Who Cares about the Chapter Title
A/N: Multiple collections of short stories in this one chapter brought specially to you. Consists of the requests by the readers plus a couple of extras (Olympic and Pokemon Go).
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Forget Politics! Forget Those Idiots!
I'm gonna play Pokémon GO!
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It was another day for Malaysians, nothing new showing up in the social media which will catch their attention. Until…that wonderful announcement appeared in the social media feed. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Pokémon GO has been released in Malaysia at last.
Malaysia immediately went to download it and since then, she was never able to separate from her phone. This is all for the sake of catching Pokémon! Time to catch them all! Pokestops and gyms are usually shrines, those small shrines you usually see on the streets and Malaysia has never been so thankful to the Gods in her whole life.
"Yes! Finally catch one!" Malaysia cheered happily.
"Sweet! I got a good one!" KL cheered from the other side.
It was the day that many Malaysians are not so productive aside from catching Pokémon. For the first time in a long time, many Malaysians go outdoors, exercise and it would have been funny to recall it that it was due to Pokémon GO.
For the first time in a long time, Malaysia adopts the 'Screw Everything' attitude. Someone use religion or political tactics to cause trouble? Ignore them! She don't care! Although it was cleared up to be a misunderstanding…but go hunt Pokémon! Catch them all!
Sarawak, just happened to be in KL's area of control and is in dire need of something to keep his phone alive. He forgot his power bank at Johor's place…maybe he should give him a call? Nah, he wouldn't bother with it. Johor would have chose to throw his power bank rather than keeping it safe. But his phone is in low battery mode and…there is one good Pokémon in front of him. Oh why must it be this way? Buy a new one? Maybe got promotion, he thought but…if he spent it on power bank…what about his daily expenses? Everything so expensive now!
In one of Malaysia's condominiums, Labuan is also hunting for Pokémon and then…he found it, right there, in front of him, right on top of Kak Malaysia's yaoi stash. The picture on the manga cover is obviously…a little kinky but today he's going to be a man. He shall brave through this to get that Pokémon! He can do it!
Finally, he caught it! Labuan jumped into the air but accidentally knocked down some of the books. He bent down to picked it up but froze at the sight before his eyes. Some very kinky scenes in a very kinky position were caught by his two eyes and-
"WAHHH! NOT THIS AGAIN! MY EYES! MY PURE INNOCENT EYES!" Labuan cried out as he covered his eyes, running towards the direction of the bathroom, hoping to wash out everything. Sadly, he can't erase the memories of what he saw.
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Olympics is just an excuse
For Pokémon Hunting
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The Olympics, held once every four years, and the country that won the bid gets to host it. After London, four years ago, where many nations including Germany (mostly the Commonwealth) were relieved that there has been no case of food poisoning because of England's food. Until now, the nations see his food as DARK MATTER.
The Commonwealth with the addition of France and America would run whenever England brought his own food (HE COOKED IT) while some would have a five meters radius of STAY AWAY FROM DARK MATTER!
This year, the 2016 Summer Olympics is held at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Thankfully, no England's cooking were at sight. Malaysia and the ASEAN gang were once again participating the opening ceremony as the VIP audience. Malaysia was scrolling down her FB page when she 'saw' that news. She stood up suddenly, startling the other nations around her (not that she even bother to check).
Myanmar, who was sitting not too far from Malaysia, decided to approach her to see what was wrong.
"Hey Malaysia, what's wrong?" Myanmar asked.
"It's here." Malaysia answered.
"What is?" New Zealand asked, joining Myanmar to check on the young female nation. Although he sits slightly further from Malaysia and Myanmar, he got bored staying still at his seat.
Malaysia turned to the two nations with sparkles around her face, giving her wide smile an extra shine. She showed her phone to them. "Pokémon GO…finally released…"
New Zealand gave a thumb up. "Go catch them all."
Malaysia nodded. "I will. Starting from now, I will do my best…to catch them all."
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Yandere Troubles
(Sequel to Yandere Thailand x Malaysia)
Requested by Khaireen (DA)
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Trapped in a basket with your yandere neighbor/ex-husband or something carrying it is definitely not a dream. With Singapore out of the way, who knows what will this scary yandere might do? Malaysia sighed, hoping that Singapore had called for help (if he is still in good shape) she hoped.
"Soon, my waifu, we'll be powerful than ever! I would be delighted to see how you would look in a Thai's traditional wedding dress. Ufufu, it would be just like before when I kidnapped you~." Thailand giggled at the thought. Oh what a lovely day it would be~.
Meanwhile, Malaysia is cursing who or whatever is causing Thailand to behave like this. Sure they were married but that's super long time ago! She moved on…well…after her divorce with Singapore back in 1965. Ugh, why must she be stuck in this situation?
Somewhere not far from them, a certain nation rode his motorcycle towards the two nations. His glasses shone with determination as the nation rode his emergency Harley Davidson to rescue the damsel in distress.
