders but Randy distracted him and Randy distracted the referee as Kennedy was pulled to the floor by Cody and Ted smashed him into the guardrail and Dave tried to stop them as the referee tried to control the men at one time. Cody & Ted threw Kennedy back in the ring and Miz covered for a two count and Miz went to the corner as Randy made the tag and landed some vicious rights and lefts as the referee pulled him back and Randy kicked Kennedy in the midsection and grabbed his legs and landed a hard stomp to the chest and Randy kept looking at John as he got a knee drop to the head for a two count and Randy held on Kennedy as he made the tag to Big Show.

Big Show got a boot to the midsection and got a head butt before a scoop slam and Big Show got an elbow drop for a two count and he clubbed Kennedy in the back and got a chop to the chest and a hard right hand to the midsection and shoved Kennedy down as he made the tag to Cody and Cody landed some right hands and Cody made the tag to Ted and Ted kicked Kennedy in the midsection and got a right hand and dragged Kennedy as he made the tag to Cody and the two twisted Kennedy's arms and punched him in the midsection. Cody got a back elbow to the neck for a two count and Cody made the tag to Miz and Miz was kicking Kennedy and got a legdrop for a two count and applied a headlock and Kennedy got to his feet and Miz shoved Kennedy to the corner as he made the tag and Kennedy knocked Randy off the apron and Ted was kicking Kennedy in the midsection and landing right hands and covered for a two count and Kennedy was reaching for a tag as Ted was talking trash and Ted applied a chinlock and Kennedy got to his feet and escaped with a back elbow and a punch and he bounced off the ropes and Ted got a back elbow.

Then Ted made the tag to Randy and Ted held onto Kennedy as Randy kicked Kennedy in the midsection and covered for a two count and got a reverse chinlock and Kennedy got to his feet finally escaped Orton's clutches with a couple of right hands and bounced off the ropes and Randy got a standing dropkick and got the cover but Dave broke the count and Kennedy went for a tag but Randy applied the chinlock but Kennedy got a back suplex and the two men were down. Kennedy made the tag to John and Randy made a tag to Cody and Cody missed a right hand and John bounced off the ropes with shoulder tackles and landed a sit-out slam and then he pointed at MVP and John made the tag to MVP and John did the "You Can't See Me" and he & MVP bounced off the ropes and MVP got the Ballin' elbow drop as John landed the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then Miz entered the ring and John ducked a right hand and Jerry then entered the ring with a vintage punch to Miz and MVP landed the Playmaker on Cody for the pin and the win.

Then Ted got into the ring and attacked MVP with Dream Street and Kennedy got into the ring and attacked Ted with the Mic Check and Randy got into the ring and landed the RKO on Kennedy and Dave got into the ring and kicked Randy in the midsection went for the Batista Bomb but then Big Show got into the ring and grabbed Dave by the throat for the chokeslam and John went in for the save and the Big Show grabbed him by the throat but Dave and John kicked Big Show in the midsection and nailed a double suplex on Show.

Then Rochelle and Nicole got into the ring and John got on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air as MVP got into the ring and John got back down as he, Dave, and MVP hugged each other and Jerry & Mr. Kennedy got into the ring and their arms were raised along with Nicole and Rochelle to celebrate as RAW came to a close.