/N: A request by Officially Not A Random Girl (FFN). Her request is a Q & A session with Malaysia-chan. So...here you go.

Warnings: OCs, craziness

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Q & A with Malaysia-chan

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Hey there folks! This is the first Q & A session with Malaysia so feel free to ask her any questions as long as they are not politics or religion. This author will try her best to do it...as long as she is not lazy, tired or distracted.

1. K-POP bias?

"Hmmm...so many can't choose lah." Malaysia said. "How can make a choice?"

South Korea leaned forward slightly, straining his ears to hear the Malaysian's answer. Till now, she still had a hard time choosing. Sigh, very tough choices other than food. Why must it be like this?

"Come on da-ze~"

After what seemed like five years-

"FIVE YEARS MY FOOT, IT'S ONLY FIVE MINUTES!" Singapore appeared out of nowhere with his Patsuan straight man act.

"Leo of vixx maybe? Hmm...still not sure lah."

2. What is your least favourite subject in school?

Malaysia pulled out a hand fan and start fanning herself. Singapore is standing next to her while holding a tray of cold ice lemon tea. The Singaporean's eyebrow twitched.

"Maths of course! Usually I would say history but I'm a nation so no worries. Maths is definitely my least favourite subject...unless it's taught by one of the nations then I might consider." Malaysia answered, putting on her sunglasses.

Singapore rolled his eyes. "Because you're so lazy to practise the exercises given by teachers."

"Aiyah, I got memory power lah. If I remember ok already."

3. Why some of the states have thick eyebrows like Mr. England

Perak cried as Pahang rushed to comfort the poor boy who unfortunately caught the thick eyebrow disease. Terengganu clenched her fists dramatically as tears rolled down her face. "I'm sorry Perak. We tried."

Malacca sighed at the sight of her siblings. Really, they're acting like children! "It's because we were under England's rule for many, many years. Penang has them since she was the first state to come under England's rule. Somehow...it's sad. The thick eyebrow disease is terrifying. Thankfully, I don't have them~"

A large wok was thrown at Malacca as Penang stormed angrily into the scene. Malacca was knocked out on the floor. Penang poked Malacca with a stick before turning to the camera. "How we got them is a mystery. Why some of us didn't get them...they're just lucky bastardo."

Malaysia is silently thanking the Gods that the eyebrow curse didn't get to her unlike some of the states.

4. When is the next Manglish class?

Malaysia shrugged. "Depends on the author's mood. You can put it as a request if you want."

The author glared at her own country personification but didn't retort back for she didn't have a reply to that. As much as she hates to admit it, it's the truth. Her mood depends.

"But she still likes the Manglish class. Maybe she might add it as part of random moments again in the near future." Malaysia added, taking a bite of the homemade cookies.

5. When is the next show you and Malaysia-kun are hosting?

Malaysia pulled out a signboard that clearly says "Depends on the author's mood."

At the corner, the author is lying on the couch, reading fanfics on her phone. She turned her head and glared again at her own nation personification. "I'm wondering whether I should cut down your appearance in these fanfics."

Malaysia gasped before sighing in defeat. "Fine. If the author can find the love again she can. Moreover, she did one last chapter. Pretty crappy but it's a start after the author took a long break from writing. Blame the racists and political idiots for ruining her love and passion in writing this."

Kedah nodded. "Agree, it will be best if we can slap them all at once...maybe a punch wouldn't hurt. They deserve more for what they done."

6. Is Singapore-kun older than you? Since he was Temasik and all...

Malaysia smiled. "That will be a nope. I am still older since I already exist during Langkasuka time with Bang Kedah while Pur appeared after a little while. Pur was Temasik for a while before some guy renamed him Singapura."

Singapore checked the history records. "Temasik was said to have existed a long time ago but my main role is Singapore. So I kind of appeared later so that makes me younger. Either that or I was found pretty late since I was discovered around 1300 when Sang Nila Utama who gave me the name Singapura."

"Gah, the history! I thought my history is good but this! My head is spinning already!" the author cried out in frustration. "Why history is like that one? I'm confused already!"

Normal Day

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It should have been another normal day for Malaysia as she drove KL and Putrajaya to her house for the buka puasa. She was planning on getting them to help her cook for dinner but thoughts about dinner was interrupted by KL calling her.

"Kak, there's an ostrich running." KL said.

Malaysia rolled her eyes. "Oh come on KL, at least come up with a better joke."

"No Kak," Putrajaya intervened. "KL is right. There IS an OSTRICH running on the highway."

"Not you too Putra. How can there be an ostrich be running on the highway in the first place?" Malaysia retorted.

KL frowned. "At least look on your right Kak. We're not joking."

The female nation did as she was told and turned her attention to the right. She would be happy if someone told her it was just her mind playing tricks and there was absolutely no way that there would be an ostrich running on the federal highway. However, as she watched the ostrich runs, it kind of sank in her that her brothers were not lying and that she is actually seeing an OSTRICH RUNNING ON THE FEDERAL HIGHWAY. For once she was speechless.

What she did not expect was that ostrich to become an internet sensation despite it was caught and brought to its new home. The states were creating jokes about it while businesses and famous brands jump into the 'let's use Chickaboo the ostrich as advertisement inspiration' wagon. Many were amused and for once, politics and religion and other negatives were forgotten...even for a moment.

"Wah lau, there's some more ads!" KL exclaimed.

Johor chuckled amusedly as he peeked at KL's smartphone. "Of course lah, good business material. I am sure the author must have wanted to tell it to her friends and maybe wondering whether her marketing lecturer is using this stuff as education. It may not be UK stuff but it helps the fun and learning process."

Sabah nodded. "I agree. I wish this trend can keep going on for a while."

"Yes, I don't want to see Kak Malaysia suffer because of those idiots." Labuan agreed.

"That is why my dear brothers and sisters, we are thankful for Chickaboo. If that ostrich can helped Malaysia forget about her weaknesses and negatives, then it is the one reason we should be happy about." Kelantan added.

"True, I am tired of seeing Kak Malaysia putting on that brave face while she's crying on the inside." Malacca chipped in, wrapping her arms around her legs.

"Indeed, we shall pray that ostrich can make her smile last a bit longer before all the negatives came flowing in." Kedah smiled as he watched his sister, Malaysia, smiling and laughing while calling Singapore about the 'Chickaboo' ads.

Even for a moment, there is peace and harmony between them. The states prayed that their happy moments would last despite the negatives and also...for that smile to be truly shown on her face once again.

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A/N: Yup, that's all for now. I like the Chickaboo ads, since I am studying business. Though I need to look back into my marketing stuff to recall back on those jumping at the opportunity stuff. As usual, please read and review~