"Wait for me Malaysia! I'm gonna rescue you!" Singapore said as he rode his Harley way past the speed limit that would sure earn him some tickets and maybe a scolding from his boss.
Thailand turned his head around to check and he frowned deeply. Oh, that Singaporean managed to revive himself and come to steal his waifu from him? Note to self, never underestimate this Singaporean who just happens to be the ex-husband of his waifu.
"OI, YOU MR. KATHOEY! RELEASE MY EX-WIFE/SISTER THIS INSTANT!" Singapore demanded.
Malaysia's eyes lit up when she heard Singapore as she sighed in relief. He's okay…and he still cares…
Thailand smirked. "Impressive ana~. You managed to find me."
"FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY'S ALLIANCE! THIS IS AN ORDER THAILAND! RELEASE HER! SHE'LL JUST LEECH OFF YOU!"
Malaysia frowned. Leech?
Thailand's cocked an eyebrow at the Singaporean. "Oh~? I guess she means nothing to you~."
Singapore cursed under his breath. "Of course she means a lot to me you damn kathoey. Who will save me whenever Dad comes over with his cooking? Moreover, she'll leech everything from you till you have nothing."
A vein appeared at Malaysia's head. Her fists clenched tightly as she growled. Ah I see, so that what he meant. Without any thought, she broke free of the basket that has been trapping her, not caring whether it belongs to Singapore or not. She has some beat up to do.
"To think you care about that more than my safety…" Malaysia growled, glaring at Singapore who halted to a stop after seeing Malaysia broke free on her own without help.
Singapore huffed as he crossed his arms. "Finally you come out, I was wondering-"
Malaysia sent a flying kick, effectively cutting Singapore off, sending him to the ground a couple of meters away from her before stomping back to Thailand, who seems to have lots of heart shapes floating around him.
"Waifu! Have you come to join-MEEEEEEEEEE?" Malaysia grabbed Thailand by his shirt before flinging him to where Singapore landed.
The female nation simply turned and walked away from the scene, not caring whether she beat up two nations and as well as the looks from the onlookers while grumbling something under her breath.
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Let's Eat Something Spicy!
Requested by Type B Tsundere
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It all started on that day when America decided on a crazy challenge in eating spicy food. Many nations were against that especially England and Germany while some eagerly accepted it and even volunteered to prepare some spicy dishes.
So the volunteers are Thailand, India, China, Indonesia and Malaysia though to those who know them, it seemed more like a cook off rather than volunteering to cook for the sake of the some crazy challenge America came up with.
Aside from America himself that takes up this crazy challenge, there's England, Italy, Sweden, Prussia and Denmark. Germany was forced to tag along as Italy's and Prussia's 'unofficial babysitter', Hong Kong is only there since he gets to see England's reaction and hoping to record it on his video camera, South Korea is only there because of China, Finland is there to help Sweden and Denmark while Singapore and Brunei are there to make sure their sisters won't do anything crazy and dangerous.
"Selamat datang~" Malaysia greeted.
"Take a seat and enjoy the spiciness of these delicious food." Indonesia gestured to the seats that were prepared.
As soon as the 'contestants' took their seats, the volunteers got the food ready. Of course there is a level to the spiciness and since America requested extra spicy. The spicy food lovers interpreted that as spicy as the spiciest chilies that can literally have you explode like a volcano and still couldn't get rid of the 'hot' of those spicy food as if you turn tiny chilies into a drink with boiled water and additional Lingham chili sauce.
Some nations couldn't help but cringed at the thought of tasting those super-duper spicy food. For once, they were thankful that America didn't drag them along to taste it.
From sambal to curry to hotpot to tom yum, the reactions of the 'contestants' were hilarious. England is cursing here and there and Hong Kong is afraid of losing his poker face because of England's reaction. America needs 911 to put out the fire in his mouth. Sweden, although managed to remain stoic, his temperature somehow shot up to abnormal level of high to the point Finland burnt his hand while checking the temperature. Denmark and Prussia were searching for the nearest water source while Italy just graduated to a fire breathing dragon nation.
Those who are not the contestants, everything just went haywire.
Thailand is trying to get his waifu to be with him, Malaysia is strangling Thailand, India and China are at it again despite Korea bugging China there and Indonesia is trying to shove some of her spicy food to some of the nations to the point Singapore had to hold her back. Brunei tried to get bottles of mineral water but bumped into America who's screaming for 911. Germany is trying to grab at least a bottle of mineral water but was forced to duck when the fire breathing Italian turned to his way and Hong Kong is already in ROFL mode.
All in all, not much food is wasted as the spicy food lovers gather in one table and shove it down their throat without a care in the world while commenting on each other's cuisines.
"Such pathetic guys they are!" Malaysia commented with a sigh. "Can't even handle spicy food! And it's delicious also!"
A/N: That is all for now folks! Study break, exams and I so need to focus on studying since I slacked. Gotta go guys! Remember to leave a review!
