I'm back with this Manglish vs Singlish. Sorry I wasn't able to update for a long time because I've been busy with midterms and assignments. To top it all, I am feeling a little ill right after everything is settled. Anyway, a request from Just Wondering (FFN Guest), his/her request is the Difference between Manglish and Singlish.
Without further ado, let's get on with the story!
Warnings: Manglish, Singlish
Disclaimer: Hetalia, sadly would not be mine forever.
Characters: Mochi Malaysia, Mochi Singapore and probably an unfortunate Ita-chan and Estonia
AU: Gakuen Hetalia x Mochitalia and possibly some Nyotalia x Hetalia
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Once again, Feliciano was skipping down the hallways, heading outside for his usual siesta and maybe have some pasta before his German friend, Ludwig would drag him back to the clubs. He passed by a row of empty classrooms which are left vacant for some reason. Coincidently, he happened to notice Elizabeta, a sisterly figure to Feliciano walking with the Australian student, Kyle, who are probably heading to the pool. He was about to greet them when voices from one of the empty classrooms, caught his attention or rather startled him.
"THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!"
Feliciano jumped at the sound, he was about to say something like having relatives in some place or maybe just flee but paused when he saw two little dumplings or rather mochi as what Kiku calls them looking utterly annoyed. He blinked, rubbing his eyes before focusing on the scene before him.
Strangely, Eduard (Estonia) just happened to be there for whatever reason he doesn't know.
One of the mochi had a red hibiscus attached to her while having some barely noticeable thick eyebrows while the other, a pair of glasses and thick eyebrows accompanied by a small merlion badge attached to its body.
"Manglish and Singlish are not the same. You must be an idiot to think such a thing!" the hibiscus mochi huffed.
"Manglish is direct translation from Malay to English while Singlish is definitely direct translates Mandarin to English." the spectacled mochi said.
Eduard nods. "I get it, I get it. All I have to do is to direct translate some words, right?"
"Don't just direct translate everything!" the hibiscus mochi scolded. "You have to mix some English words as well!"
The spectacled mochi nodded. "Yeah, like U so stupid ah? Siao lah my budget if like dat!"
"That's for Singlish. For Manglish, lu guys so bising, I wanna tidur lah, can u diam sikit?"
Eduard writes it down, whether he wants to or not, those mochi(s) will make sure he writes it down. Then he raises his hand "Can't I just add 'lah' to be done with?"
"Lah?"
Eduard nodded nervously.
"THAT IS SO LEVEL 1! YOU'LL NEVER BE THE EXPERT IF YOU THINK A SIMPLE 'LAH' IS ENOUGH!" both of them screeched.
Outside of the classroom, Feliciano flinched. Eduard as well.
"Lah is kindergarten level! Adding lah won't make any difference at all!"
"Again! Try go for the expert level! Direct translation + mixing of languages!" the hibiscus mochi stressed.
"Do you even understand the major bloody difference between two slang languages?"
The spectacled mochi then scribbled some words on the board.
"Singlish, my friend has more Hokkien words like 'liao', 'nia', 'sueh' while Manglish contains kena or mati or habislah."
"Example," the hibiscus mochi began "Manglish is "Wah lau you're so terrer at this eh" while Singlish "Wah lau you are sibeh kao lat la", both mean you're awesome. Now, do you get it?"
...Time Skip...
Alice (Female England) enters the classroom the next day. Upon entering, she saw a crowd of students were staring at the blackboard. Curious, she walks over to take a look. Her eyes scanned the words on the board as the veins kept popping out. Coincidently, Feliciano just happened to skip by.
"Everyone so terrer! Hmm...maybe I should say sibeh...ve...I forgot what comes after that. Never mind lah! I'll learn some more so I can perfect Manglish and Singlish!"
"Excuse me," Alice interrupts, grabbing Feliciano's shoulder, ignoring the frighten looks of the other students. "could you repeat what you just said?"
Feliciano flinched. His guts is telling him that the pretty girl behind him is being really scary and that there is one thing he could do. Yup, he has been doing it for a long time. He rushes out of the classroom in a speed that could be compared to races...or maybe faster, looking or rather crying for his German friend to save him as usual.
-The End-
I am terribly sorry for taking such a long time to upload even a single of FDM. Recent issues + pressures + college + annoying idiots that just won't shut up when lecturers teaching + family expectations +not really pleasing exam results are really getting to me. Sigh, I have a lot to handle yet I'm here lazing around writing fanfics hoping that I would be cheered up instantly. Oh yes, my finals are coming in a few weeks time so after I publish another chapter for this (if I can make it) and also for SoE (again, if I can make it) before going for study break...
Anyway, here's a short I wrote to make it up for the sloppy chapter. Enjoy
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Hari Raya + Durian Season Special
That special day has come once again and people who celebrated Hari Raya, start anew from this day, forget old grudges and bad memories but...that doesn't mean a couple of special people who turn this country into ruins deserve it. As much the concept ofkosong-kosong is applied everywhere, I doubt I can do that for people who ruin my beloved country. Anyway, let's continue with the story.
HOW TO FULLY UTILIZE A DURIAN
by MALE MALAYSIA (MALIK)
Dear readers, are you enjoying durians during the durian season? Also if you are having one during Hari Raya, let me list down the things a durian can do when you fully utilize it. Yes, even a durian has some capabilities.
1. The husk of the durian can be as a helmet or any protective gear considering that it is very hard and spiky. So if you are eating durian, don't throw away the husk, get rid of the inside or whatever remained there, with a little creativity, you'll get a helmet. Don't worry officers will simply stare while some would just snap a picture and wait for it to go viral on FB, Twitter, Instagram and other social media apps.
2. The inside of the durian, yes the fruit. Stinky yes? But taste good? Of course but some others are shunned away by it. What you can do with it is to use against some annoying classmate, friend or whoever that fits that description, force the smell into their nose and I think they would let out sparkly contents from their stomach. Just make sure that they don't do that near you or you'll have to bear with the smell of the sparkly, mosaic contents.
3. Also the inside of the durian, once mix with other stinky stuff, be it stinky socks, rotten meat or milk and just act like you're a chemistry expert and mix it. Outcome, a very good stink bomb. My female counterpart likes to use this a lot. Singapore stayed away for a few days once it's been used.
husk of the durian has another use. Use it to protect your knuckles when you give a punch to bad guys. Yes, it hurts and you may need to remove it. Why? Hmm...outcome after that ain't pretty.
5. Use this to threat BTT if they ever mess with you, also the Awesome Trio. They will obey your every single word, again, my female counterpart adores this. Singapore banned this in his Mass Rapid Transit...why Pur? Durian creates harmony and peace! Unity also confirm meh!
